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kingsombra

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Gender: male
Age: 22
Facebook Profile: Swiggity
Youtube Channel: Swooty
Steam Profile: ImComingForThatBooty
Date Signed Up:10/14/2012
Last Login:5/04/2016
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Content Thumbs: 382 total,  470 ,  88
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Content Level Progress: 20% (2/10)
Level 38 Content: Peasant → Level 39 Content: Peasant
Comment Level Progress: 91.1% (911/1000)
Level 372 Comments: Immortal → Level 373 Comments: Immortal
Subscribers:5
Content Views:22314
Total Comments Made:7708
FJ Points:16502

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#217 - Sometimes I feel you don't appreciate us commenters and our la…  [+] (4 new replies) 02/19/2014 on Funnyjunk Rants 0
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#219 - acemcgunner (02/19/2014) [-]
cum guzzling fag you such a gutter slut
#223 - kingsombra (02/19/2014) [-]
"gutter slut"

Thank you, I'll use this insult to get another top comment
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#225 - acemcgunner (02/19/2014) [-]
you swallow more than admin on a Friday night in a room full of big black males..
#234 - kingsombra (02/19/2014) [-]
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
#12 - Oh, did you c what I did there? No, sorry, I have no ide…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/19/2014 on RDR vs. GTA V - Cougars +17
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#56 - joeyliquid (02/20/2014) [-]
How long have you been waiting to pull that off?
#10 - c  [+] (3 new replies) 02/19/2014 on RDR vs. GTA V - Cougars +47
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#11 - TheNorwegianSmurf (02/19/2014) [-]
Why the "c"?
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#12 - kingsombra (02/19/2014) [-]
Oh, did you c what I did there? No, sorry, I have no idea how it got there
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#56 - joeyliquid (02/20/2014) [-]
How long have you been waiting to pull that off?
#3 - Oh, so it works as a dildotampon as well, great!  [+] (3 new replies) 02/19/2014 on genious +101
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#37 - payseht (02/20/2014) [-]
the thought of having hot wax dripping inside my uterus makes me moist
#65 - anon (02/20/2014) [-]
the thought of you having a uterus makes me hard
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#66 - payseht (02/20/2014) [-]
I do, in my fridge
#2 - I can't help but imagine some angry arabian 02/19/2014 on Faq you +92
#7 - Hopefully admin-titan won't see you getting it on with the tower  [+] (3 new replies) 02/19/2014 on Titan sexdrive +119
#166 - anon (02/20/2014) [-]
found that this went well with that gif www.youtube.com/watch?v=CvAANskPPMg
#78 - anon (02/20/2014) [-]
Obviously this is connected. Admin-Titan is obviously running towards the Cocktower yelling You gonna get ban'd!
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#9 - neonbrony (02/19/2014) [-]
my god that I cannot stop looking at this haha
#1 - The guy has good comebacks, he should start rapping.  [+] (3 new replies) 02/19/2014 on Eminem on Lil' Wayne +54
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#16 - mrkek (02/20/2014) [-]
"Marshal you so funny man, you should be a comedian, god damn"
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#3 - jekalevader (02/19/2014) [-]
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#7 - Picture 02/19/2014 on Thief +124
#5 - The potoo bird always looks terrified  [+] (1 new reply) 02/19/2014 on Ladies and gentlemen, the... +38
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#172 - tocho (02/20/2014) [-]
"oh shit the acid is kicking in"
#220 - /language/ please 02/19/2014 on Lets discuss boards 0