yup, i see you on a couple of threads and we're both bronies

A buddy of mine visited new mexico recently and he brought back a bag of the blue meth candy used on the Breaking bad set. They didn't say anything, he passed it off as powdered water.

>Melt down sugar
>Add blue food dye and mint extract
>Pour onto pan and let cool
>Break into pieces with a hammer
>Do the same thing you said, but now it won't melt + you have a tasty candy

>Take some blue colored drugs
>Put in plastic bag
>Take into airport security
>Get arrested

>Melt down sugar
>Add blue food dye and mint extract
>Pour onto pan and let cool
>Break into pieces with a hammer
>Make meth
>Enjoy having crazy shenanigans with airport security

WAIT, YOU'RE A DUDE?????

Source

No homo

i definately did not look this up....

www.redtube.com/121342

Parker. I had a 9/10 chance of gay porn. But I am willing to watch 9 gay pornos just so I don't skip over one straight one. I am the straightest man on the face of the earth.

mfw that whole video.
also wished that there is a vid of a bigger guy in a deadpool suit with one of the spidermans

Thanks

spiderman

nothing is more homo than spiderman

Made me think of this

**adolfshitlerfuhrer rolled image**

hello again Kingsombra! wanna be buddies?

Again? Have I talked to you before? Sure, it's fun making friends

yup, i see you on a couple of threads and we're both bronies

As a Lux main, I kind of take offense to that. You're thinking you'll just stand still to make it easier for me land but I may have cast it further ahead of you because I thought you'd keep running. Ally and enemy movement can be unpredictable at times meaning you aren't going to land every skill shot.

The reason people miss her W is because from mid lane you're usually 1v1'ing and trying to cast it as fast as possible due to your opponent's burst. Typically you don't worry about where you cast your W unless you're running away or want to catch it faster. In team fights you are simply trying to hit as many teammates as possible with it because it doesn't shield that much.

That being said, playing support Lux is the best way to get better with hitting her W due to it being essential to winning trades.

It always pisses me off laning against a lux. Their aim is so terrible, that I dodge every single fucking spell. Then when she's at half I go in and obviously she can hit me at point blank range with her full spell rotation and demolish me.

Her Q is extremely difficult to land during laning phase if your opponent simply stays behind their minions. However you shouldn't be missing her E. The hitbox on it is larger than the indicator allowing you to surprise your opponent and the range is further than most other mid laners' spells.

Most opponent's will rotate with you whenever you're moving to always keep minions between you. Sure you can land her Q through a minion but the duration of the snare may not last long enough for you to get the maximum damage output from your skill rotation.

Maybe because they didn't do anything to be sorry aboot.

www.history.com/this-day-in-history/british-troops-set-fire-to-the-white-house
www.eyewitnesstohistory.com/washingtonsack.htm
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2414528/War-1812-Special-relationship-Britain-burned-White-House-stole-Presidents-clothes.html
boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=63222
history1800s.about.com/od/americanwars/tp/1814washingtonburns.htm
wiki.answers.com/Q/Has_Canada_burnt_down_the_white_house#slide=2

Taking credit for something other people did. Canadians' biggest pride is a lie.

Canadians fought along side the British

But they had nothing to do with the 'white house.'

well americans claim to have won ww2, so were just trying to keep up in the historical fictions department

Same can go for those who think Russia won it. Sorry, but with no America or British helping the euro front Russia loses. All 3 needed each other to win that war and this is what I learned from going to school in America.

i know its not easy to measure these things, but if we look at war-winning in terms of how many Germans were killed/wounded/taken prisoner, then Russia was doing twice the war-winning that the US and UK combined were doing

The US and UK needed each other and Russia

Russia only needed either one of them

Yes, it would be stupid to argue that it never happened, because it did happen. But it would be also stupid to argue that the Canadians did it, because they did not, British troops transferred from Europe did. There was no reason to transfer Canadian troops from Canada when other troops were readily available.

It's actually a well established fact in the Americas once you enter into high school that we lost this battle hugely against the Canadians. They burned the White House down end of story, it was sort of hard to not think we lost.

The fuck high school did you got to?

My class went a little something like
The British attacked, and burned down the White house
Then they got pushed back.
So ends the war of 1812

Was discussing it with an american friend and he said more or less the same thing, not knowing that the war started with 3 repelled US invasions of what is now Canada thanks to Major General Isaac Brock although British leadership somewhat crumbled after his death. Looks like US schools don't teach you about that part, probably because of the rather embarrassing defeats, including one where a US militia army fired upon itself and then dispersed before wandering back to the US.

To be honest I learned it in middle school but I was trying to say something that was at least slightly believable to foreigners. I live in Texas, The patriot of the patriotic U.S., There really is no excuse for other states not to be told how brutally we lost.

"Brutally lost"? There is a wide consensus that the war was a stalemate, and, in reality, the only 'side' that lost was the Native Americans, who would never again pose a serious threat to the US.

The borders didn't change at all, and do you know why? Because everyone realized that the war was just a stalemate and that since the British had stopped impressment, and since the US couldn't capture Canada (especially since the US wanted to avoid having to deal with veteran British regulars that would soon be brought over from fighting the French), both sides just agreed to end the war amicably. The saddest part of the war was not the burning of Washington (the British also burned numerous towns and cities before that, including Buffalo, as retaliation for the American burning of York), but the Battle of New Orleans, a battle in which ~2900 British and American soldiers were killed or wounded, and a needless battle that occurred AFTER the Treaty of Ghent ending the war had been signed in Belgium.

What should be taken away from the war is that is was really unnecessary and a waste. It was, in the words of Leftenant John Le Couteur: "A hot and unnatural war between two kindred peoples".

Probably because my state's closer to the action.. and we shoulda been more prepared.

Gosh, but we also admit how brutally we were slaughtered at the Alamo. Maybe we're just okay with being slaughtered?

Wow, I never thought of it that way. 1812, Alamo, Wounded Knee, the Lusitania, Pearl Harbor, 9/11...

We're that kid that's just hoping he gets bumped into in the hall so he can start a fight.

We know we lost, but we also know we whipped the right hell out of them back.

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Фостата курвииии!

Дай 'леба!

повече сме

Майка си тракал, ей!

I'm somewhat troubled that I don't find this out of place.

So many upvotes

admin

Read that as 'eating a lot of children'.

My favorite comment ever

This comment is going places. 3 hours, close to 200 thumbs, on a content with 3 hours and 1.2k thumbs. Godspeed kingsombra. Godspeed.

im proud of you