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#79 - Okay, m8, this post came around years ago, he now has a **… 10/01/2015 on RIP Stanleyrr 0
#20 - This post alone has just convinced me to get this game  [+] (21 new replies) 09/29/2015 on I love this game +1
#42 - anon (09/30/2015) [-]
Except you can't do all of that once. It's still a fantastic game, but you can only have the horse, dog, or sniper, one at a time.
User avatar #57 - navestotwo (09/30/2015) [-]
That's kind of the beauty of it really

D-Dog : for legit stealth people

Quiet: for people who want that extra backup when going loud

D-Walker: For when that mission you're trying to do keeps failing in stealth and all you wanna do is get it over with and fuck them up. Also if you downloaded Initial D - Deja Vu as a custom cassette tape and want to do sick drifts in Afghanistan.

D-Horse: For when that fucking objective is 4km away...

To have all at once would just be counter-productive.
User avatar #112 - tenaciouslee (09/30/2015) [-]
What is "Initial D - Deja Vu"?

Is it an upgrade for D-Walker or something?
User avatar #122 - tenaciouslee (09/30/2015) [-]
But you said it was an upgrade for D-Walker or something?
#126 - ettne (09/30/2015) [-]
the song is from an anime about hektik skidz, and I think D-Walker is some machine-partner-robot-tingy, and I guess you can ride it, I guess it's something to to with that. I dunno tho, I wasn't the one who wrote that.
User avatar #221 - navestotwo (09/30/2015) [-]
Lol D-Walker has a driving and walking mode. When he drives, he's pretty fast and also has very wide drifts, so it's funny to play the song while murdering soldiers.
User avatar #127 - tenaciouslee (09/30/2015) [-]
Shit, man, I did not even look at your username.

Sorry for pesterin' you with a dumb question.
User avatar #222 - navestotwo (09/30/2015) [-]
Initial D - Deja Vu is a song from a racing anime. D-Walker has the natural ability to drive and walk. When he drives, he is pretty fast and has very wide turns, thus being funny to play the song while driving him.

If you'd like to add a song to MGSVTPP, simply place a .mp3 file into :

(Insert Drive Name Here):\Program Files (x86)\Steam\steamapps\common\MGS_TPP\CustomSoundtrack

It will show up on your iDroid's music menu under [MUSIC CONTENT]
You can't rewind or fastforward it, however, you can blast it on speakers, just like any song.
To blast on iDroid's speakers, press [E] to use the soundtrack's control panel, and navigate to the far right where you'll see a speaker-mute icon. press [SPACE] to toggle it on, and you will hear it in speaker mode, as if Snake was playing it out loud with the environment noise. NOTE: guards WILL hear you if you're close enough!!!
#70 - silentpaper (09/30/2015) [-]
disagree with quiet. put a silencer on her guilty butterfly and you will be stealthier than ever.
User avatar #77 - navestotwo (09/30/2015) [-]
this is true, but I feel like when she gets shot at because even in stealth before combat mode, they'll shoot towards enemy fire, she'll just super jump and super-sprint around until she finds a spot where bullets aren't hitting her, and that can really mess up stealth set-ups such as traps, marked enemies and patterns, and overall making sure you don't have to kill or fulton them and the stun/ZZZ lasts just enough time.
#78 - silentpaper (09/30/2015) [-]
meh, i usually just sat back and let her do her business, then infiltrated the base to fulton all the enemies and get all the guys that were still inside tents, unaware of what was happening. if you are careful with telling her who to fire at, it wont alert other enemies. that was until she went away sad face
User avatar #79 - navestotwo (09/30/2015) [-]
If I had only known about the butterfly emblem thing...
#80 - silentpaper (09/30/2015) [-]
i was sad to see her go, but it was a great moment in the story. taking away a major part of the game from the players was a risky move, but i felt it added a lot of emotion to the story. it was the first time i ever actually felt i had lost someone special to me in a videogame
#82 - silentpaper (09/30/2015) [-]
well, first time since aerith actually
User avatar #81 - navestotwo (09/30/2015) [-]
god-damn frog women man.
#83 - silentpaper (09/30/2015) [-]
not sure if referring to quiet or the frog unit
User avatar #84 - navestotwo (09/30/2015) [-]
both mayne
#86 - silentpaper (09/30/2015) [-]
i also think its hilarious that we all thought dd was going to die (because dogs dying are the worst), and then it was quiet
User avatar #87 - navestotwo (09/30/2015) [-]
I swear if DD died i wasnt gonna play anymore
#85 - silentpaper (09/30/2015) [-]
it wasnt until i realized how many frog women were in mgs that i realized just how fucking weird this series is
#15 - I flew for the first time a few months ago, was a delta flight… 09/22/2015 on FUCKING STOP 0
#458 - **kingofhazard used "*roll picture*"** **kingofhazard rolle… 09/18/2015 on Netflix and Chill with admin 0
#44 - I think $10,000,000 would fick my current mistakes very **… 09/17/2015 on like being born... 0
#1343 - **kingofhazard used "*roll picture*"** **kingofhazard rolle… 09/17/2015 on Arrogant's name 0
#21 - Well... 08/20/2015 on Your life is a lie in... -1
#27 - Oh no, next time someone looks at my stubble through a microsc…  [+] (12 new replies) 08/16/2015 on razor shave vs electric +379
User avatar #66 - anangrytaco (08/16/2015) [-]
You're in luck. It has to be an electron microscope. Which are like over 25k btw
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#50 - anon (08/16/2015) [-]
That's the fucking point dickweed. One way slices it off, the other chops it off. The only difference is the latter doesn't feel as sharp and itchy and doesn't cut as close.
User avatar #31 - cuntism (08/16/2015) [-]
But you constantly cut it anyway so why does it matter what the end of it looks like ?

I don't use an electric razor, it's just it's a dumb point to make.
#37 - apolloeighteen (08/16/2015) [-]
its also dead keratin isnt it? Plus the end of the hair isnt what fucking grows rofl. Its like oh no....woe is me
User avatar #38 - cuntism (08/16/2015) [-]
I was about to say "no that's fingernails" but yup hair too. Huh, learn something new every day
#34 - tristmilt (08/16/2015) [-]
The stubble will be rougher? I dunno :/
User avatar #35 - cuntism (08/16/2015) [-]
I can't say for certain (it's cuntism, not dr cuntism), but looking at it logically I just can't see it having an effect. If it was head hair it'd be different, as that tends to be grown longer, which in turn means the damaged ends could mature into split ends, meaning frizzy and hard to manage hair (also, the end of your hair ends up looking like that clump that grows around a dogs asshole..you all know what I'm talking about)

But this is hair that has been cut to be as short as possible, so it's never going to get more than a few micrometers out of the skin, and you're never gonna be able to feel it.

Although some people will still think it's a bad thing, because they want every aspect of their being to be perfect or as close to it. And that's fine, if you wanna go that route, you go that route
User avatar #55 - themongoose (08/16/2015) [-]
it's not about the look. when you shave, it removes some skin as well as cutting the hair and sometimes below the skin line, particularly when you stretch the skin while shaving. Having such a rough cut can cause more ingrown hairs and discomfort as it grows because the hair won't come out of the follicle cleanly and will "catch" on the skin. This causes redness, itching and ingrown hairs that can be painful and make you look like you have terrible acne.
User avatar #39 - Tusura (08/16/2015) [-]
I shave my head twice a week.
I can't use an electric razor to do so because it tears my scalp up.

I'll occasionally use barbers clippers to trim the hair short before I shave it with a bladed razor though.

It only matters if you want an extremely close shave with no rough stubble.
#40 - anon (08/16/2015) [-]
Try waxing?
User avatar #51 - Tusura (08/16/2015) [-]
Just no.

No possible way I'm yanking out all the hair on my head.
#45 - People complain when they leave stuff out of films that was in…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/04/2014 on The Hobbit +7
User avatar #66 - emiyashirou (12/05/2014) [-]
Making room for the stuff in the books, that's fine. Having Peter Jackson make up just about half of the plot instead of taking it from the source material, now that's a different story.
#171 - In sucking a guys dick? I like to think so 11/20/2014 on PC Gaming Mustard Rice 0

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