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kingofhazard

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#21 - Well... 08/20/2015 on Your life is a lie in... -1
#27 - Oh no, next time someone looks at my stubble through a microsc…  [+] (12 new replies) 08/16/2015 on razor shave vs electric +379
User avatar #66 - anangrytaco (08/16/2015) [-]
You're in luck. It has to be an electron microscope. Which are like over 25k btw
#29 - gitanisme has deleted their comment.
#50 - anon (08/16/2015) [-]
That's the fucking point dickweed. One way slices it off, the other chops it off. The only difference is the latter doesn't feel as sharp and itchy and doesn't cut as close.
User avatar #31 - cuntism (08/16/2015) [-]
But you constantly cut it anyway so why does it matter what the end of it looks like ?

I don't use an electric razor, it's just it's a dumb point to make.
#37 - apolloeighteen (08/16/2015) [-]
its also dead keratin isnt it? Plus the end of the hair isnt what fucking grows rofl. Its like oh no....woe is me
User avatar #38 - cuntism (08/16/2015) [-]
I was about to say "no that's fingernails" but yup hair too. Huh, learn something new every day
#34 - tristmilt (08/16/2015) [-]
The stubble will be rougher? I dunno :/
User avatar #35 - cuntism (08/16/2015) [-]
I can't say for certain (it's cuntism, not dr cuntism), but looking at it logically I just can't see it having an effect. If it was head hair it'd be different, as that tends to be grown longer, which in turn means the damaged ends could mature into split ends, meaning frizzy and hard to manage hair (also, the end of your hair ends up looking like that clump that grows around a dogs asshole..you all know what I'm talking about)

But this is hair that has been cut to be as short as possible, so it's never going to get more than a few micrometers out of the skin, and you're never gonna be able to feel it.

Although some people will still think it's a bad thing, because they want every aspect of their being to be perfect or as close to it. And that's fine, if you wanna go that route, you go that route
User avatar #55 - themongoose (08/16/2015) [-]
it's not about the look. when you shave, it removes some skin as well as cutting the hair and sometimes below the skin line, particularly when you stretch the skin while shaving. Having such a rough cut can cause more ingrown hairs and discomfort as it grows because the hair won't come out of the follicle cleanly and will "catch" on the skin. This causes redness, itching and ingrown hairs that can be painful and make you look like you have terrible acne.
User avatar #39 - Tusura (08/16/2015) [-]
I shave my head twice a week.
I can't use an electric razor to do so because it tears my scalp up.

I'll occasionally use barbers clippers to trim the hair short before I shave it with a bladed razor though.

It only matters if you want an extremely close shave with no rough stubble.
#40 - anon (08/16/2015) [-]
Try waxing?
User avatar #51 - Tusura (08/16/2015) [-]
Just no.

No possible way I'm yanking out all the hair on my head.
#45 - People complain when they leave stuff out of films that was in…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/04/2014 on The Hobbit +7
User avatar #66 - emiyashirou (12/05/2014) [-]
Making room for the stuff in the books, that's fine. Having Peter Jackson make up just about half of the plot instead of taking it from the source material, now that's a different story.
#171 - In sucking a guys dick? I like to think so 11/20/2014 on PC Gaming Mustard Rice 0
#114 - I'm bi, and yes  [+] (2 new replies) 11/20/2014 on PC Gaming Mustard Rice 0
User avatar #122 - inuares (11/20/2014) [-]
Did you succeed?
User avatar #171 - kingofhazard (11/20/2014) [-]
In sucking a guys dick? I like to think so
#110 - Already done it, it's not as amazing as it sounds, the first p…  [+] (5 new replies) 11/20/2014 on PC Gaming Mustard Rice +2
#113 - soupkittenagain (11/20/2014) [-]
MODS
User avatar #112 - jacklane (11/20/2014) [-]
Maybe you're gay? Ever tried sucking a dick?
User avatar #114 - kingofhazard (11/20/2014) [-]
I'm bi, and yes
User avatar #122 - inuares (11/20/2014) [-]
Did you succeed?
User avatar #171 - kingofhazard (11/20/2014) [-]
In sucking a guys dick? I like to think so
#81 - This is meant to be an unpopular opinion? 11/16/2014 on Cold 0
#304 - I don't believe you 11/14/2014 on comment and i post on your... 0
#15 - Granted I could google it 11/04/2014 on No fap November? Good luck! 0
#14 - Does anyone have a link to where I can get a pair of those gia…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/04/2014 on No fap November? Good luck! 0
User avatar #15 - kingofhazard (11/04/2014) [-]
Granted I could google it

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#22 - presidentmoose (06/24/2014) [-]
Personal favorite, as promised.
#23 to #22 - kingofhazard (06/24/2014) [-]
Actually that's a damn fine moose, I shall save it and treasure it always, farewell brave, somewhat strange, man.
#18 - naplinewander (06/24/2014) [-]
The moose guy delivered to me, so I thought you desrved one to.
User avatar #21 to #18 - presidentmoose (06/24/2014) [-]
And it's President Moose. Not the moose guy.
#20 to #18 - presidentmoose (06/24/2014) [-]
This isn't your duty, get out of here
#19 to #18 - kingofhazard (06/24/2014) [-]
You da real MVP
User avatar #15 - soundofwinter (06/20/2014) [-]
**** you
User avatar #16 to #15 - kingofhazard (06/20/2014) [-]
You are a man of your word, I admire that, love you too, honey
User avatar #17 to #16 - soundofwinter (06/20/2014) [-]
I am the hero that Fj deserves
#13 - Orc (06/02/2014) [-]
**Orc rolled image** I meant you got banned. :3
User avatar #14 to #13 - kingofhazard (06/02/2014) [-]
worth it
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