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Gender: male
Age: 21
X-box Gamertag: PC master race
PSN: PC master race
Date Signed Up:3/02/2012
Last Login:12/22/2014
Location:Somewhere in the jungle
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I silently watch the countless lines of heavy water drops from my window as they hurdle towards the earth. A silent war between two elements. The sun breaks through thw clouds. I don't want it to. This is not my mind, sun, happiness, laughter. I want it gone, I want the war to continue. The war in my soul will never be won or lost. It is eternal.

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#112286 - I'm kicked out of school, they basically decided just to say …  [+] (1 new reply) 01/17/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #112288 - megavoir (01/17/2014) [-]
well
that ain't good
you should probably find a new one
#112267 - A retard  [+] (3 new replies) 01/17/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #112272 - megavoir (01/17/2014) [-]
Ah. You should gradually go back to school if thats what you wanna do. Or just stay out.
User avatar #112286 - kingofdogs (01/17/2014) [-]
I'm kicked out of school, they basically decided just to say fuck my future, so yeah, life sucks..
User avatar #112288 - megavoir (01/17/2014) [-]
well
that ain't good
you should probably find a new one
#741419 - What keyboard is that?  [+] (1 new reply) 12/03/2013 on Video Games Board - console... +1
User avatar #741420 - drastronomy (12/03/2013) [-]
corsair k70
#741407 - Oh, alright <3 12/03/2013 on Video Games Board - console... +1
#741405 - W-why is the CPU fan askew?  [+] (2 new replies) 12/03/2013 on Video Games Board - console... +1
User avatar #741406 - serhiy (12/03/2013) [-]
its just how the mounting brackets on the heat sync are.
User avatar #741407 - kingofdogs (12/03/2013) [-]
Oh, alright <3
#741397 - Yeah, cables are annoying as **** , but I managed … 12/03/2013 on Video Games Board - console... +1
#741389 - Yeah, i would have gone for more too, as I plan to do videos a… 12/03/2013 on Video Games Board - console... +1
#741384 - What case is that? Looks bawler! 12/03/2013 on Video Games Board - console... +1
#741370 - Oh, and corsair vengeance 16 gb RAM 12/03/2013 on Video Games Board - console... +1
#741369 - CPU Not exactly sure what my CPU is, think it's 3.4 ghz Cr…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/03/2013 on Video Games Board - console... +1
User avatar #741370 - kingofdogs (12/03/2013) [-]
Oh, and corsair vengeance 16 gb RAM
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#44 - pedophillia (06/14/2013) [-]
You are just everywhere aren't you?
User avatar #45 to #44 - kingofdogs (06/14/2013) [-]
Am I?
#46 to #45 - pedophillia (06/14/2013) [-]
Well to me, yes.
I usually comment on one or two of the boards.
You seem to be on quite a lot of them.
User avatar #47 to #46 - kingofdogs (06/14/2013) [-]
I do my fair share of lurking, I try my best to interact with people on here, I like trying to help people the best I can, even if it doesn't help them in practice.
#48 to #47 - pedophillia (06/14/2013) [-]
I saw below that you made a /social/ post.
Could you link that? If you can that is.
User avatar #49 to #48 - kingofdogs (06/14/2013) [-]
If I can find it, yes.
#50 to #49 - pedophillia (06/14/2013) [-]
Thanks.
#52 to #51 - pedophillia (06/14/2013) [-]
Unfortunately I can't help you with that problem.

I want to help people, but I just find myself not knowing what to say or do.
User avatar #53 to #52 - kingofdogs (06/14/2013) [-]
It's all fine, although it has gotten worse, much worse. I find myself awake at 5 am just so I can be alone a little longer, my life is shattering and plummeting down into the endless pit of sadness.
#54 to #53 - pedophillia (06/14/2013) [-]
Are you on any form of medication for your depression?
User avatar #55 to #54 - kingofdogs (06/14/2013) [-]
Yes, it has no effect other than on my appetite, I have lost about 5 kgs over 3 weeks.
#56 to #55 - pedophillia (06/14/2013) [-]
Well, I hope things get better for you.
User avatar #57 to #56 - kingofdogs (06/14/2013) [-]
Thank you
#58 to #57 - pedophillia (06/14/2013) [-]
You're welcome.
#42 - shockofgod (06/14/2013) [-]
die in a fire
User avatar #43 to #42 - kingofdogs (06/14/2013) [-]
Maybe I will, you little rapscallion.
#17 - anonymous (06/14/2013) [-]
u should kill yourself dude. are you really so desperate for attention you spend your time trolling people who believe in God?
User avatar #18 to #17 - kingofdogs (06/14/2013) [-]
You're cute, have fun in church, Yes?
#19 to #18 - anonymous (06/14/2013) [-]
yeah there's that attention-seeking again. stop trying to piss people off over the internet. it's pathetic. oh and kill yourself already
User avatar #20 to #19 - kingofdogs (06/14/2013) [-]
If I recall correctly, you started this pathetic internet skirmish.
#21 to #20 - anonymous (06/14/2013) [-]
u provoked it
User avatar #22 to #21 - kingofdogs (06/14/2013) [-]
How so?
#23 to #22 - anonymous (06/14/2013) [-]
saying "i agree" to a troll post
User avatar #24 to #23 - kingofdogs (06/14/2013) [-]
It wasn't a troll post, I honestly don't think that a loving good would create such horrible creatures (humans). I wasn't stepping on your toes, was I? No.
#25 to #24 - anonymous (06/14/2013) [-]
well if humans are such a problem then contribute to the solution. drink bleach
User avatar #26 to #25 - kingofdogs (06/14/2013) [-]
Drinking bleach would only kill me eventually.
#27 to #26 - anonymous (06/14/2013) [-]
drink a whole gallon
User avatar #28 to #27 - kingofdogs (06/14/2013) [-]
You aren't very clever, are you?
#29 to #28 - anonymous (06/14/2013) [-]
that wasn't a very clever insult.
User avatar #30 to #29 - kingofdogs (06/14/2013) [-]
Neither has any of yours been.
#31 to #30 - anonymous (06/14/2013) [-]
difference is that i'm not trying to be clever. i don't care about impressing people on the internet like you. pathetic twat
User avatar #32 to #31 - kingofdogs (06/14/2013) [-]
What because I try my best to use proper grammar? I wouldn't call that trying to be clever, I'd call that trying my best to use proper grammar. Also, why don't you log in?
#33 to #32 - shockofgod (06/14/2013) [-]
you're obviously trying really hard to sound witty. pretty sad that u care about impressing strangers so much. guess you just can't get enough attention
User avatar #34 to #33 - kingofdogs (06/14/2013) [-]
Why does your username not surprise me?
User avatar #10 - amissingmouse (03/21/2013) [-]
Hey :)
I'm just. here.
I'm 15,
I'm apparently extremely intelligent, I suffer from depression, trust problems, and bi-polar dis-order.
I just thought we should chat, cause...who wouldn't want to talk to a psychotic girl? :)
User avatar #35 to #10 - kingofdogs (06/14/2013) [-]
Hey, Astraea is right, also, you are not vey nice.
User avatar #59 to #35 - amissingmouse (06/14/2013) [-]
...I'm not?
User avatar #60 to #59 - kingofdogs (06/14/2013) [-]
Nope.
User avatar #61 to #60 - amissingmouse (06/14/2013) [-]
...How do I know you?
User avatar #62 to #61 - kingofdogs (06/14/2013) [-]
You read my post on /social/ and you wrote me.
User avatar #14 to #10 - astraea (04/30/2013) [-]
YOUR MOM WOULDNT TALK TO A PSYCHOTIC GIRL
BAZINGA!
User avatar #15 to #14 - amissingmouse (04/30/2013) [-]
...Mature.
User avatar #16 to #15 - astraea (04/30/2013) [-]
Thanks, I try my best ♥
User avatar #11 to #10 - kingofdogs (03/21/2013) [-]
I don't know, who wouldn't? I've added you as friend.
User avatar #12 to #11 - amissingmouse (03/21/2013) [-]
Exactly! :)
So,
do you have a skype or a facebook?
User avatar #63 to #12 - amissingmouse (06/14/2013) [-]
Oh. okay
User avatar #8 - revorce (02/21/2013) [-]
Hey, I read your post on /social/. I feel pretty much the same, I'm 16, got diagnosed with a social/emotional disorder, depression and ADD. People say I'm highly intelligent but still I never get along. I don't really know what to say, If you wanna chat just reply.
User avatar #9 to #8 - kingofdogs (02/21/2013) [-]
Yeah, sure, I'm adding you as friend now.
User avatar #1 - nidhugg ONLINE (08/09/2012) [-]
Mwahahhah, I took your profile virginity!
User avatar #2 to #1 - kingofdogs (08/09/2012) [-]
:o
User avatar #3 to #2 - nidhugg ONLINE (08/09/2012) [-]
Tell me when we'll have that match ^^
User avatar #4 to #3 - kingofdogs (08/09/2012) [-]
right this instant
User avatar #5 to #4 - nidhugg ONLINE (08/09/2012) [-]
alright, lemme log in
User avatar #6 to #5 - nidhugg ONLINE (08/09/2012) [-]
You haven't add me...
User avatar #7 to #6 - kingofdogs (08/09/2012) [-]
my name is King of Mugs. it doesn't seem to find yours
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