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|#11 - person dies, TIME TO MAKE A MEME OUT OF THEM!!!! le le xDDDDDDDDD [+] (6 new replies)||06/20/2013 on Well Shit||-75|
#91 - John Cena (06/21/2013) [-]
'Snot a meme, lurk moar, otherwise you will be called an 11 year old. Whether or not its true, you still don't want to be called that on the Internet.
Anyway, the caption was not disrespectful.
#19 - John Cena (06/20/2013) [-]
#20 - John Cena (06/20/2013) [-]
It's not a meme, it's a photo with a caption.
|#73 - WHOA 700 volts!!!!! I'd hate to see what those standard issue … [+] (9 new replies)||06/20/2013 on What happens when 700 volts...||+3|
#90 - bandoslootshare (06/20/2013) [-]
Our body has a certain amount of resistance
2M Ohms or so when you are dry
If you are wet, you can die from a smaller voltage
It does take a lot of voltage to kill you, but the amps are determined by the voltage, since our body has a set resistance
tl;dr voltage are related to amps and changing one changes the other, higher voltage tends to mean higher amps since our body has a set resistance
#99 - DeeJayBee (06/20/2013) [-]
its a combination of the two, the uk national grid has transmission voltages up to 400kv, sure a higher voltage means a lower current can be accommodate in a relatively small cable but the rate at which that current flows would fuck you up. voltage times current equals power (watts)
what i'm surprised about with the image is that its his left arm, one killer with getting a shock is your heart frequency can be messed up meaning you could appear fine for a minute after a shock but then collapse and die
#88 - sidedoor (06/20/2013) [-]
Posted this earlier, but free education.
You are right. Voltage doesn't kill you. Ampers kill you, aka the current.
I=U/R (Direct current formula) very similar to AC just more simple.
Body resistance with dry skin varies from 1,000 to 100,000 Ohms
Currents from 0.1 to 0.2 amps are lethal. Anything above and the man can be saved if given immediate attention. Anything less, and you get lesser and lesser effects down to minor sensation of current.
At 1000 Ohm body resistance, a voltage of 100-200 V is needed to produce 0,1-0,2 Amperes.
At 100 000 Ohm body resistance, a voltage of 10 000-20 000V is needed to produce 0,1-0,2 Amperes.
Which means that the current (amperes) kill you, instead of the voltage.
If voltage is the killer, we would die from car door/doorknob zaps, which can be about 20,000 to 25,000 volts.
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#19 - John Cena (06/17/2013) [-]
You must be so much fun in parties.
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#117 - John Cena (06/16/2013) [-]
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