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#4 - Punchbuggy or Slugbug is a game in which every time you see a …  [+] (6 new replies) 05/31/2014 on When bad luck brian gets on... 0
#8 - jamesten (06/11/2014) [-]
The hippies who use Volkswagen vans should stop with it, because they are just creating more violence with the fact that they're driving the Volkswagen vans and making more people punch each other, unless maybe someone started this game in protest to the hippie peace Volkswagen van thing, and it became so popular, that Volkswagen adapted it in their advertising
User avatar #9 - kingkittan (06/12/2014) [-]
It only goes for Volkswagen Beetles, the 2000-2004 models in particular. The vans don't count.
#10 - jamesten (06/12/2014) [-]
let me think about that
User avatar #5 - pellebauss (05/31/2014) [-]
oh, so like yellow car then?
User avatar #6 - kingkittan (05/31/2014) [-]
Basically, but with violence!
User avatar #7 - tanditsky (05/31/2014) [-]
Yellow car is also with a punch
#53 - tbh I think Chronic the Hedgehog is genius. 05/31/2014 on Bad Sonic Fan Art P3 0
#6 - As a Dutchman I agree with the statement. However, Drake IS ki… 05/27/2014 on Hey Africa! +33
#102 - Band name: A Dandy in ***** Album name: Mike … 05/24/2014 on Your band in 3 steps! Game 0
#31 - euphoric m8!  [+] (1 new reply) 05/22/2014 on single vs relationship +1
#109 - ditay (05/22/2014) [-]
I... don't go this far... pls
#262 - I call ******** on this fb status, no little girl… 05/22/2014 on Jesus Christ... 0
#32 - I don't imagine military training is enough to win a 3 on 1 tr…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/20/2014 on Good Guy Ex-Marine 0
#96 - Orc has deleted their comment.
User avatar #98 - Orc (05/21/2014) [-]
Never mind, it actually doesn't. I'm retarded.
User avatar #37 - vwanyama (05/20/2014) [-]
I was only kidding, just when i thought of bullys i thought of some cliche highschool bullies.
#473 - Ah thank you, I presumed they were all meant to be feel stories  [+] (1 new reply) 05/20/2014 on Six-Word Stories 0
#475 - fierce (05/20/2014) [-]
Some are. Some are funny. Some are scary. There's no real pattern, just that they're 6 words and thought provoking.
#414 - Can someone explain the reflection blink and the captain speaking?  [+] (5 new replies) 05/20/2014 on Six-Word Stories 0
#453 - fierce (05/20/2014) [-]
If you are blinking your eyes are closed. So you wouldn't see the actual blink in a mirror. Unless the reflection was blinking without you actually blinking.

The captain usually announces that it is the captain of a flight speaking, then proceeds to give some information. By announcing he is not the captain we can assume he either hijacked the plane or something happened to the captain.
User avatar #473 - kingkittan (05/20/2014) [-]
Ah thank you, I presumed they were all meant to be feel stories
#475 - fierce (05/20/2014) [-]
Some are. Some are funny. Some are scary. There's no real pattern, just that they're 6 words and thought provoking.
User avatar #428 - theasguard (05/20/2014) [-]
Captain speaking is a plane being highjacked. Not entirely sure about the reflection one.
#427 - anonymous (05/20/2014) [-]
Reflection blink one is just creepy and the captain one is saying that the actual captain is not able to fly and someone else is stepping in.
#86 - Member of Decepticon crew purely for the logo, one of rou…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/19/2014 on GTA V Fail 2 +2
#115 - shadowbreech (05/19/2014) [-]
Now that is a truly magnificent motherfucker
#1 - This boy has the potential to participate in WWE for sure, jus…  [+] (6 new replies) 05/18/2014 on New champion +98
#2 - anonymous (05/19/2014) [-]
Shame he suffered from a case of death really.
User avatar #3 - mastertarium (05/19/2014) [-]
im going to let this joke die.
User avatar #5 - thatdeafguy (05/19/2014) [-]
like the kid.....
#17 - dandamanzx (05/19/2014) [-]
User avatar #8 - hammythehamster (05/19/2014) [-]
You're all going to hell
User avatar #15 - pwnedomega (05/19/2014) [-]
like the kid....
#4 - I sense a parade of ****** ass furries coming  [+] (9 new replies) 05/18/2014 on Best Photobomb -11
#59 - popnotes (05/18/2014) [-]
You brought the rain of magma upon yourself, foolish one.
#33 - vicanimus (05/18/2014) [-]
#31 - galkawhm (05/18/2014) [-]
#15 - chipacobra (05/18/2014) [-]
someone called?
User avatar #65 - cyberconnor (05/23/2014) [-]
I recognize the style did the artist also draw this? luscious.net/c/furries/pictures/sorted/best/id/5853651/@_ticket-mf that link is extremely NSFW so do show to to any kids
#66 - chipacobra (05/23/2014) [-]
dude i just googled SFW furry. seriously, the only artist i know by name is Redrusk and hardblush. soooo.... yea
#24 - harbingerwolf (05/18/2014) [-]
Fukken Falvie art man...
#11 - DemonMatt (05/18/2014) [-]
#5 - mkgt (05/18/2014) [-]
Here, you're gonna need this.
#16 - Isn't the ******** supposed to swirl it's ends clockwise? 05/18/2014 on it's wrong but we all laugh 0
#16 - clever bastard. 05/18/2014 on Alcohol 0
#9 - MFW Thumbing everyone in this thread back to 0  [+] (1 new reply) 05/17/2014 on Can I poke the us? 0
#18 - otroviciado (05/17/2014) [-]
0/1000 would not dislike m8, u mad bro lelele
#14 - That scenario is completely different though, the drunk driver…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/17/2014 on Alcohol 0
#15 - helpless (05/18/2014) [-]
I wasn't raped
User avatar #16 - kingkittan (05/18/2014) [-]
clever bastard.
#11 - The people you're referring to in the start of that comment ar…  [+] (4 new replies) 05/17/2014 on Alcohol 0
#12 - anonymous (05/17/2014) [-]
'Might as well be considered rape'

I know you mean well, but statements like this simply trivialise rape and breed contempt. You are responsible for your own actions when drunk, which is why we prosecute drunk drivers.
User avatar #14 - kingkittan (05/17/2014) [-]
That scenario is completely different though, the drunk driver isn't the victim but the offender. The victim of a drunk driver is about as helpless as a drunk rape victim.

Why exactly would it be fair that the offender (who is completely aware of what he/she would be doing to the victim) is in no way accountable, even though the offender manipulated and cheated someone in a bad mental state?
#15 - helpless (05/18/2014) [-]
I wasn't raped
User avatar #16 - kingkittan (05/18/2014) [-]
clever bastard.
#6 - Technically the moment she becomes drunk she can no longer giv…  [+] (6 new replies) 05/17/2014 on Alcohol -1
#8 - anonymous (05/17/2014) [-]
Drunk people can still give consent unless they're so drunk the don't even know what's going on around them. The sobrity of the other person has nothing to do with it.
Hence the link

The people who think that is rape are the reason people don't take rape seriously...
User avatar #11 - kingkittan (05/17/2014) [-]
The people you're referring to in the start of that comment aren't that drunk then, tipsy at most. Sobriety has everything to do with it, it might not be rape in it's worst form, aka the "struggle snuggle". However, taking advantage of drunk chicks is wrong in every way and might as well be considered rape.
#12 - anonymous (05/17/2014) [-]
'Might as well be considered rape'

I know you mean well, but statements like this simply trivialise rape and breed contempt. You are responsible for your own actions when drunk, which is why we prosecute drunk drivers.
User avatar #14 - kingkittan (05/17/2014) [-]
That scenario is completely different though, the drunk driver isn't the victim but the offender. The victim of a drunk driver is about as helpless as a drunk rape victim.

Why exactly would it be fair that the offender (who is completely aware of what he/she would be doing to the victim) is in no way accountable, even though the offender manipulated and cheated someone in a bad mental state?
#15 - helpless (05/18/2014) [-]
I wasn't raped
User avatar #16 - kingkittan (05/18/2014) [-]
clever bastard.
#56 - oh my god 05/17/2014 on Description 0
#29 - I'm pretty sure that would've been a snuff movie. 05/16/2014 on prank gone right 0
#10 - CNN has been known to interview people in the middle of mourni…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/13/2014 on fox news 0
User avatar #11 - samxdaxman (05/13/2014) [-]
Exactly. I don't trust any news on a major media source unless there's multiple reports saying the same thing.
#8 - I'm just gonna stand up and say: if you feel discriminated aga…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/11/2014 on white -8
User avatar #17 - newmanbiggeo (05/12/2014) [-]
go back to tumblr nigger
#10 - anonymous (05/11/2014) [-]
yeah, because as some white dude, affirmative action makes my job prospects much more insecure.
#166 - Put it like this, if you walk up to a girl and she crosses her… 05/11/2014 on You're still a slut 0
#162 - keyword: usually.  [+] (2 new replies) 05/11/2014 on You're still a slut 0
#165 - kanedam (05/11/2014) [-]
so the girls you know in dresses usually spread their legs immediately when they flirt?
#166 - kingkittan (05/11/2014) [-]
Put it like this, if you walk up to a girl and she crosses her legs she's probably not into you/intimidated by you.

If her legs are already crossed but she warms up to you, those legs are bound to go open sooner or later.
#159 - Not sure how you observed that. her legs being crossed usually…  [+] (4 new replies) 05/11/2014 on You're still a slut 0
#161 - kanedam (05/11/2014) [-]
because all girls spread their legs immediately...
User avatar #162 - kingkittan (05/11/2014) [-]
keyword: usually.
#165 - kanedam (05/11/2014) [-]
so the girls you know in dresses usually spread their legs immediately when they flirt?
#166 - kingkittan (05/11/2014) [-]
Put it like this, if you walk up to a girl and she crosses her legs she's probably not into you/intimidated by you.

If her legs are already crossed but she warms up to you, those legs are bound to go open sooner or later.
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User avatar #7 - JackStinson (05/07/2012) [-]
InHolland. =p Jij?
User avatar #8 to #7 - kingkittan ONLINE (05/07/2012) [-]
VCL :c (Middelbare school yo)
User avatar #9 to #8 - JackStinson (05/07/2012) [-]
Haha, aight.

Altijd leuk Nederlanders hier tegen te komen. Humor wint.
#4 - immabepoop (08/14/2011) [-]
i like bacon.
#5 to #4 - kingkittan ONLINE (08/14/2011) [-]
I like trains.
I like trains.
#3 - immabepoop (06/13/2011) [-]
nope. 3:
#2 - immabepoop (06/13/2011) [-]
**immabepoop rolls 458,933** lol i donut.
#1 - immabepoop (06/11/2011) [-]
lol i rolled 996.


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