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#198 - Picture 06/17/2012 on Fuck your title. +27
#2 - really??how do i apply?  [+] (2 replies) 06/16/2012 on all of my rage +1
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#4 - kathuzada (06/16/2012) [-]
I can get you a discount on books, if you want knock offs from 4chan
#3 - brandonstanford (06/16/2012) [-]
Cut your dick off and eat it while fingering that same hole with salt water as your lube and watching Culture Club - Karma Chameleon the music video on youtube. And you too can be a 9fag..I..I mean 9gagger of dicks.
#173 - IF YOU ACTUALLY FIND THIS **** FUNNY YOU SHOULD KILL YOURSELF …  [+] (5 replies) 06/14/2012 on oral hygiene -4
#208 - questionquota (06/15/2012) [-]
Hello? Yes, this is Tommy Lee Jones, I'd very much like if you'd stop usin' my image like an idiot, and start readin' this in my voice, thank you.
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#185 - flaaffy (06/14/2012) [-]
2/10 Trolling. Not Impressed. Saying you aren't trolling doesn't help support your argument.
#181 - anon (06/14/2012) [-]
someone needs a hug! <3
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#209 - killuminatii (06/15/2012) [-]
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
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#179 - chexmex (06/14/2012) [-]
If you have enough time to talk about how not funny a post is. Mabye you should make one yourself. No post is perfect and i hardly think you could do better.
#563 - Led Zeppelin  [+] (1 reply) 06/14/2012 on Ridiculously Photogenic... +1
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#571 - dratyats (06/14/2012) [-]
good man
#190 - Picture 06/13/2012 on Mans best friend +2