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#65 - Apart from a few people, stuff like this is outside the circle… 3 hours ago on ass of baddery +1
#59 - I'd say a fair few times.  [+] (1 new reply) 4 hours ago on ass of baddery +2
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#62 - stonetomcat (4 hours ago) [-]
I thought you were talking about this thread, also those aren't even recent.
#55 - Do you jump on every bandwagon without thinking for yourself?  [+] (3 new replies) 4 hours ago on ass of baddery +1
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#57 - stonetomcat (4 hours ago) [-]
At what point did I jump on a bandwagon?
#59 - killerjhtwo (4 hours ago) [-]
I'd say a fair few times.
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#62 - stonetomcat (4 hours ago) [-]
I thought you were talking about this thread, also those aren't even recent.
#52 - Good. I don't particularly give a ****, but hate me … 4 hours ago on ass of baddery +1
#2 - Too bad that the middle class, making up the largest part of t…  [+] (38 new replies) 21 hours ago on ass of baddery -42
#67 - anon (3 hours ago) [-]
Preach it!
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#63 - masanori (3 hours ago) [-]
Not really sure why you're getting so many red thumbs. You made good points.

Must have rustled some jimmies.
#93 - anon (1 hour ago) [-]
>>#2, he's getting red thumbs because he went full on fuckin autismo for no reason

doesnt matter if his points are good or not
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#65 - killerjhtwo (3 hours ago) [-]
Apart from a few people, stuff like this is outside the circlejerk.

Some people see it for what it is and will either say "I agree, also consider this."
or
"I don't agree, here's why."


But there'll be one to start the circlejerk by going "hurdurr k, or hurrduurr autism"
And as soon as that happens everyone else joins in.
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#53 - stonetomcat (4 hours ago) [-]
...Do you do this every time Britain is mentioned?
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#55 - killerjhtwo (4 hours ago) [-]
Do you jump on every bandwagon without thinking for yourself?
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#57 - stonetomcat (4 hours ago) [-]
At what point did I jump on a bandwagon?
#59 - killerjhtwo (4 hours ago) [-]
I'd say a fair few times.
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#62 - stonetomcat (4 hours ago) [-]
I thought you were talking about this thread, also those aren't even recent.
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#51 - ningyoaijin (4 hours ago) [-]
You're right but your smarmy attitude still makes me hate you.
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#52 - killerjhtwo (4 hours ago) [-]
Good.

I don't particularly give a fuck, but hate me all you want it doesn't bother me. The thing I'm glad about is that you actually didn't let it get the better of your judgement.
#34 - ICEDgrunge (5 hours ago) [-]
#30 - anon (6 hours ago) [-]
enjoy your diet comprised of solely jello and goldfish, and your hugbox, you pseudo-conservative
#28 - indigenouslotion (6 hours ago) [-]
**indigenouslotion used "*roll picture*"**
**indigenouslotion rolled image**chill, sperg
#27 - kanyesfishsticks (6 hours ago) [-]
That's not what this post is about
#21 - anon (8 hours ago) [-]
nigger do you have to make everything about politics?
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#20 - acemrhawk (8 hours ago) [-]
Redpilled sperglord
#13 - anon (11 hours ago) [-]
A U T I S M
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#10 - symmiie (12 hours ago) [-]
Talk about wrong place wrong time. Blow yourself up already.
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#9 - spearpwi (12 hours ago) [-]
Who is this "they" that you're talking about? You're oversimplifying something that you clearly don't understand very well.
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#17 - iqequalzero (9 hours ago) [-]
Every "they" is identified in what he wrote man.
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#39 - spearpwi (5 hours ago) [-]
"middle class" is as close as he got to identifying an actual demographic and that doesn't even come close to identifying specific groups of people who actually think like that.
#43 - anon (5 hours ago) [-]
In fewer words theyre saying that the brits middle class had the emotional and logic base of an American "college" student. I for one think to many muslims have taken over the middle class in england so its a uneducated decision mostly ran by organizations with a mindset thats different than that of a true brit.
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#46 - spearpwi (4 hours ago) [-]
4% of the population of Britain is Muslim...also what is this true brit of which you speak?
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#61 - distortedflare (4 hours ago) [-]
Probably trying to use the no true scotsman fallacy.
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#40 - iqequalzero (5 hours ago) [-]
Thats besides the point, "they" were still identified.
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#44 - spearpwi (4 hours ago) [-]
"it's besides the point"...it's literally the entire point. Is he talking about teachers? Public Servicemen? Retailers? Restaurateurs? Scientific researchers? Hotel managers? Estate agents? Charity workers? Security personnel? Artists? Retirees? He couldn't have been less specific unless he'd just said "white people".
#94 - anon (1 hour ago) [-]
He is talking about the middle class. Period. All of it. It's a generalization dipshit.
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#45 - iqequalzero (4 hours ago) [-]
Its besides the point in the sense that he thought "middle class" was enough of an identifying description. Whether it was a good one isnt really relevant.

Shit identification or not, its still there.
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#47 - spearpwi (4 hours ago) [-]
Like I said, he's over simplifying and therefore can't understand it very well.
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#7 - Einsty (14 hours ago) [-]
Oi m8, while I don't necessarily disagree, why would you bring that up right now?
#6 - anon (17 hours ago) [-]
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#8 - checkmark (13 hours ago) [-]
Wutshow.jpg
#16 - anon (10 hours ago) [-]
at a guess, Louis Theroux's weird weekends
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#18 - checkmark (9 hours ago) [-]
Thank you.
#5 - bann (17 hours ago) [-]
You make commentary like that at social gathering too? Cause damn it I'm just here for cheap memes and porn.
#4 - anon (18 hours ago) [-]
I agree with everything you said.

But honestly, you just sperged the fuck out.
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#96 - manza (54 minutes ago) [-]
what the fuck is a sperg
#9 - I never even get to Milan My best playthrough ever w…  [+] (1 new reply) 21 hours ago on based husband +1
#10 - kaboomz (21 hours ago) [-]
milan is a nightmare
they declare war on me immediately
they dont even give a fuck about the pope excuminate or whatever its called them for attacking christian factions
they just keep mowing down everything in their path

my best playthrough was with france
i dont remember if i finished it tho
i managed to conquer all of europe and africa
i stayed out of the middle east and russia because of those damm lamborghini horsemen the mongols and ISIS and their fucking machine gun elephants the timurids

i kept my distance while they killed each other
mfw milan is at war with the papal states
#7 - I would like to. But it didn't work out that way. Li…  [+] (3 new replies) 23 hours ago on based husband +1
#8 - kaboomz (22 hours ago) [-]
yeah i really hate the diplomacy of that game
you cant trust anyone and you cant have any allies

fuck milan
the most untrustworthy and overpowered european faction of the game
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#9 - killerjhtwo (21 hours ago) [-]
I never even get to Milan

My best playthrough ever was as England, I took the whole of the UK, I'd taken normandy and the north of france, pushed down into Bordeaux and I'd taken Bruges and was clinging onto Antwerp.

This took so long and was such a struggle that I only managed it just as the game gave me the "The middle ages have ended, you suck message"

Although I was given a few missions to assassinate milanese captains.

The battles just take so long also.....
You can't even auto battle for an enemy anything above 100. I've tried to break a siege of 100 men with a full garrison of 800 billmen, longbowmen and a few units of cavalry against a force of 1 generals bodyguard, 1 unit of spearmen, and one unit of peasants.

And the odds for that on the auto battle was half and half. It's completely ridiculous.

I don't know how anyone makes progress on Hard or above, I'm considering turning it down to easy or something just so I can get a bit further than northern france.
#10 - kaboomz (21 hours ago) [-]
milan is a nightmare
they declare war on me immediately
they dont even give a fuck about the pope excuminate or whatever its called them for attacking christian factions
they just keep mowing down everything in their path

my best playthrough was with france
i dont remember if i finished it tho
i managed to conquer all of europe and africa
i stayed out of the middle east and russia because of those damm lamborghini horsemen the mongols and ISIS and their fucking machine gun elephants the timurids

i kept my distance while they killed each other
mfw milan is at war with the papal states
#4 - Palastinalied Something you listen to when you're pl…  [+] (6 new replies) 07/23/2016 on based husband +4
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#11 - bananagrease (10 hours ago) [-]
are you retarded, you're supposed to take back the holy land smdh
#6 - kaboomz (07/23/2016) [-]
and then you take it back
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#7 - killerjhtwo (23 hours ago) [-]
I would like to. But it didn't work out that way.

Like in Civ games, I found the democracy on Total war is justt as bullshit. You're not getting them to agree to anything unless you surrender 4 settlements 3 fortresses and about 10,000 florins. So I just ignore it because I'm screwed either way.

I was Spain, I'd managed to get an alliance with portugal, I'd snuck valencia and zaragoza right under the noses of the moors and the portugese, so I was doing really well. Then the pope called for a crusade.

I sent a force, and took Cairo.

As I said I forgot to slaugter the inhabitants, and quickly got kicked out.
Whilst this was going on the portugese betrayed me, and the moors declared war, so I had to quit my expansions and pull everything back.

Needless to say I gave up on that playthrough because the diplomacy just makes everything so one sided. It's not really fair. I play on medium and I just don't see how anyone can play on anything else.

I struggle to get a decent economy going with the whole of england, whereas they have 3 settlements and are pumping out armies like it's nothing.

#8 - kaboomz (22 hours ago) [-]
yeah i really hate the diplomacy of that game
you cant trust anyone and you cant have any allies

fuck milan
the most untrustworthy and overpowered european faction of the game
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#9 - killerjhtwo (21 hours ago) [-]
I never even get to Milan

My best playthrough ever was as England, I took the whole of the UK, I'd taken normandy and the north of france, pushed down into Bordeaux and I'd taken Bruges and was clinging onto Antwerp.

This took so long and was such a struggle that I only managed it just as the game gave me the "The middle ages have ended, you suck message"

Although I was given a few missions to assassinate milanese captains.

The battles just take so long also.....
You can't even auto battle for an enemy anything above 100. I've tried to break a siege of 100 men with a full garrison of 800 billmen, longbowmen and a few units of cavalry against a force of 1 generals bodyguard, 1 unit of spearmen, and one unit of peasants.

And the odds for that on the auto battle was half and half. It's completely ridiculous.

I don't know how anyone makes progress on Hard or above, I'm considering turning it down to easy or something just so I can get a bit further than northern france.
#10 - kaboomz (21 hours ago) [-]
milan is a nightmare
they declare war on me immediately
they dont even give a fuck about the pope excuminate or whatever its called them for attacking christian factions
they just keep mowing down everything in their path

my best playthrough was with france
i dont remember if i finished it tho
i managed to conquer all of europe and africa
i stayed out of the middle east and russia because of those damm lamborghini horsemen the mongols and ISIS and their fucking machine gun elephants the timurids

i kept my distance while they killed each other
mfw milan is at war with the papal states
#2 - With the steam summer sales I got Dirt 3 because I used to pla…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/23/2016 on Just Beautiful....Dusty... 0
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#3 - tiddies (15 hours ago) [-]
It appears that it is focused on rallying. I mean, if you really wanted info you could have gone where I did. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dirt_Rally
#5 - The same people who buy Huskies in phoenix Arizona.  [+] (3 new replies) 07/22/2016 on Free the Hot Dog.... +22
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#36 - gabeinated (07/23/2016) [-]
well you say that but i have a friend who lives in arizona who's family owns a big husky along with a few other dogs and cats, and the husky is just fine. i dunno, i'm probably gonna get red thumbs for this but i'm fairly sure it was a normal husky and it even went outside and stuff.
#93 - anon (07/23/2016) [-]
huskies shed more in the summer, their coats aren't as thick like their winter down. even still it's best to help them out a bit and brush them a lot in the hotter months, we even keep a mini pool in the back that we will throw a few 20 pounds ice bags in and semi fill with water, Loki our husky loves that shit. you'd think he'd get too cold but he will just jump in and out of it for hours.
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#9 - frenzyhero (07/22/2016) [-]
I live in Alabama and I love huskies but I know I can't afford to run my AC for 80% of the year and support multiple dogs, so I have to settle with just enjoying pictures of them.