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Date Signed Up:1/02/2012
Last Login:3/29/2015
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#5 - The bandits who run around mugging people on Skyrim are actual…  [+] (3 new replies) 8 hours ago on Logic +1
#8 - darkjustifier (7 hours ago) [-]
I play on expert, hard enough that the first dragon is the death of me but if I shoot a bandit in the eye it's gonna do some realistic damage to them, legendary would be so much better if both sides took realistic damage
User avatar #18 - emiyashirou (1 hour ago) [-]
Well, you see, with Legendary difficulty, you don't ever need to waste any stat points by building into Health, as everything in the game, including mud crabs, will one-shot you. Also, what kind of casul plays without using mods to replace the crappy perk system?
User avatar #19 - darkjustifier (1 hour ago) [-]
a guy whos computer cannot run any bethesda game besides the old ones and must play skyrim on his xbox
#111 - Lol, faggot. 19 hours ago on Oh God I can hear the... +3
#41 - Ran out of room before I'd finished.... awkward.. anyway..… 20 hours ago on there is a difference 0
#40 - There is nothing we can do now, you do realise this? If O…  [+] (1 new reply) 20 hours ago on there is a difference 0
User avatar #41 - killerjhtwo (20 hours ago) [-]
Ran out of room before I'd finished.... awkward..
anyway.... cont:

Forgive me if my terminology isn't correct, I'm not an expert on Islam but, the head coverings such as the Hijab are fine. It's like a turban. I'm cool with you, you decided to wear it, you can do your own thing no problem.
But the Niqab and the burkah are just a no go for me. Like someone wearing a hockey mask or a balaclava.
I'm a lot more comfortable with the niqab, because at least you can see the eyes, but it's still not the best.
If the burkah was outright banned and the niqab were to be allowed instead it'd be a step in the right direction fro helping everyone to get along together.
#99 - Pfff, no.... Redditors just act like they're the elite, ev…  [+] (3 new replies) 20 hours ago on Oh God I can hear the... +1
User avatar #107 - thispuckingguy (19 hours ago) [-]
TLDR all the way
User avatar #138 - loopzoop (16 hours ago) [-]
found the redditor
User avatar #111 - killerjhtwo (19 hours ago) [-]
Lol, faggot.
#3 - HAHA what?! I only just noticed this. You two ok…  [+] (1 new reply) 22 hours ago on killerjhtwo's profile 0
#4 - parked (6 hours ago) [-]
Really? You ever watched One Piece? We will find something in common and start talking bro.
#74 - reddit is a bunch of elitist douchefaggotmcnuggets anyway. …  [+] (7 new replies) 22 hours ago on Oh God I can hear the... +13
User avatar #98 - thispuckingguy (20 hours ago) [-]
Lol you think real elites go on the internet?
User avatar #99 - killerjhtwo (20 hours ago) [-]
Pfff, no....
Redditors just act like they're the elite, even though they aren't.
So in a way it's hypocritical and elitist at the same time.
Which is pretty much what I said wasn't it?
User avatar #107 - thispuckingguy (19 hours ago) [-]
TLDR all the way
User avatar #138 - loopzoop (16 hours ago) [-]
found the redditor
User avatar #111 - killerjhtwo (19 hours ago) [-]
Lol, faggot.
User avatar #87 - alucord (21 hours ago) [-]
Just another data point, the few people I know that frequent reddit are very similar to your description
User avatar #76 - mudkipfucker (22 hours ago) [-]
i dont really care, i just hope i can make people happy with my posts
#3 - You know I'm British, so I never even really knew what PBS was… 03/27/2015 on Bob Ross when he was in the... +2
#1 - Everyone who chose Charmander was slightly retarded... I c…  [+] (13 new replies) 03/27/2015 on Go North to Mt. Moon 0
#14 - kameken (03/27/2015) [-]
>Charizard
>Overrated
It's fine, plenty of people don't know what that word means. Much fewer, however, are stupid enough to believe flareon is useful.
User avatar #10 - redtooth (03/27/2015) [-]
no offense but this is almost as autistic as that proud of it's power lucario thing I read earlier today
#9 - stadic (03/27/2015) [-]
>Flareon
>Better than Charizard
>acting like any pokemon game wasn't designed to be beaten with almost any team
>Each game has had at least one people beat it with a team of Magicarps
Picking Charmander also made beating Brock feel so much cooler rather than spamming like three bubbles and vine whips
#17 - anonymous (03/28/2015) [-]
"So much cooler."
If you mean watching a rampaging monkey. About as cool as detroit's nightlife.
User avatar #16 - harleyquinzel (03/27/2015) [-]
I dont think a team of diddlywhoops would go anywhere unless they severely outleveled everything else
#5 - anonymous (03/27/2015) [-]
I like fire-types, so I choose fire-type starters.
Also, Flareon is probably the worst fire-type in any of the games.
#6 - anonymous (03/27/2015) [-]
Why this is anon, I will never know.
#12 - anonymous (03/27/2015) [-]
No account maybe, I don't have one
#4 - feindmachines (03/27/2015) [-]
hey it's ok bro, thug life isn't for everyone and i understand that. sometimes easy mode is best.
#3 - anonymous (03/27/2015) [-]
The consequences will not affect their real lives. Choosing a less efficient starter just for the sake of having your favorite is not necessarily retarded, but your point is duly noted, I'm not trying to be some sjw faggot.
#2 - sharknik (03/27/2015) [-]
Charizard is the 2cool4skool starter
Squirtle is an champion HM slave
Bulbasaur is a grass type

Everyone has their preference, and all of them can be made to sound equally retarded.
User avatar #11 - makotoitou (03/27/2015) [-]
you calling grass types retarded?
User avatar #8 - edgeworthy (03/27/2015) [-]
Psst I heard... you want a shiny ralts?
#119 - I want to **** you in the ass in my ass...... 03/27/2015 on Post results 0

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User avatar #1 - admin (03/15/2015) [-]
hey there, it's Admin. This is a copy/paste message but I went on your profile personally to post this.

I'm asking for help.
1) Site is having server issues and there's nothing I can do about it
2) Site is losing traffic and users, which makes me sad because this site is my baby and FJers are the only friend and family I have.
3) My life is falling apart (no one's fault but my own) and the only family I have is dying or going away.

It's all my fault and I take full responsibility. I think whining and blaming others is dumb. I'm just asking you to keep visiting the site and post frequently. I don't want my baby to die.

Thanks.
#2 to #1 - parked ONLINE (03/15/2015) [-]
Admin success is most often accomplished by someone who doesn't know that failure is something that always happens. You need to learn from yesterday, live for today, and hope for tomorrow. You will make it through this just remember the difference between winning and losing is most often not quitting. You can fix the server don't limit yourself. Many people limit themselves to what they think they can do. You can go as far as your mind lets you. What you believe, remember, you can achieve.
User avatar #3 to #2 - killerjhtwo (22 hours ago) [-]
HAHA what?!
I only just noticed this.

You two okay having a little conversation on my profile?
Haha, in a way I feel oddly pleased. No one ever talks to me on anything.
#4 to #3 - parked ONLINE (6 hours ago) [-]
Really? You ever watched One Piece? We will find something in common and start talking bro.
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