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killerdeath

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Date Signed Up:10/10/2011
Last Login:7/02/2015
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User avatar #37 - gedab (12/11/2014) [-]
Where else are we gonna send them then? Compton?
#29 - I've seen this a few times now, but I just noticed that Daisy … 12/10/2014 on super weird fantasy 0
#7 - He's clearly taking the piss. 12/07/2014 on Hi I'm Bear Grylls +3
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#14 - Why, hello there Eric. 11/27/2014 on Only 6 hours? 0
#39 - Are you looking to DM another group? I've been looking for a g… 11/27/2014 on White Dragons 0
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#155 - I haven't played much myself but I've watched over 200 hours o… 11/25/2014 on RPG funnies 5th edition 0
#26 - Thank you for the advice. I should have said that I'm looking … 11/23/2014 on RPG funnies 4th edition +1
#20 - Serious question. Is anyone willing to DM/play an ADnD second …  [+] (3 new replies) 11/23/2014 on RPG funnies 4th edition +1
#47 - Rascal (11/23/2014) [-]
Don't start with 2nd edition, it's fucking garbage by today's standards. It's only merit is difficulty/complexity and even then you have pathfinder for that role.
#24 - sodapops (11/23/2014) [-]
I wish. Me and some friends that live far from each other was planning on starting a campaign and play over skype and roll20. But hell, we all have jobs and kids now, I don't even have time to play my singleplayer vidya. Got a few tips though.

If you are DM... Improvise. "Yeah, uh, you got a crick in your back from where the squirrel stabbed you so roll agi with a -2 on dice to avoid the spinning blade trap". Also, my google-fu brought me this: www.wikihow.com/Be-a-Dungeon-Master .

A long roll of white drawing paper and some miniatures does wonders for battle scenarios. Just skiss out walls, boulders and trees and place miniatures. Great for the immersion and helps players see what they can actually do, e.g not throwing a fireball at the goblin because the warrior would get caught in the blast. Also, a full party wipe should be possible but rare. We used to have a DM (we took turns) who told the story with amazing feeling and imagination, handled battles and everything great... But he always used to transform his own old (dead) characters to demigods and he wasn't happy if he didn't wipe us all out at the end of the campaign. I'm not saying the players should be pampered though.

Make a DM screen. Any cardboard will do. Just copy the most important charts and stuff from Dungeon Master Guide and Monster Manual and glue them to your screen so you don't need to get the books for everything. Print cool pictures of dragons and scantily clad ladies to glue on the side facing the players.

Also, exploding dice makes everything more chaotic, fun and awesome. That means that if anybody rolls natural max on all his damage dice he can roll them again. "roll 3D6 for damage. 6-6-6. Roll again. 6-5-3" That means that an attack that averages 11 HP in this case hit for 32 HP.

Good luck. Read the Dungeon Master Guide and tell your story with feeling and you will be a great DM.
#26 - killerdeath (11/23/2014) [-]
Thank you for the advice. I should have said that I'm looking to do this on roll20 over skype, no one has to be there in person. But really, thank you, its just that I'm not really looking to be the DM, just trying to get a group of people together to play.
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#204 - killerdeath (12/31/2013) [-]
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The Mighty Quest for Epic Loot
#211 - killerdeath (09/27/2014) [-]
god damn ******* hell
User avatar #209 - ied (05/28/2014) [-]
can we trade
User avatar #194 - averagewhitekid ONLINE (12/26/2013) [-]
Lel that was a fast block
Welp Good conversation
#195 to #194 - killerdeath (12/26/2013) [-]
yep. Anything to do with me giving away his secret. Did you see my last comment?
#196 to #195 - averagewhitekid ONLINE (12/26/2013) [-]
Yeah, I was replying when I got blocked haha   
But, like I was going to say   
It sounds like quite a "fun accomplishment"
Yeah, I was replying when I got blocked haha
But, like I was going to say
It sounds like quite a "fun accomplishment"
#197 to #196 - killerdeath (12/26/2013) [-]
I have to say that it's original. I did come up with away to combat trolls though. If you see a troll, check his profile, If he is a negative level then thumb him. If he's at a positive level, thumb him down. If he's at at 0 level then just thumb accordingly to keep the comment at 0. If you cannot see his profile, then just thumb to keep the comment as close to 0 as possible. This will essentially nullify trolls.
User avatar #187 - iedd (12/19/2013) [-]
sell fj points?
User avatar #189 to #188 - iedd (12/20/2013) [-]
u hurt me
#190 to #189 - killerdeath (12/20/2013) [-]
Good.
User avatar #137 - smurtehmurph (08/12/2013) [-]
Listen, I get it you sell gems for 45 points, but i'm trying to quit with as many fj points as possible, so please **** off.
#138 to #137 - killerdeath (08/12/2013) [-]
Just put them in the auction house if you're only looking for points.
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User avatar #110 - dinoraper (08/11/2013) [-]
Sorry man i just don't like selling tokens
#111 to #110 - killerdeath (08/11/2013) [-]
alright.
#106 - storerscream (08/10/2013) [-]
would you be willing to trade 11 mecha keys for your 4 radioactive?
#108 to #107 - storerscream (08/10/2013) [-]
also what would ya need for 3 plant keys?
#109 to #108 - killerdeath (08/10/2013) [-]
I like casino tokens.
User avatar #100 - Sasher (08/09/2013) [-]
Its a lot of tin, and I'd like to buy it, but youre asking for too much :/
#101 to #100 - killerdeath (08/09/2013) [-]
Then make an offer.
User avatar #102 to #101 - Sasher (08/09/2013) [-]
thanks a lot
User avatar #80 - malp (08/09/2013) [-]
accept my trade plz
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#53 to #52 - killerdeath (08/08/2013) [-]
I'm also slowly going for the demonic blacksmithing badge. Sooo how much for demonic ore?
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#55 to #54 - killerdeath (08/08/2013) [-]
alright. Add that to the list.
#56 to #55 - itemexchange has deleted their comment [-]
#57 to #56 - killerdeath (08/08/2013) [-]
You may want to advertize more.
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#59 to #58 - killerdeath (08/08/2013) [-]
I have a steady income of gems. I could make like 2 special gems right now.
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#32 to #31 - killerdeath (08/07/2013) [-]
I don't cheat people.
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#34 to #33 - killerdeath (08/07/2013) [-]
It happens.
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