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Date Signed Up:10/10/2011
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#224 - No, she just complained about the taste of my precum, and refu…  [+] (4 new replies) 05/21/2015 on Break up stories +3
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#225 - irishman (05/21/2015) [-]
Still had sex. Remember that too.
#226 - killerdeath (05/21/2015) [-]
She didn't let me finish.
#227 - irishman (05/21/2015) [-]
#229 - killerdeath (05/21/2015) [-]
Yep, she was really sensitive and came a couple times then wanted to stop.
#24 - We must never stoop as low as our enemy and win this through f… 05/21/2015 on thanks london +2
#217 - Thanks. 05/21/2015 on Break up stories 0
#215 - Thanks, I have been dating someone online, but still haven't m…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/21/2015 on Break up stories 0
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#216 - dedj (05/21/2015) [-]
All the best to you, buddy. Keep your chin up.
#217 - killerdeath (05/21/2015) [-]
Thanks.
#213 - I mean, now she's had twins at the age of 20 with someone in t…  [+] (4 new replies) 05/21/2015 on Break up stories 0
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#214 - dedj (05/21/2015) [-]
meh she could drop dead for all I care. What's important is your self confidence not being destroyed by some mouthbreather's comments on your fully functional sex organ. You're more than fine, mate.
#215 - killerdeath (05/21/2015) [-]
Thanks, I have been dating someone online, but still haven't met in person.
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#216 - dedj (05/21/2015) [-]
All the best to you, buddy. Keep your chin up.
#217 - killerdeath (05/21/2015) [-]
Thanks.
#166 - It still ended up destroying my self confidence.  [+] (2 new replies) 05/21/2015 on Break up stories +3
#237 - obliviscor (05/21/2015) [-]
Hey man tbh you can do a lot with it, don't let it get you down too much.

My girl's in love with mine, it's about that size. She says it's the perfect size. There's a girl like that out there for you, I promise. : )
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#168 - marinepenguin (05/21/2015) [-]
The thing is though, a girl who is mature and really is good for you won't care about how big you are in bed.
#157 - Don't thumb him down it's a fair question. 5 inches.  [+] (11 new replies) 05/21/2015 on Break up stories +9
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#251 - brettyoke (05/21/2015) [-]
Oh. I thought it was gonna be a small number. You realize 5.5 inches is average right? There's tons of people smaller than 5 inches, so you're plenty fine mate. Anything above 4 is actually plenty to please a woman. You do you bro, sorry about the bitch!
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#212 - dedj (05/21/2015) [-]
Fuck that bitch. You're have enough to make a woman happy. she could go drown in nuclear waste.
#213 - killerdeath (05/21/2015) [-]
I mean, now she's had twins at the age of 20 with someone in their 50's.
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#214 - dedj (05/21/2015) [-]
meh she could drop dead for all I care. What's important is your self confidence not being destroyed by some mouthbreather's comments on your fully functional sex organ. You're more than fine, mate.
#215 - killerdeath (05/21/2015) [-]
Thanks, I have been dating someone online, but still haven't met in person.
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#216 - dedj (05/21/2015) [-]
All the best to you, buddy. Keep your chin up.
#217 - killerdeath (05/21/2015) [-]
Thanks.
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#164 - marinepenguin (05/21/2015) [-]
You could be a lot worse off honestly.
#166 - killerdeath (05/21/2015) [-]
It still ended up destroying my self confidence.
#237 - obliviscor (05/21/2015) [-]
Hey man tbh you can do a lot with it, don't let it get you down too much.

My girl's in love with mine, it's about that size. She says it's the perfect size. There's a girl like that out there for you, I promise. : )
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#168 - marinepenguin (05/21/2015) [-]
The thing is though, a girl who is mature and really is good for you won't care about how big you are in bed.
#43 - My first GF broke up with me the night I lost my virginity to …  [+] (22 new replies) 05/20/2015 on Break up stories +31
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#240 - daniboyi (05/21/2015) [-]
just tell her that your size is well enough and that you can't be blamed for her having a loose twat.
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#223 - irishman (05/21/2015) [-]
That's not what she was saying when it was in her mouth. Just remember that. Cheers.
#224 - killerdeath (05/21/2015) [-]
No, she just complained about the taste of my precum, and refused to continue. Instead wanted me to eat her out.
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#225 - irishman (05/21/2015) [-]
Still had sex. Remember that too.
#226 - killerdeath (05/21/2015) [-]
She didn't let me finish.
#227 - irishman (05/21/2015) [-]
#229 - killerdeath (05/21/2015) [-]
Yep, she was really sensitive and came a couple times then wanted to stop.
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#135 - brettyoke (05/21/2015) [-]
How big is it mate? I'm just curious. No judgement here at all, or feel free to ignore me.
#157 - killerdeath (05/21/2015) [-]
Don't thumb him down it's a fair question. 5 inches.
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#251 - brettyoke (05/21/2015) [-]
Oh. I thought it was gonna be a small number. You realize 5.5 inches is average right? There's tons of people smaller than 5 inches, so you're plenty fine mate. Anything above 4 is actually plenty to please a woman. You do you bro, sorry about the bitch!
User avatar
#212 - dedj (05/21/2015) [-]
Fuck that bitch. You're have enough to make a woman happy. she could go drown in nuclear waste.
#213 - killerdeath (05/21/2015) [-]
I mean, now she's had twins at the age of 20 with someone in their 50's.
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#214 - dedj (05/21/2015) [-]
meh she could drop dead for all I care. What's important is your self confidence not being destroyed by some mouthbreather's comments on your fully functional sex organ. You're more than fine, mate.
#215 - killerdeath (05/21/2015) [-]
Thanks, I have been dating someone online, but still haven't met in person.
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#216 - dedj (05/21/2015) [-]
All the best to you, buddy. Keep your chin up.
#217 - killerdeath (05/21/2015) [-]
Thanks.
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#164 - marinepenguin (05/21/2015) [-]
You could be a lot worse off honestly.
#166 - killerdeath (05/21/2015) [-]
It still ended up destroying my self confidence.
#237 - obliviscor (05/21/2015) [-]
Hey man tbh you can do a lot with it, don't let it get you down too much.

My girl's in love with mine, it's about that size. She says it's the perfect size. There's a girl like that out there for you, I promise. : )
User avatar
#168 - marinepenguin (05/21/2015) [-]
The thing is though, a girl who is mature and really is good for you won't care about how big you are in bed.
#52 - anon (05/20/2015) [-]
That's because women are cunts.
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#134 - imdan (05/21/2015) [-]
More like he picked the bad apple in a bunch, there are good people and shitty people, this woman was of the later.
#31 - More people would get it if you said "Wall of Flesh"… 05/20/2015 on Meanwhile... in the woods +4
#13 - I've been biggest guy a few time, and I must call you a cunt. 05/19/2015 on Agar.io 0