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killerdeath

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Date Signed Up:10/10/2011
Last Login:7/29/2015
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#30 - but it would be too hot to hold...  [+] (11 new replies) 04/25/2014 on Life Hacks 0
User avatar #43 - watshisface (04/25/2014) [-]
no, sorry that myth is straight bullshit. the metal absorbs closs to zero percent of the microwaves

the onlytime silverware gets hot is thro conduction from like soups and stuff
User avatar #31 - wellimnotsure (04/25/2014) [-]
oven mitt
#33 - killerdeath (04/25/2014) [-]
You win this round Mr. has all the answers, but I'll be back.
User avatar #34 - wellimnotsure (04/25/2014) [-]
You don't want to be. It sucks being right all the time. People think you're a pretentious dick just because you know more than them (see?)
User avatar #101 - tkuja (04/25/2014) [-]
chowder

or

chowder
#35 - killerdeath (04/25/2014) [-]
Well fine, explain why this seems to make people cum bucket loads.
User avatar #36 - wellimnotsure (04/25/2014) [-]
People like it when things they do work
#37 - killerdeath (04/25/2014) [-]
Hmph, know it all.
User avatar #38 - wellimnotsure (04/25/2014) [-]
I'm aware
#39 - killerdeath (04/25/2014) [-]
Oh, of course you are, you know everything.
User avatar #40 - wellimnotsure (04/25/2014) [-]
see? I told you
#20 - You mean that guy from the GTA5 cartoons. How's that on pc btw.  [+] (2 new replies) 04/22/2014 on PS4 vs Xbox One vs PC 0
User avatar #39 - ragdollomg (04/22/2014) [-]
gta 5 got boring as soon as i completed it, deathwish
GTA online is nothing other then a giant grind
and isn't gta 5 coming to pc this this year?
but i don't blame them for keeping it back for so long since they need to put in higher res textures for the pc release, not like those lego textures in the console release.
User avatar #94 - usarmyexplain (04/22/2014) [-]
They also need to put in support for 64-bit operating systems, high spec graphics cards, multi-core processors, and solid state drives. It takes a while to do these things, it's like strapping dodge viper engine into a mini cooper.
#18 - That thing gets me more thumbs than is reasonable. 04/22/2014 on It's funny because racism +5
#14 - Don't worry, I just posted it.  [+] (2 new replies) 04/22/2014 on It's funny because racism +19
User avatar #17 - lolzordz (04/22/2014) [-]
motherfukken saved
#18 - killerdeath (04/22/2014) [-]
That thing gets me more thumbs than is reasonable.
#13 - Fitting perfectly huh?  [+] (17 new replies) 04/22/2014 on It's funny because racism +161
#47 - anon (04/22/2014) [-]
I honestly don't see why this is so satisfying to so many of you. I get no satisfaction from this gif at all
#43 - anon (04/22/2014) [-]
I can hear the "csssssssssss" as the objects are falling!
User avatar #41 - cocoman (04/22/2014) [-]
+92 and 13 favs.
Welcome to the magical world of autism.
No h8, I love it.
User avatar #42 - broswagonist (04/22/2014) [-]
Accurate reference to autism.

Thumb for you.
#36 - anon (04/22/2014) [-]
oh god that last one, you'll never get that out again....
User avatar #48 - lamarisagoodname (04/22/2014) [-]
if it was able to slide in by gravity alone then it should be pretty easy to pull out
User avatar #34 - breezykun (04/22/2014) [-]
I LOVE YOU
User avatar #26 - vohcaz (04/22/2014) [-]
That can is one of the best fizzy drinks ever made. It's basically pure fruit juice with bubbles and sugar, but it tastes so much better than cola, sprite, etc.
User avatar #49 - idelki (04/22/2014) [-]
Name of it? I can't tell from the gif.
User avatar #51 - vohcaz (04/22/2014) [-]
san pellegrino i believe. I don't know where it's available, it's possible that it's only in Europe. It's an italian company, and i've only seen them on shelves in the EU. They are a lot more expensive than normal drinks(at least where i live), but worth it imo. They also make mineral water and stuff but i can't speak for that.
#52 - idelki (04/22/2014) [-]
Thank you. I'll have to keep an eye out for it whenever I'm anywhere.
#54 - vohcaz (04/22/2014) [-]
I can recommend this version the most, but they're all great. There's also a better picture so you know what you're looking for.
User avatar #29 - gitanisme (04/22/2014) [-]
Definetely.
User avatar #22 - boocraft (04/22/2014) [-]
OCDgasm
User avatar #21 - iamundecided (04/22/2014) [-]
I've never been more at peace in my life.
#20 - anon (04/22/2014) [-]
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhh.
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhh
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh
#16 - anon (04/22/2014) [-]
#47 - Mikakunin de Shinkoukei 04/21/2014 on A amusing game for FJ 0
#3 - I think they're freckles sense she has them on her cheeks as well.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/20/2014 on Wait ! Doesn't that mean he... +9
#9 - dontquotemeonthis (04/21/2014) [-]
Touche
#89 - Draw Napoleon spooning Hitler, while riding Genghis Khan like a horse.  [+] (3 new replies) 04/20/2014 on Bored Drawfag Here +1
#204 - ibinoth (06/22/2014) [-]
#210 - killerdeath (06/22/2014) [-]
I don't know why you posted this now, but thank you. I love it.
User avatar #211 - ibinoth (06/23/2014) [-]
Basically I'm working my way up the list. There's a lot to draw, hence the wait time of....... 2 months!
Glad you like it tho'!
#5 - I heard it. 04/20/2014 on Game Boy +18
#43 - Woman: Had, honey. You had a sister.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/19/2014 on How does she keep missing? -11
#46 - sympathyforme (04/19/2014) [-]
That joke didn't need a third line son.
#15 - Explain his shirt then.  [+] (3 new replies) 04/19/2014 on Easter Miracle. +1
User avatar #33 - sonicschall (04/19/2014) [-]
Maybe the artist was just lazy?
User avatar #27 - finblob (04/19/2014) [-]
different lighting..?
#19 - anon (04/19/2014) [-]
different lighting?
#153 - OR we just don't thumb at all, did you think about that?  [+] (2 new replies) 04/19/2014 on Creepy +1
#181 - nemecyst (04/19/2014) [-]
Futurama - I Have No Strong Feelings One Way or the Other

Just keep the nigga at 0 thumbs.
User avatar #154 - AlanbalMIT (04/19/2014) [-]
no, we must make a choice
#7 - if that scam thing didn't says "Now it has" I would … 04/18/2014 on Check +2
#186 - Picture  [+] (3 new replies) 04/16/2014 on does whatever he wants +6
#271 - wutda (04/16/2014) [-]
SHUT THE FUCK UP, I AM TRYING TO FAP HERE
#345 - krevlick (04/17/2014) [-]
#347 - wutda (04/17/2014) [-]
Off to fap cave
#139 - I've been there too, I'll keep to my Maine woods and leave the…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/16/2014 on "Wifi included 0
User avatar #244 - lafuriaroja (04/18/2014) [-]
If you live in the right neighborhood it can be pretty relaxed
User avatar #150 - mrgoodlove (04/16/2014) [-]
Don't get me wrong, I love alone time, but the fast pace there is so awesome. Maybe it was just because I had a small dose.
#136 - *Unlucky  [+] (4 new replies) 04/16/2014 on "Wifi included +2
User avatar #138 - mrgoodlove (04/16/2014) [-]
I've been and once you look past all the expensive shit, it's pretty damn awesome
#139 - killerdeath (04/16/2014) [-]
I've been there too, I'll keep to my Maine woods and leave the busy stuff up to you people.
User avatar #244 - lafuriaroja (04/18/2014) [-]
If you live in the right neighborhood it can be pretty relaxed
User avatar #150 - mrgoodlove (04/16/2014) [-]
Don't get me wrong, I love alone time, but the fast pace there is so awesome. Maybe it was just because I had a small dose.
#135 - Come to Maine. It only takes 20 minutes to get the a grocery store. 04/16/2014 on "Wifi included 0
#13 - My first thought when scrolling was "Is this a new awesom… 04/15/2014 on Smooth as ass cheeks 0
#22 - I cant remember my fathers voice anymore... it's been about two years. 04/15/2014 on I miss him 0
#8 - Here, have something just as good.  [+] (14 new replies) 04/15/2014 on Will it fit? +105
#45 - megakillerx (04/16/2014) [-]
#38 - riayl (04/15/2014) [-]
#37 - munyman (04/15/2014) [-]
That gif is just. NNNGHHH
User avatar #34 - chrispoot (04/15/2014) [-]
sciencexplain what parts of the brain are affected by these kinds of imageries, also, why does our brain act in such a way that it finds this being pleasureable to watch?
User avatar #50 - psychexplain (04/16/2014) [-]
(Ombra here) It has to do with an increase in your serotonin and dopamine secretion. The human psyche likes it when everything falls into place and is perfect. It has to do with our routine attention to perfection, as that has always been the basis of our survival in life. Through archetypes (A theory proposed by Psychologist Carl Jung) we inherit these thoughts and psychological activities from our ancestors. That's why most people feel the same way when we see things like this.

As per parts of the brain, it's not really a part of the brain as EVERYTHING can secrete serotonin or dopamine. Primarily though, it is secreted by (As it is a neurotransmitter) neurons and nerve cells.
User avatar #51 - chrispoot (04/17/2014) [-]
Interesting.. Thank you for the explaination!
User avatar #49 - sciencexplain (04/16/2014) [-]
Psychexplain would be able to tell you that better. I'm not sure about a topic such as this. My main is Chemistry.
User avatar #32 - xxjmacxx (04/15/2014) [-]
I have the weirdest boner right now
#31 - fukkentyranitar (04/15/2014) [-]
hhhhnnnngghhh
User avatar #30 - blehehe (04/15/2014) [-]
There's a whole tumblr for this kind of stuff
thingsfittingperfectlyintothings.tumblr.com/
#27 - anon (04/15/2014) [-]
Oh yeah thats the stuff
#26 - niggernazi (04/15/2014) [-]
User avatar #19 - teratorn (04/15/2014) [-]
That was orgasmic.
User avatar #14 - popnotes (04/15/2014) [-]
This gif makes me cum buckets
#26 - Here. 04/15/2014 on I'll take 2 0
#10 - Wait a minute.... are the 0 and 1 meant to be binary?  [+] (6 new replies) 04/14/2014 on It...it all makes sense now +2
User avatar #13 - AlexPaincakes (04/15/2014) [-]
Yes the 0 and 1 are binary.
0 for off and 1 for on.
User avatar #11 - BmanX (04/14/2014) [-]
That's what I've been led to believe, but maybe that's where the I and O come from on the switch on the top.
User avatar #16 - bersrker (04/15/2014) [-]
I always thought that they were actually symbols. That the line meant power was moving, meaning on, while the circle meant the power was in one place, meaning off.

But I'm most likely wrong here.
#26 - anon (04/15/2014) [-]
Nope, binary. Though that's not a bad picture of what's happening to the electricity.
User avatar #27 - pawnman (04/15/2014) [-]
I always thought it was
0=open circuit(there is a hole in the circuit or the circuit is cut off)
I=closed circuit( the electricity is able to flow since there is a straight path)

Although I'm just in electrical and this is what my preference is.
#28 - asurasxnight (04/15/2014) [-]
i thought that too
#10 - This is either some damn good editing or the best mime I've ever seen.  [+] (2 new replies) 04/14/2014 on i need an adult +235
#13 - Kinghostetler (04/15/2014) [-]
I believe that this is from the skate video "Girl: Yeah Right!"
User avatar #12 - baogames (04/15/2014) [-]
it's miming

it takes years of practice to hover over the ground like he did at the end.
#39 - It looks like a monster from monster girl quest.... oh god.... 04/14/2014 on Another Reason To Avoid Ohio +1
#4 - I get that tasers and pepper spray are good tools for weaker p…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/12/2014 on That Spark +2
User avatar #7 - sciencexplain (04/12/2014) [-]
Usually, it triggers the person you're assaulting to make a loud noise when they are tased or sprayed. This will give them away and someone might hear them and come to their aid, but if you just knocked them out batman style, they wouldn't make a noise.
#6 - keybladewarrior (04/12/2014) [-]
Nami is surprised to see how good Luffy's neck game is.

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#204 - killerdeath ONLINE (12/31/2013) [-]
stickied by killerdeath
The Mighty Quest for Epic Loot
User avatar #214 - instalation (07/22/2015) [-]
Hey I know your dad (sorry about what's going on with your mom btw) told a lot of us not to say this, but you're not "100%" if you know what I mean.
#211 - killerdeath ONLINE (09/27/2014) [-]
god damn ******* hell
#210 - evilhomer ONLINE (06/21/2014) [-]
User avatar #209 - ied (05/28/2014) [-]
can we trade
User avatar #194 - averagewhitekid ONLINE (12/26/2013) [-]
Lel that was a fast block
Welp Good conversation
#195 to #194 - killerdeath ONLINE (12/26/2013) [-]
yep. Anything to do with me giving away his secret. Did you see my last comment?
#196 to #195 - averagewhitekid ONLINE (12/26/2013) [-]
Yeah, I was replying when I got blocked haha   
But, like I was going to say   
It sounds like quite a "fun accomplishment"
Yeah, I was replying when I got blocked haha
But, like I was going to say
It sounds like quite a "fun accomplishment"
#197 to #196 - killerdeath ONLINE (12/26/2013) [-]
I have to say that it's original. I did come up with away to combat trolls though. If you see a troll, check his profile, If he is a negative level then thumb him. If he's at a positive level, thumb him down. If he's at at 0 level then just thumb accordingly to keep the comment at 0. If you cannot see his profile, then just thumb to keep the comment as close to 0 as possible. This will essentially nullify trolls.
User avatar #187 - iedd (12/19/2013) [-]
sell fj points?
#188 to #187 - killerdeath ONLINE (12/20/2013) [-]
No.
User avatar #189 to #188 - iedd (12/20/2013) [-]
u hurt me
#190 to #189 - killerdeath ONLINE (12/20/2013) [-]
Good.
User avatar #137 - smurtehmurph (08/12/2013) [-]
Listen, I get it you sell gems for 45 points, but i'm trying to quit with as many fj points as possible, so please **** off.
#138 to #137 - killerdeath ONLINE (08/12/2013) [-]
Just put them in the auction house if you're only looking for points.
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User avatar #110 - dinoraper (08/11/2013) [-]
Sorry man i just don't like selling tokens
#111 to #110 - killerdeath ONLINE (08/11/2013) [-]
alright.
#106 - storerscream (08/10/2013) [-]
would you be willing to trade 11 mecha keys for your 4 radioactive?
#107 to #106 - killerdeath ONLINE (08/10/2013) [-]
sure
#108 to #107 - storerscream (08/10/2013) [-]
also what would ya need for 3 plant keys?
#109 to #108 - killerdeath ONLINE (08/10/2013) [-]
I like casino tokens.
User avatar #100 - Sasher ONLINE (08/09/2013) [-]
Its a lot of tin, and I'd like to buy it, but youre asking for too much :/
#101 to #100 - killerdeath ONLINE (08/09/2013) [-]
Then make an offer.
User avatar #102 to #101 - Sasher ONLINE (08/09/2013) [-]
thanks a lot
User avatar #80 - malp (08/09/2013) [-]
accept my trade plz
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#53 to #52 - killerdeath ONLINE (08/08/2013) [-]
I'm also slowly going for the demonic blacksmithing badge. Sooo how much for demonic ore?
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#55 to #54 - killerdeath ONLINE (08/08/2013) [-]
alright. Add that to the list.
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#57 to #56 - killerdeath ONLINE (08/08/2013) [-]
You may want to advertize more.
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#59 to #58 - killerdeath ONLINE (08/08/2013) [-]
I have a steady income of gems. I could make like 2 special gems right now.
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