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Date Signed Up:10/10/2011
Last Login:6/29/2015
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#2 - Diabetes take the wheel. 05/24/2014 on ew 0
#4902380 - I've always been serious, always.  [+] (1 new reply) 05/24/2014 on Play items 0
User avatar #4902381 - jorgethemaster (05/24/2014) [-]
Okay.
#4902374 - I already got an anal fleshlight, and a couple dozen 3 year ol…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/24/2014 on Play items 0
User avatar #4902377 - jorgethemaster (05/24/2014) [-]
I can't tell if you're serious or not anymore.
#4902380 - killerdeath (05/24/2014) [-]
I've always been serious, always.
User avatar #4902381 - jorgethemaster (05/24/2014) [-]
Okay.
#4902369 - Well, I didn't read it, I hope you cry for the loss of your work.  [+] (5 new replies) 05/24/2014 on Play items 0
User avatar #4902371 - jorgethemaster (05/24/2014) [-]
Thanks friend! (:
And it said something like "Here are 13 eggs to give you a blowjob, 10 tube thingies to simulate anal, 1 fleshlight, and I even threw in a knife to crave the fleshlight out."
#4902374 - killerdeath (05/24/2014) [-]
I already got an anal fleshlight, and a couple dozen 3 year old eggs in the fridge, You can give me nothing that I do not already have, HAHAHAHAHA. God my life is sad.
User avatar #4902377 - jorgethemaster (05/24/2014) [-]
I can't tell if you're serious or not anymore.
#4902380 - killerdeath (05/24/2014) [-]
I've always been serious, always.
User avatar #4902381 - jorgethemaster (05/24/2014) [-]
Okay.
#4902367 - I was playing the item game since before the reset, you little…  [+] (7 new replies) 05/24/2014 on Play items 0
User avatar #4902368 - jorgethemaster (05/24/2014) [-]
Bahahah.
The trade was a joke.
I was here since day 1 bud.
I was in the top 3 for everything for months, but I stopped picking up stuff.
I have more points than you because I was here longer and collecting longer.
I actually put effort into the description and trade, if you just read it, you'd understand. ):
#4902369 - killerdeath (05/24/2014) [-]
Well, I didn't read it, I hope you cry for the loss of your work.
User avatar #4902371 - jorgethemaster (05/24/2014) [-]
Thanks friend! (:
And it said something like "Here are 13 eggs to give you a blowjob, 10 tube thingies to simulate anal, 1 fleshlight, and I even threw in a knife to crave the fleshlight out."
#4902374 - killerdeath (05/24/2014) [-]
I already got an anal fleshlight, and a couple dozen 3 year old eggs in the fridge, You can give me nothing that I do not already have, HAHAHAHAHA. God my life is sad.
User avatar #4902377 - jorgethemaster (05/24/2014) [-]
I can't tell if you're serious or not anymore.
#4902380 - killerdeath (05/24/2014) [-]
I've always been serious, always.
User avatar #4902381 - jorgethemaster (05/24/2014) [-]
Okay.
#4902365 - Ok, first off, I didn't plan on giving you the points because …  [+] (9 new replies) 05/24/2014 on Play items 0
User avatar #4902366 - jorgethemaster (05/24/2014) [-]
You thought that was a serious offer...?
Did you even read the description...?
I know what a fair offer is, but I was just messing around. I've been here longer than you. :|
#4902367 - killerdeath (05/24/2014) [-]
I was playing the item game since before the reset, you little shit, I wouldn't even want to read the description after that shit offer.
User avatar #4902368 - jorgethemaster (05/24/2014) [-]
Bahahah.
The trade was a joke.
I was here since day 1 bud.
I was in the top 3 for everything for months, but I stopped picking up stuff.
I have more points than you because I was here longer and collecting longer.
I actually put effort into the description and trade, if you just read it, you'd understand. ):
#4902369 - killerdeath (05/24/2014) [-]
Well, I didn't read it, I hope you cry for the loss of your work.
User avatar #4902371 - jorgethemaster (05/24/2014) [-]
Thanks friend! (:
And it said something like "Here are 13 eggs to give you a blowjob, 10 tube thingies to simulate anal, 1 fleshlight, and I even threw in a knife to crave the fleshlight out."
#4902374 - killerdeath (05/24/2014) [-]
I already got an anal fleshlight, and a couple dozen 3 year old eggs in the fridge, You can give me nothing that I do not already have, HAHAHAHAHA. God my life is sad.
User avatar #4902377 - jorgethemaster (05/24/2014) [-]
I can't tell if you're serious or not anymore.
#4902380 - killerdeath (05/24/2014) [-]
I've always been serious, always.
User avatar #4902381 - jorgethemaster (05/24/2014) [-]
Okay.
#4902359 - Maine, 40 years from now on this exact day, you will get them …  [+] (1 new reply) 05/24/2014 on Play items 0
User avatar #4902364 - jorgethemaster (05/24/2014) [-]
You make me cry.
#4902356 - you have 10 times the points I have, you don't really need mor…  [+] (13 new replies) 05/24/2014 on Play items 0
User avatar #4902358 - jorgethemaster (05/24/2014) [-]
I need them because I collect them.
And okay, when and where?
#4902365 - killerdeath (05/24/2014) [-]
Ok, first off, I didn't plan on giving you the points because it took me a long time to get them and I'm not willing to part with them.
Second, You get sent me an offer for 130000 points and only offered up around 2500 points worth of items. You will never get my points, and you dishonor your family with your cheapness.
User avatar #4902366 - jorgethemaster (05/24/2014) [-]
You thought that was a serious offer...?
Did you even read the description...?
I know what a fair offer is, but I was just messing around. I've been here longer than you. :|
#4902367 - killerdeath (05/24/2014) [-]
I was playing the item game since before the reset, you little shit, I wouldn't even want to read the description after that shit offer.
User avatar #4902368 - jorgethemaster (05/24/2014) [-]
Bahahah.
The trade was a joke.
I was here since day 1 bud.
I was in the top 3 for everything for months, but I stopped picking up stuff.
I have more points than you because I was here longer and collecting longer.
I actually put effort into the description and trade, if you just read it, you'd understand. ):
#4902369 - killerdeath (05/24/2014) [-]
Well, I didn't read it, I hope you cry for the loss of your work.
User avatar #4902371 - jorgethemaster (05/24/2014) [-]
Thanks friend! (:
And it said something like "Here are 13 eggs to give you a blowjob, 10 tube thingies to simulate anal, 1 fleshlight, and I even threw in a knife to crave the fleshlight out."
#4902374 - killerdeath (05/24/2014) [-]
I already got an anal fleshlight, and a couple dozen 3 year old eggs in the fridge, You can give me nothing that I do not already have, HAHAHAHAHA. God my life is sad.
User avatar #4902377 - jorgethemaster (05/24/2014) [-]
I can't tell if you're serious or not anymore.
#4902380 - killerdeath (05/24/2014) [-]
I've always been serious, always.
User avatar #4902381 - jorgethemaster (05/24/2014) [-]
Okay.
#4902359 - killerdeath (05/24/2014) [-]
Maine, 40 years from now on this exact day, you will get them one week after I get all 13 blowjobs and 10 anal rounds.
User avatar #4902364 - jorgethemaster (05/24/2014) [-]
You make me cry.
#4902351 - that's going to cost you a lot of blow jobs and anal my friend.  [+] (15 new replies) 05/24/2014 on Play items 0
User avatar #4902354 - jorgethemaster (05/24/2014) [-]
How do you think I got these points that I already have? O :
No but actually, would you sell them? I need more.
#4902356 - killerdeath (05/24/2014) [-]
you have 10 times the points I have, you don't really need more, but I could always use a blowjob and some anal, so it's your move.
User avatar #4902358 - jorgethemaster (05/24/2014) [-]
I need them because I collect them.
And okay, when and where?
#4902365 - killerdeath (05/24/2014) [-]
Ok, first off, I didn't plan on giving you the points because it took me a long time to get them and I'm not willing to part with them.
Second, You get sent me an offer for 130000 points and only offered up around 2500 points worth of items. You will never get my points, and you dishonor your family with your cheapness.
User avatar #4902366 - jorgethemaster (05/24/2014) [-]
You thought that was a serious offer...?
Did you even read the description...?
I know what a fair offer is, but I was just messing around. I've been here longer than you. :|
#4902367 - killerdeath (05/24/2014) [-]
I was playing the item game since before the reset, you little shit, I wouldn't even want to read the description after that shit offer.
User avatar #4902368 - jorgethemaster (05/24/2014) [-]
Bahahah.
The trade was a joke.
I was here since day 1 bud.
I was in the top 3 for everything for months, but I stopped picking up stuff.
I have more points than you because I was here longer and collecting longer.
I actually put effort into the description and trade, if you just read it, you'd understand. ):
#4902369 - killerdeath (05/24/2014) [-]
Well, I didn't read it, I hope you cry for the loss of your work.
User avatar #4902371 - jorgethemaster (05/24/2014) [-]
Thanks friend! (:
And it said something like "Here are 13 eggs to give you a blowjob, 10 tube thingies to simulate anal, 1 fleshlight, and I even threw in a knife to crave the fleshlight out."
#4902374 - killerdeath (05/24/2014) [-]
I already got an anal fleshlight, and a couple dozen 3 year old eggs in the fridge, You can give me nothing that I do not already have, HAHAHAHAHA. God my life is sad.
User avatar #4902377 - jorgethemaster (05/24/2014) [-]
I can't tell if you're serious or not anymore.
#4902380 - killerdeath (05/24/2014) [-]
I've always been serious, always.
User avatar #4902381 - jorgethemaster (05/24/2014) [-]
Okay.
#4902359 - killerdeath (05/24/2014) [-]
Maine, 40 years from now on this exact day, you will get them one week after I get all 13 blowjobs and 10 anal rounds.
User avatar #4902364 - jorgethemaster (05/24/2014) [-]
You make me cry.
#4902290 - well **** , that just makes it too easy. 05/24/2014 on Play items 0
#4902287 - Why do I keep picking up more than one of an item, new feature?  [+] (9 new replies) 05/24/2014 on Play items 0
User avatar #4902288 - playerdous (05/24/2014) [-]
1-3 on every pick up
#4902290 - killerdeath (05/24/2014) [-]
well fuck, that just makes it too easy.
User avatar #4902289 - Tygioh (05/24/2014) [-]
*most
User avatar #4902292 - playerdous (05/24/2014) [-]
Pixel items aren't real items
User avatar #4902293 - Tygioh (05/24/2014) [-]
Works on other things too.
User avatar #4902294 - playerdous (05/24/2014) [-]
I don't recall any being more than 3 besides pixel.
User avatar #4902298 - Tygioh (05/24/2014) [-]
lost chests and some ores and stuff
User avatar #4902302 - playerdous (05/24/2014) [-]
Irons the only ore. As for lost chest they're still 1-3
User avatar #4902469 - Tygioh (05/24/2014) [-]
Okay.
#4902286 - boor, much weak 05/24/2014 on Play items 0
#4902275 - bitch, the biggest item you got is a 10k dolan imp, I got 5 of… 05/24/2014 on Play items 0
#27 - I never said that I was, I'm just getting back into it. 05/24/2014 on inyerfase's profile 0
#4902271 - oh, my mistake, you only have 1/10th the point value. 05/24/2014 on Play items 0
#4902267 - In number of items, anyway, we have about the same point value. 05/24/2014 on Play items 0
#4902266 - I did look at your collection, mine is at least, 3 times bigge…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/24/2014 on Play items 0
#4902267 - killerdeath (05/24/2014) [-]
In number of items, anyway, we have about the same point value.
#4902259 - yeah, I remember that being a problem. 05/24/2014 on Play items 0
#4902256 - ah, I see, I use to sell gems, but it seems like that's fairly…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/24/2014 on Play items 0
User avatar #4902258 - charizarddad (05/24/2014) [-]
people need the recipes mostly
#4902259 - killerdeath (05/24/2014) [-]
yeah, I remember that being a problem.
#4902250 - I may or may not get back into it, what's the god gem situatio…  [+] (5 new replies) 05/24/2014 on Play items 0
User avatar #4902254 - charizarddad (05/24/2014) [-]
god gems have a 1/1000 chance to create
god.gem is our community account with all the god gems needed for any recipe
#4902256 - killerdeath (05/24/2014) [-]
ah, I see, I use to sell gems, but it seems like that's fairly useless now.
User avatar #4902258 - charizarddad (05/24/2014) [-]
people need the recipes mostly
#4902259 - killerdeath (05/24/2014) [-]
yeah, I remember that being a problem.
User avatar #4902253 - xxbandwagonxx (05/24/2014) [-]
Aaj is now anonymousperson and he has 5 godgems on account "godgem". There also exist a super god gem (donors).
You can now make super special gems.
#4902243 - stfu about thanking me you broke ass motha ***** .  [+] (7 new replies) 05/24/2014 on Play items +1
User avatar #4902248 - xxbandwagonxx (05/24/2014) [-]
But seriously, if your not getting back into items, save em till you have enough to buy from special AH.
#4902250 - killerdeath (05/24/2014) [-]
I may or may not get back into it, what's the god gem situation, I use to deal in gems mostly.
User avatar #4902254 - charizarddad (05/24/2014) [-]
god gems have a 1/1000 chance to create
god.gem is our community account with all the god gems needed for any recipe
#4902256 - killerdeath (05/24/2014) [-]
ah, I see, I use to sell gems, but it seems like that's fairly useless now.
User avatar #4902258 - charizarddad (05/24/2014) [-]
people need the recipes mostly
#4902259 - killerdeath (05/24/2014) [-]
yeah, I remember that being a problem.
User avatar #4902253 - xxbandwagonxx (05/24/2014) [-]
Aaj is now anonymousperson and he has 5 godgems on account "godgem". There also exist a super god gem (donors).
You can now make super special gems.
#4902236 - before you try to teach me more about this game, you might wan… 05/24/2014 on Play items 0
#4902226 - so this **** ain't changed in months? damn. 05/24/2014 on Play items 0
#4902219 - then what's the real use for 130k points?  [+] (19 new replies) 05/24/2014 on Play items 0
User avatar #4902349 - jorgethemaster (05/24/2014) [-]
Sell them to me!!
#4902351 - killerdeath (05/24/2014) [-]
that's going to cost you a lot of blow jobs and anal my friend.
User avatar #4902354 - jorgethemaster (05/24/2014) [-]
How do you think I got these points that I already have? O :
No but actually, would you sell them? I need more.
#4902356 - killerdeath (05/24/2014) [-]
you have 10 times the points I have, you don't really need more, but I could always use a blowjob and some anal, so it's your move.
User avatar #4902358 - jorgethemaster (05/24/2014) [-]
I need them because I collect them.
And okay, when and where?
#4902365 - killerdeath (05/24/2014) [-]
Ok, first off, I didn't plan on giving you the points because it took me a long time to get them and I'm not willing to part with them.
Second, You get sent me an offer for 130000 points and only offered up around 2500 points worth of items. You will never get my points, and you dishonor your family with your cheapness.
User avatar #4902366 - jorgethemaster (05/24/2014) [-]
You thought that was a serious offer...?
Did you even read the description...?
I know what a fair offer is, but I was just messing around. I've been here longer than you. :|
#4902367 - killerdeath (05/24/2014) [-]
I was playing the item game since before the reset, you little shit, I wouldn't even want to read the description after that shit offer.
User avatar #4902368 - jorgethemaster (05/24/2014) [-]
Bahahah.
The trade was a joke.
I was here since day 1 bud.
I was in the top 3 for everything for months, but I stopped picking up stuff.
I have more points than you because I was here longer and collecting longer.
I actually put effort into the description and trade, if you just read it, you'd understand. ):
#4902369 - killerdeath (05/24/2014) [-]
Well, I didn't read it, I hope you cry for the loss of your work.
User avatar #4902371 - jorgethemaster (05/24/2014) [-]
Thanks friend! (:
And it said something like "Here are 13 eggs to give you a blowjob, 10 tube thingies to simulate anal, 1 fleshlight, and I even threw in a knife to crave the fleshlight out."
#4902374 - killerdeath (05/24/2014) [-]
I already got an anal fleshlight, and a couple dozen 3 year old eggs in the fridge, You can give me nothing that I do not already have, HAHAHAHAHA. God my life is sad.
User avatar #4902377 - jorgethemaster (05/24/2014) [-]
I can't tell if you're serious or not anymore.
#4902380 - killerdeath (05/24/2014) [-]
I've always been serious, always.
User avatar #4902381 - jorgethemaster (05/24/2014) [-]
Okay.
#4902359 - killerdeath (05/24/2014) [-]
Maine, 40 years from now on this exact day, you will get them one week after I get all 13 blowjobs and 10 anal rounds.
User avatar #4902364 - jorgethemaster (05/24/2014) [-]
You make me cry.
User avatar #4902227 - charizarddad (05/24/2014) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/item/auction/price_per_item/asc/120/1/AH
Special AH items that cost a load of points. Unless you're playing this game they have no use.
User avatar #4902224 - lub (05/24/2014) [-]
buy itums in auction house, or trade itums with other users.
#4902212 - Well I know that, I use to be into this game, I just thought t…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/24/2014 on Play items 0
User avatar #4902218 - xxbandwagonxx (05/24/2014) [-]
Rood

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Total unique items point value: 1165153 / Total items point value: 5907251
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#204 - killerdeath ONLINE (12/31/2013) [-]
stickied by killerdeath
The Mighty Quest for Epic Loot
#211 - killerdeath ONLINE (09/27/2014) [-]
god damn ******* hell
User avatar #209 - ied (05/28/2014) [-]
can we trade
User avatar #194 - averagewhitekid (12/26/2013) [-]
Lel that was a fast block
Welp Good conversation
#195 to #194 - killerdeath ONLINE (12/26/2013) [-]
yep. Anything to do with me giving away his secret. Did you see my last comment?
#196 to #195 - averagewhitekid (12/26/2013) [-]
Yeah, I was replying when I got blocked haha   
But, like I was going to say   
It sounds like quite a "fun accomplishment"
Yeah, I was replying when I got blocked haha
But, like I was going to say
It sounds like quite a "fun accomplishment"
#197 to #196 - killerdeath ONLINE (12/26/2013) [-]
I have to say that it's original. I did come up with away to combat trolls though. If you see a troll, check his profile, If he is a negative level then thumb him. If he's at a positive level, thumb him down. If he's at at 0 level then just thumb accordingly to keep the comment at 0. If you cannot see his profile, then just thumb to keep the comment as close to 0 as possible. This will essentially nullify trolls.
User avatar #187 - iedd (12/19/2013) [-]
sell fj points?
#188 to #187 - killerdeath ONLINE (12/20/2013) [-]
No.
User avatar #189 to #188 - iedd (12/20/2013) [-]
u hurt me
#190 to #189 - killerdeath ONLINE (12/20/2013) [-]
Good.
User avatar #137 - smurtehmurph (08/12/2013) [-]
Listen, I get it you sell gems for 45 points, but i'm trying to quit with as many fj points as possible, so please **** off.
#138 to #137 - killerdeath ONLINE (08/12/2013) [-]
Just put them in the auction house if you're only looking for points.
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User avatar #110 - dinoraper (08/11/2013) [-]
Sorry man i just don't like selling tokens
#111 to #110 - killerdeath ONLINE (08/11/2013) [-]
alright.
#106 - storerscream (08/10/2013) [-]
would you be willing to trade 11 mecha keys for your 4 radioactive?
#107 to #106 - killerdeath ONLINE (08/10/2013) [-]
sure
#108 to #107 - storerscream (08/10/2013) [-]
also what would ya need for 3 plant keys?
#109 to #108 - killerdeath ONLINE (08/10/2013) [-]
I like casino tokens.
User avatar #100 - Sasher ONLINE (08/09/2013) [-]
Its a lot of tin, and I'd like to buy it, but youre asking for too much :/
#101 to #100 - killerdeath ONLINE (08/09/2013) [-]
Then make an offer.
User avatar #102 to #101 - Sasher ONLINE (08/09/2013) [-]
thanks a lot
User avatar #80 - malp (08/09/2013) [-]
accept my trade plz
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#53 to #52 - killerdeath ONLINE (08/08/2013) [-]
I'm also slowly going for the demonic blacksmithing badge. Sooo how much for demonic ore?
#54 to #53 - itemexchange has deleted their comment [-]
#55 to #54 - killerdeath ONLINE (08/08/2013) [-]
alright. Add that to the list.
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#57 to #56 - killerdeath ONLINE (08/08/2013) [-]
You may want to advertize more.
#58 to #57 - itemexchange has deleted their comment [-]
#59 to #58 - killerdeath ONLINE (08/08/2013) [-]
I have a steady income of gems. I could make like 2 special gems right now.
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#32 to #31 - killerdeath ONLINE (08/07/2013) [-]
I don't cheat people.
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#34 to #33 - killerdeath ONLINE (08/07/2013) [-]
It happens.
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