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#181 - Well played.. 04/29/2014 on Maybe it's nothing +1
#251367 - This music isn't nearly autistic enough.. This is what ya'll n… 04/29/2014 on PARTY ROOM 0
#249766 - the room! 04/29/2014 on PARTY ROOM 0
#249532 - Picture 04/29/2014 on PARTY ROOM 0
#25 - Dude.. thats almost doper than the content 04/28/2014 on Game Of Thrones 80/90s Era... +3
#44 - OP what the **** where you listening to while mak… 04/28/2014 on Sites to kill 5 minutes 0
#1 - Not sure what I was expecting. 04/27/2014 on Real ghost footage 0
#102 - Not about the blood line.. the point is that all of your ances… 04/26/2014 on Random Fact comp 2 +1
#94 - When you think about it, if you don't manage to have sex durin…  [+] (3 new replies) 04/26/2014 on Random Fact comp 2 0
User avatar #103 - foelkera (04/26/2014) [-]
Also, according to statistics, at least one of your ancestors perpetuated the bloodline by rape.
#99 - Womens Study Major (04/26/2014) [-]
Thats not exactly true, what if your brother got laid and you didn't? The bloodline would still continue
User avatar #102 - killasmasha (04/26/2014) [-]
Not about the blood line.. the point is that all of your ancestors would have had sex except for you. You would be be the first virgin in the direct line of your ancestors
#339 - Mah ***** !!! 04/22/2014 on crowd's profile 0
#102415 - If you want this kind of stuff just check out nicolas jaar. Co… 03/04/2014 on Music - new music, hip hop... 0
#193 - Its an omen! These are the end times for this site... 02/27/2014 on It's fucking over 0
#21 - What if OP just wanted to post a cool picture of desert, and w… 02/17/2014 on Dayum 0
#34 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 01/27/2014 on It kinda helps... +16
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#21 - Ehh bait maybe? 01/26/2014 on (untitled) +4
#89898 - Lets get a party hard thread up in this bitchhh!!! 01/26/2014 on PARTY ROOM 0
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#62 - Picture 01/18/2014 on Science +1
#61 - Wow man, sounds like you had a great first time.. But you get …  [+] (1 new reply) 01/18/2014 on Science +1
User avatar #64 - darksideofthebeast (01/18/2014) [-]
I want to, I can't find it.

I want to just extract it myself, I'm just not motivated to do it.

I know it sounds fun to feel like you're tripping during weed, it's not.
When I was "tripping" on weed one of the times I was tricking myself into believing that the bowl we smoked had the lip dipped in acid, I thought I was tripping from that.
Then I convinced myself that I had died after I had closed my eyes for a second because everything was bright and vivid when I opened them.
after I had accepted my "death" I instantly snapped from a bad thought process into a really accepting and positive mindset.
It was weird, I felt great after that.
I don't know man, it's weird as fuck.
#54 - 300-400? On your first time? Somehow I doubt that, but I might…  [+] (4 new replies) 01/18/2014 on Science +1
User avatar #56 - darksideofthebeast (01/18/2014) [-]
I felt like I was tripping because ever since I took acid good weed effects me A LOT differently than it once did.
I get tracers, I get wavy vision, deep thinking ETC...

It must be high grade though, Bad weed will not.
I see closed eye visuals every time I smoke now, fractals, kaleidoscope Etc...
My first time was more intense than I could ever imagine, I was so fucked out of my head but I loved every minute of it.
Things sounded like they were going through a tube, my vision looked like I was melting, pictures and patterns were dancing, lights were kaleidoscoping, my body felt like it was melting when I closed my eyes, I felt infinitely long... When I closed my eyes I was traveling through endless geometrical tunnels, I was seeing insanely psychedelic imagery, I saw a guys face and it kind of expanded and his eye ball popped out and rolled down a sidewalk and I went in and viewed his memories, the closed eye visuals are where its at.

Yes it was that much my first time, I had no idea it was that much before I took it.
My brother who has done acid more than me said it was his longest and most intense trip too.

I also had bad side effects for about a week afterwards, I had severe vertigo and things like that.
I felt amazing though knowing I'd gone through one of the most beautiful things a human can experience.
Not a bad moment all 3 times, pure joy and happiness. Overwhelming happiness actually, during a song I was so happy from the music I couldn't speak my 3rd time I did it...
#62 - killasmasha (01/18/2014) [-]
User avatar #61 - killasmasha (01/18/2014) [-]
Wow man, sounds like you had a great first time.. But you get why I doubted the quantities though right? I mean I would have never dared taking anything above 150 on my first time.. And I actually heard the same thing from others that the effect weed has on them has changed after they took LSD. Just that I still get the same old effects from weed, even after having tried a range of psychedelics including. Making me jealous man.

I would say try some DMT if you can get your hands on it, that will truly change the way you view the world..
User avatar #64 - darksideofthebeast (01/18/2014) [-]
I want to, I can't find it.

I want to just extract it myself, I'm just not motivated to do it.

I know it sounds fun to feel like you're tripping during weed, it's not.
When I was "tripping" on weed one of the times I was tricking myself into believing that the bowl we smoked had the lip dipped in acid, I thought I was tripping from that.
Then I convinced myself that I had died after I had closed my eyes for a second because everything was bright and vivid when I opened them.
after I had accepted my "death" I instantly snapped from a bad thought process into a really accepting and positive mindset.
It was weird, I felt great after that.
I don't know man, it's weird as fuck.
#50 - How what was the highest µg you ever took? Cause any real psy…  [+] (6 new replies) 01/18/2014 on Science -1
User avatar #52 - darksideofthebeast (01/18/2014) [-]
I took around 300 - 400 micrograms on a single smartie each time
16 hour trip, intense peak.
So about 3 hits a trip.
#54 - killasmasha (01/18/2014) [-]
300-400? On your first time? Somehow I doubt that, but I might be wrong.. If that is the case that's quite a trip you've got there, so I don't see how you could think you were 'trippin' from any amount of weed you smoked. But I guess people react differently to drugs than others..
User avatar #56 - darksideofthebeast (01/18/2014) [-]
I felt like I was tripping because ever since I took acid good weed effects me A LOT differently than it once did.
I get tracers, I get wavy vision, deep thinking ETC...

It must be high grade though, Bad weed will not.
I see closed eye visuals every time I smoke now, fractals, kaleidoscope Etc...
My first time was more intense than I could ever imagine, I was so fucked out of my head but I loved every minute of it.
Things sounded like they were going through a tube, my vision looked like I was melting, pictures and patterns were dancing, lights were kaleidoscoping, my body felt like it was melting when I closed my eyes, I felt infinitely long... When I closed my eyes I was traveling through endless geometrical tunnels, I was seeing insanely psychedelic imagery, I saw a guys face and it kind of expanded and his eye ball popped out and rolled down a sidewalk and I went in and viewed his memories, the closed eye visuals are where its at.

Yes it was that much my first time, I had no idea it was that much before I took it.
My brother who has done acid more than me said it was his longest and most intense trip too.

I also had bad side effects for about a week afterwards, I had severe vertigo and things like that.
I felt amazing though knowing I'd gone through one of the most beautiful things a human can experience.
Not a bad moment all 3 times, pure joy and happiness. Overwhelming happiness actually, during a song I was so happy from the music I couldn't speak my 3rd time I did it...
#62 - killasmasha (01/18/2014) [-]
User avatar #61 - killasmasha (01/18/2014) [-]
Wow man, sounds like you had a great first time.. But you get why I doubted the quantities though right? I mean I would have never dared taking anything above 150 on my first time.. And I actually heard the same thing from others that the effect weed has on them has changed after they took LSD. Just that I still get the same old effects from weed, even after having tried a range of psychedelics including. Making me jealous man.

I would say try some DMT if you can get your hands on it, that will truly change the way you view the world..
User avatar #64 - darksideofthebeast (01/18/2014) [-]
I want to, I can't find it.

I want to just extract it myself, I'm just not motivated to do it.

I know it sounds fun to feel like you're tripping during weed, it's not.
When I was "tripping" on weed one of the times I was tricking myself into believing that the bowl we smoked had the lip dipped in acid, I thought I was tripping from that.
Then I convinced myself that I had died after I had closed my eyes for a second because everything was bright and vivid when I opened them.
after I had accepted my "death" I instantly snapped from a bad thought process into a really accepting and positive mindset.
It was weird, I felt great after that.
I don't know man, it's weird as fuck.
#30 - Not psychedelic, its psychoactive like any other drug. And if …  [+] (8 new replies) 01/18/2014 on Science +3
User avatar #37 - darksideofthebeast (01/18/2014) [-]
I have taken LSD 3 times.

Marijuana is a psychedelic... Google has all the answers!
#50 - killasmasha (01/18/2014) [-]
How what was the highest µg you ever took? Cause any real psychedelic is of a different league than whatever you would consider a trip from pot.. Just curious, and i get that you're not saying that they are of the thing.
User avatar #52 - darksideofthebeast (01/18/2014) [-]
I took around 300 - 400 micrograms on a single smartie each time
16 hour trip, intense peak.
So about 3 hits a trip.
#54 - killasmasha (01/18/2014) [-]
300-400? On your first time? Somehow I doubt that, but I might be wrong.. If that is the case that's quite a trip you've got there, so I don't see how you could think you were 'trippin' from any amount of weed you smoked. But I guess people react differently to drugs than others..
User avatar #56 - darksideofthebeast (01/18/2014) [-]
I felt like I was tripping because ever since I took acid good weed effects me A LOT differently than it once did.
I get tracers, I get wavy vision, deep thinking ETC...

It must be high grade though, Bad weed will not.
I see closed eye visuals every time I smoke now, fractals, kaleidoscope Etc...
My first time was more intense than I could ever imagine, I was so fucked out of my head but I loved every minute of it.
Things sounded like they were going through a tube, my vision looked like I was melting, pictures and patterns were dancing, lights were kaleidoscoping, my body felt like it was melting when I closed my eyes, I felt infinitely long... When I closed my eyes I was traveling through endless geometrical tunnels, I was seeing insanely psychedelic imagery, I saw a guys face and it kind of expanded and his eye ball popped out and rolled down a sidewalk and I went in and viewed his memories, the closed eye visuals are where its at.

Yes it was that much my first time, I had no idea it was that much before I took it.
My brother who has done acid more than me said it was his longest and most intense trip too.

I also had bad side effects for about a week afterwards, I had severe vertigo and things like that.
I felt amazing though knowing I'd gone through one of the most beautiful things a human can experience.
Not a bad moment all 3 times, pure joy and happiness. Overwhelming happiness actually, during a song I was so happy from the music I couldn't speak my 3rd time I did it...
#62 - killasmasha (01/18/2014) [-]
User avatar #61 - killasmasha (01/18/2014) [-]
Wow man, sounds like you had a great first time.. But you get why I doubted the quantities though right? I mean I would have never dared taking anything above 150 on my first time.. And I actually heard the same thing from others that the effect weed has on them has changed after they took LSD. Just that I still get the same old effects from weed, even after having tried a range of psychedelics including. Making me jealous man.

I would say try some DMT if you can get your hands on it, that will truly change the way you view the world..
User avatar #64 - darksideofthebeast (01/18/2014) [-]
I want to, I can't find it.

I want to just extract it myself, I'm just not motivated to do it.

I know it sounds fun to feel like you're tripping during weed, it's not.
When I was "tripping" on weed one of the times I was tricking myself into believing that the bowl we smoked had the lip dipped in acid, I thought I was tripping from that.
Then I convinced myself that I had died after I had closed my eyes for a second because everything was bright and vivid when I opened them.
after I had accepted my "death" I instantly snapped from a bad thought process into a really accepting and positive mindset.
It was weird, I felt great after that.
I don't know man, it's weird as fuck.
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