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Age: 26
Date Signed Up:1/31/2011
Last Login:8/26/2016
Location:Whoville
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#3 - fennis (09/12/2015) [-]
ue wet t wher better
#152 - IM SO HARD 09/06/2015 on Working Out 0
#2 - He knows what his mom taste like. That's yucky  [+] (1 new reply) 09/05/2015 on i wonder what the earwax... +1
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#3 - boomerpyro (09/05/2015) [-]
milk and magic memory storing scar yo
#10 - 8mins and they both got off? I'd say well done.  [+] (26 new replies) 08/11/2015 on Girl wears heart rate... +7
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#11 - breaken (08/11/2015) [-]
She got off once, hardly worth barging about.
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#12 - bulwark (08/12/2015) [-]
White Knight beta faggot virgin who thinks he can make a chick come 10 times in 15 minutes detected.
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#27 - sptnfouroneseven (08/12/2015) [-]
I made a girl cum three times in eleven minutes once.
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#13 - breaken (08/12/2015) [-]
Not 10 usually 3 at least.
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#48 - breaken (08/12/2015) [-]
In the span of 45mins
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#14 - bulwark (08/12/2015) [-]
Well your ego seems to be fully functional atleast. Don't know about your grasp on reality though.
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#15 - breaken (08/12/2015) [-]
It's not an impossible feat, just gotta pay attention.
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#16 - bulwark (08/12/2015) [-]
Well you go ahead and open up a sex-academy and teach the masses.
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#17 - breaken (08/12/2015) [-]
Just gotta talk to them, what they like and what they don't. It's not rocket science.
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#30 - twiceasfun (08/12/2015) [-]
No matter what you do, some girls cannot cum three times in fifteen minutes. It usually takes about ten to reach my first, and then I might get a second within fifteen minutes. I can count on my hands how many times a third has happened out of the several hundred times I've had sex. And I assure you, at least a couple of the people I have been with were doing everything right.
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#43 - breaken (08/12/2015) [-]
Everyone is different, I knew a girl who could not cum during sex unless she had a really strong emotional connection with the other person. It's also a lot to do with hydration. I just got lucky that when I was younger I had female friends that talked to me about this stuff. The real lesson is don't be a selfish lover and everyone will be happy.
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#42 - breaken (08/12/2015) [-]
I never said anything about 15mins
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#44 - twiceasfun (08/12/2015) [-]
"White knight beta virgin who thinks he can make a girl come 10 times in 15 minutes detected"
"Not ten usually 3 at least."
You kinda did give every reason to believe that you mean fifteen minutes.
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#45 - breaken (08/12/2015) [-]
I never said anything about time.
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#46 - twiceasfun (08/12/2015) [-]
You responded to a comment involving a concept of a timeframe without clarifying that your comment did not include the same timeframe.
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#49 - breaken (08/12/2015) [-]
I meant in the span of like 45 mins, this all tumbled way out of control lol If both people are satisfied then the time and the numbers don't mean a thing. I wasn't trying to pass judgment on anyone.
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#50 - twiceasfun (08/12/2015) [-]
Oh gotcha, for 45 minutes, that is much more realistic. I still stand by what I said that there are plenty of girls that just will not come 3 times, but with that much time it would be easy enough to do with a girl that can, provided you are terrible at sex
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#55 - breaken (08/12/2015) [-]
Also being well equipped doesn't hurt.
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#51 - breaken (08/12/2015) [-]
Oh for sure, some just can't. Some have one with not to much effort. But doesn't mean you shouldn't try. Just gotta be mindful of chafing.
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#47 - breaken (08/12/2015) [-]
Oh sorry
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#21 - bulwark (08/12/2015) [-]
Depends on what kind of women you're with I guess. Now I've been with my girlfriend for almost 8 years, so your way of thinking doesn't really apply to my situation.
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#22 - breaken (08/12/2015) [-]
That's fine, but would it hurt to ask? Wouldn't you like to do more if you could? Everyone is different so maybe everything is perfect. But you can't tell me you wouldn't like hearing that either.
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#23 - bulwark (08/12/2015) [-]
None of that made any sense
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#24 - breaken (08/12/2015) [-]
never mind
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#19 - notanotheraccount (08/12/2015) [-]
I mean, one time is impressive for a lot of guys, but you're not at all wrong. It's not that hard if you pay attention.
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#20 - breaken (08/12/2015) [-]
Thank you
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