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#1110 - Crimeater because i can habe pusi b0ss  [+] (1 new reply) 03/15/2015 on If you were stuck on an... +1
#1123 - Crimeater (03/15/2015) [-]
Oh my!
I say!
But of course!
#18 - She looks like Blair Joscelyne from Mighty Car Mods 03/15/2015 on (untitled) 0
#11 - That was a horrible joke. I'm sorry. 03/15/2015 on (Laughs in Canadian) 0
#10 - Pretty sure you mean (apologizes in Canadian.)  [+] (1 new reply) 03/15/2015 on (Laughs in Canadian) 0
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#11 - kikkilinu (03/15/2015) [-]
That was a horrible joke.
I'm sorry.
#25 - Not to be an insensitive cunt, but, the mother should have don…  [+] (15 new replies) 03/14/2015 on oh hai +74
#84 - anon (03/15/2015) [-]
Pretty sure that's not how it works man: you can't just ask a mother to kill her child like that, also 37 years ago I'm pretty sure you couldn't just check what was going on and abort in Brazil.
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#59 - Voxker (03/14/2015) [-]
how do you khow hes in pain though
#97 - boomerpyro (03/15/2015) [-]
how in the name of all that is holy did you come to the conclusion that the position he's in would not be severely uncomfortable?
jesus fuck, try to keep all your limbs folded and your head held as far back as it goes with a belt or tape for a week to see if that is as normal and comfortable? imagine his blood circulation. fuckin hell.
imagine doing any task with that disorder, imagine masturbation!
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#98 - Voxker (03/15/2015) [-]
body can adapt to many situations...
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#100 - boomerpyro (03/15/2015) [-]
like building an immunity to bullets!?
there are specific circumstances where the body adapts. lots of wear and tear through physical labor can give you increased muscle mass.
playing guitar a lot can give you hard skinned fingertips.
the body can't adapt to a lack of blood flow and that wasn't even the point of the conversation, even if his veins would magically reroute through a different body part he would still be in extreme pain and physical stress, think about the emotional asect too
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#101 - Voxker (03/15/2015) [-]
are you dumb? bullets will shread through you
#102 - boomerpyro (03/15/2015) [-]
holy shit do you not get sarcastic examples?
why is your name that blue when you're still covered in womb-blood
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#103 - Voxker (03/15/2015) [-]
shit dude smarten up
#108 - anon (03/19/2015) [-]
You responded to 'like building an immunity to bullets' as if it was a serious comment. And misspelled 'shred.'

...Boy, the irony of you telling someone else to 'smarten up' is delicious.
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#109 - Voxker (03/19/2015) [-]
says anon
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#104 - boomerpyro (03/15/2015) [-]
sorry man but saying that the guy didn't suffer made me angry, i have a bad back and a somewhat useless leg and the thought of having a worse body than that and other people telling you "meh, you're doing fine" seems awful to me
#54 - anon (03/14/2015) [-]
if he's not happy and or admiots to being miserable, yeah sure. But if he IS happy with his life, well then you're just plain wrong
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#42 - angelious (03/14/2015) [-]
happiness is different for each person. he has lived with this disease of his for his whole life. im quite sure he has learned to live with it. and he doesnt seem to be in pain at all.
#52 - anon (03/14/2015) [-]
That poor guy can barely move, what kinda shitty life is that? You can't do anything, eveyrything sucks, you are helpless on your own. It's worse than being crippled.
Fuck that.
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#53 - angelious (03/14/2015) [-]
to you.

to him its all his life has been. and he can still see and hear.
#9 - "Glass turbo" That's an animation from an F…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/14/2015 on Holy amazeballz +3
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#30 - squishypyro (03/14/2015) [-]
Not so turbotastic then
#67 - I wonder what she tastes like. 03/07/2015 on Your favorite cosplayer comp 0
#56 - JB Stores sales person ~$5/h Almost 21 03/02/2015 on Wendy's 0
#84 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 03/01/2015 on ass facts 0
#92 - basichaharemix (03/01/2015) [-]
Always eat the booty, comrade. It will help you grow big and strong!
#129 - I've been here for 5 and a half years. Kinda feel like tha…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/28/2015 on Name color strawpoll in... +1
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#136 - AnomynousUser (02/28/2015) [-]
Go get a job... A nice high paying one. Once you get enough money, buy a blue corvette and a ton of blue paint. Then get your house painted blue. Quit that job and live the dream.