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#16 - Shadow Guardian ONLINE (03/17/2012) [-]
Do you have a bandage? I've scraped my knee falling for you.
#17 to #16 - kikichu (03/17/2012) [-]
You be the ice burg and Ill be the titanic, and I'll go down on you
#18 to #17 - Shadow Guardian ONLINE (03/17/2012) [-]
If I flip a quarter, what are the chances of me getting head?
#19 to #18 - kikichu (03/17/2012) [-]
Am I cute enough yet? Or do you need more to drink?

#20 to #19 - Shadow Guardian ONLINE (03/17/2012) [-]
(You've BEEN cute enough.)

Do you have a map? I got lost in your eyes.
#21 to #20 - kikichu (03/17/2012) [-]
Is your dad a terrorist, because you're the bomb!!
#22 to #21 - Shadow Guardian ONLINE (03/17/2012) [-]
I'm like a Rubik's Cube. The more you play with me, the harder I get!
#23 to #22 - kikichu (03/17/2012) [-]
Can I read your T shirt in brail?

#24 to #23 - Shadow Guardian ONLINE (03/17/2012) [-]
If I ask you for sex, will you answer be the same as the answer for this question?
#25 to #24 - kikichu (03/17/2012) [-]
Do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants.

#26 to #25 - Shadow Guardian ONLINE (03/17/2012) [-]
Are those space jeans, cause your ass is out of this world.
#27 to #26 - kikichu (03/17/2012) [-]
I'm out of pick up lines D:
#28 to #27 - Shadow Guardian ONLINE (03/17/2012) [-]
Me too. I got jokes though.

Redneck foreplay: Get in the truck bitch.
#29 to #28 - kikichu (03/17/2012) [-]
i have racial jokes

how do you get a bunch of mexicans to jump off a cliff

throw a dollar
#30 to #29 - Shadow Guardian ONLINE (03/17/2012) [-]
How do you find the population of Mexico? Roll a penny down the street.

How do you fing the richest man in Mexico? Find the man who picked up the penny.
#31 to #30 - kikichu (03/17/2012) [-]
god damnit that was the second part to my joke!!!!
#32 to #31 - Shadow Guardian ONLINE (03/17/2012) [-]
Sorry. Lol.
#33 to #32 - kikichu (03/17/2012) [-]
haha you're fine im about the worst joke teller ever :p
#34 to #33 - Shadow Guardian ONLINE (03/17/2012) [-]
That's ok.Got shtuff to do. Bye hotness!
#35 to #34 - kikichu (03/17/2012) [-]
adioossss