Home Original Content Funny Pictures Funny GIFs YouTube Funny Text Funny Movies Channels Search

hide menu

kikichu

Rank #48195 on Subscribers
kikichu Avatar Level 243 Comments: Doinitrite
Offline
Send mail to kikichu Block kikichu Invite kikichu to be your friend flag avatar
Last status update:
-
Personal Info
Gender: female
Age: 88
Date Signed Up:8/05/2011
Last Login:3/03/2014
Location:Cork
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Content Thumbs: 64 total,  81 ,  17
Comment Thumbs: 4364 total,  4881 ,  517
Content Level Progress: 0% (0/5)
Level 3 Content: New Here → Level 4 Content: New Here
Comment Level Progress: 56.99% (57/100)
Level 243 Comments: Doinitrite → Level 244 Comments: Doinitrite
Subscribers:1
Content Views:8708
Times Content Favorited:7 times
Total Comments Made:891
FJ Points:4437
Boats n' Hoes

Show:
Sort by:
Order:

funny text/links

Show:
Sort by:
Order:

funny pictures

  • Views: 1146
    Thumbs Up 12 Thumbs Down 3 Total: +9
    Comments: 2
    Favorites: 0
    Uploaded: 02/07/12
    I drew you a picture I drew you a picture
  • Views: 707
    Thumbs Up 7 Thumbs Down 6 Total: +1
    Comments: 1
    Favorites: 0
    Uploaded: 03/06/12
    Pokemon master Pokemon master

latest user's comments

#41 - You saved this image at "Sheeet tyrone" .... 12/29/2013 on Sheeet tyrone +2
#347 - Living in downtown phoenix, the hot tarmac adds about 10 degre… 12/22/2013 on Arizona 0
#339 - All I can see is the leech coming out of his lower lip.  [+] (1 new reply) 09/05/2013 on Feminism is a joke +6
#341 - taancel (09/05/2013) [-]
What's the difference between a Catholic priest and acne? Acne doesn't come on a boys face until he's 13.

So I was balls deep in this guy thrusting as hard as I could when I reached around to give him a hand job. Guess what? That fucker had an erection. What. Queer.

The worst part about being a pedophile is trying to fit in.

A man walks past girl with no arms or legs sitting by a pool. The girl says to the man, "Excuse me sir, I've never been fucked and in my condition no one would want to fuck me. Will you please fuck me?" So the man kicks her into the pool and says, "There, you're fucked."

A guy called into work and says, "Hey, boss! What's the difference between work and your daughter?" ... "I'm not coming into work this morning!"

God gave women yeast infections so that they would know what it was like living with an irritating cunt for once.

What's worse than sucking a dozen raw oysters out of your grandmother's pussy? Sucking out thirteen of them and realizing you only put in a dozen.

What does a baby look like after a minute in the microwave? I don't know, I close my eyes when I masturbate.

A baby seal walked into a club...

I was raping a woman the other night and she cried, "Please, think of my children!" Kinky bitch.

Pedophiles are fucking immature assholes.

Have you heard the joke about the baby with AIDS? It never gets old.

What's so good about an Ethiopian blow job? You just KNOW she'll swallow.

I lost my virginity to a retarded girl last night... I wanted my first time to be special.

What does it taste like when you go down on an old lady? Depends...

Why did the semen cross the road? I wore the wrong socks today.

Little Johnny is staying at his grandmother's house for the weekend with his parents. He walks into their room in the middle of the night and wakes his mother. His mother says "What is it Johnny?". Little Johnny says "Grandma has a shrimpy"! His mother looks at him puzzled. "She has a WHAT?" Johnny says "A Shrimpy!" His mother has no idea what little Johnny is talking about. His mother says "Come show me what you're talking about". Little Johnny leads his mother downstairs where his 85 year old grandmother is lying sprawled out on the sofa in her night-gown. Her gown is wide open and so are her legs. She is sound asleep. Johnny says to his mother "Look mommy, Grandma has a shrimpy". He points to her vaginHis mother laughs. "No, no, Johnny, that's not a shrimpy. That's her vagina". Little Johnny looks up at his mother and says "Wow! Sure does taste like shrimpy".

What's the difference between jam and jelly? I don't jelly my cock down a bitches throat.

What is the difference between a gay guy and a fridge? The fridge doesn't fart when you pull meat out.

How do you get a fat girl into bed? Piece of cake.

How are children like cellphones? If you've lost one and haven't found it in a couple days, chances are it's probably dead.

What's the difference between Sara Palin's mouth and her vagina? Retarded things only come out of her vagina SOME of the time.
#36 - This guy is real funny and nice, I've met him a few times at t… 09/04/2013 on Art These Days 0
#12 - reminds me of this.  [+] (3 new replies) 09/04/2013 on Ouch +34
#36 - shoulda (09/04/2013) [-]
What movie is that?
User avatar #41 - noisia (09/04/2013) [-]
Grandma's boy.
I would recommend it to any gamer.
User avatar #16 - daviid (09/04/2013) [-]
he should probably get a radio so he could talk to other car beds,

that would be hot
#34 - Thats the light rail in Tempe Arizona that man hangs around AS…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/04/2013 on Art These Days 0
User avatar #35 - stagger (09/04/2013) [-]
Hey to each their own. That's neat though, I know some fairly creative homeless folks that do weird shit for money.

I volunteer at a couple homeless shelters and programs, and the one in Austin, TX I have one guy that carries signs with jokes on them instead of asking for money. He also likes to take off all of his clothes off and try on everything I bring down there, even the stuff for the girls, sometimes people pay him to put his clothes back on. Or he'll walk the sidewalk like it's a fashion show.
User avatar #36 - kikichu (09/04/2013) [-]
This guy is real funny and nice, I've met him a few times at the local street fair or chilling on Mill Ave (party ave) His stories are pretty cool too, how he made that outfit and he makes pretty good money getting picture. Thats pretty funny, I like hearing their stories, usually they are really nice people.
#28 - Picture  [+] (6 new replies) 09/02/2013 on Making a move +44
#158 - kaeume (09/02/2013) [-]
#136 - anonymous (09/02/2013) [-]
hafta move quickly
#71 - Sunset has deleted their comment.
#52 - memescomefromb (09/02/2013) [-]
#45 - sirbutterballs (09/02/2013) [-]
#40 - pikininja (09/02/2013) [-]
#550 - "You a ***** with a garden hose" 09/02/2013 on Which knight are you? +1
#124 - Dat second dog. 09/01/2013 on God damnit, dog 0
#55 - I love Aussies, my two Aussie/Blue healers.  [+] (2 new replies) 08/28/2013 on Sexy 0
User avatar #64 - roflcopterkklol (08/28/2013) [-]
oh wait half half i get ya
#63 - roflcopterkklol (08/28/2013) [-]
they do not look like blue healers, just sayin.

user's channels

Join Subscribe morbid-channel
Show:
Sort by:
Order:

items

Total unique items point value: 2050 / Total items point value: 2350

Show All Replies Show Shortcuts
Per page:
Order:
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
User avatar #46 - evilanakie (01/22/2013) [-]
kiki
please
lucid dreams are serious
if that post was just a copy pasta okay but if you are serious
let me know
User avatar #47 to #46 - kikichu (01/24/2013) [-]
no that dream happened to me i wanna say 2 months ago and i have never had one since.
#36 - ithrowrocks **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #37 to #36 - kikichu (04/24/2012) [-]
I'm only replying out of common courtesy.

Hey.
#38 to #37 - ithrowrocks **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#40 to #39 - ithrowrocks **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#42 to #41 - ithrowrocks **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#44 to #43 - ithrowrocks **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #16 - Shadow Guardian (03/17/2012) [-]
Do you have a bandage? I've scraped my knee falling for you.
User avatar #17 to #16 - kikichu (03/17/2012) [-]
You be the ice burg and Ill be the titanic, and I'll go down on you
User avatar #18 to #17 - Shadow Guardian (03/17/2012) [-]
If I flip a quarter, what are the chances of me getting head?
User avatar #19 to #18 - kikichu (03/17/2012) [-]
Am I cute enough yet? Or do you need more to drink?

User avatar #20 to #19 - Shadow Guardian (03/17/2012) [-]
(You've BEEN cute enough.)

Do you have a map? I got lost in your eyes.
User avatar #21 to #20 - kikichu (03/17/2012) [-]
Is your dad a terrorist, because you're the bomb!!
User avatar #22 to #21 - Shadow Guardian (03/17/2012) [-]
I'm like a Rubik's Cube. The more you play with me, the harder I get!
User avatar #23 to #22 - kikichu (03/17/2012) [-]
Can I read your T shirt in brail?

User avatar #24 to #23 - Shadow Guardian (03/17/2012) [-]
If I ask you for sex, will you answer be the same as the answer for this question?
User avatar #25 to #24 - kikichu (03/17/2012) [-]
Do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants.

User avatar #26 to #25 - Shadow Guardian (03/17/2012) [-]
Are those space jeans, cause your ass is out of this world.
User avatar #27 to #26 - kikichu (03/17/2012) [-]
I'm out of pick up lines D:
User avatar #28 to #27 - Shadow Guardian (03/17/2012) [-]
Me too. I got jokes though.

Redneck foreplay: Get in the truck bitch.
User avatar #29 to #28 - kikichu (03/17/2012) [-]
i have racial jokes

how do you get a bunch of mexicans to jump off a cliff

throw a dollar
User avatar #30 to #29 - Shadow Guardian (03/17/2012) [-]
How do you find the population of Mexico? Roll a penny down the street.

How do you fing the richest man in Mexico? Find the man who picked up the penny.
User avatar #31 to #30 - kikichu (03/17/2012) [-]
god damnit that was the second part to my joke!!!!
User avatar #32 to #31 - Shadow Guardian (03/17/2012) [-]
Sorry. Lol.
User avatar #33 to #32 - kikichu (03/17/2012) [-]
haha you're fine im about the worst joke teller ever :p
User avatar #34 to #33 - Shadow Guardian (03/17/2012) [-]
That's ok.Got shtuff to do. Bye hotness!
User avatar #35 to #34 - kikichu (03/17/2012) [-]
adioossss
#14 - geraldbostock (03/14/2012) [-]
Is that you in your avatar?
User avatar #15 to #14 - kikichu (03/15/2012) [-]
yessir
#9 - artifact (01/27/2012) [-]
Hai :D
Hai :D
#10 to #9 - kikichu (01/30/2012) [-]
ello <3
ello <3
#11 to #10 - artifact (01/31/2012) [-]
Que pasa?
Que pasa?
#12 to #11 - kikichu (01/31/2012) [-]
chillin, youuu fool?
chillin, youuu fool?
#13 to #12 - artifact (02/01/2012) [-]
Being dragonborn and 						****					 like a baws. like always haha
Being dragonborn and **** like a baws. like always haha
#5 - ilovebewbies **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #6 to #5 - kikichu (01/05/2012) [-]
what?
#7 to #6 - ilovebewbies **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #8 to #7 - kikichu (01/05/2012) [-]
haha Kiki is my nickname
and people call me kikichu because i love pikachu

But i just learned something cool! thankyou!:)
#4 - anonymous (12/27/2011) [-]
Hey I heard your picture was a chick so I was like tits but then I remembered rule 16 and then sadfaced.
#1 - artifact (12/20/2011) [-]
**artifact rolls 49** Lol HAI
#2 to #1 - kikichu (12/20/2011) [-]
herp.  
hiya c:
herp.
hiya c:
#3 to #2 - artifact (12/20/2011) [-]
Welcome to the interwebz haha
Welcome to the interwebz haha
 Friends (0)