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#391 - They're a minor If you threw them out of the chair yo…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/29/2015 on The cop was 100% right 0
#394 - theattackmaster (10/29/2015) [-]
Doesn't matter. A police officer is required, by law, to use only the force necessary to overcome the force the opponent is using. He did exactly that. If anything, this man deserves a medal, not a punishment for doing his job.
#33 - Comment deleted 10/29/2015 on What do we wear? +1
#367 - Or you know he could've not tried to throw …  [+] (4 new replies) 10/29/2015 on The cop was 100% right +4
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#428 - youregaylol (10/29/2015) [-]
Where is the evidence that he was called "officer slam" before this incident, besides just hearsay. Seems extremely convenient that in the height of this televised case about slamming that one of the kids has come forward and said that his nickname is "officer slam". Now it might just be me, but I'm thinking he was called that after it happened, but thats just a guess, I don't put too much stock in the students of this school.

One of them said the officer called him the n word while the officer has been in a long term relationship with a black woman. Just a hunch but I don't think someone who has been publically dating a black woman would casually use the term the n word.

All seems a bit like a witch hunt, except abigal williams is a loudmouth looking for 5 minutes of fame.

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#369 - theattackmaster (10/29/2015) [-]
So how do you arrest someone currently sitting in a chair who is resisting arrest. I would remove them from the chair, if that means having to thrown them out of it, so be it, they're resisting arrest at this point.
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#391 - kijajouteh (10/29/2015) [-]
They're a minor

If you threw them out of the chair you're an asshole, and you're breaking the law you're supposed to uphold

I'm done with this, you're clearly just following the FJ hive-mind at this point, logic can't reach you when you have other like-minded idiots around you.
#394 - theattackmaster (10/29/2015) [-]
Doesn't matter. A police officer is required, by law, to use only the force necessary to overcome the force the opponent is using. He did exactly that. If anything, this man deserves a medal, not a punishment for doing his job.
#290 - I have, but if a police officer came in and threw the ****** a…  [+] (7 new replies) 10/29/2015 on The cop was 100% right +2
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#496 - iexs (10/29/2015) [-]
He kept her from hitting hard by grabbing her desk, then slid her across the floor.
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#322 - theattackmaster (10/29/2015) [-]
It depends on how much force was needed to overcome hers, and also on how much force he actually used. She flipped herself over by kicking, that was her fault. The only question on my mind is whether or not he meant to throw her like that, for all I know, he could of over estimated the amount of power required to move her from her seat.
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#367 - kijajouteh (10/29/2015) [-]
Or you know

he could've

not tried to throw her.

Do some research, kids called him officer slam because he's done this shit before, dude got what he deserved. I hate trying to make 8 year olds go to bed, but I don't throw them.
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#428 - youregaylol (10/29/2015) [-]
Where is the evidence that he was called "officer slam" before this incident, besides just hearsay. Seems extremely convenient that in the height of this televised case about slamming that one of the kids has come forward and said that his nickname is "officer slam". Now it might just be me, but I'm thinking he was called that after it happened, but thats just a guess, I don't put too much stock in the students of this school.

One of them said the officer called him the n word while the officer has been in a long term relationship with a black woman. Just a hunch but I don't think someone who has been publically dating a black woman would casually use the term the n word.

All seems a bit like a witch hunt, except abigal williams is a loudmouth looking for 5 minutes of fame.

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#369 - theattackmaster (10/29/2015) [-]
So how do you arrest someone currently sitting in a chair who is resisting arrest. I would remove them from the chair, if that means having to thrown them out of it, so be it, they're resisting arrest at this point.
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#391 - kijajouteh (10/29/2015) [-]
They're a minor

If you threw them out of the chair you're an asshole, and you're breaking the law you're supposed to uphold

I'm done with this, you're clearly just following the FJ hive-mind at this point, logic can't reach you when you have other like-minded idiots around you.
#394 - theattackmaster (10/29/2015) [-]
Doesn't matter. A police officer is required, by law, to use only the force necessary to overcome the force the opponent is using. He did exactly that. If anything, this man deserves a medal, not a punishment for doing his job.
#214 - >Girl is being disruptive in class "Let's cal…  [+] (18 new replies) 10/29/2015 on The cop was 100% right +43
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#672 - markipliergame (10/30/2015) [-]
resource officer. school staff, not police.
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#671 - YoursTruley (10/30/2015) [-]
Actually no he never had a complaint at the school. The two complaints were from him on the road.
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#491 - iexs (10/29/2015) [-]
I've said this to many times, it was a school cop, he was there the whole time, they didn't dial 911, they went out into the hall and asked him to step in real quick. While agree it looked pretty rough, the worst she'll have is a bruise.
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#494 - kijajouteh (10/29/2015) [-]
The police officer disrupted the class more than she ever did. I know it was a school cop, that doesn't really change anything, guy is an ass, needs to chill.
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#498 - iexs (10/29/2015) [-]
He came in, and got her out, and the class resumed, it would have been a lot more disruptive to let her stay there and fuck around.
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#501 - kijajouteh (10/29/2015) [-]
Right because the class is going to resume normally

after a kid was thrown across the room

Have you been in a high school
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#549 - WhereMehSammich (10/29/2015) [-]
Class does resume about less than a minute after they leave. I've been in a class where kids get in a fight and they just leave. Shit I've taken a punch(it was weak, didn't even leave a bruise. Chose not to get into a full on fight. been there done that. Win or lose, there would've been a 2nd asswhooping at my house. No thanks. ) during class and after the kid left there was small chatter from most of the class and then the teacher says something along the lines of "ok it's over now, lets continue" then after the class settles down, they continue teaching.
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#520 - kafei (10/29/2015) [-]
Chances are that this wasn't the first time she'd been a little bitchburger like that, but yes. I've been in classes where that sort of shit happened and they did go back to "normal" (read: better than with the disruptive person in there) a few moments after the person was gone.

Have you been in a situation like this where the outcome was different? If so, chances are you had a terrible teacher.
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#507 - iexs (10/29/2015) [-]
What do you think would have happened if she stayed...?
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#288 - leonhardt (10/29/2015) [-]
You've never been in class trying to learn when some dumbshit black cunt won't shut the fuck up
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#290 - kijajouteh (10/29/2015) [-]
I have, but if a police officer came in and threw the fucker across the room I'd notice that it's clearly police brutality.
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#496 - iexs (10/29/2015) [-]
He kept her from hitting hard by grabbing her desk, then slid her across the floor.
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#322 - theattackmaster (10/29/2015) [-]
It depends on how much force was needed to overcome hers, and also on how much force he actually used. She flipped herself over by kicking, that was her fault. The only question on my mind is whether or not he meant to throw her like that, for all I know, he could of over estimated the amount of power required to move her from her seat.
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#367 - kijajouteh (10/29/2015) [-]
Or you know

he could've

not tried to throw her.

Do some research, kids called him officer slam because he's done this shit before, dude got what he deserved. I hate trying to make 8 year olds go to bed, but I don't throw them.
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#428 - youregaylol (10/29/2015) [-]
Where is the evidence that he was called "officer slam" before this incident, besides just hearsay. Seems extremely convenient that in the height of this televised case about slamming that one of the kids has come forward and said that his nickname is "officer slam". Now it might just be me, but I'm thinking he was called that after it happened, but thats just a guess, I don't put too much stock in the students of this school.

One of them said the officer called him the n word while the officer has been in a long term relationship with a black woman. Just a hunch but I don't think someone who has been publically dating a black woman would casually use the term the n word.

All seems a bit like a witch hunt, except abigal williams is a loudmouth looking for 5 minutes of fame.

User avatar
#369 - theattackmaster (10/29/2015) [-]
So how do you arrest someone currently sitting in a chair who is resisting arrest. I would remove them from the chair, if that means having to thrown them out of it, so be it, they're resisting arrest at this point.
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#391 - kijajouteh (10/29/2015) [-]
They're a minor

If you threw them out of the chair you're an asshole, and you're breaking the law you're supposed to uphold

I'm done with this, you're clearly just following the FJ hive-mind at this point, logic can't reach you when you have other like-minded idiots around you.
#394 - theattackmaster (10/29/2015) [-]
Doesn't matter. A police officer is required, by law, to use only the force necessary to overcome the force the opponent is using. He did exactly that. If anything, this man deserves a medal, not a punishment for doing his job.
#291 - 1000 starts with one man. And it was a metaphor, you can't tak…  [+] (5 new replies) 10/29/2015 on My Patreon! (Holy shit!) 0
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#378 - superanonymouspers (10/29/2015) [-]
Everyone's doing a patreon nowadays though, why's it so bad for her to start one?

and you're right, my bad for misinterpreting it.
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#381 - kijajouteh (10/30/2015) [-]
a thousand flies eat poop, a thousand flies aren't wrong
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#383 - superanonymouspers (10/30/2015) [-]
Not sure where you're going with this.
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#389 - kijajouteh (10/30/2015) [-]
i have a scat fetish is what im saying
#393 - superanonymouspers (10/30/2015) [-]
#285 - That's saying it's her choice to have a penis, and I shouldn't…  [+] (7 new replies) 10/29/2015 on My Patreon! (Holy shit!) 0
#289 - superanonymouspers (10/29/2015) [-]
This and that are two different things. One is an internet link that you can choose not to click and can simply click the next button to no longer see.

The other sexual harassment.

If she were spamming the site and posting it on every one of her comments, then yeah people would have a reason to be upset.

But it's one picture. one link. das it.
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#291 - kijajouteh (10/29/2015) [-]
1000 starts with one man. And it was a metaphor, you can't take it literally.
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#378 - superanonymouspers (10/29/2015) [-]
Everyone's doing a patreon nowadays though, why's it so bad for her to start one?

and you're right, my bad for misinterpreting it.
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#381 - kijajouteh (10/30/2015) [-]
a thousand flies eat poop, a thousand flies aren't wrong
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#383 - superanonymouspers (10/30/2015) [-]
Not sure where you're going with this.
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#389 - kijajouteh (10/30/2015) [-]
i have a scat fetish is what im saying
#393 - superanonymouspers (10/30/2015) [-]
#557 - Still, begging for money on FJ. Get your 3edgy5me comics outta here.  [+] (1 new reply) 10/29/2015 on soule's profile 0
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#558 - soule (10/29/2015) [-]
I'll do as I please, thanks.
#539 - "I'm tired of this community all you guys ever do is be m…  [+] (3 new replies) 10/29/2015 on soule's profile 0
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#548 - soule (10/29/2015) [-]
No one's mean about my comics.

And most of my artwork isn't FJ related. I also have a degree.

So... Nice try.
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#557 - kijajouteh (10/29/2015) [-]
Still, begging for money on FJ. Get your 3edgy5me comics outta here.
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#558 - soule (10/29/2015) [-]
I'll do as I please, thanks.
#152 - itsthetie makes comics that blows her's out of the water, does…  [+] (10 new replies) 10/29/2015 on My Patreon! (Holy shit!) +1
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#163 - superanonymouspers (10/29/2015) [-]
That's his choice man. She decided she wants a patreon, whether it does well or not isn't really up to her.

Just like I said, you're not obligated to donate, she's not saying "donate or i'm going to kill myself."

it's just there. Not hurting you
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#285 - kijajouteh (10/29/2015) [-]
That's saying it's her choice to have a penis, and I shouldn't complain when she shoves it in my face.

inb4 dickgirl fetish
#289 - superanonymouspers (10/29/2015) [-]
This and that are two different things. One is an internet link that you can choose not to click and can simply click the next button to no longer see.

The other sexual harassment.

If she were spamming the site and posting it on every one of her comments, then yeah people would have a reason to be upset.

But it's one picture. one link. das it.
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#291 - kijajouteh (10/29/2015) [-]
1000 starts with one man. And it was a metaphor, you can't take it literally.
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#378 - superanonymouspers (10/29/2015) [-]
Everyone's doing a patreon nowadays though, why's it so bad for her to start one?

and you're right, my bad for misinterpreting it.
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#381 - kijajouteh (10/30/2015) [-]
a thousand flies eat poop, a thousand flies aren't wrong
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#383 - superanonymouspers (10/30/2015) [-]
Not sure where you're going with this.
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#389 - kijajouteh (10/30/2015) [-]
i have a scat fetish is what im saying
#393 - superanonymouspers (10/30/2015) [-]
#179 - xgolgothax (10/29/2015) [-]
I'll not be donating to charity today.