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#49 - Stumped even! 09/04/2015 on peekaboo +1
#20 - Oh ****! Princess Eilonwy  [+] (1 reply) 08/21/2015 on WHO DREW THIS. +33
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#129 - fishhitler (08/22/2015) [-]
Books were better
#252 - This is my bae. There are many like him but this one is m…  [+] (2 replies) 08/20/2015 on Let FJ rate your gf / bf 0
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#300 - jellyroller (08/21/2015) [-]
>not wearing socks with sandals 0/10
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#263 - brucieblue (08/21/2015) [-]
I just think he needs a bigger shirt. Those shoulders look too tight.
#6 - Sickness? Don't even get me started on sickness! Why …  [+] (4 replies) 08/20/2015 on Fun drunk game +9
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#11 - velutluna (08/20/2015) [-]
Bugs? Don't get me started on bugs!!

Every damn summer got mosquitoes bitin people and possibly infecting them. Ants everywhere too, eatin all the damn jelly. Got moths and fireflies killin themselves on my porch light. Roaches and Palmetto bugs won't fuckin die. Those things will survive a nuclear bomb, you know.
#13 - niggerponies (08/21/2015) [-]
Summer? Don't get me started on Summer.

It's horrible! Not only am I constantly hot and sweaty, but everyone around me (who are also hot and sweaty) wants to act like it's the best thing ever!
"Oh isn't the weather so lovely today?!"
"No, Karen, you insignificant little cockstain, it's not lovely! My eyes hurt because of how fucking bright it is, I had to get the tube to work today crammed in with a hundred other sweaty commuters, only to get here and but shoved in to an office block with no fucking air conditioning. Not my idea of lovely Karen."
The worst of it is that there's just so much pressure to have fun! All of these people going out and having a good time, that I actually feel like a bad person for not going and doing something fun myself! I feel like I'm wasting my time having fun playing games and such, even though at any other time of the year I don't give it a second thought. Of course, though, it's fucking summer! And when it's fucking summer and fuck knows it's fucking hot as fucking fuck outside, everyfuckingcunt needs to be fucking having the best fucking time of their fucking life!
Makes me sick.
#29 - peterdivine (08/21/2015) [-]
Cockstains! Don't get me started on cockstains.

I once masturbated so hard I was bleeding and the mess was so bad it seeped straight through a comforter, a blanket, two sheets, and a bed pad to soak the mattress. That's not even mentioning the pillows, holy cra-

Where'd everyone go?
#30 - meepleep (08/21/2015) [-]
Worms? I HATE WORMS! THEY DRIVE ME CRAZY! I doubt anyone will get that reference, it might be a local thing
#20 - Did you film this in a wind tunnel?  [+] (6 replies) 08/20/2015 on 515-808-2362 -31
#164 - anon (10/28/2015) [-]
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#82 - hankhillofthe (08/20/2015) [-]
It's summer and I use an air conditioner

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#129 - christinarenee (08/21/2015) [-]
wtf why did the number work for you and not me
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#130 - hankhillofthe (08/21/2015) [-]
It worked earlier, but not now.
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#99 - wrpen (08/21/2015) [-]
Is the number down? It just says Try Again when I call it.
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#29 - avocadomessiah (08/20/2015) [-]
no hank did