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kieranbaker

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Personal Info
Gender: male
Age: 24
Youtube Channel: Kieranboy123
Consoles Owned: Xbox 360
Video Games Played: Halo, Minecraft, CoD, BF3
X-box Gamertag: A Nordic
Interests: many things
Date Signed Up:12/30/2009
Last Login:3/31/2015
Location:Oslo Norway Sammamish WA USA
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Content Ranking:#6697
Comment Ranking:#2992
Highest Content Rank:#685
Highest Comment Rank:#114
Content Thumbs: 14436 total,  17295 ,  2859
Comment Thumbs: 17054 total,  22238 ,  5184
Content Level Progress: 41.1% (411/1000)
Level 214 Content: Comedic Genius → Level 215 Content: Comedic Genius
Comment Level Progress: 95.1% (951/1000)
Level 315 Comments: Wizard → Level 316 Comments: Wizard
Subscribers:67
Content Views:275088
Times Content Favorited:943 times
Total Comments Made:6110
FJ Points:5973
Favorite Tags: norway (10) | satw (9) | pony (6) | denmark (5) | FJ (5) | pedobear (5) | admin (4) | Archaic rap (4) | comic (4) | funny (4) | nipples (4) | troll (4) | comics (3) | comp (3) | Halo (3) | humon (3) | meme (3) | pedo (3) | sweden (3) | thumb party for  (3)
This account has 2 Owners
Leif Errickson: Official satw poster on FJ. I will post funny content when I feel like it. but as soon as a new satw comes out POST ALL THE COMICS. I live with my sister in Oslo Norway. I got married on Dec 7th 2011. the age on this account is my age not Kieran's.
Kieran Baker: I started this account with Leif and I was mostly in it for the Lulz but now I will come out of hiding.


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#68 - now you see, there's the problem. the first buildings had been…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/25/2015 on Steel Beams +1
User avatar #75 - theluppijackal (02/26/2015) [-]
>>#73,
#22 - Now what kind of liquid were they suspended in, obviously they…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/25/2015 on Cool Science Man! 0
User avatar #28 - etfhan (02/26/2015) [-]
I am pretty sure the liquid is not super specific. Honestly I let my kab partner prepare the solution while I was smoking a cig outside.

It jyjust cant be too thick id guess.
#12 - Can someone please explain to me what is so damn special about…  [+] (5 new replies) 02/25/2015 on Fresh Off the Boat +4
#59 - anonymous (02/26/2015) [-]
i personally like their design, just like some peeps might like rockin boat shoes or whatever idk
User avatar #58 - digitalfruit (02/26/2015) [-]
It's just fashion, ain't gotta explain shit Seriously though, it's the same shit as every other fad accentuated by urban pop-culture. Like Beats by Dre. You could get a headset/ear buds of just the same quality or better for less money, but then you don't have Beats.
#18 - kingkaga (02/25/2015) [-]
Status symbol in the nigra community, seems like they're worn more for fashion than sport now.
...I'm still trying to figure out why actually, my nigger-indoctrinated sister bought me a pair, had to look up why they're considered so valuable, something to do with michael jordan(obviously) and the shoes representing a movement
User avatar #19 - kieranbaker (02/26/2015) [-]
actually had to think for a second when you said "nigra" community. actually thought you were talking about the country of Niger.
#20 - stephenfauster (02/26/2015) [-]
You thought that Jordan shoes would have anything to do with an up-and-coming respectable society? For shame.
#33 - < when I discovered pinecest 02/24/2015 on Discovering Pinecest +2
#289 - Ja sure and I have an average sized penis 02/23/2015 on The truth. 0
#53 - Joshlol get your tight pick butt in here and explain yourself …  [+] (4 new replies) 02/23/2015 on Something is fucky +1
User avatar #61 - beastkenten (02/23/2015) [-]
they are two different people. she at one point got perma banned, so i doubt a mod banned himself and argued with himself
User avatar #114 - ttallonn (02/23/2015) [-]
I have her on skype, it was funny listening to her bitch about being banned
User avatar #116 - beastkenten (02/23/2015) [-]
you think thats funny, she blamed me for her ban and cussed me out on skype
User avatar #118 - ttallonn (02/23/2015) [-]
bitching after being banned after posting on nsfw when shes 14
#84 - The back of Chinooks look like scared frogs. Enjoy watchin… 02/23/2015 on SAS Fact Compilation +3
#54 - A person can be reasoned and argued with, people are short-tem… 02/23/2015 on The public suck +7
#31 - Franku mentioned swell with pusi 02/19/2015 on What could she be listening... 0
#347 - just got back from work 02/19/2015 on USA FJers, why aren't you... 0
#96 - I have noticed that FJ is getting slightly more "passive … 02/16/2015 on oppression 0
#659 - Remember what Papa-Franku said boys...looks like we gotta put … 02/16/2015 on You wake up & FJ is dead 0
#8 - 50 Shades of Pusi 02/15/2015 on Fifty Shades of Filthy +1
#289 - Picture 02/14/2015 on Post your favorite gif +2
#36 - Rain mentioned Swell with Seattle 02/13/2015 on (untitled) +2
#50 - How has Obamacare been a disaster? Also he ended the was i… 02/13/2015 on Obama -1
#4 - Picture 02/13/2015 on /b/tard explains Amanda Todd 0
#52 - I'll believe those stupid "real beauty" campaigns wh… 02/12/2015 on The difference between Dove... 0
#14 - Ja 02/11/2015 on sick days 0
#10 - I am literally looking at it right now on the front page sideb…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/11/2015 on sick days 0
#13 - anonymous (02/11/2015) [-]
You do know who you are talking about, right?
User avatar #14 - kieranbaker (02/11/2015) [-]
Ja
#20 - Well **** my nipples and call me aunt Jemimah, did some… 02/11/2015 on her true self 0
#39 - Girls falls in love with him and will do anything to please hi… 02/11/2015 on Yuki kuuuun +1
#95 - I was expecting him to say "Dank memes" 02/11/2015 on (untitled) +7
#47 - Fun fact that is in the old testament but in the new testament…  [+] (4 new replies) 02/08/2015 on You shall not tattoo yourself +3
#62 - NereidALbel (02/08/2015) [-]
Fun fact, Jesus says NOT to ignore the Old Testament, and you're going directly to Hell if you do!

1) “For truly, I say to you, till heaven and earth pass away, not an iota, not a dot, will pass the law until all is accomplished. Whoever then relaxes one of the least of these commandments and teaches men so, shall be called least in the kingdom of heaven; but he who does them and teaches them shall be called great in the kingdom of heaven.” (Matthew 5:18-19 RSV) Clearly the Old Testament is to be abided by until the end of human existence itself. None other then Jesus said so.

2) All of the vicious Old Testament laws will be binding forever. "It is easier for Heaven and Earth to pass away than for the smallest part of the letter of the law to become invalid." (Luke 16:17 NAB)

3) Jesus strongly approves of the law and the prophets. He hasn’t the slightest objection to the cruelties of the Old Testament. "Do not think that I have come to abolish the law or the prophets. I have come not to abolish but to fulfill. Amen, I say to you, until heaven and earth pass away, not the smallest part or the smallest part of a letter will pass from the law, until all things have taken place." (Matthew 5:17 NAB)

3b) "All scripture is inspired by God and is useful for teaching, for refutation, for correction, and for training in righteousness..." (2 Timothy 3:16 NAB)

3c) "Know this first of all, that there is no prophecy of scripture that is a matter of personal interpretation, for no prophecy ever came through human will; but rather human beings moved by the holy Spirit spoke under the influence of God." (2 Peter 20-21 NAB)

4) Jesus criticizes the Jews for not killing their disobedient children according to Old Testament law. Mark.7:9-13 "Whoever curses father or mother shall die" (Mark 7:10 NAB)

5) Jesus is criticized by the Pharisees for not washing his hands before eating. He defends himself by attacking them for not killing disobedient children according to the commandment: “He that curseth father or mother, let him die the death.” (Matthew 15:4-7)

6) Jesus has a punishment even worse than his father concerning adultery: God said the act of adultery was punishable by death. Jesus says looking with lust is the same thing and you should gouge your eye out, better a part, than the whole. The punishment under Jesus is an eternity in Hell. (Matthew 5:27)

7) Peter says that all slaves should “be subject to [their] masters with all fear,” to the bad and cruel as well as the “good and gentle.” This is merely an echo of the same slavery commands in the Old Testament. 1 Peter 2:18

8) “Did not Moses give you the law, and yet none of you keepeth the law" (John7:19) and “For the law was given by Moses,..." (John 1:17).

9) “...the scripture cannot be broken.” --Jesus Christ, John 10:35
User avatar #100 - tyrson (02/08/2015) [-]
Gotta' love all the contradictory rules between the OT and NT.
For example, I'm pretty sure Jesus would not have advocated for the stoning of adulterers.
#111 - NereidALbel (02/08/2015) [-]
Dunno, he did say you should cut off your hands and gouge out your eyes if they lead you to sin...
User avatar #54 - guardianatreyu (02/08/2015) [-]
This is what every fucker forgets.
#15 - I know that HPV affects both genders, I got the HPV vaccines a… 02/08/2015 on freedom eagle gun murica 0

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User avatar #1 - roflstorm (08/04/2014) [-]
5 year old account and NO comments?

Christ, youre old.....
User avatar #2 to #1 - kieranbaker (08/04/2014) [-]
I used to have more, but last time FJ had a big update they all got deleted.
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