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kibbleking

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Gender: male
Age: 113
Facebook Profile: Fuck you man I don't use Facebook
Youtube Channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCaTVLdaJvV2TmcZKp
Steam Profile: http://steamcommunity.com/id/Fuckyoujarjarbinx/
Consoles Owned: PC Gaymen Mustard Rice
Video Games Played: KSP Warthunder Diablo AC TheElderScrolls CivilizationV SCPContainmentBreach Portal2 Minecraft MonsterHunterTri LANoire FTL Payday2 Planetside2 Fallout ChivalryMW+DW MoonbaseAlpha ORION SniperEliteV2 TF2 Unturned GarrysMod HL2 HL2:LC Dota2 Warframe
X-box Gamertag: shity graphics m8
PSN: Shitty frame r8 m8
Interests: Science, Piecharts, ur mum
Date Signed Up:4/29/2012
Last Login:7/03/2015
Location:Arkansas motherfucker
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#825 - **kibbleking used "*roll picture*"** **kibbleking rolled image ** 2 hours ago on You have to eat what you... 0
#6987 - Why were you lurking on my profile?  [+] (1 new reply) 2 hours ago on tonytails's profile 0
User avatar #6988 - tonytails (2 hours ago) [-]
boyfriend said he said something to you, so i went to your profile to see.
now, shoo.
#189 - Do it.  [+] (1 new reply) 2 hours ago on kibbleking's profile 0
User avatar #190 - bronywiseman (2 hours ago) [-]
I have no reason to, you haven't done anything.

I regret getting so angry and I guarantee it will not happen again.
I have to remember only that you are a troll, and that nothing you say is legitimate.
#187 - If your girlfriend 'does something to herself,' whaddya gonna …  [+] (3 new replies) 3 hours ago on kibbleking's profile 0
User avatar #188 - bronywiseman (3 hours ago) [-]
I'll find out who you are, and where you live.
And I will inform the authorities, and you will be put into jail.

Instigating suicide is not taken lightly by the justice system.
#189 - kibbleking (2 hours ago) [-]
Do it.
User avatar #190 - bronywiseman (2 hours ago) [-]
I have no reason to, you haven't done anything.

I regret getting so angry and I guarantee it will not happen again.
I have to remember only that you are a troll, and that nothing you say is legitimate.
#1153 - Here, lemme just post my social security number, too! 3 hours ago on Selfie time, it's been a while 0
#2140 - **kibbleking used "*roll rpg name*"** **kibbleking rolls Argul** 3 hours ago on What's your RPG name? 0
#185 - That would offend me. Oh wait it's the internet. And I'm n…  [+] (5 new replies) 3 hours ago on kibbleking's profile 0
User avatar #186 - bronywiseman (3 hours ago) [-]
Yes you fucking are, don't lie to me.
No-one is actually that fucking retarded.

Be a fucking funny troll.
Link people to John Cena, or write twist ending greentexts, grow some fucking originality.
Stop with the shitty fucking edgy bullshit, and actually do something.

Make your own work instead of spewing cheap ripoffs of half-successful people.
#187 - kibbleking (3 hours ago) [-]
If your girlfriend 'does something to herself,' whaddya gonna do?
You gonna link my facebook to funnyjunk, or is so called 'making my life a living hell' condemned to relentless harassment on funnyjunk which is, by the way, not my entire life, as you'd clearly like to think?
User avatar #188 - bronywiseman (3 hours ago) [-]
I'll find out who you are, and where you live.
And I will inform the authorities, and you will be put into jail.

Instigating suicide is not taken lightly by the justice system.
#189 - kibbleking (2 hours ago) [-]
Do it.
User avatar #190 - bronywiseman (2 hours ago) [-]
I have no reason to, you haven't done anything.

I regret getting so angry and I guarantee it will not happen again.
I have to remember only that you are a troll, and that nothing you say is legitimate.
#15 - Remember; trying to stop them is racist. 3 hours ago on Walmart Bans Confederate... +2
#97 - Look at the comment left on my profile and i'll let you gauge … 3 hours ago on straightpride's profile 0
#183 - >brony >girlfriend  [+] (7 new replies) 3 hours ago on kibbleking's profile 0
User avatar #184 - bronywiseman (3 hours ago) [-]
You think I'm fucking joking with you?
You think this is some plan to make you look like an asshole?
I am serious.
No jokes, no funny ponies.

Boyfriend, girlfriend.
Whatever you want to call my significant other, and hopefully life partner.
Tony's trans, which is one of the major reasons she's suicidal.

It's not funny to threaten people.
It's not clever, or annoying.
It is cruel, and you could honestly kill someone.
I know that she wouldn't hesitate to do so if you had told her that before she met me.
I will be the only one who remembers you when you drop dead.
And I won't be doing it fondly.

People remember trolls because they're funny.
You aren't.
No personality, or originality.
You just copy and paste what everyone else does.
#185 - kibbleking (3 hours ago) [-]
That would offend me.
Oh wait it's the internet. And I'm not trolling.
Whatcha gonna do? You gonna ddos me? You gonna come to my house and throw eggs at it?
User avatar #186 - bronywiseman (3 hours ago) [-]
Yes you fucking are, don't lie to me.
No-one is actually that fucking retarded.

Be a fucking funny troll.
Link people to John Cena, or write twist ending greentexts, grow some fucking originality.
Stop with the shitty fucking edgy bullshit, and actually do something.

Make your own work instead of spewing cheap ripoffs of half-successful people.
#187 - kibbleking (3 hours ago) [-]
If your girlfriend 'does something to herself,' whaddya gonna do?
You gonna link my facebook to funnyjunk, or is so called 'making my life a living hell' condemned to relentless harassment on funnyjunk which is, by the way, not my entire life, as you'd clearly like to think?
User avatar #188 - bronywiseman (3 hours ago) [-]
I'll find out who you are, and where you live.
And I will inform the authorities, and you will be put into jail.

Instigating suicide is not taken lightly by the justice system.
#189 - kibbleking (2 hours ago) [-]
Do it.
User avatar #190 - bronywiseman (2 hours ago) [-]
I have no reason to, you haven't done anything.

I regret getting so angry and I guarantee it will not happen again.
I have to remember only that you are a troll, and that nothing you say is legitimate.

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#182 - bronywiseman (3 hours ago) [-]
Alright, we get it asshole, you're american, you hate anime, you hate ponies.
Now shut your ******* whore mouth before I grab your jaw and twist it.

You can sling **** all ******* day long.
You can "you belong in thu trash" and " **** u weeb" all you ******* please.
You can ******** to your lifeless, black heart's content.

But don't you god damn dare people to kill themselves.
You don't know what the **** they've been through, or what's going through their mind.
For all you know they could be coming to funnyjunk to see something funny, and hopefully keep from commiting suicide.

Tonytail is my girlfriend and you've crossed a ******* line.
She has attempted suicide before.
I'm trying to fix her, and help her through these depressed thoughts, and I don't need some dickhead like you ******* it up.
You're not trolling some forum, or pissing off some random jerk, you're playing with lives.
Her life.
MY life.
And I swear to god if she does anything to herself, I will make your life a living ******* hell.

Your mindless *********** is doing nothing.
Your children will look back on you and see that you have done nothing.
Do the goddamn world a favor. Close funnyjunk, turn off your computer, and do something useful.
#183 to #182 - kibbleking (3 hours ago) [-]
>brony
>girlfriend
User avatar #184 to #183 - bronywiseman (3 hours ago) [-]
You think I'm ******* joking with you?
You think this is some plan to make you look like an asshole?
I am serious.
No jokes, no funny ponies.

Boyfriend, girlfriend.
Whatever you want to call my significant other, and hopefully life partner.
Tony's trans, which is one of the major reasons she's suicidal.

It's not funny to threaten people.
It's not clever, or annoying.
It is cruel, and you could honestly kill someone.
I know that she wouldn't hesitate to do so if you had told her that before she met me.
I will be the only one who remembers you when you drop dead.
And I won't be doing it fondly.

People remember trolls because they're funny.
You aren't.
No personality, or originality.
You just copy and paste what everyone else does.
#185 to #184 - kibbleking (3 hours ago) [-]
That would offend me.
Oh wait it's the internet. And I'm not trolling.
Whatcha gonna do? You gonna ddos me? You gonna come to my house and throw eggs at it?
User avatar #186 to #185 - bronywiseman (3 hours ago) [-]
Yes you ******* are, don't lie to me.
No-one is actually that ******* retarded.

Be a ******* funny troll.
Link people to John Cena, or write twist ending greentexts, grow some ******* originality.
Stop with the ****** ******* edgy ******** , and actually do something.

Make your own work instead of spewing cheap ripoffs of half-successful people.
#187 to #186 - kibbleking (3 hours ago) [-]
If your girlfriend 'does something to herself,' whaddya gonna do?
You gonna link my facebook to funnyjunk, or is so called 'making my life a living hell' condemned to relentless harassment on funnyjunk which is, by the way, not my entire life, as you'd clearly like to think?
User avatar #188 to #187 - bronywiseman (3 hours ago) [-]
I'll find out who you are, and where you live.
And I will inform the authorities, and you will be put into jail.

Instigating suicide is not taken lightly by the justice system.
User avatar #190 to #189 - bronywiseman (2 hours ago) [-]
I have no reason to, you haven't done anything.

I regret getting so angry and I guarantee it will not happen again.
I have to remember only that you are a troll, and that nothing you say is legitimate.
#177 - straightpride (07/02/2015) [-]
/2nd+amendment+101/movies/5601266/

I thought you would like this

Say something ebin and I'll give u that sticky :^)
User avatar #178 to #177 - kibbleking (07/02/2015) [-]
thanks based officer wilson
#179 to #178 - straightpride (07/02/2015) [-]
I'm going to let the post get a little momentum before I resticky ur comment.

I can't getting radical right off the bat or it won't hit front page. Don't worry tho, U will get ur due thumbs
User avatar #180 to #179 - kibbleking (07/02/2015) [-]
That's damn smart
#181 to #180 - straightpride (20 hours ago) [-]
I had the comment stickied for a good few hours

you should stay on the top comment. If not, I will sticky it again.
#174 - straightpride (07/01/2015) [-]
What was that green text?

Howtostrokeabook deleted the thread for me
User avatar #175 to #174 - kibbleking (07/01/2015) [-]
This happened a few weeks ago
>on first class flight to Reagan National Airport in DC
>taking a while to land, plane has to follow river because of ******* laws
>lady six seats behind me in peasant class stands up and gets in the aisle while the seatbelt light is on cuz landing
>flight attendant frantic, demands she sit back down and rushes at her
>lady strains out "Wha- what's going ooooon?"
>flight attendant gets her back in the seat, goes back up to front of plane
>start hearing mumbling, think it's my imagination
>It's the lady
>she starts yelling louder at the flight attendant "FACK YOU YOU BATCH" and continues to scream at her while standing in the aisle
>flight attendant runs frantically at her again, gets her back in the seat
>announces not to leave seat when we've landed
>security comes on board, arrests her. on her way out she falls into my seat
>when waiting outside the gate for my stuff lady is being questioned by the security
turns out she was absolutely ******* wasted.
#176 to #175 - straightpride (07/01/2015) [-]
******* lol

Those little Skyy Vodka bottles really do pack a punch
#172 - straightpride (07/01/2015) [-]
2 based for me
User avatar #173 to #172 - kibbleking (07/01/2015) [-]
thanks m8
User avatar #171 - thefancymudkip (06/15/2015) [-]
no one likes you either
#169 - skyrimdovah (06/11/2015) [-]
You thumbed down my comment, I'll thumb down your life.
#170 to #169 - kibbleking (06/11/2015) [-]
plz no i soz
#168 - skyrimdovah has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #166 - bronywiseman (06/02/2015) [-]
Don't try that **** again.
#167 to #166 - kibbleking (06/02/2015) [-]
The Thalmor. They stirred up trouble here. Forced us to divert needed resources and throw away good soldiers quelling this rebellion.
User avatar #157 - damping (05/24/2015) [-]
Remember. Red thumbs mean you are doing it right.
#158 to #157 - kibbleking (05/24/2015) [-]
Why are they all anti-American? Is it supposed to be cool to hate on what they know is better than them?
User avatar #161 to #158 - damping (05/24/2015) [-]
The best way I can explain it is comparing the US to LeBron James. LeBron gets a lot of hate, but he is undoubtedly the best player in the world. They hate him because he is good.

And in the same way, LeBron is not the best rebounder, the best scorer, the best shooter, the best defender, or the best passer, but he is top 15 in all these categories, much like the US. And the combination of all his attributes make him the best in the world. Europeans might like to point out that the US is not number 1 in everything, but that doesn't mean we are not the best.

Europeans are haters, plain and simple.
User avatar #159 to #158 - damping (05/24/2015) [-]
Europeans are insecure. They get told their entire lives that they are the greatest continent. Then they go on the internet and realize how wrong they are.
#165 to #159 - rageblade (05/25/2015) [-]
and thats worse than americans being told their entire lives theyre the best, having every other country tell them theyre wrong and they just ignore every non-american opinion and keep telling themselves "america da best"?
User avatar #160 to #159 - kibbleking (05/24/2015) [-]
Same thing seems to happen with quite a few Canadians, too.
Tell you what, I moved to Germany from California when I was six. Turned out my dad was cheating, so we left Germany. Close call.
User avatar #162 to #160 - damping (05/24/2015) [-]
Also if you want to avoid red thumbs, make sure you comment when Eurofags are asleep.
User avatar #163 to #162 - kibbleking (05/24/2015) [-]
What if I'm targeting Europoors?
User avatar #164 to #163 - damping (05/24/2015) [-]
Reply after 4 pm eastern.

Or just take the red thumbs.
#154 to #153 - kibbleking (05/06/2015) [-]
bronywiseman put you up to this, didn't he? DIDN'T HE?
#155 to #154 - mvtjets (05/06/2015) [-]
Nah I just wanted to see you overreact to a picture of a colored horse like usual :^)
User avatar #151 to #150 - kibbleking (04/24/2015) [-]
Thanks based Patriot!
#146 - damping (04/24/2015) [-]
I got some new pictures for you.
User avatar #145 - kibbleking (04/21/2015) [-]
solidderking why am I blocked mah ***** ?
User avatar #144 - kibbleking (04/20/2015) [-]
А ну, чики-брики и в дамки!
User avatar #143 - ashfur (04/19/2015) [-]
OK I will leave that there.
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#135 - ashfur (04/12/2015) [-]
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