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#48 - MFW 3 more days 05/20/2016 on the ride never ends. 0
#28 - Blizzard needs to contact Disney and make this skin happen  [+] (2 new replies) 05/14/2016 on You got a friend at high noon +3
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#38 - Tyranitar (05/14/2016) [-]
Unfortunately, they'd never approve of a guy dressed as one of their characters walking around shooting people in the head.
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#30 - custodien (05/14/2016) [-]
Or just something just legally distinct enough. Right in the fair use/ parody area.
#69 - Picture 05/01/2016 on Agony +13
#308 - R9 390 reporting in! PS: GameWorks is cancer to PC g…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/02/2016 on Graphics Cards 0
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#344 - magmon (04/03/2016) [-]
R7 370, AMD for lief brother.
#70 - OMG 01/14/2016 on OMG 0
#70 - relevant  [+] (15 new replies) 01/03/2016 on Progress!...lol +7
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#119 - deviousdanish (01/04/2016) [-]
The egg wasn't banned to protect anyone, that's the lie. It's banned similar things were undercutting toy companies during the Great Depression and the toy companies lobbied the government to have them banned.
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#106 - feelythefeel (01/03/2016) [-]
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#94 - guanyu (01/03/2016) [-]
It's all about context.
The egg is specifically made to be given to, and used by children and is, thus, more likely to cause harm than an automatic rifle, which is not specifically made to be given to, and used by children.
#101 - anon (01/03/2016) [-]
the fact that american kids cannot unwrap a chocolate egg, and eat it safely blows my mind.

My kids at 3 could safely eat a kinder suprise. You dont have to be a genius to unwrap it.
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#99 - fuccthedevil (01/03/2016) [-]
But you can't simply ignore the fact that there are irresponsible gun owners out there who leave their guns laying around for their kids to grab.

No, I'm not saying that all gun owners are lazy or irresponsible.
No, I'm not against gun ownership.

But there really needs to be better screening into this stuff. Like there needs to be some sort of thing like how adoption agencies do it, and have someone visit your home before you can buy a gun.
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#96 - infinitereaper (01/03/2016) [-]
or maybe European kids aren't huge dumb asses?
America coddles and fucking paints 1000 illusions to kids, so that they have no idea what reality actually is, and end up stupid as fuck, near illiterate and completely out of touch with actuality
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#95 - ninesundev (01/03/2016) [-]
There are weapons specially made for children. Some of them with a Hello Kitty weapon skin. Your argument is invalid.
#98 - guanyu (01/03/2016) [-]
please tell me that's a lie
#100 - ninesundev (01/03/2016) [-]
I am not sure.
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#102 - guanyu (01/03/2016) [-]
Oooh, you mean the plastic ones.
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#103 - ninesundev (01/03/2016) [-]
.22 ones yes. If you want to go bigger just search for "hello kitty weapon painting"
#90 - asotil (01/03/2016) [-]
Well maybe if that little shit's nonexistent parents taught her some FUCKING TRIGGER DISCIPLINE, WE WOULDN'T HAVE A PROBLEM
#74 - sherlockbatman (01/03/2016) [-]
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that's stupid, it's fucking both. kids aren't allowed to have automatic rifles in america. shotgun or hunting rifle, those are their options. you have to be 21 to get a gun like that

and America has a lot of very specific, obscure, banned foods that big snack companies somehow worked into actual laws. it's weird but at least there aren't cameras and mosques everywhere
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#77 - claddata (01/03/2016) [-]
Relevant roll Not that I'm disagreeing with you.
#120 - Picture 11/10/2015 on Watch till end +2
#81 - please don't associate people who enjoy watching anime to actu… 11/10/2015 on Dank Anime Weebms Part 28 +1
#128 - so much plot! 11/01/2015 on The black belt in.. karate? 0
#49 - Picture 10/16/2015 on Boop 0
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