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#39 - No. Yes, but you need mods. You only need to paint w…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/28/2016 on cleanse the filth 0
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#52 - catburglarpenis (05/28/2016) [-]
So you can find Shaun without hints being Orange or Brown.
#8 - #weshouldhaveboughtSaabInstead 05/28/2016 on F-35 +3
#900 - Could be worse, at least one of us is handsome 05/28/2016 on Roll for your new girlfriend 0
#899 - **keyoke used "*roll picture*"** **keyoke rolled image **  [+] (1 new reply) 05/28/2016 on Roll for your new girlfriend 0
#900 - keyoke (05/28/2016) [-]
Could be worse, at least one of us is handsome
#26 - Cause Fallout 4 is **** and NV was great?  [+] (5 new replies) 05/28/2016 on cleanse the filth +2
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#37 - catburglarpenis (05/28/2016) [-]
HEY

Can you build a town in NV?

Can you fuck a robot?

Can you paint with all the colors of the wind?
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#46 - whiplasher (05/28/2016) [-]
HEY

Can you experience a decent storyline in FO4?

Can you have non-retarded dialogue?

Can you get fucked in the ass by a robot?
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#51 - catburglarpenis (05/28/2016) [-]
Fisto. All you had to say was Fisto. Forgot about him. I'll retract all my previous statements.
#39 - keyoke (05/28/2016) [-]
No.
Yes, but you need mods.
You only need to paint with the blood of your enemies. Why do you want other colours?
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#52 - catburglarpenis (05/28/2016) [-]
So you can find Shaun without hints being Orange or Brown.
#90 - Dude. There are hundreds of quest mods if you want more conten… 05/06/2016 on hese new Skyrim mods is... +1
#244 - I guess you could hit with the back edge, and use it as a very…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/03/2016 on raifu 0
#256 - drewjitsu (05/03/2016) [-]
Nope. The metal was brittle, sword would fracture. That's why they folded it so many times.
#154 - You people know that a Katana is a sidearm optimized for killi…  [+] (10 new replies) 05/03/2016 on raifu +1
#249 - mangostormlegend (05/03/2016) [-]
Speaking of trout...
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#161 - MrMustacho (05/03/2016) [-]
very?
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#156 - testaburger (05/03/2016) [-]
I'd wager that a trout is better against armored opponents, as it's less likely to fucking shatter on impact.

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#194 - nickelakon (05/03/2016) [-]
Let me guess, your also one of those people who think that video where they attach the katana to two supports that allow zero movement and slash down with a longsword was a fair test?
I don't even really like Katanas, my stance on them is very similar to Skallagrim's.
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#235 - testaburger (05/03/2016) [-]
No no, that test is retarded.
But Katanas are useless against armor. They're exclusively used against soft targets.
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#267 - nickelakon (05/04/2016) [-]
*even in
#266 - nickelakon (05/04/2016) [-]
And hell
Even Europe armor was for the rich
Some of the foot soldiers would be lucky to have Gamebson, and if they were luckier they might have some shoulder armor
#265 - nickelakon (05/04/2016) [-]
Neither do European Swords though
Why do you think half sowrding was used? For the fun of it?
No, it was because you couldn't cut through armor, you either had to use your sword as a bludgeon by holding it by the blade and slamming the hilt into your opponent, or hold the end of the sword to accurately stab between the plates.
The same thing would apply to the katana, It isn't going to slash through armor, so you go for the weak spots.
The scaled nature of most asian armor meant you had to stab up into the scaled parts.
The armor is also very curvaceous, meaning ot was good at deflecting forceful slashes.
The weak points were the inner limbs and joints of course, the same could be said of most European armors
However Asian armor was also much better at defending against bludgeoning. Not that it wouldn't still be effective. Just less so because it was better at spreading the force.
A katana could easily be used against armored foes, it just wouldn't be the same as using any other sword but the objective would be the same as half swording. You'd slash or stab at the weak points
#244 - keyoke (05/03/2016) [-]
I guess you could hit with the back edge, and use it as a very expensive club. Better than a trout, but not much.
#256 - drewjitsu (05/03/2016) [-]
Nope. The metal was brittle, sword would fracture. That's why they folded it so many times.
#90 - That's what they told me In Peterhead when I visited there. &q… 05/02/2016 on Accents 0
#22 - Hehe, there are some encounters that will stomp you even if yo…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/01/2016 on paw-paw Ragnar 0
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#23 - inzix (05/01/2016) [-]
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