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#13 - You should look up the word "hyperbole"  [+] (3 new replies) 07/19/2016 on Tumblrfarian Checks Her... 0
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#15 - catburglarpenis (07/19/2016) [-]
I don't even like regular bowling, hyper bowling would be twice as bad

Blah blah he's just exaggerating blah but I've met more people than not who genuinely lose hope or are genuinely pissed because a vocal minority occupy a website that has mass coverage. It's like the millions of people that refused to go to the beach after Jaws came out regardless of how unlikely it is to actually get attacked by a shark- the more we cover it, the more people genuinely think it's a problem. The only way we combat this is by pointing out that it's not a problem each time it gets covered, which FJ excels at. That's all I'm doing here.
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#16 - catburglarpenis (07/19/2016) [-]
Also >>#8
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#16 - Both your job and girlfriend are non-existent. Just another wa… 07/15/2016 on Job = Relationship +4
#9 - She should have used superglue instead of tape. Less noticeabl… 07/12/2016 on This +43
#4 - Noob Paras isn't even in the shotgun section. 07/10/2016 on Paras ain't fucking around +2
#2 - Fair point. Lol 07/10/2016 on Paras ain't fucking around +5
#41 - Are you even trying anymore?  [+] (2 new replies) 07/08/2016 on Anon is glad 0
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#61 - thisisbait (07/08/2016) [-]
less effort for a greater result
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#58 - hanabro (07/08/2016) [-]
No, so stop giving him attention. No thumbs, no replys. Nothing.
#12 - Comment deleted 07/01/2016 on Godmode enabled +2
#28 - So, what is so great about Top Gear? I never got around to wat…  [+] (5 new replies) 06/29/2016 on The Grand Tour Logo +4
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#40 - HashMap (06/29/2016) [-]
Lately it wasn't that great really. But the earlier seasons were hilarious. Also now they're not bound by political correctness that much (at least I hope so) and have 10 times bigger budget, so it might be a big come back.
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#38 - roflstorm (06/29/2016) [-]
Imagine 3 guys, each one older than the other, moaning and groaning about how their cars suck while simultaneously bragging how much better their car is than the others and how they should have chosen this car instead.

Every so often they do a challenge where they have to buy the cheapest mode of transportation available and then stretch it to its very limits. For example: They bought 3 shitty motorbikes (A Minsk, a cub and a vespa) for the intent that they will ride it 1000 miles (1400 km) across 2 countries. Often to the point of destroying or fatally damaging the vehicle. However, if they break down too many times or cannot fix it, they will be forced to drive/ride the ugliest, most hideous looking yet fully functioning vehicle that i always on stand by.

The banter between the 3 is pretty much half the reason why anyone watches the show. Most of the jokes are based around 1. How shitty the car is. 2. How shitty or magnificent the country is. 3. How old and crusty Clarkson can be. 4. How many different ways you can say how slow May is. 5. How much of a short shit Hammond is.
And if things get too boring, they will try to fuck with each other rigging the radio of one of the cars to blast terrible music or the horn to always honk
General British humour.
Smart people doing dumb things.
Also, beautiful, gorgeous cars.
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#29 - saltyfries (06/29/2016) [-]
It's popular mostly cuz it's involving 3 middle aged guys in a midlife crisis talking about cars. Lots of witty banter, clever jokes, Clarkson being an ass, May being slow, Hammond being short, they do a bunch of challenges in addition to talking about new cars and interviewing British (and occasionally American) actors/actresses. They also rarely interview race car drivers.

This is there own show after Clarkson got fired by the BBC. Personally I think they're better off as BBC has shown to be fucked up.
#57 - totalnotito (06/29/2016) [-]
Dacia Sandero best car
#117 - Actually most knives can't cut through cells because they aren… 06/26/2016 on tri-dagger +3
#17 - Did somebody say Winchester? 06/23/2016 on Time for some WINCESTER COMP! 0

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