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#168 - They fight for freedom of using their tongue (Russian). They f…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/02/2015 on Ukrainian Shitstorm? 0
#169 - zenrath (03/03/2015) [-]
WTF?

"They fight for their tongue"
1. Theyre in ukraine, you dont have mexicans killing americans because they want only spanish. If theyre killing ukrainian speakers, to speak russian, who the neo nazi there then?
2. All Ukrainians speak russian, theres no opposition or complaints there, no matter from where in ukraine you are, you can speak russian. You're clearly a fkn moron if you didnt know that. Ukrainian and russian language is 95% similar, its a dialect.
3. Ukrainians elected their leader, what are you on about? The russian neo-nazi rebel minority are killing and torturing people because their minority didnt win
4.And no Nazi group in ukraine took power, thats a lie, you fkn moron. I think there is one party that is very openly against anything to do with russia, and i think they took 1 seat in parliment, out of 80 or whatever it is. You're a complete fuck head.
#162 - **** you, whole family of my best friend is in Doneck, …  [+] (3 new replies) 02/27/2015 on Ukrainian Shitstorm? 0
#163 - zenrath (02/27/2015) [-]
We've seen so much footage and so much evidence of russian military.
Putin denied taking crimera, said no russian involvement, then after they took it, he admitted to overtaking it.

I wouldnt believe anything russian rebels or russian scum say.
They parade captured ukr soliders in streets, beating them and having the public throw and spit on them. The rebels are monsters, you dont see captured russians and rebels being paraded in kiev or lviv do you? You only hear propaganda bullshit about ukr.

If there are no russians, then tell me, what are the "Rebels" fighting for?
I bet you cant give me a proper answer, right?
you dont know, am i correct?
Thats right, because russia is invading ukraine, not the "rebels"
There is no hate against east ukraine or russian speakers, everyone in ukraine has relatives in russia, it wouldnt even make sense.

So even if your story is true, and you have a friend whose dad is part of the rebels, and he denies it all, then he must be one of those faggots who strips down unarmed young soldiers and tortures them for his own pleasure, probably getting an erection at the same time, because hes fucked in the head.
#168 - ketiw (03/02/2015) [-]
They fight for freedom of using their tongue (Russian). They fight for right to elect whoever the want. They fight against Ultra Nazi party (Right wing) that took power after the coup.
#169 - zenrath (03/03/2015) [-]
WTF?

"They fight for their tongue"
1. Theyre in ukraine, you dont have mexicans killing americans because they want only spanish. If theyre killing ukrainian speakers, to speak russian, who the neo nazi there then?
2. All Ukrainians speak russian, theres no opposition or complaints there, no matter from where in ukraine you are, you can speak russian. You're clearly a fkn moron if you didnt know that. Ukrainian and russian language is 95% similar, its a dialect.
3. Ukrainians elected their leader, what are you on about? The russian neo-nazi rebel minority are killing and torturing people because their minority didnt win
4.And no Nazi group in ukraine took power, thats a lie, you fkn moron. I think there is one party that is very openly against anything to do with russia, and i think they took 1 seat in parliment, out of 80 or whatever it is. You're a complete fuck head.
#151 - And the amount of propaganda in ukr media is so damn high that…  [+] (7 new replies) 02/21/2015 on Ukrainian Shitstorm? -2
#158 - zenrath (02/22/2015) [-]
I dont tune into UKR media much at all.

I know the land, i know the people, i know the culture, i know the politics and the history.
Any media source i tune into, im able to differentiate between fact and fiction more so than most people following this. Ive got family in russia also, they completely side with ukraine. My sources are first hand compared to your shitty third hand friend of a friend read an article on RT from funnyjunk or some shit.
#162 - ketiw (02/27/2015) [-]
Fuck you, whole family of my best friend is in Doneck, his father fight for rebels there.. and you know what? No regular russian soldiers and no Russia military vehicles as far as he knows. And he fought both airport and Debalcevo. In Debalcevo died "hunderds of ukr soldiers" according to him. UKR media said 23
#163 - zenrath (02/27/2015) [-]
We've seen so much footage and so much evidence of russian military.
Putin denied taking crimera, said no russian involvement, then after they took it, he admitted to overtaking it.

I wouldnt believe anything russian rebels or russian scum say.
They parade captured ukr soliders in streets, beating them and having the public throw and spit on them. The rebels are monsters, you dont see captured russians and rebels being paraded in kiev or lviv do you? You only hear propaganda bullshit about ukr.

If there are no russians, then tell me, what are the "Rebels" fighting for?
I bet you cant give me a proper answer, right?
you dont know, am i correct?
Thats right, because russia is invading ukraine, not the "rebels"
There is no hate against east ukraine or russian speakers, everyone in ukraine has relatives in russia, it wouldnt even make sense.

So even if your story is true, and you have a friend whose dad is part of the rebels, and he denies it all, then he must be one of those faggots who strips down unarmed young soldiers and tortures them for his own pleasure, probably getting an erection at the same time, because hes fucked in the head.
#168 - ketiw (03/02/2015) [-]
They fight for freedom of using their tongue (Russian). They fight for right to elect whoever the want. They fight against Ultra Nazi party (Right wing) that took power after the coup.
#169 - zenrath (03/03/2015) [-]
WTF?

"They fight for their tongue"
1. Theyre in ukraine, you dont have mexicans killing americans because they want only spanish. If theyre killing ukrainian speakers, to speak russian, who the neo nazi there then?
2. All Ukrainians speak russian, theres no opposition or complaints there, no matter from where in ukraine you are, you can speak russian. You're clearly a fkn moron if you didnt know that. Ukrainian and russian language is 95% similar, its a dialect.
3. Ukrainians elected their leader, what are you on about? The russian neo-nazi rebel minority are killing and torturing people because their minority didnt win
4.And no Nazi group in ukraine took power, thats a lie, you fkn moron. I think there is one party that is very openly against anything to do with russia, and i think they took 1 seat in parliment, out of 80 or whatever it is. You're a complete fuck head.
User avatar #160 - compared (02/22/2015) [-]
Thanks a lot for using a comparison, hope you are well.
#161 - zenrath (02/24/2015) [-]
Yeah thanks man, i really appreciate your contribution here
compared to the other people who comment on comparisons, you're definitely top 5

Keep up the goodwork
#150 - pics or did'nt happened. Where are you from? 02/21/2015 on Ukrainian Shitstorm? -2
#149 - There is like no-russia propaganda in mainstream media in czec… 02/21/2015 on Ukrainian Shitstorm? 0
#104 - exactly. 02/21/2015 on Ukrainian Shitstorm? +1
#103 - i support you, everyone who is not watching mainstream media k…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/21/2015 on Ukrainian Shitstorm? 0
#145 - unclewalrus (02/21/2015) [-]
>not (European) mainstream media

Oh, you mean, like Russian mainstream media?
Ahahahahano.
#149 - ketiw (02/21/2015) [-]
There is like no-russia propaganda in mainstream media in czech republic right now.
#28 - Picture 02/19/2015 on Snapchat best before 0
#2 - I've come here all down from frontpage.. first hidden post lik… 02/16/2015 on get off my lawn 0
#17 - 1) ARMA 3 2) playable : Mr. Devitt from bioshock III 2… 02/16/2015 on Survey 0

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User avatar #20 - kokkodellrrisch (08/06/2013) [-]
You done goofed faggot. I won't have you insulting my fine content any longer.
#21 to #20 - ketiw (08/06/2013) [-]
ohh.. did i make you mad ?
User avatar #2 - kokkodellrrisch (08/06/2013) [-]
ur gay dude
#4 to #2 - ketiw (08/06/2013) [-]
You are the one that delete my comment that says your content is fresh repost
User avatar #5 to #4 - kokkodellrrisch (08/06/2013) [-]
i fcked ur mum last nite she told me ur a gay boy who reads bodybiulding mags
#7 to #5 - ketiw (08/06/2013) [-]
learn to spell faggot. What are you? a ***** ?
User avatar #9 to #7 - kokkodellrrisch (08/06/2013) [-]
i bet u love sucking ur dads dick i bet ur doing it right now fag
#10 to #9 - ketiw (08/06/2013) [-]
i'm not even mad because you can't even spell
User avatar #11 to #10 - kokkodellrrisch (08/06/2013) [-]
omg ur such a faggot using those smileys only fags use them
#12 to #11 - ketiw (08/06/2013) [-]
ffs, learn to spell, earn blue name, learn to spell, add some smileys, learn to spell and then i'll take your insult as a real insult.
User avatar #13 to #12 - kokkodellrrisch (08/06/2013) [-]
u trying 2 outsmrt me with ur gay ass spelling who da **** needs spelling wen u got weedn da pussy
#16 to #13 - ketiw (08/06/2013) [-]
I've got both, as a matter of fact i'm smokeing my homegrown right now.
User avatar #17 to #16 - kokkodellrrisch (08/06/2013) [-]
da **** is ganja dat sounds gay *******
#18 to #17 - ketiw (08/06/2013) [-]
Obvious troll is obvious, you can't make me mad, you can't even spell, you obviously failed hard.
User avatar #19 to #18 - kokkodellrrisch (08/06/2013) [-]
It was an elaborate ruse.
User avatar #8 to #7 - kokkodellrrisch (08/06/2013) [-]
u arnt denying dat u read gay mags omg ur such a homo
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