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#3 - Reminded me of this classic. 09/27/2015 on And your Team-mate is in... +1
#3 - Origins in Japanese Rokugo comedy which is best described as a… 09/12/2015 on bringing a fist to a gun fight +18
#1 - It's so smooth yet so pointless. Like these rocks. 09/12/2015 on Surprise -1
#35 - 4th grade, teacher got a call on her cell phone from one of th… 09/12/2015 on Where were you the day... +1
#7 - Important notes from the full article: -Many of the men we…  [+] (4 new replies) 09/12/2015 on Female Infantry utterly... +26
#173 - anon (09/12/2015) [-]
but theres no such thing as a non-combat role
#35 - anon (09/12/2015) [-]
- it doesn't matter that all of the vets were men because they were integrated into both units, serving alongside the women and also the men in the male-only. And I doubt they'd stack them against the women since they'd be called out immediately for their bullshit

- "Every marine a rifleman" means they go through basic training (which is a lot shorter than what infantry marines go through) and then have to qualify once a year with their weapon, while spending the rest of their days in their chosen profession (clerk, driver etc.). If you get outscored by on of these guys as an infantry marine, you should probably change your job, because that's basically like pitting a professional race driver against a person with a driver's licence.

- true, and the commander of the Parris Island female battalion was then fired for it. What did she do? She tried to hold the women to a higher standard and caught flak from all sides because of her "toughen the fuck up" attitude. Downplaying sexual assault also didn't help her cause

- the injuries aren't due to the wrong sort of training, but due to bodily differences between the sexes. The female body simply can't candle long marches with heavy loads of gear as well as the male can, due to wider hips, less muscle, less dense bones etc. They get busted joints and stress fractures at a significantly higher rate than the men, and nothing other than reducing the weight would change that. And that's exactly how many of the girls get through training marches - by offloading gear onto the guys.

And even if we could somehow solve these genetic problems, there's still the issue of raw strength. No amount of breathing exercises or repacking your bag will allow you to suddenly lift it on top of that wall if you couldn't do it before. The only thing that will help you with that is a massive amount of strength training, and I guarantee you that the women won't put up with having to train twice as hard as the men just to come out average, which is why they have lower standards for women in the first place.
#41 - anon (09/12/2015) [-]
"It doesn't matter that all of the vets were men"... Of course it does, it brought another variable to the test other than just gender.

Units made of vets and untrained soldier performed worse than units made only of vets. Shocker.
#47 - anon (09/12/2015) [-]
all of the vets were men =/= all of the men were vets

there were no units made only of vets, it would defeat the purpose of the experiment. they were integrated into both teams. they performed alongside other men and women who hadn't seen combat
#7 - It is terrible, but that's why people watch it. It's kinda bec…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/12/2015 on That feel +1
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#30 - Forgot the flipping gif 09/12/2015 on Found this part.3 0
#29 - Travel back in time and check out some older anime like Gunbus…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/12/2015 on Found this part.3 +1
#30 - ketchupshinobi (09/12/2015) [-]
Forgot the flipping gif
#185 - I love both but they each have their issues. Log Horizon l…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/11/2015 on Found this part.2 0
User avatar #321 - emiyashirou (09/11/2015) [-]
The biggest problem with Log Horizon, is that the anime caught up to the novels and then the studio was like "Hey, how about we make another season and just make up a bunch of stupid shit for the plot so we can cash in on it?"
#182 - Now they're BonoBROS 09/11/2015 on Found this part.2 +1

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User avatar #6 - episode (01/14/2015) [-]
Oh mighty KetchupShinobi .... My village requires your aid! We are not fighters and lack the strength of fending off the enemy! We also have very little to pay you with..... but you'll have our gratitude if you accept this quest and defeat our enemy!
User avatar #8 to #7 - episode (01/14/2015) [-]
The enemy is your natural born prey! He likes to mention me in anime boards too......
User avatar #9 to #8 - ketchupshinobi (01/15/2015) [-]
I feel like a lot of people like to mention you in the anime boards
User avatar #10 to #9 - episode (01/15/2015) [-]
Yes, yes they do and I enjoy the mentions, but I'm only mentioning this because you have been trained to take out this kind of enemy!
User avatar #11 to #10 - ketchupshinobi (01/15/2015) [-]
I've been trained to take pictures of little children. Does that help?
User avatar #12 to #11 - episode (01/15/2015) [-]
I have no idea, but the enemy I wish you to defeat is named SaltyFries!
User avatar #13 to #12 - ketchupshinobi (01/15/2015) [-]
but why?
User avatar #14 to #13 - episode (01/15/2015) [-]
Dunno, You're ketchup and he's fries.... Y'all should destroy eachother or become besties.
User avatar #15 to #14 - saltyfries (01/15/2015) [-]
do I mention you that much?
User avatar #16 to #15 - episode (01/15/2015) [-]
Nah, I just wanna see y'all duke it out. You mention me enough that I'm familiar with your user, and when I saw Ketchup I just had to try to see what will happen
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