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Date Signed Up:12/11/2009
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#401 - You think people driven by what they perceive as the will of a…  [+] (1 new reply) 22 hours ago on New laws 0
#402 - flyingcube (21 hours ago) [-]
This law is impossible we've established it already.
#399 - You can't stop war with a law.  [+] (3 new replies) 22 hours ago on New laws 0
#400 - flyingcube (22 hours ago) [-]
Of course not but maybe you can prevent a future war with a law.
User avatar #401 - ketchupshinobi (22 hours ago) [-]
You think people driven by what they perceive as the will of a higher power even care about laws?
#402 - flyingcube (21 hours ago) [-]
This law is impossible we've established it already.
#397 - the way you blew off putting religious leaders out of work and…  [+] (5 new replies) 22 hours ago on New laws 0
#398 - flyingcube (22 hours ago) [-]
Well in the past religion was law and it hurt more people than it helped at that point. What about them? what about people elsewhere that are suffering right now because of religion i'm thinking about them too. I'm not suggesting this law is even possible I'm just tired of seeing religious conflicts and religion based discrimination. The few that are helped or live on religion are pale against the many who are hurt by it.
User avatar #399 - ketchupshinobi (22 hours ago) [-]
You can't stop war with a law.
#400 - flyingcube (22 hours ago) [-]
Of course not but maybe you can prevent a future war with a law.
User avatar #401 - ketchupshinobi (22 hours ago) [-]
You think people driven by what they perceive as the will of a higher power even care about laws?
#402 - flyingcube (21 hours ago) [-]
This law is impossible we've established it already.
#396 - Yes, let's rely on criminals to loudly proclaim their motivati… 22 hours ago on New laws 0
#393 - You are displaying a very psychopathic lack of sympathy for ot…  [+] (7 new replies) 22 hours ago on New laws 0
#395 - flyingcube (22 hours ago) [-]
How the fuck is the golden rule lacking sympathy
User avatar #397 - ketchupshinobi (22 hours ago) [-]
the way you blew off putting religious leaders out of work and crippling donation/volunteer dependent services as necessary is pretty unsympathetic. But your new law is meaningless and impossible to enforce.
#398 - flyingcube (22 hours ago) [-]
Well in the past religion was law and it hurt more people than it helped at that point. What about them? what about people elsewhere that are suffering right now because of religion i'm thinking about them too. I'm not suggesting this law is even possible I'm just tired of seeing religious conflicts and religion based discrimination. The few that are helped or live on religion are pale against the many who are hurt by it.
User avatar #399 - ketchupshinobi (22 hours ago) [-]
You can't stop war with a law.
#400 - flyingcube (22 hours ago) [-]
Of course not but maybe you can prevent a future war with a law.
User avatar #401 - ketchupshinobi (22 hours ago) [-]
You think people driven by what they perceive as the will of a higher power even care about laws?
#402 - flyingcube (21 hours ago) [-]
This law is impossible we've established it already.
#391 - At that point you are no longer prosecuting an action you are …  [+] (2 new replies) 23 hours ago on New laws 0
#394 - flyingcube (22 hours ago) [-]
Again no if the person just thought that the law couldn't be applied however the person said it out loud and then it can. The cutting in line shit is just not the right example for this.
User avatar #396 - ketchupshinobi (22 hours ago) [-]
Yes, let's rely on criminals to loudly proclaim their motivations while executing actions. "I am burning this American flag in protest of their military involvement and this act has nothing to do with my religion" BAM off the hook.
#389 - You don't want to better humanity you just want to be legally …  [+] (9 new replies) 23 hours ago on New laws 0
#392 - flyingcube (22 hours ago) [-]
I want people to treat other people with the same respect they would want to be treated.
The basic ideas behind pretty much every religion isn't bad it's what people made of them that is bad. What I want to make illegal by carpet bombing the whole thing is the what the bad people made of it. Sure it might not be the best way but change doesn't come easy.
User avatar #393 - ketchupshinobi (22 hours ago) [-]
You are displaying a very psychopathic lack of sympathy for others to be spouting the golden rule.
#395 - flyingcube (22 hours ago) [-]
How the fuck is the golden rule lacking sympathy
User avatar #397 - ketchupshinobi (22 hours ago) [-]
the way you blew off putting religious leaders out of work and crippling donation/volunteer dependent services as necessary is pretty unsympathetic. But your new law is meaningless and impossible to enforce.
#398 - flyingcube (22 hours ago) [-]
Well in the past religion was law and it hurt more people than it helped at that point. What about them? what about people elsewhere that are suffering right now because of religion i'm thinking about them too. I'm not suggesting this law is even possible I'm just tired of seeing religious conflicts and religion based discrimination. The few that are helped or live on religion are pale against the many who are hurt by it.
User avatar #399 - ketchupshinobi (22 hours ago) [-]
You can't stop war with a law.
#400 - flyingcube (22 hours ago) [-]
Of course not but maybe you can prevent a future war with a law.
User avatar #401 - ketchupshinobi (22 hours ago) [-]
You think people driven by what they perceive as the will of a higher power even care about laws?
#402 - flyingcube (21 hours ago) [-]
This law is impossible we've established it already.
#388 - You mean like socially? You're having an argument, rightfully …  [+] (4 new replies) 23 hours ago on New laws 0
#390 - flyingcube (23 hours ago) [-]
No the act of cutting in line wasn't for religious ideal. Something like someone telling you ''My god told me that it was okay to cut in line and I will do so for him'' would be an offense
User avatar #391 - ketchupshinobi (23 hours ago) [-]
At that point you are no longer prosecuting an action you are prosecuting motivation. We're back to thought police.
#394 - flyingcube (22 hours ago) [-]
Again no if the person just thought that the law couldn't be applied however the person said it out loud and then it can. The cutting in line shit is just not the right example for this.
User avatar #396 - ketchupshinobi (22 hours ago) [-]
Yes, let's rely on criminals to loudly proclaim their motivations while executing actions. "I am burning this American flag in protest of their military involvement and this act has nothing to do with my religion" BAM off the hook.
#3 - Previous manager at my work ordered excessive amounts of certa… 23 hours ago on I am shitting you not. +1
#386 - This is a law we're talking about so other countries would not…  [+] (16 new replies) 23 hours ago on New laws 0
#387 - flyingcube (23 hours ago) [-]
Let me rewrite my law then: You can still practice your religion but you can't use it as an excuse to act like an asshole and legitimize your acts that way. Because my problem isn't with the theoretical existence of a divine power my problem is with the fanclub and its (frankly often ridiculous) rules
User avatar #389 - ketchupshinobi (23 hours ago) [-]
You don't want to better humanity you just want to be legally owed respect from strangers. Just follow what others have said and make it illegal to prosecute you with assault and battery and just punch fuckers that talk shit. Just be honest with yourself dude.
#392 - flyingcube (22 hours ago) [-]
I want people to treat other people with the same respect they would want to be treated.
The basic ideas behind pretty much every religion isn't bad it's what people made of them that is bad. What I want to make illegal by carpet bombing the whole thing is the what the bad people made of it. Sure it might not be the best way but change doesn't come easy.
User avatar #393 - ketchupshinobi (22 hours ago) [-]
You are displaying a very psychopathic lack of sympathy for others to be spouting the golden rule.
#395 - flyingcube (22 hours ago) [-]
How the fuck is the golden rule lacking sympathy
User avatar #397 - ketchupshinobi (22 hours ago) [-]
the way you blew off putting religious leaders out of work and crippling donation/volunteer dependent services as necessary is pretty unsympathetic. But your new law is meaningless and impossible to enforce.
#398 - flyingcube (22 hours ago) [-]
Well in the past religion was law and it hurt more people than it helped at that point. What about them? what about people elsewhere that are suffering right now because of religion i'm thinking about them too. I'm not suggesting this law is even possible I'm just tired of seeing religious conflicts and religion based discrimination. The few that are helped or live on religion are pale against the many who are hurt by it.
User avatar #399 - ketchupshinobi (22 hours ago) [-]
You can't stop war with a law.
#400 - flyingcube (22 hours ago) [-]
Of course not but maybe you can prevent a future war with a law.
User avatar #401 - ketchupshinobi (22 hours ago) [-]
You think people driven by what they perceive as the will of a higher power even care about laws?
#402 - flyingcube (21 hours ago) [-]
This law is impossible we've established it already.
User avatar #388 - ketchupshinobi (23 hours ago) [-]
You mean like socially? You're having an argument, rightfully call someone an ass for let's say cutting in front of you in the queue. They respond with "well God loves me anyway" and this is an arrestable offense?
#390 - flyingcube (23 hours ago) [-]
No the act of cutting in line wasn't for religious ideal. Something like someone telling you ''My god told me that it was okay to cut in line and I will do so for him'' would be an offense
User avatar #391 - ketchupshinobi (23 hours ago) [-]
At that point you are no longer prosecuting an action you are prosecuting motivation. We're back to thought police.
#394 - flyingcube (22 hours ago) [-]
Again no if the person just thought that the law couldn't be applied however the person said it out loud and then it can. The cutting in line shit is just not the right example for this.
User avatar #396 - ketchupshinobi (22 hours ago) [-]
Yes, let's rely on criminals to loudly proclaim their motivations while executing actions. "I am burning this American flag in protest of their military involvement and this act has nothing to do with my religion" BAM off the hook.

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User avatar #6 - episode (01/14/2015) [-]
Oh mighty KetchupShinobi .... My village requires your aid! We are not fighters and lack the strength of fending off the enemy! We also have very little to pay you with..... but you'll have our gratitude if you accept this quest and defeat our enemy!
User avatar #8 to #7 - episode (01/14/2015) [-]
The enemy is your natural born prey! He likes to mention me in anime boards too......
User avatar #9 to #8 - ketchupshinobi (01/15/2015) [-]
I feel like a lot of people like to mention you in the anime boards
User avatar #10 to #9 - episode (01/15/2015) [-]
Yes, yes they do and I enjoy the mentions, but I'm only mentioning this because you have been trained to take out this kind of enemy!
User avatar #11 to #10 - ketchupshinobi (01/15/2015) [-]
I've been trained to take pictures of little children. Does that help?
User avatar #12 to #11 - episode (01/15/2015) [-]
I have no idea, but the enemy I wish you to defeat is named SaltyFries!
User avatar #13 to #12 - ketchupshinobi (01/15/2015) [-]
but why?
User avatar #14 to #13 - episode (01/15/2015) [-]
Dunno, You're ketchup and he's fries.... Y'all should destroy eachother or become besties.
User avatar #15 to #14 - saltyfries (01/15/2015) [-]
do I mention you that much?
User avatar #16 to #15 - episode (01/15/2015) [-]
Nah, I just wanna see y'all duke it out. You mention me enough that I'm familiar with your user, and when I saw Ketchup I just had to try to see what will happen
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#5 to #4 - ketchupshinobi (07/31/2014) [-]
What?
What?
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