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|#22 - I like to think everyone else can hear it. The thought of a ro…||05/18/2015 on lucky Karma||+1|
|#30 - That ******* picture made me laugh twice as hard at you…||05/18/2015 on Mothafuckin CUBES BITCH!||0|
|#92 - **** , I be that sucked. Worst thing I've ever seen in t…||05/18/2015 on 5 Tapes you will never get...||+2|
|#86 - You know, it's actually rally interesting how fast that blood … [+] (2 new replies)||05/18/2015 on 5 Tapes you will never get...||+1|
#90 - hsrfj (05/18/2015) [-]
We had a guy in my shop class get hit with drill bit when it flew off the drill press because he didn't have it put on correctly. I was the only senior in there and the closest to him when it happened. He hit his femoral artery and I've never seen that much blood in my life. Used my belt as a tourniquet and the kid made it. Never saw him again but I can still remember all the blood on the ground and on him and me. Lowkey I was pissed cause I liked that belt, pants, shoes, and shirt that I had on at the time.
#92 - keroberios (05/18/2015) [-]
Shit, I be that sucked. Worst thing I've ever seen in the shop is one of the guys on the band saw, cutting away at some project or other. Wound up loosing his footing on the built up sawdust for half a second and cut off his thumb. I've never been more impressed with someone in my whole life. Guy kept his cool, hit the emergency shut off switch. Did that cool whistle thing that some people can do and it's stupidly loud so it can be heard over everything. Whole shop stops and looks at him and he's just standing there cradling his hand and goes. "Hey Tom (shop foreman). I cut my fucking thumb off. Do me a favor and give me a ride to the hospital, yah? And could someone put the rest on ice for me? I'm just gonna go sit down for a moment." And like a champ he walked into the break room, sat down, and looked slightly uncomfortable while one of the boys did some quick first-aid on him.
But, on the bright side, it was a relatively new blade (only a month old) and the cut was pristine. Had the doc's reattach it and it has almost full function.
|#51 - It appears someone has thumbed you down for having common dece… [+] (1 new reply)||05/15/2015 on Tales from IT||0|
|#50 - Been DMing for a year now, I'm also pretty new to the game. Ru…||05/08/2015 on Achievements D&D||0|
|#70 - The real question is, why'd he hit himself in the head?||05/05/2015 on Best Cup Song||0|
|#24 - Son, you ain't "Done the main quest" until you're ly… [+] (1 new reply)||04/30/2015 on at a point in my life||+2|
|#49 - Actual conversation I had with my mom as a kid. Mom : &qu…||04/29/2015 on If||0|
|#57 - Well, he just became a god to a hoard of underground slaves. S… [+] (1 new reply)||04/18/2015 on Wakey wakey||+3|
#72 - anonymous (04/18/2015) [-]
And he did it pretending to be a descendant of Noland. He said his name was Usoland.