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|#10 - <iframe width="560" height="315" src=&q…||01/18/2015 on Spiral King||+2|
|#43 - "Under a battered black leather jacket, he would have pas…||01/01/2015 on Sex jokes||0|
|#79 - HA no, I know about School Days, that ****** anim…||01/01/2015 on Clannad's only a comedy.||+1|
|#118 - Who animated this. If there is more I need it.||01/01/2015 on Dance Party Thread||+1|
|#27 - I have an asshole friend that recommends a lot of anime to me.… [+] (5 new replies)||01/01/2015 on Clannad's only a comedy.||+1|
#72 - anonymous (01/01/2015) [-]
Watch Boku no Pico. It is a hardcore romance anime with intense action, deep plot, wonderful character personalities and dialogue exchange, and much, much more.
#49 - themassivefail (01/01/2015) [-]
You're like me. I Got suckered in with Clannad by a friend who was firing anime's at me left and right. But this genre REALLY stuck to me.
Also, I HIGHLY recommend Anohana; The flower we saw that day.
Also, School Days. (Shut up nobody tell him) Just watch it It's an anime designed to be bad. But the end will shock you
#79 - keroberios (01/01/2015) [-]
HA no, I know about School Days, that shit's anime101. Seen it, so beautiful. 11/10 Would recommend.
Also Anohana, dat ending. But I found a lot of the series just dry and waiting for something to happen.
It's a genre I too have come to love and adore, but it's so hard to get right. But when they do hnnnnnnngggggg.
|#211 - Ah, the moose. So gentle. So kind. You should fear any ani…||12/30/2014 on Meanwhile in Canada||0|
|#127 - My personal favorite assassination technique would be to telep… [+] (1 new reply)||12/24/2014 on If I had superpowers...||0|
|#126 - Valid points. Although you still wouldn't be able to do the st…||12/24/2014 on If I had superpowers...||0|
|#16 - I would just like to point out a flaw in your theory. Tele… [+] (10 new replies)||12/23/2014 on If I had superpowers...||+19|
#79 - anonymous (12/23/2014) [-]
The ability to instantly have the answer to every question is in my opinion the most overpowered superpower.
How to cure cancer?
How to time travel?
Where is my perfect life partner?
How to make the perfect lasagna?
How to instantly answer every question ever asked by mankind?
Overpowered, simply overpowered.
#69 - itstuesday (12/23/2014) [-]
that's the thing, you don't have to focus on each individual atom. The whole electron/proton thing allows you to manipulate light and electricity, but you can treat it as a group.
take your example of flying, if you had to focus on manipulating each molecule to 'fly' then the same would apply to moving anything, so the power would be useless. but it doesn't work like that, you could simply move a sphere of material around you (and including you) and then you would be free to position yourself how you want.
sopping time could be achieved by moving yourself at near the speed of light. That's a lot easier than stopping every atom in the universe.
I had that spoiler there for a reason, if the power was practically limitless, you would be able to prioritize the signals in your brain, allowing for you to have a much larger mental capacity that would be able to handle such situations.
Also, your ability to manipulate acceleration, is just a subcategory of telekinesis.
#126 - keroberios (12/24/2014) [-]
Valid points. Although you still wouldn't be able to do the stopping tine thing. Simple particle physics would stop you. Mainly, what happens when two atoms collide at near light speeds? Right, they explode like nobody's business. You'd accelerate yourself clear into a nuclear explosion that not only vaporized you, but everything for a few miles around you.
Everything else is valid points, but you do have to keep in mind the physical limitations of the universe that wind up putting a kind of OP limit on a power like that.
#26 - commontroll (12/23/2014) [-]
Teleportation for sure. Become the ultimate assassin who just teleports around shooting people point blank, and then teleports to safety in order to reload, or to a hospital across the world in order to receive treatment for any wounds, then teleport away instead of paying.
#127 - keroberios (12/24/2014) [-]
My personal favorite assassination technique would be to teleport in, grab them, teleport out into the upper atmosphere. Drop them. No body is ever found because it burnt up on re-entry. Or, if a body is required. Portal teleport sequence. Namely;
-Take guy 100 feet up, drop. Teleport to ground.
-As he nears ground touch him just before impact, take body back up.
-Repeat until victim is terminal velocity.
-Teleport victim to target location, victim explodes on impact.
Of course, this all depends on if you can take anything with you when you teleport. Also it would be easier if you could just teleport anything you touch as a separate entity. (ie, touch vase, vase is now on the other side of the room but you haven't moved an inch.) And finally, if you could choose to carry momentum or not.
By that point guns have become all but a novelty, you could just teleport something into someone else. Screw bullets, death by barbie head (or playing card) appearing in your brain is way more amusing.
|#179 - Literally googled random phone number and clicked the first li…||12/22/2014 on Last kid fuckin' get it||0|