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#69 - Until they catch you and tell you otherwise. yes. 06/29/2015 on Life is the Worst RPG +18
#61 - How is STR backwards? Your STR goes up when you can lift more.…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/29/2015 on Life is the Worst RPG 0
User avatar #63 - warbob (06/29/2015) [-]
STR is backwards because once your STR raises then you can put more weight on the bench, not the other way arround.
#59 - You know your STR goes up when you can put more weight on the …  [+] (3 new replies) 06/29/2015 on Life is the Worst RPG 0
User avatar #60 - warbob (06/29/2015) [-]
STR one is backwards
DEX one is dubious, especially if you consider that it does nothing for your hands
high CON = no DEX unless you do them similtaniously or train DEX first?
INT seems fair enough, although you can know everything about a small thing and you still wouldn't be intelligent, just an expert
WIS seems fairy accurate
CHA seems very ambiguous, especially if you're not speaking with people face-to-face often or just aren't paying attention to their expressions

overall you're somewhat correct. But let's put it this way, You get something to lift for 1 hand worth 15kg, you do it again and again and again. You do this daily and each day you increase your number of lifts by 1. After X days can you really tell how much you have progressed? Can you compare yourself to before? No.
#61 - keroberios (06/29/2015) [-]
How is STR backwards? Your STR goes up when you can lift more. Lifting the same thing more times is a matter of CON, aka a measure of your endurance. Lifting 100kg once and lifting 1kg 100 times is not the same thing.
You actually make a good point about DEX though. It's not just a matter of being able to run up walls, but also being able to do small, fine things too. Like assembling a clockwork watch. But that's why it covers skills like Tumble and Move Silently. Two very different things, but still similar. Fine motor control stuff.
CON was just an example of endurance.
Even not speaking to people face to face can include things like being a charismatic writer. Or a PR person for a large company. It's a matter of "When you speak, people listen." and how well you can speak will determine how much attention people pay.
User avatar #63 - warbob (06/29/2015) [-]
STR is backwards because once your STR raises then you can put more weight on the bench, not the other way arround.
#58 - Grind skills to get gud. Start taking ranks in Assassin class.…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/29/2015 on Life is the Worst RPG +18
User avatar #66 - unlithe (06/29/2015) [-]
is a license to kill a real thing?
#69 - keroberios (06/29/2015) [-]
Until they catch you and tell you otherwise. yes.
User avatar #67 - therealtjthemedic (06/29/2015) [-]
Sure, I bought mine off a local assassin for $20. His name is Dave and he lives in an alleyway.
#52 - If you want PVP sign up for a military raid. No Police there t…  [+] (6 new replies) 06/29/2015 on Life is the Worst RPG +20
User avatar #56 - acendia (06/29/2015) [-]
I don't like joining factions, I prefer going solo. wat do?
#58 - keroberios (06/29/2015) [-]
Grind skills to get gud. Start taking ranks in Assassin class. License to kill, and the high sneak skill will keep the Police off your back. Only catch is small longevity, and keeping the killstreak up is a bitch.
Also, supplying your own equipment tends to be a turn off for most people due to the price point. Its easier to get into if you can find a mentor, but none of the good ones want to train noobs after the mods disabled the exp gain when the lvl difference between party members is too great. Damn government agencies and their powerleveling teams.
User avatar #66 - unlithe (06/29/2015) [-]
is a license to kill a real thing?
#69 - keroberios (06/29/2015) [-]
Until they catch you and tell you otherwise. yes.
User avatar #67 - therealtjthemedic (06/29/2015) [-]
Sure, I bought mine off a local assassin for $20. His name is Dave and he lives in an alleyway.
User avatar #57 - amusingusername (06/29/2015) [-]
I guess you'll have to build a stealth character then.
#54 - Don't quote me on this, but I think it got put aside as an alt… 06/24/2015 on Team Four Star Comp 0
#317 - Anyone that doesn't is lying. 06/12/2015 on Let's get ready to rage 6 0
#181 - Me: "Excuse me madam, but I do believe your child might b…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/12/2015 on Let's get ready to rage 6 +12
User avatar #294 - relvel (06/12/2015) [-]
I love this movie.
#317 - keroberios (06/12/2015) [-]
Anyone that doesn't is lying.
#281 - jiltist (06/12/2015) [-]
I assault unwanted neighbors with a bug-catching net and dig holes in their yard.
#114 - Granted, telling them to kill their kid is a bit harsh. Tellin…  [+] (6 new replies) 06/11/2015 on Let's get ready to rage 6 +18
#178 - chugwug (06/12/2015) [-]
Apologies, it's late and I see you've acknowledged the harshness of the letter in your first sentence.
#177 - chugwug (06/12/2015) [-]
There's a way of phrasing that delicately as opposed to telling her to move home or euthanise the child.
#181 - keroberios (06/12/2015) [-]
Me: "Excuse me madam, but I do believe your child might be causing a disturbance to myself and other neighbors. Could you be bothered to get the child to cease it's incessant screeching and perhaps express its vocals in a more appropriate manner?"
Mother: "Oh, I'm sorry. He just doesn't understand."
After this point I have two options to me. Accept the inevitable daily howl. Or respond with hostility. Turning the other cheek will gain me a screeching banshee for a neighbor. Hostility, enough of it at least (without threats or other law-breaking things), might chase the family out of the neighborhood and once again bring peace to my home where I'm not afraid to open the window and enjoy an afternoon breeze. And if it doesn't? It'll make their life just as much of a living hell as mine. I have to tolerate their shit-stain, they'll now have to tolerate my worst public face. Because I will get all up in their jam.
User avatar #294 - relvel (06/12/2015) [-]
I love this movie.
#317 - keroberios (06/12/2015) [-]
Anyone that doesn't is lying.
#281 - jiltist (06/12/2015) [-]
I assault unwanted neighbors with a bug-catching net and dig holes in their yard.
#99 - Why not? Just because it's rude doesn't make it any less true…  [+] (8 new replies) 06/11/2015 on Let's get ready to rage 6 +14
User avatar #106 - meganinja (06/11/2015) [-]
Because it's the parent's fault they had a mentally retarded kid. Get all pissy with them telling them to kill their kid.

Damn autist.
#114 - keroberios (06/11/2015) [-]
Granted, telling them to kill their kid is a bit harsh. Telling them to control that banshee wailing piece of shit as they let it free-roam around the back yard is another matter entirely. I don't mind kids playing in the back yard, laughing and making noise and shit. But if you want to let the kid wail the the forlorn ghost of a dead widow. Go to the playground or park, that's what they're designed for.
#178 - chugwug (06/12/2015) [-]
Apologies, it's late and I see you've acknowledged the harshness of the letter in your first sentence.
#177 - chugwug (06/12/2015) [-]
There's a way of phrasing that delicately as opposed to telling her to move home or euthanise the child.
#181 - keroberios (06/12/2015) [-]
Me: "Excuse me madam, but I do believe your child might be causing a disturbance to myself and other neighbors. Could you be bothered to get the child to cease it's incessant screeching and perhaps express its vocals in a more appropriate manner?"
Mother: "Oh, I'm sorry. He just doesn't understand."
After this point I have two options to me. Accept the inevitable daily howl. Or respond with hostility. Turning the other cheek will gain me a screeching banshee for a neighbor. Hostility, enough of it at least (without threats or other law-breaking things), might chase the family out of the neighborhood and once again bring peace to my home where I'm not afraid to open the window and enjoy an afternoon breeze. And if it doesn't? It'll make their life just as much of a living hell as mine. I have to tolerate their shit-stain, they'll now have to tolerate my worst public face. Because I will get all up in their jam.
User avatar #294 - relvel (06/12/2015) [-]
I love this movie.
#317 - keroberios (06/12/2015) [-]
Anyone that doesn't is lying.
#281 - jiltist (06/12/2015) [-]
I assault unwanted neighbors with a bug-catching net and dig holes in their yard.
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