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kelex

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Date Signed Up:3/07/2012
Last Login:7/30/2016
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#84 - I read a doujin about a mother and a son. The son had a D…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/19/2016 on The ShindoL Style +1
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#92 - blackmageewizardt (07/19/2016) [-]
i know one about a girl and her dog ... And jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesus fuck a tramp on a horse, so many things are going wrong in this story, like... like what the freaking fuck, getting cucked by your dog as loli? Marrying the dog of your some fucking girl your own dog cucked with? dog dies and she gets raped by dogs, gets fucking pregnant and shits out a dead dog fetus on her god fucking school toilet, just to get a trauma attack, run to an open street, get hit by a bus and become a vegetable... i have seen soo much shit people, so much unbeliefble fucking depressing shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit ! _ And then there was this other story, god fucking holes was it´s name, nigga, if you got tryphobia do not read this fucking crippling shit, your eyes will melt out of your eye sockets and you will be forever scared for life!
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#93 - blackmageewizardt (07/19/2016) [-]
and to clariefy: this fucking dog storys goes about on for 180+ pages!
#32 - Well for me all these ships are really cringey. Like, all of hem 07/16/2016 on Mommy +1
#15 - Yeah. I don't use my underwear as a cum catcher though.  [+] (2 new replies) 07/15/2016 on What she doesn't know won't... +7
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#17 - pawnman (07/15/2016) [-]
i usually wash it with whatever load i am doing.
#26 - anon (07/15/2016) [-]
>load

#13 - Do you wash it alongside your clothes?  [+] (4 new replies) 07/15/2016 on What she doesn't know won't... 0
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#14 - pawnman (07/15/2016) [-]
do you wash your underwear with your shirts?
#15 - kelex (07/15/2016) [-]
Yeah.

I don't use my underwear as a cum catcher though.
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#17 - pawnman (07/15/2016) [-]
i usually wash it with whatever load i am doing.
#26 - anon (07/15/2016) [-]
>load

#40 - I would, but then it would be wrong to do based on your book. … 07/12/2016 on Revenge -1
#37 - Can i gas you in an oven for a few minutes?  [+] (2 new replies) 07/12/2016 on Revenge -1
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#38 - machiavellianhumor (07/12/2016) [-]
too cheap on the power bill to go longer weakpuss?
#40 - kelex (07/12/2016) [-]
I would, but then it would be wrong to do based on your book. If i do it in a few minutes, based on your opinion, it's ok.
#176 - So what has blacks invented? Just out of curiosity, because I …  [+] (9 new replies) 07/09/2016 on White ppl so rayciss 0
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#183 - fables (07/09/2016) [-]
gas mask, pacemaker control unit, mobile refrigeration, cardiopad, and so much more

use google you halfwit
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#181 - saltyfries (07/09/2016) [-]
Dr. Daniel Williams performed the first open heart surgery in the USA, and was successful

George Washington Carver invented tons of ways to use peanuts

Otis Boykin invented the pacemaker

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_African-American_inventors_and_scientists
#203 - parkourdemon (07/09/2016) [-]
Dr. Daniel Williams was the first African-American to preform surgery on the pericardium, the sac that surrounds the heart. The first person to preform pericardium surgery was Francisco Romero in 1801, Dr Daniel Williams didn't preform his until 1893, more than 90 years later. The first successful surgery of the heart, performed without any complications, was by Dr. Ludwig Rehn of Frankfurt, Germany.
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#187 - captainpoopdeck (07/09/2016) [-]
All those people are African American, not Pure blooded Africans. Also none of them come from Africa.
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#204 - captainpoopdeck (07/09/2016) [-]
Ctrl f "Invent", 13 results, only one of them refers to an actual Invention, the lithium ion battery created by Rachid Yazami who is "a French Moroccan scientist"

Do you even read this stuff?
#186 - mixedfeelings (07/09/2016) [-]
it says pure-blooded tho
#191 - twoboobs (07/09/2016) [-]
Egyptians independently invented many things, including papers, medicines, dyes, etc.

Egyptians are pure Blooded Africans too. Not all African's are that dark. The really dark skin occurs in Saharan and sub-Saharan Africa.

I'm awake to the problem of dindus and race realism as well, but this is just a bunch of ignorant FJers here, seriously.
#192 - mixedfeelings (07/09/2016) [-]
i don't care about any of this stuff i just pointed it out
#27 - Quail? 07/05/2016 on Practice What You Preach +2
#45 - It's just unethical to torture animals in general, regardless … 07/04/2016 on Dog getting rescued from... 0
#21 - She might be, or she might genuinely find it funny. 07/03/2016 on schooled +3

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