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Date Signed Up:8/26/2011
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#102 - WE have to be best friends forever now!!! 03/06/2012 on Gene Wilder 0
#99 - Are we awake? Are we black? Then we're awake! 03/06/2012 on Gene Wilder +2
#96 - Fuzzy Wuzzy was a woman?! That was my first Gene film… 03/06/2012 on Gene Wilder +1
#87 - Favourite scene from any movie. Ever. 03/06/2012 on Gene Wilder +1
#15 - Yep. I love you!! And don't you forget it! 03/06/2012 on carrotstew's profile 0
#353 - Niiight =) 03/06/2012 on timforthewin's profile 0
#40 - . . . That's one way to look at it. . 03/06/2012 on katiewoman's profile 0
#162 - I love you. Oh so much. 03/06/2012 on magentaa's profile 0
#3 - I love you!! 03/06/2012 on spangle's profile 0
#349 - I mistook it for the strikethrough. It's an S. Easily…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/06/2012 on timforthewin's profile 0
User avatar #352 - timforthewin (03/06/2012) [-]
>Implying I ever hate people.
Anyways, I gotta go sleep now, it's late.
Goodnight <3
User avatar #353 - katiewoman (03/06/2012) [-]
Niiight =)
#38 - Oh heck yes you'll love me any damn way you please!  [+] (2 new replies) 03/06/2012 on katiewoman's profile 0
#39 - loverofhate has deleted their comment.
User avatar #40 - katiewoman (03/06/2012) [-]
. . . That's one way to look at it. .
#36 - I love you too. You didn't even roll my name or anything.  [+] (4 new replies) 03/06/2012 on katiewoman's profile 0
#37 - loverofhate has deleted their comment.
User avatar #38 - katiewoman (03/06/2012) [-]
Oh heck yes you'll love me any damn way you please!
#39 - loverofhate has deleted their comment.
User avatar #40 - katiewoman (03/06/2012) [-]
. . . That's one way to look at it. .
#345 - inb4 small text doens't work for me.  [+] (4 new replies) 03/06/2012 on timforthewin's profile 0
User avatar #347 - timforthewin (03/06/2012) [-]
Small text is [small][small]
You click the small "F" at the top of where you're typing.
User avatar #349 - katiewoman (03/06/2012) [-]
I mistook it for the strikethrough.

It's an S. Easily confusable.



Dn't hate me because I'm slow.
User avatar #352 - timforthewin (03/06/2012) [-]
>Implying I ever hate people.
Anyways, I gotta go sleep now, it's late.
Goodnight <3
User avatar #353 - katiewoman (03/06/2012) [-]
Niiight =)
#344 - ^^ ======I love you more because ponies.======  [+] (5 new replies) 03/06/2012 on timforthewin's profile 0
User avatar #345 - katiewoman (03/06/2012) [-]
inb4 small text doens't work for me.
User avatar #347 - timforthewin (03/06/2012) [-]
Small text is [small][small]
You click the small "F" at the top of where you're typing.
User avatar #349 - katiewoman (03/06/2012) [-]
I mistook it for the strikethrough.

It's an S. Easily confusable.



Dn't hate me because I'm slow.
User avatar #352 - timforthewin (03/06/2012) [-]
>Implying I ever hate people.
Anyways, I gotta go sleep now, it's late.
Goodnight <3
User avatar #353 - katiewoman (03/06/2012) [-]
Niiight =)
#339 - I love you Timforthewin. I love you so very very much.  [+] (7 new replies) 03/06/2012 on timforthewin's profile 0
#341 - timforthewin (03/06/2012) [-]
<3!
I love you too!
Don't hate me because ponies.
User avatar #344 - katiewoman (03/06/2012) [-]
^^



======I love you more because ponies.======
User avatar #345 - katiewoman (03/06/2012) [-]
inb4 small text doens't work for me.
User avatar #347 - timforthewin (03/06/2012) [-]
Small text is [small][small]
You click the small "F" at the top of where you're typing.
User avatar #349 - katiewoman (03/06/2012) [-]
I mistook it for the strikethrough.

It's an S. Easily confusable.



Dn't hate me because I'm slow.
User avatar #352 - timforthewin (03/06/2012) [-]
>Implying I ever hate people.
Anyways, I gotta go sleep now, it's late.
Goodnight <3
User avatar #353 - katiewoman (03/06/2012) [-]
Niiight =)
#2 - Don't they usually come in pairs. . . If yo… 03/06/2012 on If you know what i mean +2
#225 - Cockatoos are related to parrots but they are not parrots. …  [+] (1 new reply) 02/22/2012 on Parrot Confused By Laser... 0
User avatar #230 - muhamidallea (02/22/2012) [-]
i live in Australia. im a personal friend of a wildlife expert ( Rob Breidl ) and i just because cockatoos have a family of there own doesn't mean they are not parrots. They are simply a sub family just as the Lorikeet (Loriinae) is a subfamily.
#223 - Cockatoos are not a kind of parrot. They are entirely differen…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/22/2012 on Parrot Confused By Laser... +4
User avatar #260 - chuffberry (02/23/2012) [-]
they are all members of the family Cacatuidae.
#90 - Fucking win. 02/13/2012 on What I actually look like... 0
#316 - the auditioning process in the first film. Has nothin… 02/13/2012 on Did you know? +1
#313 - It was actually in the auditioning process. All those audition…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/13/2012 on Did you know? +2
User avatar #314 - ThaJewBoy (02/13/2012) [-]
An audition project? isnt Prizoner of Azkaban like the 3rd movie? didnt they have the job already? fuck logic...
User avatar #316 - katiewoman (02/13/2012) [-]
the auditioning process in the first film.

Has nothing to do with The Prisoner of Azkaban.

#264 - That was fucking awesome. Why can I only toenail cli… 02/09/2012 on now back to me +3
#37 - Lol, just fucking lol. 02/08/2012 on [10] Keanu 0
#394 - I'm going to retoast an entire comp from The Chive, give no … 02/08/2012 on Girls vs Boys comp +3
#551 - Comment deleted 02/08/2012 on Operation Moralfag... +3

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#57 - supertrollzor (07/12/2012) [-]
what country do you live in?
#56 - coobinator (07/12/2012) [-]
ALOHA
#45 - dirtycowboyxx (06/12/2012) [-]
"What's it going to be then, eh?"
User avatar #46 to #45 - katiewoman (06/12/2012) [-]
In and out of institutions like this?
User avatar #47 to #46 - dirtycowboyxx (06/12/2012) [-]
I think im in love with you. hahah youre great
User avatar #48 to #47 - katiewoman (06/12/2012) [-]
Oh you.

You too are super fine!
User avatar #49 to #48 - dirtycowboyxx (06/12/2012) [-]
More like supah FLY young devotchka
User avatar #50 to #49 - katiewoman (06/12/2012) [-]
I am pretty fly. I must admit.
User avatar #52 to #50 - dirtycowboyxx (06/12/2012) [-]
If you like Clockwork youre extra fly in my book
User avatar #53 to #51 - katiewoman (06/12/2012) [-]
Haha, Oh I am definitely gangster, and not a book reading, classical singing librarian like I had everyone previously believe.
User avatar #54 to #53 - dirtycowboyxx (06/12/2012) [-]
a book reading librarian...sounds sexy. haha you outta go back to your old ways!
User avatar #55 to #54 - katiewoman (06/12/2012) [-]
I'm comfortable in my old ways.

These grills really don't suit my smile. .
#41 - danprophet (04/14/2012) [-]
i want to love you, but i dont know what love is
i want to love you, but i dont know what love is
#42 to #41 - katiewoman (04/14/2012) [-]
That's ok. Together, through highs and lows, we will discover what it means.
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User avatar #36 to #35 - katiewoman (03/06/2012) [-]
I love you too.

You didn't even roll my name or anything.
#37 to #36 - loverofhate **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #38 to #37 - katiewoman (03/06/2012) [-]
Oh heck yes you'll love me any damn way you please!
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User avatar #40 to #39 - katiewoman (03/06/2012) [-]
. . . That's one way to look at it. .
User avatar #13 - Kainim (01/26/2012) [-]
I ran out of replies :D
but to continue the conversation, that guy was indeed creepy, I'm all for long kisses, but at the appropriate moment, with the appropriate atmosphere, and... ofcourse, only when I'm sure all terms are clear and she actually wants to kiss, for instance in your situation, if you keep distance like that and you don't respond to hints, I would never kiss you in his place xD

some people are just really bad at reading signs I guess (not that I am always right, but I'm pretty good at it I think)
User avatar #34 to #13 - katiewoman (02/04/2012) [-]
We used up all the replies!

I know, right?! Dream job!!

How about you? Do you have a dreamn job?
User avatar #14 to #13 - katiewoman (01/27/2012) [-]
As long as you'r attentive then I don't think there's much of a problem, he was obviously too wound up in himself to notice the very stong signal I was emitting.
And that is why I am glad I refused to see him again.

Anyway, bad dating stories, eh?
User avatar #15 to #14 - Kainim (01/27/2012) [-]
I don't have any ^^ I'm not familiar with the concept of dating actually, is it going out with the prospect of "he might be a suitable man to have a relationship with/sex with"?
because I just go out with people and if something happens than that's fine, having expectations tends to ruin things for me^^
User avatar #16 to #15 - katiewoman (01/31/2012) [-]
To be honest, the only reason I called it dating was because it was *cough* online dating. . . if you meet someone from a dating site, it is definitely the case that you will go on a date with them. Other than that, with people I've met outisde of the internet, I'm just as stumped as you.
Alex and I have never been on a 'date' and we've been toghether for years. . .
User avatar #17 to #16 - Kainim (02/01/2012) [-]
hehe, dating is overrated but I see what you mean, it's indeed a date when you meet someone online ^^
User avatar #18 to #17 - katiewoman (02/01/2012) [-]
Haha, yep, dating is definitely overrated! and being single is considerably more fun on most occasions =D
User avatar #19 to #18 - Kainim (02/01/2012) [-]
i can flirt freely which is a lot of fun, but I miss affection, not temporary affection, but unconditional, unsituational affection, just lying in someones arms and be perfectly happy, makes me feel pretty down thinking about it :)
User avatar #20 to #19 - katiewoman (02/02/2012) [-]
They certainly both have their pro's and cons.
If I'd never met Alex I would certainly prefer to be single. But what I have with him is second to none, so I guess, in this case, being in a relationship is exactly what I want.
But hey, you might as well enjoy free flirting while you can. In an instant it can all change. It did with me.

User avatar #21 to #20 - Kainim (02/02/2012) [-]
that's the grand plan :D
flirt with EVERYONE

ahem, hey guuuurl
no but seriously, I just have fun and what happens happens, it tends to work out quite well, so why the hell not ^^
#22 to #21 - katiewoman (02/02/2012) [-]
I like your outlook on life!
Besides, there are things other than relationships!

Food and sleep are important too! Study is a necessary evil. Reading is awesome! I also enjoy spending time with my family and friends.
So, you know, girlfriend? totally not important!
User avatar #23 to #22 - Kainim (02/02/2012) [-]
it's not important i'll give you that, but it does fill a whole in your conciousness :D
and you can fill a hole in hers huehuehuehue :p

but yeah, reading is awesome!
User avatar #24 to #23 - katiewoman (02/02/2012) [-]
Haha, I did actually laugh at that one.

Reading is awesome. I recently had to declutter my bookshelf in my room, whcih meant cleaning out the massive chest at the end of the bed, which meant giving all my cd's and dvd's in there away to a charity in order to have more room for my books. . .Is that sad?

User avatar #25 to #24 - Kainim (02/02/2012) [-]
hard drive can contain msic and movies, shelves are meant for the real deal, aka books, lately i've been to absorbed with internet i rarely read :< but i love science fiction and fantasy
I got the biography of steve jobs yesterday for my birthday :D
looks like a great read!
User avatar #26 to #25 - katiewoman (02/02/2012) [-]
Happy Birthday!!

I agree! And I find it much more relaxing to have books around me. I don't really have a favourite genre. . I hate crime, but Kathy Reichs is my favourite author. . I love horror and thriller novels though. They're just so darn interesting!

User avatar #27 to #26 - Kainim (02/04/2012) [-]
heh, i get completely immersed in fantasynovels :D
User avatar #28 to #27 - katiewoman (02/04/2012) [-]
I sometimes get in trouble at work because I read my book during rest time when there's nothing else to do.
Apparentely, reading is not supervising sleeping children =D
User avatar #29 to #28 - Kainim (02/04/2012) [-]
hahaha, children are burning!!!! wha..? I'm just reading my book chill out
User avatar #30 to #29 - katiewoman (02/04/2012) [-]
Haha, I'm faar more interested in the character in my book then I am of many children legally under my care =D

User avatar #31 to #30 - Kainim (02/04/2012) [-]
it's only normal, if the character in your book dies, what are you supposed to do? you can't rescue them, at least the children have a chance :p
User avatar #32 to #31 - katiewoman (02/04/2012) [-]
Exactly!
I guess that's why I'm studying to become a Librarian, hey?
User avatar #33 to #32 - Kainim (02/04/2012) [-]
oooh, then you can legally watch books ALL DAY :D
User avatar #12 - fiveman (12/20/2011) [-]
played a game called ending forever alone, and i rolled your name, hello new friend ^^
User avatar #1 - normie ONLINE (12/09/2011) [-]
Wooo first comment *virginity gone* :D lol
User avatar #2 to #1 - katiewoman (12/09/2011) [-]
First time for everything there Normie ;)
User avatar #3 to #2 - normie ONLINE (12/10/2011) [-]
;) thats for sure. Was it good for you, it was good for me ;)
User avatar #4 to #3 - katiewoman (12/10/2011) [-]
I've had better.

Was all over a bit quickly to be honest.
User avatar #5 to #4 - normie ONLINE (12/10/2011) [-]
Yeah, thats always a shame :P

How are you?
User avatar #6 to #5 - katiewoman (12/10/2011) [-]
Haha, I'm pretty darn well! Making christmas presesnts for my lovely niece and nephew. They're going to be awesome!

How about you?
User avatar #7 to #6 - normie ONLINE (12/10/2011) [-]
Cool :)

I am not too bad :) a little bit tired though :(
User avatar #8 to #7 - katiewoman (12/10/2011) [-]
Up late last night?
It is nap time. Go and lay down and chill for a while!
User avatar #9 to #8 - normie ONLINE (12/10/2011) [-]
Yeah lol :P i will later, before i start work :)
User avatar #10 to #9 - katiewoman (12/10/2011) [-]
Work on a Saturday, bummer much!
User avatar #11 to #10 - normie ONLINE (12/10/2011) [-]
Yeah i only work friday and saturday nights lol
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