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#200 - I've never even thought of it that way. I catch the …  [+] (7 new replies) 07/17/2012 on Train Etiquette 0
#206 - dawsyy (07/17/2012) [-]
Try working in caboolture , you see so many different types of bogans
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#218 - katiewoman (07/17/2012) [-]
I do work in.caboolture. Council.
#221 - dawsyy (07/19/2012) [-]
Oh. Lol I work ir retail, so I see them way too much. And what do you do in the council?
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#222 - katiewoman (07/20/2012) [-]
I work in records. It's awesome.
#223 - dawsyy (07/20/2012) [-]
Sorry, but what exactly is it that you do working in records? Lol
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#224 - katiewoman (07/21/2012) [-]
we go through all the incoming mail, e-mail, faxes, label them, sort them into each dept, and we back up all the old paper records
#225 - dawsyy (07/24/2012) [-]
Ahh ok, that sounds alright haha
#1 - That's a Weimaraner  [+] (1 new reply) 07/17/2012 on why don't you take a seat... +7
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#2 - LkDubz (07/17/2012) [-]
Was gunna say its a Weimaraner.. I had one of those dogs for 14 years.
#179 - I sometimes catch it just to watch people. .  [+] (9 new replies) 07/17/2012 on Train Etiquette +1
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#197 - thebritishguy (07/17/2012) [-]
how pervy
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#200 - katiewoman (07/17/2012) [-]
I've never even thought of it that way.

I catch the Caboolture line. It's full of some amazing specimens.
#206 - dawsyy (07/17/2012) [-]
Try working in caboolture , you see so many different types of bogans
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#218 - katiewoman (07/17/2012) [-]
I do work in.caboolture. Council.
#221 - dawsyy (07/19/2012) [-]
Oh. Lol I work ir retail, so I see them way too much. And what do you do in the council?
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#222 - katiewoman (07/20/2012) [-]
I work in records. It's awesome.
#223 - dawsyy (07/20/2012) [-]
Sorry, but what exactly is it that you do working in records? Lol
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#224 - katiewoman (07/21/2012) [-]
we go through all the incoming mail, e-mail, faxes, label them, sort them into each dept, and we back up all the old paper records
#225 - dawsyy (07/24/2012) [-]
Ahh ok, that sounds alright haha
#173 - I love living in Queensland, AND seeing the original signs on …  [+] (11 new replies) 07/17/2012 on Train Etiquette +1
#178 - bumbiscuitii (07/17/2012) [-]
I caught the train to Brisbane and back to Robina just because it was free translink week.
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#179 - katiewoman (07/17/2012) [-]
I sometimes catch it just to watch people. .
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#197 - thebritishguy (07/17/2012) [-]
how pervy
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#200 - katiewoman (07/17/2012) [-]
I've never even thought of it that way.

I catch the Caboolture line. It's full of some amazing specimens.
#206 - dawsyy (07/17/2012) [-]
Try working in caboolture , you see so many different types of bogans
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#218 - katiewoman (07/17/2012) [-]
I do work in.caboolture. Council.
#221 - dawsyy (07/19/2012) [-]
Oh. Lol I work ir retail, so I see them way too much. And what do you do in the council?
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#222 - katiewoman (07/20/2012) [-]
I work in records. It's awesome.
#223 - dawsyy (07/20/2012) [-]
Sorry, but what exactly is it that you do working in records? Lol
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#224 - katiewoman (07/21/2012) [-]
we go through all the incoming mail, e-mail, faxes, label them, sort them into each dept, and we back up all the old paper records
#225 - dawsyy (07/24/2012) [-]
Ahh ok, that sounds alright haha
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#2 - Hi new friend. To what do I owe the pleasure of your …  [+] (1 new reply) 06/25/2012 on bigheadnick's profile 0
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#9 - bigheadnick (01/26/2014) [-]
idk i dont remember
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#13 - You must live near me! Well, you know, nearer than mo…  [+] (5 new replies) 06/22/2012 on Bloody Jen's Train Etiquette 0
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#35 - woahnelly (06/22/2012) [-]
Victoria boy here
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#37 - anon (06/22/2012) [-]
hahaha i read NSW as NSFW lol
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#23 - ratboii (06/22/2012) [-]
What year?
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#119 - If I could thumb this a million times, I definitely would! 06/17/2012 on Clearly the best invention... +1
#1 - Are you dirty in the sense that you rarely bathe, or are you d…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/15/2012 on dirtycowboyxx's profile 0
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#2 - dirtycowboyxx (06/15/2012) [-]
Carefree and promiscuous of course! HA
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#33 - My mind is ******* blown. 06/14/2012 on Iraq +1
#55 - I'm comfortable in my old ways. These grills really d… 06/12/2012 on katiewoman's profile 0
#53 - Haha, Oh I am definitely gangster, and not a book reading, cla…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/12/2012 on katiewoman's profile 0
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#54 - dirtycowboyxx (06/12/2012) [-]
a book reading librarian...sounds sexy. haha you outta go back to your old ways!
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#55 - katiewoman (06/12/2012) [-]
I'm comfortable in my old ways.

These grills really don't suit my smile. .
#50 - I am pretty fly. I must admit.  [+] (5 new replies) 06/12/2012 on katiewoman's profile 0
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#52 - dirtycowboyxx (06/12/2012) [-]
If you like Clockwork youre extra fly in my book
#51 - dirtycowboyxx (06/12/2012) [-]
:D
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#53 - katiewoman (06/12/2012) [-]
Haha, Oh I am definitely gangster, and not a book reading, classical singing librarian like I had everyone previously believe.
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#54 - dirtycowboyxx (06/12/2012) [-]
a book reading librarian...sounds sexy. haha you outta go back to your old ways!
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#55 - katiewoman (06/12/2012) [-]
I'm comfortable in my old ways.

These grills really don't suit my smile. .
#48 - Oh you. You too are super fine!  [+] (7 new replies) 06/12/2012 on katiewoman's profile 0
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#49 - dirtycowboyxx (06/12/2012) [-]
More like supah FLY young devotchka
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#50 - katiewoman (06/12/2012) [-]
I am pretty fly. I must admit.
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#52 - dirtycowboyxx (06/12/2012) [-]
If you like Clockwork youre extra fly in my book
#51 - dirtycowboyxx (06/12/2012) [-]
:D
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#53 - katiewoman (06/12/2012) [-]
Haha, Oh I am definitely gangster, and not a book reading, classical singing librarian like I had everyone previously believe.
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#54 - dirtycowboyxx (06/12/2012) [-]
a book reading librarian...sounds sexy. haha you outta go back to your old ways!
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#55 - katiewoman (06/12/2012) [-]
I'm comfortable in my old ways.

These grills really don't suit my smile. .
#46 - In and out of institutions like this?  [+] (9 new replies) 06/12/2012 on katiewoman's profile 0
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#47 - dirtycowboyxx (06/12/2012) [-]
I think im in love with you. hahah youre great
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#48 - katiewoman (06/12/2012) [-]
Oh you.

You too are super fine!
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#49 - dirtycowboyxx (06/12/2012) [-]
More like supah FLY young devotchka
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#50 - katiewoman (06/12/2012) [-]
I am pretty fly. I must admit.
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#52 - dirtycowboyxx (06/12/2012) [-]
If you like Clockwork youre extra fly in my book
#51 - dirtycowboyxx (06/12/2012) [-]
:D
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#53 - katiewoman (06/12/2012) [-]
Haha, Oh I am definitely gangster, and not a book reading, classical singing librarian like I had everyone previously believe.
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#54 - dirtycowboyxx (06/12/2012) [-]
a book reading librarian...sounds sexy. haha you outta go back to your old ways!
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#55 - katiewoman (06/12/2012) [-]
I'm comfortable in my old ways.

These grills really don't suit my smile. .
#231 - My mother wants to read them. She says she's heard they're rea… 06/11/2012 on 50 Shades of Party in Aisle 15 +1
#230 - I guess I'll have to finish them. . I got them off the pirate … 06/11/2012 on 50 Shades of Party in Aisle 15 0
#229 - They're extremely similar. I read twilight too see what th… 06/11/2012 on 50 Shades of Party in Aisle 15 0
#227 - It was like that in both books. I'm halfway through t…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/11/2012 on 50 Shades of Party in Aisle 15 0
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#228 - wytewrapper (06/11/2012) [-]
HAHA!! The second book was the best out of the three. The third well...I just read it to find out what happens but nothing new, just the same with one twist.
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#230 - katiewoman (06/11/2012) [-]
I guess I'll have to finish them. . I got them off the pirate bay, so it's not like i wasted any money.

I mean, piracy is a crime.
#224 - Yep. In love with a plain girl who has never previously held a…  [+] (6 new replies) 06/11/2012 on 50 Shades of Party in Aisle 15 0
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#226 - wytewrapper (06/11/2012) [-]
Agreed haha! At least the book was entertaining in that aspect but god damn did everyone want that chick like no tomorrow, I don't think there was a second in that book series where they weren't freaking out that someone was going to kill her.
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#227 - katiewoman (06/11/2012) [-]
It was like that in both books.

I'm halfway through the second one and I don't know if I'll be able to finish it. It's all the same. Sex, argument, sex, argument, spanking, argument, sex, sex, spanking, some more arguing.

Ugh.
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#228 - wytewrapper (06/11/2012) [-]
HAHA!! The second book was the best out of the three. The third well...I just read it to find out what happens but nothing new, just the same with one twist.
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#230 - katiewoman (06/11/2012) [-]
I guess I'll have to finish them. . I got them off the pirate bay, so it's not like i wasted any money.

I mean, piracy is a crime.
#225 - LaVidaGaga (06/11/2012) [-]
The books were based on a Twilight fanfiction to start with... I never read Twilight tho so I don't know how similar they are
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#229 - katiewoman (06/11/2012) [-]
They're extremely similar.
I read twilight too see what the fuss was about. There's no discernable plot in either of them, and whilst I can understand why women worldwide love the books, it just didn't do it for me.
Give me Harry Potter or Stephen King any day.
#187 - Alan, what kind of phone does a turtle use? A shell p… 06/11/2012 on Alan Rickman, ladies and... +3
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#58 - nindogfellow (09/14/2012) [-]
#57 - supertrollzor (07/12/2012) [-]
what country do you live in?
#56 - coobinator (07/12/2012) [-]
ALOHA
#45 - dirtycowboyxx (06/12/2012) [-]
"What's it going to be then, eh?"
#46 to #45 - katiewoman (06/12/2012) [-]
In and out of institutions like this?
#47 to #46 - dirtycowboyxx (06/12/2012) [-]
I think im in love with you. hahah youre great
#48 to #47 - katiewoman (06/12/2012) [-]
Oh you.

You too are super fine!
#49 to #48 - dirtycowboyxx (06/12/2012) [-]
More like supah FLY young devotchka
#50 to #49 - katiewoman (06/12/2012) [-]
I am pretty fly. I must admit.
#52 to #50 - dirtycowboyxx (06/12/2012) [-]
If you like Clockwork youre extra fly in my book
#51 to #50 - dirtycowboyxx (06/12/2012) [-]
:D
#53 to #51 - katiewoman (06/12/2012) [-]
Haha, Oh I am definitely gangster, and not a book reading, classical singing librarian like I had everyone previously believe.
#54 to #53 - dirtycowboyxx (06/12/2012) [-]
a book reading librarian...sounds sexy. haha you outta go back to your old ways!
#55 to #54 - katiewoman (06/12/2012) [-]
I'm comfortable in my old ways.

These grills really don't suit my smile. .
#41 - danprophet (04/14/2012) [-]
i want to love you, but i dont know what love is
i want to love you, but i dont know what love is
#42 to #41 - katiewoman (04/14/2012) [-]
That's ok. Together, through highs and lows, we will discover what it means.
#43 to #42 - danprophet (04/14/2012) [-]
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#36 to #35 - katiewoman (03/06/2012) [-]
I love you too.

You didn't even roll my name or anything.
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#38 to #37 - katiewoman (03/06/2012) [-]
Oh heck yes you'll love me any damn way you please!
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#40 to #39 - katiewoman (03/06/2012) [-]
. . . That's one way to look at it. .
#13 - Kainim (01/26/2012) [-]
I ran out of replies :D
but to continue the conversation, that guy was indeed creepy, I'm all for long kisses, but at the appropriate moment, with the appropriate atmosphere, and... ofcourse, only when I'm sure all terms are clear and she actually wants to kiss, for instance in your situation, if you keep distance like that and you don't respond to hints, I would never kiss you in his place xD

some people are just really bad at reading signs I guess (not that I am always right, but I'm pretty good at it I think)
#34 to #13 - katiewoman (02/04/2012) [-]
We used up all the replies!

I know, right?! Dream job!!

How about you? Do you have a dreamn job?
#14 to #13 - katiewoman (01/27/2012) [-]
As long as you'r attentive then I don't think there's much of a problem, he was obviously too wound up in himself to notice the very stong signal I was emitting.
And that is why I am glad I refused to see him again.

Anyway, bad dating stories, eh?
#15 to #14 - Kainim (01/27/2012) [-]
I don't have any ^^ I'm not familiar with the concept of dating actually, is it going out with the prospect of "he might be a suitable man to have a relationship with/sex with"?
because I just go out with people and if something happens than that's fine, having expectations tends to ruin things for me^^
#16 to #15 - katiewoman (01/31/2012) [-]
To be honest, the only reason I called it dating was because it was *cough* online dating. . . if you meet someone from a dating site, it is definitely the case that you will go on a date with them. Other than that, with people I've met outisde of the internet, I'm just as stumped as you.
Alex and I have never been on a 'date' and we've been toghether for years. . .
#17 to #16 - Kainim (02/01/2012) [-]
hehe, dating is overrated but I see what you mean, it's indeed a date when you meet someone online ^^
#18 to #17 - katiewoman (02/01/2012) [-]
Haha, yep, dating is definitely overrated! and being single is considerably more fun on most occasions =D
#19 to #18 - Kainim (02/01/2012) [-]
i can flirt freely which is a lot of fun, but I miss affection, not temporary affection, but unconditional, unsituational affection, just lying in someones arms and be perfectly happy, makes me feel pretty down thinking about it :)
#20 to #19 - katiewoman (02/02/2012) [-]
They certainly both have their pro's and cons.
If I'd never met Alex I would certainly prefer to be single. But what I have with him is second to none, so I guess, in this case, being in a relationship is exactly what I want.
But hey, you might as well enjoy free flirting while you can. In an instant it can all change. It did with me.

#21 to #20 - Kainim (02/02/2012) [-]
that's the grand plan :D
flirt with EVERYONE

ahem, hey guuuurl
no but seriously, I just have fun and what happens happens, it tends to work out quite well, so why the hell not ^^
#22 to #21 - katiewoman (02/02/2012) [-]
I like your outlook on life!
Besides, there are things other than relationships!

Food and sleep are important too! Study is a necessary evil. Reading is awesome! I also enjoy spending time with my family and friends.
So, you know, girlfriend? totally not important!
#23 to #22 - Kainim (02/02/2012) [-]
it's not important i'll give you that, but it does fill a whole in your conciousness :D
and you can fill a hole in hers huehuehuehue :p

but yeah, reading is awesome!
#24 to #23 - katiewoman (02/02/2012) [-]
Haha, I did actually laugh at that one.

Reading is awesome. I recently had to declutter my bookshelf in my room, whcih meant cleaning out the massive chest at the end of the bed, which meant giving all my cd's and dvd's in there away to a charity in order to have more room for my books. . .Is that sad?

#25 to #24 - Kainim (02/02/2012) [-]
hard drive can contain msic and movies, shelves are meant for the real deal, aka books, lately i've been to absorbed with internet i rarely read :< but i love science fiction and fantasy
I got the biography of steve jobs yesterday for my birthday :D
looks like a great read!
#26 to #25 - katiewoman (02/02/2012) [-]
Happy Birthday!!

I agree! And I find it much more relaxing to have books around me. I don't really have a favourite genre. . I hate crime, but Kathy Reichs is my favourite author. . I love horror and thriller novels though. They're just so darn interesting!

#27 to #26 - Kainim (02/04/2012) [-]
heh, i get completely immersed in fantasynovels :D
#28 to #27 - katiewoman (02/04/2012) [-]
I sometimes get in trouble at work because I read my book during rest time when there's nothing else to do.
Apparentely, reading is not supervising sleeping children =D
#29 to #28 - Kainim (02/04/2012) [-]
hahaha, children are burning!!!! wha..? I'm just reading my book chill out
#30 to #29 - katiewoman (02/04/2012) [-]
Haha, I'm faar more interested in the character in my book then I am of many children legally under my care =D

#31 to #30 - Kainim (02/04/2012) [-]
it's only normal, if the character in your book dies, what are you supposed to do? you can't rescue them, at least the children have a chance :p
#32 to #31 - katiewoman (02/04/2012) [-]
Exactly!
I guess that's why I'm studying to become a Librarian, hey?
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oooh, then you can legally watch books ALL DAY :D
#12 - fiveman (12/20/2011) [-]
played a game called ending forever alone, and i rolled your name, hello new friend ^^
#1 - normie (12/09/2011) [-]
Wooo first comment *virginity gone* :D lol
#2 to #1 - katiewoman (12/09/2011) [-]
First time for everything there Normie ;)
#3 to #2 - normie (12/10/2011) [-]
;) thats for sure. Was it good for you, it was good for me ;)
#4 to #3 - katiewoman (12/10/2011) [-]
I've had better.

Was all over a bit quickly to be honest.
#5 to #4 - normie (12/10/2011) [-]
Yeah, thats always a shame :P

How are you?
#6 to #5 - katiewoman (12/10/2011) [-]
Haha, I'm pretty darn well! Making christmas presesnts for my lovely niece and nephew. They're going to be awesome!

How about you?
#7 to #6 - normie (12/10/2011) [-]
Cool :)

I am not too bad :) a little bit tired though :(
#8 to #7 - katiewoman (12/10/2011) [-]
Up late last night?
It is nap time. Go and lay down and chill for a while!
#9 to #8 - normie (12/10/2011) [-]
Yeah lol :P i will later, before i start work :)
#10 to #9 - katiewoman (12/10/2011) [-]
Work on a Saturday, bummer much!
#11 to #10 - normie (12/10/2011) [-]
Yeah i only work friday and saturday nights lol