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katiewoman

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Date Signed Up:8/26/2011
Last Login:4/05/2013
Location:Brisbane
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#8 - You're not from Australia then huh? 10/11/2011 on No sleep for me, thanks. +1
#1 - Every ******* time. 10/11/2011 on Bohemian Rhapsody +3
#177 - Worth it. 10/05/2011 on God returned him! +2
#176 - Totally cried. 10/05/2011 on God returned him! 0
#174 - For the love of god, so do I. My husband will never ever know.  [+] (2 new replies) 10/05/2011 on God returned him! +4
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#175 - sharknik (10/05/2011) [-]
Neither will my girlfriend.
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#177 - katiewoman (10/05/2011) [-]
Worth it.
#245 - Own the Boxset. One day I'll get a life.  [+] (1 new reply) 10/05/2011 on You're Awesome +1
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#273 - despicablehero (10/05/2011) [-]
Same.
#8 - Comment deleted 09/30/2011 on Front Page Challenge Accepted 0
#6 - Comment deleted  [+] (2 new replies) 09/30/2011 on Front Page Challenge Accepted 0
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#3 - Comment deleted  [+] (4 new replies) 09/30/2011 on Front Page Challenge Accepted +2
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#1 - **** jackass. 09/17/2011 on Kick in the vagina 0
#182 - Brisbane. So pretty sheltered from the most of it. Great pl… 09/17/2011 on Australia 0
#145 - Welcome mate. Welcome.  [+] (2 new replies) 09/17/2011 on Australia +2
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#156 - dubsteppahjoe (09/17/2011) [-]
haha thanks. where in oz you at? I'm in Geelong
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#182 - katiewoman (09/17/2011) [-]
Brisbane. So pretty sheltered from the most of it.
Great place though. Hot.
#1 - I must admit. I did laugh. In that 'oh, god, what the ***** ki… 09/09/2011 on bet you can't get this 0
#8 - Haha, thanks! I have epic paint skills evidently. 09/09/2011 on Short attention wife. +1
#5 - Yeah, I'm aware of that, but I (being the wife with the short … 09/08/2011 on Short attention wife. 0
#2 - that's an awesome repost =) 09/05/2011 on Go to hell 0
#1 - I laughed when I saw this more than a year ago. . 09/05/2011 on Heaps sick ayee +1
#4 - How is this even remotely funny? 09/02/2011 on Pool LOL 0
#285 - Proud to be an Australian right now. 09/01/2011 on Sex you say? (Part 3) 0
#1 - Also repost. 08/28/2011 on Dont Say Cock +3
#2 - Oh that is genius! Poe would roll over in his grave =D  [+] (1 new reply) 08/28/2011 on Brilliant Poem By... 0
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#3 - MyNameIsARickRoll (08/28/2011) [-]
^_^
Why thanks
#1 - Repost. 08/26/2011 on marty fucked up 0
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#58 - nindogfellow (09/14/2012) [-]
#57 - supertrollzor (07/12/2012) [-]
what country do you live in?
#56 - coobinator (07/12/2012) [-]
ALOHA
#45 - dirtycowboyxx (06/12/2012) [-]
"What's it going to be then, eh?"
#46 to #45 - katiewoman (06/12/2012) [-]
In and out of institutions like this?
#47 to #46 - dirtycowboyxx (06/12/2012) [-]
I think im in love with you. hahah youre great
#48 to #47 - katiewoman (06/12/2012) [-]
Oh you.

You too are super fine!
#49 to #48 - dirtycowboyxx (06/12/2012) [-]
More like supah FLY young devotchka
#50 to #49 - katiewoman (06/12/2012) [-]
I am pretty fly. I must admit.
#52 to #50 - dirtycowboyxx (06/12/2012) [-]
If you like Clockwork youre extra fly in my book
#51 to #50 - dirtycowboyxx (06/12/2012) [-]
:D
#53 to #51 - katiewoman (06/12/2012) [-]
Haha, Oh I am definitely gangster, and not a book reading, classical singing librarian like I had everyone previously believe.
#54 to #53 - dirtycowboyxx (06/12/2012) [-]
a book reading librarian...sounds sexy. haha you outta go back to your old ways!
#55 to #54 - katiewoman (06/12/2012) [-]
I'm comfortable in my old ways.

These grills really don't suit my smile. .
#41 - danprophet (04/14/2012) [-]
i want to love you, but i dont know what love is
i want to love you, but i dont know what love is
#42 to #41 - katiewoman (04/14/2012) [-]
That's ok. Together, through highs and lows, we will discover what it means.
#43 to #42 - danprophet (04/14/2012) [-]
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#36 to #35 - katiewoman (03/06/2012) [-]
I love you too.

You didn't even roll my name or anything.
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#38 to #37 - katiewoman (03/06/2012) [-]
Oh heck yes you'll love me any damn way you please!
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#40 to #39 - katiewoman (03/06/2012) [-]
. . . That's one way to look at it. .
#13 - Kainim (01/26/2012) [-]
I ran out of replies :D
but to continue the conversation, that guy was indeed creepy, I'm all for long kisses, but at the appropriate moment, with the appropriate atmosphere, and... ofcourse, only when I'm sure all terms are clear and she actually wants to kiss, for instance in your situation, if you keep distance like that and you don't respond to hints, I would never kiss you in his place xD

some people are just really bad at reading signs I guess (not that I am always right, but I'm pretty good at it I think)
#34 to #13 - katiewoman (02/04/2012) [-]
We used up all the replies!

I know, right?! Dream job!!

How about you? Do you have a dreamn job?
#14 to #13 - katiewoman (01/27/2012) [-]
As long as you'r attentive then I don't think there's much of a problem, he was obviously too wound up in himself to notice the very stong signal I was emitting.
And that is why I am glad I refused to see him again.

Anyway, bad dating stories, eh?
#15 to #14 - Kainim (01/27/2012) [-]
I don't have any ^^ I'm not familiar with the concept of dating actually, is it going out with the prospect of "he might be a suitable man to have a relationship with/sex with"?
because I just go out with people and if something happens than that's fine, having expectations tends to ruin things for me^^
#16 to #15 - katiewoman (01/31/2012) [-]
To be honest, the only reason I called it dating was because it was *cough* online dating. . . if you meet someone from a dating site, it is definitely the case that you will go on a date with them. Other than that, with people I've met outisde of the internet, I'm just as stumped as you.
Alex and I have never been on a 'date' and we've been toghether for years. . .
#17 to #16 - Kainim (02/01/2012) [-]
hehe, dating is overrated but I see what you mean, it's indeed a date when you meet someone online ^^
#18 to #17 - katiewoman (02/01/2012) [-]
Haha, yep, dating is definitely overrated! and being single is considerably more fun on most occasions =D
#19 to #18 - Kainim (02/01/2012) [-]
i can flirt freely which is a lot of fun, but I miss affection, not temporary affection, but unconditional, unsituational affection, just lying in someones arms and be perfectly happy, makes me feel pretty down thinking about it :)
#20 to #19 - katiewoman (02/02/2012) [-]
They certainly both have their pro's and cons.
If I'd never met Alex I would certainly prefer to be single. But what I have with him is second to none, so I guess, in this case, being in a relationship is exactly what I want.
But hey, you might as well enjoy free flirting while you can. In an instant it can all change. It did with me.

#21 to #20 - Kainim (02/02/2012) [-]
that's the grand plan :D
flirt with EVERYONE

ahem, hey guuuurl
no but seriously, I just have fun and what happens happens, it tends to work out quite well, so why the hell not ^^
#22 to #21 - katiewoman (02/02/2012) [-]
I like your outlook on life!
Besides, there are things other than relationships!

Food and sleep are important too! Study is a necessary evil. Reading is awesome! I also enjoy spending time with my family and friends.
So, you know, girlfriend? totally not important!
#23 to #22 - Kainim (02/02/2012) [-]
it's not important i'll give you that, but it does fill a whole in your conciousness :D
and you can fill a hole in hers huehuehuehue :p

but yeah, reading is awesome!
#24 to #23 - katiewoman (02/02/2012) [-]
Haha, I did actually laugh at that one.

Reading is awesome. I recently had to declutter my bookshelf in my room, whcih meant cleaning out the massive chest at the end of the bed, which meant giving all my cd's and dvd's in there away to a charity in order to have more room for my books. . .Is that sad?

#25 to #24 - Kainim (02/02/2012) [-]
hard drive can contain msic and movies, shelves are meant for the real deal, aka books, lately i've been to absorbed with internet i rarely read :< but i love science fiction and fantasy
I got the biography of steve jobs yesterday for my birthday :D
looks like a great read!
#26 to #25 - katiewoman (02/02/2012) [-]
Happy Birthday!!

I agree! And I find it much more relaxing to have books around me. I don't really have a favourite genre. . I hate crime, but Kathy Reichs is my favourite author. . I love horror and thriller novels though. They're just so darn interesting!

#27 to #26 - Kainim (02/04/2012) [-]
heh, i get completely immersed in fantasynovels :D
#28 to #27 - katiewoman (02/04/2012) [-]
I sometimes get in trouble at work because I read my book during rest time when there's nothing else to do.
Apparentely, reading is not supervising sleeping children =D
#29 to #28 - Kainim (02/04/2012) [-]
hahaha, children are burning!!!! wha..? I'm just reading my book chill out
#30 to #29 - katiewoman (02/04/2012) [-]
Haha, I'm faar more interested in the character in my book then I am of many children legally under my care =D

#31 to #30 - Kainim (02/04/2012) [-]
it's only normal, if the character in your book dies, what are you supposed to do? you can't rescue them, at least the children have a chance :p
#32 to #31 - katiewoman (02/04/2012) [-]
Exactly!
I guess that's why I'm studying to become a Librarian, hey?
#33 to #32 - Kainim
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oooh, then you can legally watch books ALL DAY :D
#12 - fiveman (12/20/2011) [-]
played a game called ending forever alone, and i rolled your name, hello new friend ^^
#1 - normie (12/09/2011) [-]
Wooo first comment *virginity gone* :D lol
#2 to #1 - katiewoman (12/09/2011) [-]
First time for everything there Normie ;)
#3 to #2 - normie (12/10/2011) [-]
;) thats for sure. Was it good for you, it was good for me ;)
#4 to #3 - katiewoman (12/10/2011) [-]
I've had better.

Was all over a bit quickly to be honest.
#5 to #4 - normie (12/10/2011) [-]
Yeah, thats always a shame :P

How are you?
#6 to #5 - katiewoman (12/10/2011) [-]
Haha, I'm pretty darn well! Making christmas presesnts for my lovely niece and nephew. They're going to be awesome!

How about you?
#7 to #6 - normie (12/10/2011) [-]
Cool :)

I am not too bad :) a little bit tired though :(
#8 to #7 - katiewoman (12/10/2011) [-]
Up late last night?
It is nap time. Go and lay down and chill for a while!
#9 to #8 - normie (12/10/2011) [-]
Yeah lol :P i will later, before i start work :)
#10 to #9 - katiewoman (12/10/2011) [-]
Work on a Saturday, bummer much!
#11 to #10 - normie (12/10/2011) [-]
Yeah i only work friday and saturday nights lol