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Date Signed Up:8/26/2011
Last Login:4/05/2013
Location:Brisbane
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#329 - I live in Australia and we have some big-ass spiders but WHAT … 11/02/2011 on NOPE +4
#189 - You get thumb s for Old Gregg!! 10/23/2011 on Comp of funnies +1
#53 - I want to thumb it a million times!! 10/22/2011 on Give this man a Fricken big... +1
#21 - That. is ******* hilarious!! 10/19/2011 on Forrest +2
#5 - I would thumb this comment up 100 times if I could!! 10/18/2011 on Farewell +2
#21 - I can not express the rage this comic instills in me!! … 10/18/2011 on To be a Hipster you need... +1
#20 - I've got thick rimmed black glasses. I've had them for … 10/18/2011 on To be a Hipster you need... +4
#546 - Or a cross between the two? 10/18/2011 on The truth +3
#543 - Not sure if good or bad. . . 10/18/2011 on The truth +1
#542 - **katiewoman rolled a random image**  [+] (1 new reply) 10/18/2011 on The truth +7
User avatar #543 - katiewoman (10/18/2011) [-]
Not sure if good or bad. . .
#529 - Comment deleted 10/18/2011 on The truth 0
#427 - Husband and I were like 'yeeah, **** this … 10/16/2011 on Thumb down if you don't cry +3
#62 - They're just too ******* dangerous!! 10/15/2011 on Australia 0
#60 - It does count, my friend. It does. 10/15/2011 on Australia 0
#59 - Those drop bears are the ******* worst. On…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/15/2011 on Australia 0
#61 - crazyaussie (10/15/2011) [-]
FUCKING DROPBEARS!
User avatar #62 - katiewoman (10/15/2011) [-]
They're just too fucking dangerous!!
#8 - haha, no stress. It's a top gif =) 10/14/2011 on oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck 0
#4 - Hey, Just a heads up, this gif has been posted at leas…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/14/2011 on oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck +1
#7 - ballerfifteen (10/14/2011) [-]
my fault katie i been on for the past week and havnt seen it if this is a repost im just sharing the spider love
User avatar #8 - katiewoman (10/14/2011) [-]
haha, no stress. It's a top gif =)
#35 - Yeah, but who the **** knows what Canberra is?  [+] (3 new replies) 10/14/2011 on Australia +2
#51 - lordstark has deleted their comment.
#48 - crazyaussie (10/14/2011) [-]
I do does that count.
User avatar #60 - katiewoman (10/15/2011) [-]
It does count, my friend.

It does.
#34 - **** Perth, where the **** is Brisba… 10/14/2011 on Australia +3
#33 - Ever tried driving over an echidna? Two blown tyres. Th…  [+] (5 new replies) 10/14/2011 on Australia +1
User avatar #39 - Dizzay (10/14/2011) [-]
My mates friend hit a boomer.
It went through the front window, kicked him untill his intestines were on the floor. It kept kicking him ntill his fucking head came off, then hopped out of the car. The found it 50 metres away with a windscreen wiper sticking from one of its eyes.
#47 - crazyaussie (10/14/2011) [-]
Fucking Kangaroos!
User avatar #59 - katiewoman (10/15/2011) [-]
Those drop bears are the fucking worst.

One of my mates lost an eye and half his fucking face to one of those.
#61 - crazyaussie (10/15/2011) [-]
FUCKING DROPBEARS!
User avatar #62 - katiewoman (10/15/2011) [-]
They're just too fucking dangerous!!
#16 - Why can i only thumb this once?!!? 10/13/2011 on Twins 2 +4
#264 - Surprisingly relevant. 10/13/2011 on Funny Religion Comp +2
#214 - I would thumb this 100 times if I could. 10/13/2011 on JUST FUCKING HAPPENED +1
#6 - I would thumb this many a time if I were able. 10/12/2011 on FISHY 0
#41 - I feel like I've just gone back to highschool. I had to… 10/12/2011 on Boys Will Be Girls 0

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#57 - supertrollzor (07/12/2012) [-]
what country do you live in?
#56 - coobinator (07/12/2012) [-]
ALOHA
#45 - dirtycowboyxx (06/12/2012) [-]
"What's it going to be then, eh?"
User avatar #46 to #45 - katiewoman (06/12/2012) [-]
In and out of institutions like this?
User avatar #47 to #46 - dirtycowboyxx (06/12/2012) [-]
I think im in love with you. hahah youre great
User avatar #48 to #47 - katiewoman (06/12/2012) [-]
Oh you.

You too are super fine!
User avatar #49 to #48 - dirtycowboyxx (06/12/2012) [-]
More like supah FLY young devotchka
User avatar #50 to #49 - katiewoman (06/12/2012) [-]
I am pretty fly. I must admit.
User avatar #52 to #50 - dirtycowboyxx (06/12/2012) [-]
If you like Clockwork youre extra fly in my book
User avatar #53 to #51 - katiewoman (06/12/2012) [-]
Haha, Oh I am definitely gangster, and not a book reading, classical singing librarian like I had everyone previously believe.
User avatar #54 to #53 - dirtycowboyxx (06/12/2012) [-]
a book reading librarian...sounds sexy. haha you outta go back to your old ways!
User avatar #55 to #54 - katiewoman (06/12/2012) [-]
I'm comfortable in my old ways.

These grills really don't suit my smile. .
#41 - danprophet (04/14/2012) [-]
i want to love you, but i dont know what love is
i want to love you, but i dont know what love is
#42 to #41 - katiewoman (04/14/2012) [-]
That's ok. Together, through highs and lows, we will discover what it means.
#35 - loverofhate **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #36 to #35 - katiewoman (03/06/2012) [-]
I love you too.

You didn't even roll my name or anything.
#37 to #36 - loverofhate **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #38 to #37 - katiewoman (03/06/2012) [-]
Oh heck yes you'll love me any damn way you please!
#39 to #38 - loverofhate **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #40 to #39 - katiewoman (03/06/2012) [-]
. . . That's one way to look at it. .
User avatar #13 - Kainim (01/26/2012) [-]
I ran out of replies :D
but to continue the conversation, that guy was indeed creepy, I'm all for long kisses, but at the appropriate moment, with the appropriate atmosphere, and... ofcourse, only when I'm sure all terms are clear and she actually wants to kiss, for instance in your situation, if you keep distance like that and you don't respond to hints, I would never kiss you in his place xD

some people are just really bad at reading signs I guess (not that I am always right, but I'm pretty good at it I think)
User avatar #34 to #13 - katiewoman (02/04/2012) [-]
We used up all the replies!

I know, right?! Dream job!!

How about you? Do you have a dreamn job?
User avatar #14 to #13 - katiewoman (01/27/2012) [-]
As long as you'r attentive then I don't think there's much of a problem, he was obviously too wound up in himself to notice the very stong signal I was emitting.
And that is why I am glad I refused to see him again.

Anyway, bad dating stories, eh?
User avatar #15 to #14 - Kainim (01/27/2012) [-]
I don't have any ^^ I'm not familiar with the concept of dating actually, is it going out with the prospect of "he might be a suitable man to have a relationship with/sex with"?
because I just go out with people and if something happens than that's fine, having expectations tends to ruin things for me^^
User avatar #16 to #15 - katiewoman (01/31/2012) [-]
To be honest, the only reason I called it dating was because it was *cough* online dating. . . if you meet someone from a dating site, it is definitely the case that you will go on a date with them. Other than that, with people I've met outisde of the internet, I'm just as stumped as you.
Alex and I have never been on a 'date' and we've been toghether for years. . .
User avatar #17 to #16 - Kainim (02/01/2012) [-]
hehe, dating is overrated but I see what you mean, it's indeed a date when you meet someone online ^^
User avatar #18 to #17 - katiewoman (02/01/2012) [-]
Haha, yep, dating is definitely overrated! and being single is considerably more fun on most occasions =D
User avatar #19 to #18 - Kainim (02/01/2012) [-]
i can flirt freely which is a lot of fun, but I miss affection, not temporary affection, but unconditional, unsituational affection, just lying in someones arms and be perfectly happy, makes me feel pretty down thinking about it :)
User avatar #20 to #19 - katiewoman (02/02/2012) [-]
They certainly both have their pro's and cons.
If I'd never met Alex I would certainly prefer to be single. But what I have with him is second to none, so I guess, in this case, being in a relationship is exactly what I want.
But hey, you might as well enjoy free flirting while you can. In an instant it can all change. It did with me.

User avatar #21 to #20 - Kainim (02/02/2012) [-]
that's the grand plan :D
flirt with EVERYONE

ahem, hey guuuurl
no but seriously, I just have fun and what happens happens, it tends to work out quite well, so why the hell not ^^
#22 to #21 - katiewoman (02/02/2012) [-]
I like your outlook on life!
Besides, there are things other than relationships!

Food and sleep are important too! Study is a necessary evil. Reading is awesome! I also enjoy spending time with my family and friends.
So, you know, girlfriend? totally not important!
User avatar #23 to #22 - Kainim (02/02/2012) [-]
it's not important i'll give you that, but it does fill a whole in your conciousness :D
and you can fill a hole in hers huehuehuehue :p

but yeah, reading is awesome!
User avatar #24 to #23 - katiewoman (02/02/2012) [-]
Haha, I did actually laugh at that one.

Reading is awesome. I recently had to declutter my bookshelf in my room, whcih meant cleaning out the massive chest at the end of the bed, which meant giving all my cd's and dvd's in there away to a charity in order to have more room for my books. . .Is that sad?

User avatar #25 to #24 - Kainim (02/02/2012) [-]
hard drive can contain msic and movies, shelves are meant for the real deal, aka books, lately i've been to absorbed with internet i rarely read :< but i love science fiction and fantasy
I got the biography of steve jobs yesterday for my birthday :D
looks like a great read!
User avatar #26 to #25 - katiewoman (02/02/2012) [-]
Happy Birthday!!

I agree! And I find it much more relaxing to have books around me. I don't really have a favourite genre. . I hate crime, but Kathy Reichs is my favourite author. . I love horror and thriller novels though. They're just so darn interesting!

User avatar #27 to #26 - Kainim (02/04/2012) [-]
heh, i get completely immersed in fantasynovels :D
User avatar #28 to #27 - katiewoman (02/04/2012) [-]
I sometimes get in trouble at work because I read my book during rest time when there's nothing else to do.
Apparentely, reading is not supervising sleeping children =D
User avatar #29 to #28 - Kainim (02/04/2012) [-]
hahaha, children are burning!!!! wha..? I'm just reading my book chill out
User avatar #30 to #29 - katiewoman (02/04/2012) [-]
Haha, I'm faar more interested in the character in my book then I am of many children legally under my care =D

User avatar #31 to #30 - Kainim (02/04/2012) [-]
it's only normal, if the character in your book dies, what are you supposed to do? you can't rescue them, at least the children have a chance :p
User avatar #32 to #31 - katiewoman (02/04/2012) [-]
Exactly!
I guess that's why I'm studying to become a Librarian, hey?
User avatar #33 to #32 - Kainim (02/04/2012) [-]
oooh, then you can legally watch books ALL DAY :D
User avatar #12 - fiveman (12/20/2011) [-]
played a game called ending forever alone, and i rolled your name, hello new friend ^^
User avatar #1 - normie (12/09/2011) [-]
Wooo first comment *virginity gone* :D lol
User avatar #2 to #1 - katiewoman (12/09/2011) [-]
First time for everything there Normie ;)
User avatar #3 to #2 - normie (12/10/2011) [-]
;) thats for sure. Was it good for you, it was good for me ;)
User avatar #4 to #3 - katiewoman (12/10/2011) [-]
I've had better.

Was all over a bit quickly to be honest.
User avatar #5 to #4 - normie (12/10/2011) [-]
Yeah, thats always a shame :P

How are you?
User avatar #6 to #5 - katiewoman (12/10/2011) [-]
Haha, I'm pretty darn well! Making christmas presesnts for my lovely niece and nephew. They're going to be awesome!

How about you?
User avatar #7 to #6 - normie (12/10/2011) [-]
Cool :)

I am not too bad :) a little bit tired though :(
User avatar #8 to #7 - katiewoman (12/10/2011) [-]
Up late last night?
It is nap time. Go and lay down and chill for a while!
User avatar #9 to #8 - normie (12/10/2011) [-]
Yeah lol :P i will later, before i start work :)
User avatar #10 to #9 - katiewoman (12/10/2011) [-]
Work on a Saturday, bummer much!
User avatar #11 to #10 - normie (12/10/2011) [-]
Yeah i only work friday and saturday nights lol
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