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kaptaink

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Gender: male
Age: 23
Date Signed Up:2/28/2011
Last Login:8/25/2016
Location:Texas is the greatest place on earth
FunnyJunk Career Stats
Comment Ranking:#8034
Highest Content Rank:#13704
Highest Comment Rank:#11195
Content Thumbs: 59 total,  79 ,  20
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Content Level Progress: 80% (4/5)
Level 1 Content: New Here → Level 2 Content: New Here
Comment Level Progress: 60% (6/10)
Level 154 Comments: Faptastic → Level 155 Comments: Faptastic
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Content Views:1437
Times Content Favorited:4 times
Total Comments Made:486
FJ Points:689
Favorite Tags: soti (2)
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#80 - ive seen this a few times and i am just do wildly curious as t…  [+] (5 new replies) 03/06/2013 on 15 POUND HOME-MADE DIABETUS. +1
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#82 - kmang (03/06/2013) [-]
QWOP
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#85 - kaptaink (03/06/2013) [-]
for the lolz or is this a fail at some competition or what?
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#91 - szymonf (03/06/2013) [-]
http://www.foddy.net/Athletics.html
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#90 - raigen (03/06/2013) [-]
for the lolz based on a game called QWOP
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#94 - kaptaink (03/06/2013) [-]
thank you all for your assistance! haha
#1855 - i love jesus, apple, nickleback, and think skyrim is a waste o… 02/17/2013 on What Kind of FJ'er are You? 0
#1851 - **kaptaink rolls 7**  [+] (1 new reply) 02/17/2013 on What Kind of FJ'er are You? 0
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#1855 - kaptaink (02/17/2013) [-]
i love jesus, apple, nickleback, and think skyrim is a waste of life

suck on it
#3066 - **kaptaink rolled a random image posted in comment #467960 … 02/11/2013 on It Lurks Under Your Bed 0
#7338 - **kaptaink rolled a random comment #156 posted by woffett … 02/09/2013 on What You Say to the Girl... 0
#3537 - **kaptaink rolled a random image posted in comment #2986984 … 02/09/2013 on This is what you wake up to... +1
#1899 - **kaptaink rolled a random comment #53 posted by Loppytaff… 02/09/2013 on What You Scream During Sex +2
#3778 - I'm sorry :(  [+] (1 new reply) 02/06/2013 on At Your Wedding 0
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#3784 - jmezfm (02/06/2013) [-]
slapslapslap
clapclapclap
#3775 - **kaptaink rolled a random comment #2834313 posted by jmez…  [+] (3 new replies) 02/06/2013 on At Your Wedding 0
#3777 - jmezfm (02/06/2013) [-]
What the fuck did you just fucking clap about me, you little Cindy Vortex? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Retroville Elementary School, andI've been involved in numerous secret claps on Ultra-Lord, and I have over 300 confirmed slaps. I am trained in slapslapslap warfare and I'm the top clapper in the entire Retroville Elementray Presidental Candidacy. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will slap you the fuck out with precision thelikes of which have never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking song. You think you can get away with clapping that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, Goddard. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of slappers across the USA and your IP is being clapped right now so you better prepare for the storm, Sheen. The storm that claps out the pathetic little thing you call your candidacy. You're fucking done, kid. I can clap anywhere, anytime, and I can slap you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in slapping combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Nickelodeon Characters Corps and I will use it to its full extent to clap your miserable ass off the face of Retroville, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" clapclapclap was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have slapped your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn non-clapper. I will slap fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking slapped, kiddo.
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#3778 - kaptaink (02/06/2013) [-]
I'm sorry :(
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#3784 - jmezfm (02/06/2013) [-]
slapslapslap
clapclapclap
#2045 - nice 02/04/2013 on Your weapon in the Zombie... 0