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kaptaink

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Gender: male
Age: 23
Consoles Owned: Xbox 360, PS3, Wii
Video Games Played: Monster Hunter, Civilization, Smash, Kart
Interests: Basketball, Psychology, Philosophy, Bitches
Date Signed Up:2/28/2011
Last Login:6/30/2016
Location:Texas is the greatest place on earth
FunnyJunk Career Stats
Comment Ranking:#14739
Highest Content Rank:#13704
Highest Comment Rank:#11195
Content Thumbs: 59 total,  79 ,  20
Comment Thumbs: 455 total,  622 ,  167
Content Level Progress: 80% (4/5)
Level 1 Content: New Here → Level 2 Content: New Here
Comment Level Progress: 40% (4/10)
Level 144 Comments: Faptastic → Level 145 Comments: Faptastic
Subscribers:0
Content Views:1435
Times Content Favorited:4 times
Total Comments Made:481
FJ Points:610
Favorite Tags: soti (2)
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#3537 - **kaptaink rolled a random image posted in comment #2986984 … 02/09/2013 on This is what you wake up to... +1
#1899 - **kaptaink rolled a random comment #53 posted by Loppytaff… 02/09/2013 on What You Scream During Sex +2
#3778 - I'm sorry :(  [+] (1 new reply) 02/06/2013 on At Your Wedding 0
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#3784 - jmezfm (02/06/2013) [-]
slapslapslap
clapclapclap
#3775 - **kaptaink rolled a random comment #2834313 posted by jmez…  [+] (3 new replies) 02/06/2013 on At Your Wedding 0
#3777 - jmezfm (02/06/2013) [-]
What the fuck did you just fucking clap about me, you little Cindy Vortex? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Retroville Elementary School, andI've been involved in numerous secret claps on Ultra-Lord, and I have over 300 confirmed slaps. I am trained in slapslapslap warfare and I'm the top clapper in the entire Retroville Elementray Presidental Candidacy. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will slap you the fuck out with precision thelikes of which have never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking song. You think you can get away with clapping that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, Goddard. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of slappers across the USA and your IP is being clapped right now so you better prepare for the storm, Sheen. The storm that claps out the pathetic little thing you call your candidacy. You're fucking done, kid. I can clap anywhere, anytime, and I can slap you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in slapping combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Nickelodeon Characters Corps and I will use it to its full extent to clap your miserable ass off the face of Retroville, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" clapclapclap was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have slapped your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn non-clapper. I will slap fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking slapped, kiddo.
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#3778 - kaptaink (02/06/2013) [-]
I'm sorry :(
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#3784 - jmezfm (02/06/2013) [-]
slapslapslap
clapclapclap
#2045 - nice 02/04/2013 on Your weapon in the Zombie... 0
#2043 - **kaptaink rolled a random image posted in comment #165 at …  [+] (1 new reply) 02/04/2013 on Your weapon in the Zombie... +1
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#2045 - kaptaink (02/04/2013) [-]
nice
#5166 - **kaptaink rolled a random image posted in comment #6 at A… 02/03/2013 on Your New Girlfriend 0
#187 - and death note, cant forget death note 01/09/2013 on Anime Clubs in a Nutshell +3
#183 - Naruto Bleach Full Metal Hunter X Hunter Ruro…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/09/2013 on Anime Clubs in a Nutshell 0
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#187 - kaptaink (01/09/2013) [-]
and death note, cant forget death note
#107 - holy **** balls, its a shiny!!!!  [+] (2 new replies) 12/25/2012 on ))) +39
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#110 - lospussy (12/25/2012) [-]
Quick throw a masterball!
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#114 - pull (12/25/2012) [-]
HE USED IT ON HO-OH, FUCK