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#7 - Picture  [+] (34 new replies) 06/29/2015 on Jon Snow pepsi +161
#65 - dafogman (06/30/2015) [-]
I'm hoping he isn't dead too.
#43 - tealkangaroo (06/30/2015) [-]
he lives
User avatar #34 - AreyouSerious (06/30/2015) [-]
he took the vow, he can't be fucking king
#57 - Rascal (06/30/2015) [-]
He was also not allowed to screw wildling babes but you know.
User avatar #37 - toshpointo (06/30/2015) [-]
"Until my watch is ended" is how the vow ends. Pretty sure his watch ended when his brothers stuck their swords into him.
User avatar #36 - douthit (06/30/2015) [-]
He died, so he's released from that vow. Once Melisandre revives him, he can be king.
User avatar #63 - cantexplain (06/30/2015) [-]
I don't think reviving is Georgie style. People have been hoping for revivals before I don't think it's gonna be different now
User avatar #66 - douthit (06/30/2015) [-]
Melisandre rode to Castle Black right before he died, and I don't think that's a coincidence. Also, burning Stannis's daughter didn't help him take Winterfell, and I think she knew that. It was to revive Jon. If the guy with the eyepatch could be revived six times, surely Melisandre can revive Jon once after making a sacrifice. He's got kings' blood, which is why she tried to seduce him. And I don't think the story would follow Jon so closely for all five seasons just to see him die for no reason.
User avatar #67 - cantexplain (06/30/2015) [-]
Yup, cause Robb and Catt are fine. And the only guy that was revived was actually the chosen one, it's not like the lord of light is throwing his god jizz wherever. Maybe it happens. But I doubt it and people rely too much on this theory
#68 - douthit (06/30/2015) [-]
User avatar #69 - cantexplain (06/30/2015) [-]
books? And if so : spoilers!
User avatar #51 - annogram (06/30/2015) [-]
why would you believe she will revive him, just cuz it's in the book don't mean fuck all
#53 - lemleet (06/30/2015) [-]
it isn't in the book either... at least yet
User avatar #55 - annogram (06/30/2015) [-]
so its all just wishful thinking then? Mellisandre seemed genuinely shocked that Myr can bring people back from the dead, that makes me think she doesn't have the ability
User avatar #52 - thenewsherlock (06/30/2015) [-]
They did show Thoros of Myr revive Berric Dondarrion in one of the earlier seasons so the show has shown R'hllor priests (what Melisandre is) with the power to bring people back from the dead. Also it's not in the book yet, it's likely to be in Winds of Winter, whihc may or may not come out in 2016 (fingers crossed).
#45 - lordknightmare (06/30/2015) [-]
...holy shit, dude
#62 - Rascal (06/30/2015) [-]
see, now that you have caught up to the books, you get to theorise crazy shit with the rest and the best of us. read into literally everything, and you just might work it out
#39 - AreyouSerious (06/30/2015) [-]
User avatar #44 - questionableferret (06/30/2015) [-]
Your name has never been so appropriate.
User avatar #11 - sumerfag (06/29/2015) [-]
He's totally coming back, mellisandre is at castle black adn the red priests can bring people back to life. I can't wait to see ollies face when Jon is back
#49 - Rascal (06/30/2015) [-]
Guaranteed he's brought back with some sort of connection to Shireen being burnt. My theory is Melisandre saw Stannis losing and shit but told him he'd win if he burned Shireen (brutal) when really she knew all along that she was going to use the blood of a king to revive Jonny Boy
User avatar #31 - cazabrow (06/30/2015) [-]
I don't get how the story would continue if he isnt brought back, he's the only one to keep the forced at the wall big enough to have any chance against the white walkers.

unless they just got scraped and then like a season later suddenly everyone just gets rekt suddenly when they invade.
#28 - xxsikoticxx (06/30/2015) [-]
The actor that plays Jon (cant remember the name) said that he isn't in the next season, and probably not in the future ones its still possible I guess if they have a different actor play him if revived
User avatar #46 - sphincterface (06/30/2015) [-]
You know, actors tend to lie about that stuff because they're not supposed to reveal anything.
#32 - mattymc (06/30/2015) [-]
Or he's lying for dramatic effect, cuz he's an actor
#23 - thegreenbutton (06/30/2015) [-]
There is that and the rumor that burning him will resurrect him.
User avatar #24 - ifightdragons (06/30/2015) [-]
thats neat i haven't heard that one yet it would be a good way to show hes one of those dragonfuckers im not gonna try to spell the name
User avatar #33 - sirgawain (06/30/2015) [-]
Is that The theory that Jon's actually Lyanna's and Rhaegar's bastard, not Eddard's and Wylla's?
User avatar #38 - ifightdragons (06/30/2015) [-]
yeah
#29 - thegreenbutton (06/30/2015) [-]
Me neither. Targyarien. Not even close.
#8 - malkotay (06/29/2015) [-]
User avatar #14 - ireallylikepotatoe (06/29/2015) [-]
See, the thing about this quote is that everyone is such a cunt in westeros that the happy ending would be the wight walkers fucking everybody's shit up.

And since G.R.R.M doesn't believe in happy endings then the unhappy ending is going to be Cersi and Co fucking everything possibly fuckable.

So the unhappy ending is actually what most people would call the happy ending
User avatar #19 - EdwardNigma (06/30/2015) [-]
George has said I believe that not all endings will be great for the characters.
Implying unhappy and happy endings.
User avatar #16 - akkere (06/30/2015) [-]
I don't think GRRM would make a deliberately unhappy ending that had a bullshit foundation. It might just be more the horrors of the war come to collect and everyone gets what's coming to them. By the time the brutal Winter with the subsequent White Walkers ends, there won't be much left for the Iron throne to rule over.
That is what ASoIF/GoT is about after all; the brutalities of war and medieval society, where it doesn't matter who's good or evil, only the truly cunning can survive. Cersei isn't as terribly cunning as she'd like to believe either.
#15 - Picture 06/29/2015 on ;_; +15
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User avatar #11 - xsirwafflezx (06/30/2015) [-]
Can butterfly children touch anything?
Can they fly atleast?
#12 - kanedam (06/30/2015) [-]
i'm a dumb guy. i thought the first time i saw these that it was about butterflies and the poison we use against insects...

took me a while to get that its some dermatological disease that makes their skin incredibly brittle and prone to pain
#10 - kanedam (06/29/2015) [-]
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User avatar #11 - xsirwafflezx (06/30/2015) [-]
Can butterfly children touch anything?
Can they fly atleast?
#12 - kanedam (06/30/2015) [-]
i'm a dumb guy. i thought the first time i saw these that it was about butterflies and the poison we use against insects...

took me a while to get that its some dermatological disease that makes their skin incredibly brittle and prone to pain
#10 - kanedam (06/29/2015) [-]
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User avatar #11 - xsirwafflezx (06/30/2015) [-]
Can butterfly children touch anything?
Can they fly atleast?
#12 - kanedam (06/30/2015) [-]
i'm a dumb guy. i thought the first time i saw these that it was about butterflies and the poison we use against insects...

took me a while to get that its some dermatological disease that makes their skin incredibly brittle and prone to pain
#10 - kanedam (06/29/2015) [-]
#12 - i think a lot of people want to learn more about martial arts.… 06/29/2015 on Brazilian Jiu Jitsu +1
#11 - well... happy bday man! may your life not be as … 06/29/2015 on IT'S MY BIRTHDAY! +2
#1 - Picture 06/29/2015 on Face or Heel? 0
#3 - i have zero clue what they are fighting for... just that they …  [+] (1 new reply) 06/29/2015 on Anti Gay Pride +8
User avatar #5 - threeeighteen (06/30/2015) [-]
Isn't that most activists?
#12 - not everyone has us laws... age of consent here: 14 06/29/2015 on Legal as of 2015 0
#1 - i also sometimes post that i'm bored... hoping someone giv… 06/29/2015 on Attention whoring 101 0
#18 - and that just makes it funnier... 06/29/2015 on Glass tables can't melt... +1
#9 - loving your enemy wont work very well if the enemy will use th…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/29/2015 on On Gender and Tumblr shit 0
User avatar #12 - sesshounamaru (06/29/2015) [-]
I can see where that may apply, but since this 'war' is more on a ideological/social field, that may not work ether, because they enemy here does not have a solid entity... besides right here and now such action like complete crushing may appear authoritarian and since the internet you may not be able to eliminate your whole opposite views, this sthing may have been extremely usefull in the old times like the ottomans or gengis kan, but since WWII seems unrealistic, the united nations may have crushed the nazis but the national socialist ideology still around, just look at /pol/ :v
#24 - Picture 06/29/2015 on Android 18 and Krillin +1
#1 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 06/29/2015 on REEEEAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLL MATURE +1
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#15 - i see your point. but isnt the confederate flag linke…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/29/2015 on Its a matter of Perspective 0
#19 - dangerface (06/30/2015) [-]
but isnt the confederate flag linked to slavery and conflict/betrayal just as the swastika is to the holocaust?
Historically spoken it is complicated in history it is alway complicated though
Vexiollocigally spoken it is not the case although the swastica doesn't symbolize genocide
so it is more or less a political discussion or a matter of preference
For me it is not linked in that way, for the southeners apparently as well. The rest of the U.S. or the blacks might see that different. But hey, discussion is the blood in the veins of democracy, isn't it?
#12 - as my initial comment says, i would like to do that very much!  [+] (2 new replies) 06/29/2015 on DnD quote comp part II 0
User avatar #13 - themightykamina (06/29/2015) [-]
While we do it this site will be your best friend if you don't have the books
www.d20pfsrd.com/ And this is one of the easiest systems for beginners
User avatar #15 - themightykamina (06/29/2015) [-]
I also have this set up
app.roll20.net/join/674611/dxgQTA
#13 - so some german should wave the nazi flag insisting on "it… 06/29/2015 on Its a matter of Perspective +1
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#4 - cardinalximenez (06/29/2015) [-]
#7 - nope... it will just create a counter movement. and that c…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/29/2015 on On Gender and Tumblr shit 0
User avatar #8 - sesshounamaru (06/29/2015) [-]
I just hope for more kind people overall... all this fighting about my side is right your side is wrong reminds me of the 60's, where the brutality of cops would create angry hippies, and angry hippies would create more abusive cops, it may sound weird but i do tend to do/want what i preach, and in this case is that love your polar opposite just as much as you love yourselves, that's the correct way to end conflict, otherwise you only prolong the useless fight/arguing, like you said
#9 - kanedam (06/29/2015) [-]
loving your enemy wont work very well if the enemy will use that weakness of yours just to further gain influnce...
User avatar #12 - sesshounamaru (06/29/2015) [-]
I can see where that may apply, but since this 'war' is more on a ideological/social field, that may not work ether, because they enemy here does not have a solid entity... besides right here and now such action like complete crushing may appear authoritarian and since the internet you may not be able to eliminate your whole opposite views, this sthing may have been extremely usefull in the old times like the ottomans or gengis kan, but since WWII seems unrealistic, the united nations may have crushed the nazis but the national socialist ideology still around, just look at /pol/ :v
#17 - meh... still seems more like a narcistic display of exhibition…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/29/2015 on Just saying +5
User avatar #19 - captainprincess (06/29/2015) [-]
Well it is
It's that too

You could only get narcissistic exhibitionists to make such a display, really, for any such aggressive message
#8 - somehow the whole idea and concept of sovereignty doesnt apply… 06/29/2015 on Pure fucking Hypocrisy. 0
#5 - its just that the germans are better... face it. they most… 06/29/2015 on Fun +3
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User avatar #16 - beasert (06/29/2015) [-]
With drawings.
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User avatar #127 - tridaak ONLINE (05/20/2015) [-]
#128 to #127 - kanedam (05/20/2015) [-]
what is it?
User avatar #129 to #128 - tridaak ONLINE (05/20/2015) [-]
I saw you were still alive
#130 to #129 - kanedam (05/20/2015) [-]
and that made you sad?
User avatar #131 to #130 - tridaak ONLINE (05/20/2015) [-]
is not a sad face >:
#132 to #131 - kanedam (05/20/2015) [-]
a displeased one...
User avatar #133 to #132 - tridaak ONLINE (05/20/2015) [-]
I:
User avatar #125 - lazaman (02/03/2015) [-]
Yer a smart person, and i wish I could present my ideas in such a polite, and effective manner.
Just wanted to give you a bit of praise.
User avatar #118 - Sewallman ONLINE (01/26/2015) [-]
karma karma karma karma, karma chameleon.
User avatar #120 to #119 - Sewallman ONLINE (01/26/2015) [-]
Culture Club - Karma Chameleon
#121 to #120 - kanedam (01/26/2015) [-]
who are you?   
and how did you find me?   
and what do you want?
who are you?
and how did you find me?
and what do you want?
User avatar #122 to #121 - Sewallman ONLINE (01/26/2015) [-]
I just wanted to tell you that you won one of my contests,
#123 to #122 - kanedam (01/26/2015) [-]
what kind of contest?
User avatar #124 to #123 - Sewallman ONLINE (01/26/2015) [-]
The type where I comment something on your profile.

You won!
#113 - profssortwntyight (01/21/2015) [-]
Hi there
Hi there
#114 to #113 - kanedam (01/21/2015) [-]
who the fuzck are you?
who the fuzck are you?
#115 to #114 - profssortwntyight (01/21/2015) [-]
I actually feel intimidatedD: But then again i always do. very easily    
   
U-uhm.. well, i uh always see you around and stuff... I guess i kinda noticed you. So i just wanted to stop.. stop by and say hi..  See if we can be friends maybe?    
   
 This is how long it ook me to search for suitable jiff. didnt even succeed. sigh.
I actually feel intimidatedD: But then again i always do. very easily

U-uhm.. well, i uh always see you around and stuff... I guess i kinda noticed you. So i just wanted to stop.. stop by and say hi.. See if we can be friends maybe?

This is how long it ook me to search for suitable jiff. didnt even succeed. sigh.
#116 to #115 - kanedam (01/21/2015) [-]
well.... hello. hehe

seems i got a little stalker... about being friends we will see. first we got to know each other better...
#117 to #116 - profssortwntyight (01/22/2015) [-]
Yeah well, i checked your profile comments last night and i noticed that i already know all of the ones on first page lol    
So embarrassing not rlly tho, i like being a stalker at first and then slowly transfer into a friend. It makes me happy  :')   
I wasn't sure if you were just famous or that we were just destined for each other. but whenever im sad i walk up to people a lot more. So every few months i connect with the people ive been stalking  If you could see my made comments, you'd notice that ive made quite a lot new friends this week
Yeah well, i checked your profile comments last night and i noticed that i already know all of the ones on first page lol
So embarrassing not rlly tho, i like being a stalker at first and then slowly transfer into a friend. It makes me happy :')
I wasn't sure if you were just famous or that we were just destined for each other. but whenever im sad i walk up to people a lot more. So every few months i connect with the people ive been stalking If you could see my made comments, you'd notice that ive made quite a lot new friends this week
#112 - kanedam (11/13/2014) [-]
**kanedam rolls 60**
User avatar #105 - gunslayer (09/16/2014) [-]
Sorry about that instant ban m8, my mouse went ******* .
#106 to #105 - kanedam (09/16/2014) [-]
wut?
i am banned?
didnt even realise it...
User avatar #107 to #106 - gunslayer (09/16/2014) [-]
You were but I unbanned immediately, I had accidentally flagged one of your pics as illegal.

Although one of them was borderline, so that one's gone.
#108 to #107 - kanedam (09/16/2014) [-]
but not only the pic is gone but all the comments and the thread to it too...
#110 to #109 - kanedam (09/16/2014) [-]
i cant see it...
User avatar #111 to #110 - gunslayer (09/17/2014) [-]
Sorry, I got busy with my work, the comment I flagged was comment #55, scroll down, and you should see it ;)
#104 - manikugotsabigblac (09/12/2014) [-]
WARRUP WARRUP NIKKA EAT A DICK BIETCH NIKKA SLOBBKK
User avatar #102 - tridaak ONLINE (09/06/2014) [-]
KANEDAM HOW ARE YOU?
#99 - schnizel ONLINE (08/24/2014) [-]
Here you go.
#100 to #99 - kanedam (08/24/2014) [-]
thanks man!
you really did me a nice favour.
User avatar #101 to #100 - schnizel ONLINE (08/24/2014) [-]
NP
#97 - schnizel ONLINE (08/24/2014) [-]
I just found this.
User avatar #98 to #97 - schnizel ONLINE (08/24/2014) [-]
lel
that's an asshole
#96 - theflamingfire (08/21/2014) [-]
Hello sugerkan daddy
Hello sugerkan daddy
User avatar #94 - tridaak ONLINE (08/01/2014) [-]
fehg
User avatar #93 - tridaak ONLINE (06/04/2014) [-]
Kanedam, Erubetie wants to talk
User avatar #87 - erubetie (04/17/2014) [-]
Kanedam tridaak is gone ;(
#86 - millemangaface (04/04/2014) [-]
Slices my fingernail + some flesh off yesterday. Had to get a tetanus shot too. Auch. **** happens ;)

Having some trouble writing tho. So it's gonna be some short messages this week, hope it's okey.
User avatar #82 - tridaak ONLINE (03/17/2014) [-]
kanedam
#84 to #82 - kanedam (03/17/2014) [-]
what you want?
what you want?
User avatar #85 to #84 - tridaak ONLINE (03/20/2014) [-]
kanedam
#88 to #85 - kanedam (05/16/2014) [-]
hey ****** tridaak is back?
User avatar #89 to #88 - tridaak ONLINE (05/16/2014) [-]
:/ ****
#90 to #89 - kanedam (05/16/2014) [-]
i found you.... muahahahaha
User avatar #91 to #90 - tridaak ONLINE (05/16/2014) [-]
I'm not supposed to be, but SOMEONE had to undelete my account... so I was forced.
#92 to #91 - kanedam (05/16/2014) [-]
well... ok...
#59 to #58 - Rascal (03/08/2014) [-]
Hi
User avatar #60 to #59 - erubetie (03/08/2014) [-]
What do you want anon?
#61 to #60 - Rascal (03/08/2014) [-]
Nothing it's just that I wanted to say hi to you after all. Your just my favorite monster girl thats all.
#62 to #61 - erubetie (03/08/2014) [-]
Why thank you anon
#63 to #62 - Rascal (03/08/2014) [-]
Your welcome I just wish we could meet for real. It's a shame were separated as were separated from monitor though monitor right now as we can never really meet each other :'(
#64 to #63 - erubetie (03/08/2014) [-]
I hope to see you one day....
#65 to #64 - Rascal (03/08/2014) [-]
Yeah... maybe we will one day :')
#67 to #66 - Rascal (03/08/2014) [-]
S-sorry for wasting your time, I-I'll just be going now if you dont mind....
#68 to #67 - erubetie (03/08/2014) [-]
Why leave?
#72 to #68 - Rascal (03/09/2014) [-]
..............I think I've been here for a while now -_-'
#73 to #72 - erubetie (03/09/2014) [-]
Why are you anon.... who are you anyway
#74 to #73 - Rascal (03/09/2014) [-]
You can just call me little anon, but just for now. I keep my name a secret so no one will know my real name.
#75 to #74 - erubetie (03/09/2014) [-]
Why don't you want to tell me your real name are you embarrassed of me anon
#76 to #75 - Rascal (03/09/2014) [-]
I don't know really I just don't want to tell my real name yet, but I will maybe someday, once I make a account. I been in this site for a while too, some Im not really new here a little bit.
#77 to #76 - erubetie (03/09/2014) [-]
How did you found out about me in the first place?
#78 to #77 - Rascal (03/09/2014) [-]
I found out about you on the Internet. Heard about monster girl quest, knew your name, searched it on google and found you here. I actually known you for a very long time.
#79 to #78 - erubetie (03/09/2014) [-]
Well I hope we can stay in touch anon.
#80 to #79 - Rascal (03/09/2014) [-]
Fine by me
#69 to #68 - Rascal (03/08/2014) [-]
I don't know, it's just that you were giving me that face of digust look earlier, I thought I was just wasting time for you that's all.
#55 - erubetie (03/05/2014) [-]
Kanedam do you have any time to talk with me?
#57 to #55 - kanedam (03/05/2014) [-]
tonight i will have some time.
User avatar #56 to #55 - tridaak ONLINE (03/05/2014) [-]
(I see how it is)
User avatar #54 - tridaak ONLINE (03/04/2014) [-]
HEY KANEDAM
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