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#308 - BECAUSE IT'S 11:21 YOU DOORKNOB 05/28/2015 on Why are you not asleep? 0
#18 - **kanatana used "*roll picture*"** **kanatana rolled image… 05/28/2015 on ADMIN! 0
#1 - **kanatana used "*ROLL PICTURE*"** **kanatana rolled image… 05/28/2015 on What I imagine must be... +2
#96 - I cannot believe I'm having a morally sound conversation about…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/28/2015 on Deadpool's panicking +5
User avatar #112 - taquitogir (05/28/2015) [-]
that´s so cute; I like the part when everybody dies for the incursion of the earth 1610
#89 - Just remember... there's the seed, the genesis, of true beauty…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/28/2015 on Deadpool's panicking +1
User avatar #94 - sphincterface (05/28/2015) [-]
Damn, I'm gonna quote this some day. And yeah its true, everybody has a good side, even if it is small as a grain of sand and buried deep down in a bunch of hatred and pain. I like to see this side of Deadpool, not the whole "LOL SO RANDOM, DEADPOOL THE FOURTH WALL BREAKING MEMESTER!" I like the Deadpool that has real emotion, real feelings, who deep down is not some goofball, he is tormented, angry, and lonely. Of course he is funny, but the real Deadpool makes all the jokes because it is his way of coping with all of the pain that he has deep down. It's how I cope with the shit that happens to me too, joking about it and acting like it's not a big deal. And having a daughter could make things so much better for him, and show that he can still be a normal man despite all he did and everything that happened to him.
User avatar #96 - kanatana (05/28/2015) [-]
I cannot believe I'm having a morally sound conversation about the emotional and philosophical benefits and ramifications about a righteous and parental Deadpool with a user named sphincterface, but here we are.

But yeah, a happy Deadpool with a daughter? Can you imagine if she begins to develop powers later down the line?

"Daaaaaad. Dad. Dad."

"Hm? Yeah, honey?"

"Dad, I think I can spew acid out of my nose and for some reason my feet look kinda blue. Can I be an Avenger now?"

"... NO, NO CHILD OF MINE WILL BE A SUPER HERO OR VILLAIN OR ANYTHING, YOUNG LADY, YOU WILL EARN A PHD BEFORE I LET YOU PUT ON A COSTUME."

"But DAAAAAD, you promised I could be an Avenger!"

"I SAID THAT ON YOUR BIRTHDAY TO CHEER YOU UP, YOU CAN'T HOLD THAT AGAINST ME!"
User avatar #112 - taquitogir (05/28/2015) [-]
that´s so cute; I like the part when everybody dies for the incursion of the earth 1610
#52 - AYE 05/28/2015 on dup, depado do 0
#47 - Oh boy, you're in for a ride. 05/27/2015 on Deadpool's panicking +1
#42 - Very welcome! If you get a chance, read the collected trade pa…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/27/2015 on Deadpool's panicking +1
User avatar #44 - dharkmoswen (05/27/2015) [-]
I actually am at the moment, from the beginning. ^.^
User avatar #47 - kanatana (05/27/2015) [-]
Oh boy, you're in for a ride.
#24 - Yeah, and I could see Chris Pratt doing a role in these. What,…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/27/2015 on pronz +1
User avatar #27 - themightymrplow (05/27/2015) [-]
Man I don't even know what I thought.
#40 - Eh. If it's not your ball field, ignorance is nothing to be em… 05/27/2015 on Deadpool's panicking 0
#38 - Long time ago, Deadpool had a daughter with a Latino woman, bu…  [+] (12 new replies) 05/27/2015 on Deadpool's panicking +35
User avatar #88 - sphincterface (05/28/2015) [-]
Jesus, this made me happy and sad at the same time. The fact that he refused to believe he could make something so beautiful and the fact that there is somebody that he loves unconditionally and helped him realize he can still be normal in some way.....I really hope she will appear in the movie.
User avatar #89 - kanatana (05/28/2015) [-]
Just remember... there's the seed, the genesis, of true beauty and purity in all of us, even the lowest of us, even if we don't believe it ourselves. All we must do to find it is believe in it, and just maybe, the good can come to us when we're ready to accept it.

... Good God, Deadpool taught us a life lesson without us seeing it coming.
User avatar #94 - sphincterface (05/28/2015) [-]
Damn, I'm gonna quote this some day. And yeah its true, everybody has a good side, even if it is small as a grain of sand and buried deep down in a bunch of hatred and pain. I like to see this side of Deadpool, not the whole "LOL SO RANDOM, DEADPOOL THE FOURTH WALL BREAKING MEMESTER!" I like the Deadpool that has real emotion, real feelings, who deep down is not some goofball, he is tormented, angry, and lonely. Of course he is funny, but the real Deadpool makes all the jokes because it is his way of coping with all of the pain that he has deep down. It's how I cope with the shit that happens to me too, joking about it and acting like it's not a big deal. And having a daughter could make things so much better for him, and show that he can still be a normal man despite all he did and everything that happened to him.
User avatar #96 - kanatana (05/28/2015) [-]
I cannot believe I'm having a morally sound conversation about the emotional and philosophical benefits and ramifications about a righteous and parental Deadpool with a user named sphincterface, but here we are.

But yeah, a happy Deadpool with a daughter? Can you imagine if she begins to develop powers later down the line?

"Daaaaaad. Dad. Dad."

"Hm? Yeah, honey?"

"Dad, I think I can spew acid out of my nose and for some reason my feet look kinda blue. Can I be an Avenger now?"

"... NO, NO CHILD OF MINE WILL BE A SUPER HERO OR VILLAIN OR ANYTHING, YOUNG LADY, YOU WILL EARN A PHD BEFORE I LET YOU PUT ON A COSTUME."

"But DAAAAAD, you promised I could be an Avenger!"

"I SAID THAT ON YOUR BIRTHDAY TO CHEER YOU UP, YOU CAN'T HOLD THAT AGAINST ME!"
User avatar #112 - taquitogir (05/28/2015) [-]
that´s so cute; I like the part when everybody dies for the incursion of the earth 1610
#49 - anon (05/27/2015) [-]
As for the conception... The series hd a gimmic where after every story-arc it would publish a "flash-back" issue set in another decade, with all the stylization of art, the long-winded text and so on. In one of those issues, set in the seventies, Wade decided to become a member of Heroes for Hire (a team consisting of Luke Cage and Iron Fist, blaxploitation and bruceploitation incarnate). the HfH were hired by a bodega owner to deal with a protection racket, and Deadpool bumbled his way to the boss of thw whole operation and trapped in a basement/man-cave/cell with the bodega owner's mucho caliente daughter, Carmelita. One sex scene (referencing a way older one from the old Nick Fury comics) later the cavalry shows up and all ends well... Until Wade takes his mask off and Carmelita runs in disgust. A short time later, in the nineties, HfH got hired by Carm to find Deadpool so she could present their daughter to him - which, in turn, sparked the interest of the mad scientist "taking care" of Wade.
User avatar #39 - captnnorway (05/27/2015) [-]
Do you see this, dharkmoswen? You got your answer in the end

Also, I like the answer, but I don't really read comics at all so I'm not sure what to do with this information
User avatar #41 - dharkmoswen (05/27/2015) [-]
Thank you all, kanatana and captnorway
User avatar #42 - kanatana (05/27/2015) [-]
Very welcome! If you get a chance, read the collected trade paperbacks. Totally worth it.
User avatar #44 - dharkmoswen (05/27/2015) [-]
I actually am at the moment, from the beginning. ^.^
User avatar #47 - kanatana (05/27/2015) [-]
Oh boy, you're in for a ride.
User avatar #40 - kanatana (05/27/2015) [-]
Eh. If it's not your ball field, ignorance is nothing to be embarrassed about. Hell, I know next to nothing about LOL or Dark Souls, and there are rabid hardcore fans on here every day. Just different interests between us all.
#22 - Anal. 05/27/2015 on pronz 0
#21 - Oh, GOD. I could totally picture Chris Pratt doing this kind of thing.  [+] (3 new replies) 05/27/2015 on pronz +1
User avatar #23 - themightymrplow (05/27/2015) [-]
No I mean... It said written by James Gunn. James Gunn is the guy who made the GotG movie.
User avatar #24 - kanatana (05/27/2015) [-]
Yeah, and I could see Chris Pratt doing a role in these. What, you thought I meant something else?
User avatar #27 - themightymrplow (05/27/2015) [-]
Man I don't even know what I thought.
#35 - **kanatana used "*roll picture*"** **kanatana rolled image…  [+] (14 new replies) 05/27/2015 on Deadpool's panicking +3
#36 - captnnorway (05/27/2015) [-]
when?

YFW you first explain how and then where ...
User avatar #38 - kanatana (05/27/2015) [-]
Long time ago, Deadpool had a daughter with a Latino woman, but he refused to believe the kid was his because he never thought something so beautiful could be a part of him. She was kidnapped and used as a hostage to ensure his cooperation because for a long time he had been a part of an organ harvesting program (without his knowledge, fuckers kept growing back) and he went to North Korea to go Taken on those sons of bitches.

His daughter is a regularly recurring character in modern Deadpool comics, and she's ADORABLE. Also, Deadpool is a fantastic, if somewhat eccentric, father, and basically everybody in SHIELD and the Avengers and so on love her.
User avatar #88 - sphincterface (05/28/2015) [-]
Jesus, this made me happy and sad at the same time. The fact that he refused to believe he could make something so beautiful and the fact that there is somebody that he loves unconditionally and helped him realize he can still be normal in some way.....I really hope she will appear in the movie.
User avatar #89 - kanatana (05/28/2015) [-]
Just remember... there's the seed, the genesis, of true beauty and purity in all of us, even the lowest of us, even if we don't believe it ourselves. All we must do to find it is believe in it, and just maybe, the good can come to us when we're ready to accept it.

... Good God, Deadpool taught us a life lesson without us seeing it coming.
User avatar #94 - sphincterface (05/28/2015) [-]
Damn, I'm gonna quote this some day. And yeah its true, everybody has a good side, even if it is small as a grain of sand and buried deep down in a bunch of hatred and pain. I like to see this side of Deadpool, not the whole "LOL SO RANDOM, DEADPOOL THE FOURTH WALL BREAKING MEMESTER!" I like the Deadpool that has real emotion, real feelings, who deep down is not some goofball, he is tormented, angry, and lonely. Of course he is funny, but the real Deadpool makes all the jokes because it is his way of coping with all of the pain that he has deep down. It's how I cope with the shit that happens to me too, joking about it and acting like it's not a big deal. And having a daughter could make things so much better for him, and show that he can still be a normal man despite all he did and everything that happened to him.
User avatar #96 - kanatana (05/28/2015) [-]
I cannot believe I'm having a morally sound conversation about the emotional and philosophical benefits and ramifications about a righteous and parental Deadpool with a user named sphincterface, but here we are.

But yeah, a happy Deadpool with a daughter? Can you imagine if she begins to develop powers later down the line?

"Daaaaaad. Dad. Dad."

"Hm? Yeah, honey?"

"Dad, I think I can spew acid out of my nose and for some reason my feet look kinda blue. Can I be an Avenger now?"

"... NO, NO CHILD OF MINE WILL BE A SUPER HERO OR VILLAIN OR ANYTHING, YOUNG LADY, YOU WILL EARN A PHD BEFORE I LET YOU PUT ON A COSTUME."

"But DAAAAAD, you promised I could be an Avenger!"

"I SAID THAT ON YOUR BIRTHDAY TO CHEER YOU UP, YOU CAN'T HOLD THAT AGAINST ME!"
User avatar #112 - taquitogir (05/28/2015) [-]
that´s so cute; I like the part when everybody dies for the incursion of the earth 1610
#49 - anon (05/27/2015) [-]
As for the conception... The series hd a gimmic where after every story-arc it would publish a "flash-back" issue set in another decade, with all the stylization of art, the long-winded text and so on. In one of those issues, set in the seventies, Wade decided to become a member of Heroes for Hire (a team consisting of Luke Cage and Iron Fist, blaxploitation and bruceploitation incarnate). the HfH were hired by a bodega owner to deal with a protection racket, and Deadpool bumbled his way to the boss of thw whole operation and trapped in a basement/man-cave/cell with the bodega owner's mucho caliente daughter, Carmelita. One sex scene (referencing a way older one from the old Nick Fury comics) later the cavalry shows up and all ends well... Until Wade takes his mask off and Carmelita runs in disgust. A short time later, in the nineties, HfH got hired by Carm to find Deadpool so she could present their daughter to him - which, in turn, sparked the interest of the mad scientist "taking care" of Wade.
User avatar #39 - captnnorway (05/27/2015) [-]
Do you see this, dharkmoswen? You got your answer in the end

Also, I like the answer, but I don't really read comics at all so I'm not sure what to do with this information
User avatar #41 - dharkmoswen (05/27/2015) [-]
Thank you all, kanatana and captnorway
User avatar #42 - kanatana (05/27/2015) [-]
Very welcome! If you get a chance, read the collected trade paperbacks. Totally worth it.
User avatar #44 - dharkmoswen (05/27/2015) [-]
I actually am at the moment, from the beginning. ^.^
User avatar #47 - kanatana (05/27/2015) [-]
Oh boy, you're in for a ride.
User avatar #40 - kanatana (05/27/2015) [-]
Eh. If it's not your ball field, ignorance is nothing to be embarrassed about. Hell, I know next to nothing about LOL or Dark Souls, and there are rabid hardcore fans on here every day. Just different interests between us all.
#67 - Very much so, especially this season. If I remember right, the… 05/27/2015 on What a slut 0
#427 - **kanatana used "*roll picture*"** **kanatana rolled image… 05/26/2015 on Newbies and lurkers, new color 0
#34 - **kanatana used "*roll picture*"** **kanatana rolled image… 05/26/2015 on Addyblock Comp +3
#24 - Technically, I think it's a really gray area, but most of th…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/25/2015 on Nice Shirt +1
User avatar #25 - zerotzallander (05/25/2015) [-]
I suppose you get what I were hinting?
#65 - **kanatana used "*roll picture*"** **kanatana rolled image… 05/25/2015 on Yu-Gi-Oh* 0
#38 - **kanatana used "*roll picture*"** **kanatana rolled image… 05/25/2015 on [Rage Intensifies] 0
#18 - **kanatana rolled user swbite ** Hey, I need a sidekick.  [+] (1 new reply) 05/25/2015 on Me and Mudkipfucker 0
#21 - swbite (05/26/2015) [-]
#5 - **kanatana used "*roll picture*"** **kanatana rolled image…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/24/2015 on Everyone Has Things +1
User avatar #7 - myopicprophet (05/24/2015) [-]
Right?
#49 - Patience I have, but time, not so much. If I'm gonna turn this…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/24/2015 on Somethings just dont change +1
User avatar #50 - neoraed (05/24/2015) [-]
the best way is to get the vn then
but be warned tho the total amount of text in that vn is larger the the book 'war and peace'
#44 - **kanatana used "*roll picture*"** **kanatana rolled image…  [+] (6 new replies) 05/24/2015 on Somethings just dont change 0
#73 - jettom (05/24/2015) [-]
Play the visual novels then watch Fate/Zero.
Or watch Fate/Stay Night then watch Fate/Zero then watch Unlimited Blade Works.
Or watch Fate/Zero then Unlimited Blade works.

Basically, how much of a purist are you? How much do you imagine you'll enjoy it?

If you want to spend a long time, visual novels -> Fate/Stay Night -> Unlimited Blade Works -> Fate/Zero is the correct way to go. It's also the purist way.

If you just want the basic gist of the story and want to watch it for the fights, watch Fate/Zero then Unlimited Blade Works. I know many people who do it like this and they love the hell out of it.
#56 - wontkillu (05/24/2015) [-]
I mean sure you could watch the anime but then you miss out on all the desperate sex scenes that the visual novels have.
User avatar #52 - devilofscience (05/24/2015) [-]
If I were you I'd just start with the anime, if you like it then you can get more into it, if not then don't, and if you like it but not enough to follow everything then just do the easy stuff.
User avatar #47 - neoraed (05/24/2015) [-]
depends on how much patience you have.
if you want a compete experience you can watch the vn first then watch fate zero after because of spoilers, then you can watch the new anime.
if you dont have the patience or time for it you can watch f/z and then this one, you lose a lot this way tho.
User avatar #49 - kanatana (05/24/2015) [-]
Patience I have, but time, not so much. If I'm gonna turn this into a long-term project, I wanna do it right from the beginning lol
User avatar #50 - neoraed (05/24/2015) [-]
the best way is to get the vn then
but be warned tho the total amount of text in that vn is larger the the book 'war and peace'
#85 - You talked me into it. 05/24/2015 on Yandere simulator 0

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User avatar #3167 - kanatana (12/16/2014) [+] (10 replies)
stickied by kanatana
So, I've been thinking of a way to run a fair lottery here on the board without any kind of personal bias on my part that gives all players a chance, and then I realized that admin gave us the tools for it just the other day.

Let's say that five people are participating. Players one and two ante up the minimum of (and this is just an example) of 100 points. Players three and four double that with 200 points, while player five puts in the maximum of 600 points.

At this point, there are a total of twelve "tickets" purchased. Player five has half of the "tickets" so far, and has a 50% chance of winning. Pretty basic so far.

Winners would be decided by roll at a predetermined time by yours truly. Each purchased "ticket" would be worth five points. So, say I rolled between 1-60, and each player had a designated value, and player one was between 1-5. Anywhere on that scale and he/she would take the pot. Player 3, with two purchased tickets, would be between 11-20, and so on. When enough time has passed, I make the roll on the items board so that a winner can be determined.

I think this is a solid idea, but if there are any flaws in this plan, I'd love to hear it. Thanks for your time.
User avatar #3462 - kanatana (04/29/2015) [-]
**kanatana used "*roll cah question*"**
**kanatana rolls And the Academy Award for _ goes to _.** Just doing this because I'm bored.
User avatar #3463 to #3462 - kanatana (04/29/2015) [-]
**kanatana used "*roll 2, cah answer*"**
**kanatana rolls Dissociated mechanics.**
**kanatana rolls Old-people smell.**
User avatar #3458 - slashtrey (04/16/2015) [-]
hey do you still have any interest in items? you have many items that I like
User avatar #3459 to #3458 - kanatana (04/16/2015) [-]
I might come back one day. Honestly, I've spent so much time collecting and crafting and bargaining, I'm not willing to let go of them. I was around in the first days of the game, and I'm reluctant to let go.
User avatar #3460 to #3459 - slashtrey (04/23/2015) [-]
Ok I understand. Is there any way you'd be willing to part with some stuff you have bulk of like maybe gems or ores?
User avatar #3461 to #3460 - kanatana (04/23/2015) [-]
Don't think so, sorry.
User avatar #3458 - kanatana (03/30/2015) [-]
**kanatana rolled user anotherponyaccount ** Do you want to play a game?
User avatar #3452 - reichmestar (03/16/2015) [-]
items players can die on cuck me
User avatar #3453 to #3452 - kanatana (03/16/2015) [-]
Is something neurologically wrong with you?
User avatar #3454 to #3453 - reichmestar (03/16/2015) [-]
your mom ate my cum inside the pussy of hers and gave birth to you
User avatar #3455 to #3454 - kanatana (03/16/2015) [-]
My mother died shortly after I was born. I've never actually met her. Thanks for reminding me.
User avatar #3445 - kanatana (03/09/2015) [-]
**kanatana used "*roll 1, cah question*"**
**kanatana rolls Instead of cutting, trendy young emo girls now engage in _.**
User avatar #3446 to #3445 - kanatana (03/09/2015) [-]
**kanatana used "*roll 1, cah answer*"**
**kanatana rolls Having sex on top of a pizza.**
User avatar #3444 - kanatana (03/04/2015) [-]
**kanatana rolled user random asshole ** By the time you get this message I will be behind the wheel watching dotted yellow hexagrams stretch into the dark. Left hand hexagrams stretch into the dark. Left hand surfing on ice-tinged winds, chewing up a cardboard box, singing at lung top one stop left ’til I meet you in the concourse St. Louie encore, do we have a shot? Caught no dwelling on the thought of what the hell we haven’t got? So I’m headed from the dot to the spot where your plane touches down for a six where your plane touches down for a six hour layover, don’t say a word, I found it on the map calculated it, just a half a day to get from where you’re not to where you will be. My hair is filthy-- I’m drinking coffee, I can barely feel the trace from the only time you kissed me on the face. Question mark space, I know you’re with me underneath the starscape treadmill pick up our pace, headstart on a jet in a car chase. car chase. Is this the part where my heart breaks? One asleep one awake, back to back ‘cause you wouldn’t turn towards me, had me battling fractals keeping track of all the chords we created, sound clash of swords back and forth, couldn’t poke through the sash, slash through the plasterboard, you packing your passport me on a crash packing your passport me on a crash course to show you that I have the passion that you asked for Flooring the gas trying a fast forward fifteen months I’ll see you once the sun shines through the glass above the dashboard
User avatar #3447 to #3444 - kanatana (03/14/2015) [-]
hey, ************ , please respond here, real question for you.
User avatar #3448 to #3447 - mudkipfucker (03/14/2015) [-]
whats up?
User avatar #3449 to #3448 - kanatana (03/14/2015) [-]
you okay pokemon and trade online? Because I actually got a shiny mudkip the other day and thought you might like it lol
User avatar #3450 to #3449 - mudkipfucker (03/14/2015) [-]
thanks for the offer, but i havent played pokemon in a while, i think you'll put it to better use
User avatar #3451 to #3450 - kanatana (03/14/2015) [-]
No problem, peace
User avatar #3443 - kanatana (03/04/2015) [-]
Pyrain, I already got that genesect, so no worries. But believe it or not, I got another shiny eevee, so if you want it, it's all yours, no strings attached.
#3437 - kanatana (02/14/2015) [-]
**kanatana rolled user AreyouSerious **

Roses are red
And occasionally blue
I have to admit
I don't know you

But let's get crazy
And do something new
Be my FJ Valentine
And together we'll hue
#3438 to #3437 - AreyouSerious (02/14/2015) [-]
you had me at hue
#3439 to #3438 - kanatana (02/14/2015) [-]
**kanatana used "*roll picture*"****kanatana rolled image** Aw hell yeah. Happy Singles Awareness Day!
**kanatana used "*roll picture*"**
**kanatana rolled image** Aw hell yeah. Happy Singles Awareness Day!
#3440 to #3439 - AreyouSerious (02/14/2015) [-]
the world must know
User avatar #3435 - shadowrated (02/11/2015) [-]
something tells me you're not homeless anymore
User avatar #3436 to #3435 - kanatana (02/11/2015) [-]
Nope! Doing a lot better now. Life is ok at the moment.
User avatar #3404 - murrlogic (02/08/2015) [-]
Hello
User avatar #3405 to #3404 - kanatana (02/08/2015) [-]
Well, hello. What's up?
#3419 to #3405 - murrlogic (02/08/2015) [-]
It starts off about a month after her mother dies. She's a nervous wreck. She doesn't wanna be near people.

She has frequent night terrors about it which causes her to go into an uncontrollable rage. Breaks things attacks people.

It gets to the point where Hiroshi creates an anti-depressant solely designed for keeping her calm and instructs all the maids "One peep out of her you give her this. She needs to learn the hard way loss is something that happens and it can't be controlled"
User avatar #3420 to #3419 - kanatana (02/08/2015) [-]
I dunno dude. It sounds more and more (especially with the images that you're posting) that this is gonna end up as some kinda torture porn and I'm not down with that **** . That last one where she's about to brand Korra? To my taste, that's completely repugnant, and absolutely not my style. Not something I'm interested in reading or writing.
User avatar #3421 to #3420 - murrlogic (02/08/2015) [-]
Its like you don't even know how Karma works.
User avatar #3422 to #3421 - kanatana (02/08/2015) [-]
I get the show, trust me, and I understand what you're thinking. But I'll say it again, based on the images you sent me it's gonna be nothing but torture porn for the nightmare fetishists, and I personally want nothing to do with anything like that.
User avatar #3423 to #3422 - murrlogic (02/08/2015) [-]
Look its gonna be a very hard road for Korra but EVENTUALLY Korra will muscle back with the fury of 1000 rampaging bison

This is how character development works
User avatar #3424 to #3423 - kanatana (02/08/2015) [-]
Not if you take a character that's been, in canon, a friend to her all throughout the series and suddenly turn her into a raving monster with unrequited rage and daddy issues. If you wanna work a character with an alternate past, sure, go for it, it can be interesting sometimes. But this? Completely unbelievable and wrong.

But hey, opinions. You do what you do if it gives you your kicks.
User avatar #3425 to #3424 - murrlogic (02/08/2015) [-]
Bruh

C'mon what do you want from me

She's suppose to be the Non bending equivalent of Azula in this universe. Azula was anything but "Mentally sound"
User avatar #3426 to #3425 - kanatana (02/08/2015) [-]
Like I said, you can write about anything you want, but stuff like that holds absolutely zero interest with me, and that's that dude. Take it or leave it.
User avatar #3427 to #3426 - murrlogic (02/08/2015) [-]
Then help me with the story then so it fits your criteria
User avatar #3428 to #3427 - kanatana (02/08/2015) [-]
You've given me a couple plot points, but you haven't given me much of a story yet. There's a huge difference between the two. Do you have any kind of prose written down yet? Rough draft? Anything like that? I can't critique unless I see something and understand your level of writing. I'm not the best writer myself, but I'm a damn good editor and I can pick something apart like it's a Megablock tower.
User avatar #3429 to #3428 - murrlogic (02/08/2015) [-]
Going back to the anti depressant Hiroshi made. He calls it "SatoQuil" which operates and functions like Morphine

Its very powerful **** knocks her out the second she's about to lose her temper. Now Hiroshi has been getting phone calls from the Board saying "You need to let your daughter recover on her own so we're requesting you leave the premise and have the maids look after her while you attend the company elsewhere"

Asami learns about this and throws the most violent tantrum ever. She's already lost her mother and now her dad is leaving for a very long time and the extreme lonliness is hurting her psychologically
User avatar #3430 to #3429 - kanatana (02/08/2015) [-]
Right, like I said. You've got plot points and ideas. How much have you actually written out, though? Anything posted online?
User avatar #3431 to #3430 - murrlogic (02/08/2015) [-]
Most of Book 1 and All of Book 4

Long story short one of the maids takes advantage of Asami's mental disposition and decides to roleplay as her mother...and she buys this because she's desperate for some parental love in her life

This maid is ******* evil. When Asami reaches her mature age she teaches her "You're a Sato. Sato's are royalty you do not associate with anyone lesser than you"

The Maid then pays 1000 Da Li agents to attend with her to the South Pole because Asami's birthday is coming up and Asami who as instructed earlier doesn't treat people like people wants a slave for her birthday

So after a violent struggle they get Korra on the boat and the story results around Korra learning the ****** up sheltered livelyhood Asami lives on a daily basis
User avatar #3432 to #3431 - kanatana (02/08/2015) [-]
Gonna be honest, I've taken in everything you've told me about this idea and it just doesn't seem up my alley. I like action, adventure, and strong main characters, but you're describing psychological, emotional, and physical torture porn to me (in my own opinion) and I try to have nothing to do with that.

I will say that you might have an idea that would cater to a select audience, and if you write it out correctly, then you might have something. But I, personally, am not interested in working with you on this project. I wish you luck, but it's not for me.
User avatar #3433 to #3432 - murrlogic (02/08/2015) [-]
...What does it need
User avatar #3434 to #3433 - kanatana (02/08/2015) [-]
Well, if that's oroginal artwork from you there, then I commend you for that. But if you're gonna write out something of that scale, the first thing you need to do is sit down and write a draft, a script. It doesn't have to be paragraph after paragraph of details, but what you do need is an outline that you'll work from. Spend time on it until you're absolutely positive that it's what you'll stick with. Dialogue is key in this kind of thing. You need organic dialogue, believable motivations, and do yourself a favor and research the ACTUAL effects of abandonment and parentally-induced psychosis. Seriously, a girl ******* branding her crippled best friend? Not happening. The Avatar being helpless against her? Bending notwithstanding, Korra could probably punch through a brick wall. She'd slam Asami in her solar plexis and knock that bitch out, crawl on the floor, and snap her neck. Korra, even in a wheelchair, isn't helpless, and you're VASTLY overplaying that part.

You're trying to turn this into some Jigsaw **** , and it's simply, without a doubt, unbelievable. No matter how good the artwork is, if the story is bull **** , then nobody is gonna stick around and see it through.

But hey, again, opinions. I'm not your target audience here. If that's your artwork, it's good stuff, and you've got talent. I'd suggest finding someone to collab with storywise who shares interests with you. But you said it was a Xenoblade crossover, and I know nothing about the series.

Again, I wish you luck, but this isn't for me. I've given you all the practical advice I could think of already.
#3406 to #3405 - murrlogic (02/08/2015) [-]
it was raining earlier but the storm is settling

Nothing much just staying comfy while I wait on some art projects
User avatar #3407 to #3406 - kanatana (02/08/2015) [-]
Cool. Looks like rain here, had to hustle to the library before it starts pouring down. Trying to work on some writing projects of my own, but original creative stuff is hard for me. Haven't written anything with effort in over a year, so I'm thinking of slamming out some fanfiction for the next couple months to get back into the groove.
#3408 to #3407 - murrlogic (02/08/2015) [-]
What kind of genre do you specialize in

Since you seem gifted in the art of screen writing maybe you can help my story out
User avatar #3409 to #3408 - kanatana (02/08/2015) [-]
I like writing action scenes in a fantasy setting. Fantasty fiction is fun, but hard, because when you create a world with magic, you have to have clear cut, set and defined rules that are immutable. Magic A is Magic A and cannot be Magic B, if that makes any sense, and your characters have to be believable and flawed and brilliant and amazing all at the same time.

My fanfics tend to be Naruto stuff, but I'm working with Soul Eater and Teen Titans too. Been a while, though. Here's my biggest fic so far: www.fanfiction.net/s/4054990/1/Rising-Star
#3418 to #3409 - Fiction (02/08/2015) [-]
Thanks for the mention
#3410 to #3409 - murrlogic (02/08/2015) [-]
>Naruto stuff

Can't really argue that since My story is about Legend of Korra and Xenoblade
User avatar #3411 to #3410 - kanatana (02/08/2015) [-]
Cool. Love LOK, but not too familiar with Xenoblade. But if you need someone to look over your work and offer critiques, more than happy to.
#3412 to #3411 - murrlogic (02/08/2015) [-]
If you got the time maybe you could look after it now or are you busy?
User avatar #3413 to #3412 - kanatana (02/08/2015) [-]
Just browsing FJ front page and giggling because I just had content hit top 10. Besides that, nothing going on.
#3414 to #3413 - murrlogic (02/08/2015) [-]
Tell ya what

Give me the highlights of your story and i'll give you the highlights of mine
User avatar #3415 to #3414 - kanatana (02/08/2015) [-]
Sure, why not.

The tale, tentitively under the working title of "Shadowpact" is a fantasy alternate history story in which, during Shakespearian times, magic came back to the world. Every monster, creature, spirit, or god that had ever been told about in legend had suddenly reappeared on earth. The course of history changes from there. Empires fall, some rise, some spread, and some would never come to be.

The main body of the story takes place in the 1920's, centered around Scotland with a focus on local Celtic mythology. The main character is a man named Alexander Morgan, a 23 year old mage who works for a guild of other mages, benevolant (or at least not overly violent) monsters and creatures, and fey. Think a cross between Fairy Tail and Naruto, and you get the idea, at least as far as the mercenary work goes.

Morgan is the latest in a line of descendants of the Dullahan, the creature that inspired the Headless Horseman tale of Sleepy Hollow, though at the beginning of the tale he doesn't know that.

It's a good story idea, and I've already drafted out large parts of it, but writing it down for others to read is a bit tricky at this stage. Need a lot more practice.
#3416 to #3415 - murrlogic (02/08/2015) [-]
Interesting...

My story is a retelling of all 4 books. A what if Scenario of what would happen if the death of Asami's mom traumatized her so bad...she became a violent sociopath

Essentially what would happen if Korra and Asami were never friends. Its like a Batman/Joker vibe to it

>Asami got out again?
>She killed 20 nurses today
>...I'll be right back
User avatar #3417 to #3416 - kanatana (02/08/2015) [-]
Hm, ok. Not bad. Gotta be careful with sociopathy, it's a lot trickier to write believably than you might think.
#3394 - vetis (02/06/2015) [-]
Panda king, ready for hunger games in China. Time to pet foxes and inevitably be eaten alive by them because that's probably a risky thing to do.
#3395 to #3394 - kanatana (02/06/2015) [-]
Eh, these guys were eaten by a fox and they turned out all right in the end. What's the worst that could happen?
User avatar #3396 to #3395 - vetis (02/06/2015) [-]
Oh, good point! I'm gonna go eat some chicken to prepare for this amazing event.

Also, what did you do to earn pink text? Looks nice. I used to have purple text but it was only for a week.
User avatar #3397 to #3396 - kanatana (02/06/2015) [-]
It's a perk for posting funny OC or getting hella thumbs up in content. Go look at my items, I've got about 15 of the week-long colored text items left. Users like us can earn them, but not trade them, so anybody with colored text is a funny mother ****** .
User avatar #3398 to #3397 - vetis (02/06/2015) [-]
Nice. I used to get nice thumbs on my comments, but then I stopped because college distracts me.
User avatar #3399 to #3398 - kanatana (02/06/2015) [-]
Ouch. Well, come back and make some funny sometime. Lord knows we need it.
#3400 to #3399 - vetis (02/06/2015) [-]
Or, follow me on this.

I make a themed panda account and ******** with the other kids.
User avatar #3401 to #3400 - kanatana (02/06/2015) [-]
Hmm. Interesting. This has potential. Take some time and plan things out. Get a bunch of pics in a file and make sure you have something for every eventuality. Most of all, be clever. Not gonna name names so they don't see this, but if you're gonna ******** , do it RIGHT.
User avatar #3402 to #3401 - vetis (02/06/2015) [-]
Lol. I have a ton of panda reaction pictures but I keep them to the appropriate board 95% of the time. I'd rather not be mistaken for a genuine themed account. That's not me.

Anyway, I did get my thumbs by being clever, but I'm too exhausted to bother lately. Maybe once I take care of my living arrangement.
User avatar #3403 to #3402 - kanatana (02/06/2015) [-]
Good luck, buddy.
User avatar #3392 - anonymousperson (01/20/2015) [-]
ayyy
User avatar #3393 to #3392 - kanatana (01/20/2015) [-]
Ayyyyy
User avatar #3390 to #3389 - kanatana (01/18/2015) [-]
I don't know who you are or why you left this here, but I love you.
#3391 to #3390 - tarabostes (01/18/2015) [-]
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User avatar #3387 - itemsss (01/17/2015) [-]
so if i give 3k what will i get?
User avatar #3388 to #3387 - kanatana (01/17/2015) [-]
Rules explained here, funnyjunk.com/user/blackwargreymon/5#5

Further clarification, funnyjunk.com/items/5065697#5065697

Any questions?
User avatar #3385 - awomanscorned (01/03/2015) [-]
I'm here
you can send
User avatar #3383 - pidgeyownzutwo (01/02/2015) [-]
what for 6 chocolate chips?
User avatar #3384 to #3383 - kanatana (01/02/2015) [-]
Sorry, I like those, keeping them.
User avatar #3373 - shadowrated (12/29/2014) [-]
i wanna play the 100k game
User avatar #3375 to #3373 - kanatana (12/29/2014) [-]
Wanna make a donation to the cause?
User avatar #3377 to #3376 - kanatana (12/29/2014) [-]
Awesome. How much would ya like to donate? Or if you know how to, just send the points.
User avatar #3379 to #3378 - kanatana (12/29/2014) [-]
Holy Bollocks. You're a true bro, dude.
User avatar #3374 to #3373 - kanatana (12/29/2014) [-]
If I can get the points for it, I'll make sure that you're included.
User avatar #3355 - kanatana (12/29/2014) [-]
Here we go!
User avatar #3369 to #3355 - Tygioh (12/29/2014) [-]
**Tygioh used "*roll pokemon*"**
**Tygioh rolls Aegislash** completely forgot about this in less than 5 minutes.
User avatar #3365 to #3355 - allodax (12/29/2014) [-]
jesus.
User avatar #3362 to #3355 - poshblobfish (12/29/2014) [-]
**poshblobfish used "*roll pokemon*"**
**poshblobfish rolls Flabébé**
User avatar #3358 to #3355 - demigodofmadness (12/29/2014) [-]
**demigodofmadness used "*roll pokemon*"**
**demigodofmadness rolls Mew**
User avatar #3368 to #3358 - kanatana (12/29/2014) [-]
JESUS **** . We have an epic win, a VERIFIED EPIC WIN HERE.
User avatar #3370 to #3368 - demigodofmadness (12/29/2014) [-]
If we pretend like that other post didn't happen then this was my first try too.
User avatar #3371 to #3370 - kanatana (12/29/2014) [-]
Yeah, people began rolling on that one before I actually began the contest, so I had to scrap that thread. But hey, congrats mi amigo.
User avatar #3372 to #3371 - demigodofmadness (12/29/2014) [-]
Thanks mayne
User avatar #3366 to #3358 - pyrain (12/29/2014) [-]
holy **** , grats. I didn't even get to roll XD
#3364 to #3358 - poshblobfish (12/29/2014) [-]
my god that was fast
my god that was fast
User avatar #3360 to #3358 - demigodofmadness (12/29/2014) [-]
Oh hey look at that
User avatar #3357 to #3355 - ronkfjoll (12/29/2014) [-]
**ronkfjoll used "*roll pokemon*"**
**ronkfjoll rolls Toxicroak**
User avatar #3359 to #3357 - ronkfjoll (12/29/2014) [-]
**ronkfjoll used "*roll pokemon*"**
**ronkfjoll rolls Nidorina**
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