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Age: 26
Date Signed Up:1/05/2012
Last Login:10/21/2014
Location:Estill Springs
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Comment Ranking:#140
Highest Content Rank:#73
Highest Comment Rank:#17
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Level 301 Content: Lord Of Laughs → Level 302 Content: Lord Of Laughs
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#4990960 - Trading souls and FJ points for RITS or other tickets or strai… 09/27/2014 on Play items +1
#1 - In a bar in downtown hell 09/27/2014 on Let me tell you about a... +1
#167 - Smoking chills. 09/27/2014 on No Smoking -1
#93 - That is disturbingly cute. 09/27/2014 on Still not enough dakka 0
#22 - This is Attenborough, a character from Tengen Toppa Gurren Lag…  [+] (3 new replies) 09/27/2014 on Still not enough dakka +2
User avatar #84 - kyletr (09/27/2014) [-]
Enuff means any more an' itz too much dakka AN' YOU CAN NEVA HAV TOO MUCH DAKKA!
User avatar #35 - valyn (09/27/2014) [-]
might I add that he managed to not take out the enemy with said system. Not enuff dakka
#30 - vorarephilia (09/27/2014) [-]
it should have done it twice.
#33 - Touche. 09/26/2014 on fj can be hilarious* 0
#31 - Okay, now THAT's hard to believe.  [+] (2 new replies) 09/26/2014 on fj can be hilarious* 0
User avatar #32 - frenzyhero (09/26/2014) [-]
So's the bible.
User avatar #33 - kanatana (09/26/2014) [-]
Touche.
#48 - Get bac' 'ere, I ain' done wit' you yet!  [+] (1 new reply) 09/26/2014 on Why can't my players be... +1
#49 - womdon (09/26/2014) [-]
*brings the pain*
#4990716 - Trading souls for RITS, make an offer. 09/26/2014 on Play items +2
#4990715 - Points for RITS, anybody? 09/26/2014 on Play items +2
#45 - Touch me again, I'll cut yer fookin 'ead off, m8  [+] (3 new replies) 09/26/2014 on Why can't my players be... +2
User avatar #47 - womdon (09/26/2014) [-]
But... that's not what I was touching you with. *runs away*
User avatar #48 - kanatana (09/26/2014) [-]
Get bac' 'ere, I ain' done wit' you yet!
#49 - womdon (09/26/2014) [-]
*brings the pain*
#8 - What he listened to to get pumped up. 09/26/2014 on Jumping 0
#13 - I'm that guy. A friend of mine is taking a college co…  [+] (17 new replies) 09/26/2014 on That friend with the sick... +86
User avatar #102 - meganinja (09/27/2014) [-]
Tell him to remember to stay concentrated.
User avatar #25 - ltbuttstrong (09/26/2014) [-]
Reminds me of high school, we were doing Nazi Germany too and we were told we'd be getting an actual holocaust survivor in to talk to the class. My friend and I joked about how it would be funny if we made him feel at home by turning the classroom into a gas chamber, dress up in SS uniforms, hunt him through the halls with dogs, shit like that. Joked about it for a few days, was hilarious. Later that week our teacher told us he had some very sad news, that the man was dead. My friend and I fucking burst out laughing, while the class and teacher looked horrified. Was magical.
#99 - xxxsonic fanxxx (09/27/2014) [-]
That's not having a sick sense of humor, that's borderline psychotic

People joke about shit like "hitler did nothing wrong" but they don't actually mean it

this sounds like something /b/rats would do
User avatar #121 - ltbuttstrong (09/27/2014) [-]
This is why I never open up any more.
User avatar #122 - nigeltheoutlaw (09/27/2014) [-]
Good.
User avatar #123 - ltbuttstrong (09/27/2014) [-]
Well fuck you too then
User avatar #124 - nigeltheoutlaw (09/27/2014) [-]
Q.Q more
User avatar #125 - ltbuttstrong (09/27/2014) [-]
Whatever man
User avatar #46 - nigeltheoutlaw (09/27/2014) [-]
Calm down edgelord.
User avatar #47 - ltbuttstrong (09/27/2014) [-]
Just sharing a story, not trying to be edgy, geez
User avatar #35 - neokun (09/26/2014) [-]
Yeah none of that happened.
User avatar #37 - ltbuttstrong (09/26/2014) [-]
Oh shit my mistake, silly brain y u lie 2 me
#32 - somuchfreedom (09/26/2014) [-]
#26 - liquidtux (09/26/2014) [-]
Why was it so funny that he died?
User avatar #36 - neokun (09/26/2014) [-]
Trust me, not one word of that was true.
User avatar #49 - ltbuttstrong (09/27/2014) [-]
"Teens joked around in school"
Yeah that would never happen
User avatar #27 - ltbuttstrong (09/26/2014) [-]
It immediately reminded us of every joke we'd made up until then, at the most inappropriate time admittedly. Horrible, but we were teens.
#236 - No problem. 09/26/2014 on Tribute to our king 0
#10 - **kanatana rolled image ** So is this.  [+] (3 new replies) 09/26/2014 on This is wood. +13
#25 - fjacctfucku has deleted their comment.
#13 - captainprincess (09/26/2014) [-]
what a roll
#31 - darkmannameddrew (09/26/2014) [-]
**darkmannameddrew rolled image** Wow, great roll. 9/10
#20 - I swear to God, if that manchild dictator dies of obesity-rela…  [+] (3 new replies) 09/26/2014 on We can't take it anymore. +90
User avatar #55 - nigeltheoutlaw (09/27/2014) [-]
I think that'd be the definition of karmic justice actually.
User avatar #28 - zaach (09/26/2014) [-]
I think it would be awesome! The greed kills him.
#23 - xxxsonic fanxxx (09/26/2014) [-]
Maybe not actual justice, but definitely a poetic justice of sorts.
#37 - And you will tell that story now, I NEED IT. 09/26/2014 on Why can't my players be... +2
#36 - I think I might cry.  [+] (5 new replies) 09/26/2014 on Why can't my players be... +4
User avatar #44 - womdon (09/26/2014) [-]
There there *pats head*
User avatar #45 - kanatana (09/26/2014) [-]
Touch me again, I'll cut yer fookin 'ead off, m8
User avatar #47 - womdon (09/26/2014) [-]
But... that's not what I was touching you with. *runs away*
User avatar #48 - kanatana (09/26/2014) [-]
Get bac' 'ere, I ain' done wit' you yet!
#49 - womdon (09/26/2014) [-]
*brings the pain*
#18 - **kanatana rolled user frenzyhero ** At least you're not joshlol  [+] (4 new replies) 09/26/2014 on fj can be hilarious* 0
User avatar #26 - frenzyhero (09/26/2014) [-]
Unfortunately, the reason why I made a new acc is because I was at one point, worse than josh.
User avatar #31 - kanatana (09/26/2014) [-]
Okay, now THAT's hard to believe.
User avatar #32 - frenzyhero (09/26/2014) [-]
So's the bible.
User avatar #33 - kanatana (09/26/2014) [-]
Touche.
#363 - **kanatana rolled image ** Say something nice about me. 09/26/2014 on addy's ban report +16
#51 - This is legitimately cool, bro. Very cool. 09/26/2014 on OP delivers 0
#159 - Ever since you were forced by admin to dress like Zoe Quinn an…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/26/2014 on Tribute to our king +12
User avatar #160 - joshlol (09/26/2014) [-]
#154 - Points for trying, but they're detracted for obvious fake. 2/10, tops.  [+] (3 new replies) 09/26/2014 on Tribute to our king +1
User avatar #158 - joshlol (09/26/2014) [-]
if only I could still make the "image" look like a link by typing ht­tp:// before it
User avatar #159 - kanatana (09/26/2014) [-]
Ever since you were forced by admin to dress like Zoe Quinn and fuck five guys, it's been all downhill from there.
User avatar #160 - joshlol (09/26/2014) [-]
#151 - Here ya go, buddy.  [+] (2 new replies) 09/26/2014 on Tribute to our king 0
#234 - mehmus (09/26/2014) [-]
Thanks, mah nigga!
User avatar #236 - kanatana (09/26/2014) [-]
No problem.
#149 - I hope joshlol rolls this one day while saying "MFW"…  [+] (7 new replies) 09/26/2014 on Tribute to our king +64
#512 - shuttletree (09/27/2014) [-]
And then posts it as content? Indeed, Beautiful
#152 - joshlol has deleted their comment.
#157 - liquidtux (09/26/2014) [-]
User avatar #154 - kanatana (09/26/2014) [-]
Points for trying, but they're detracted for obvious fake. 2/10, tops.
User avatar #158 - joshlol (09/26/2014) [-]
if only I could still make the "image" look like a link by typing ht­tp:// before it
User avatar #159 - kanatana (09/26/2014) [-]
Ever since you were forced by admin to dress like Zoe Quinn and fuck five guys, it's been all downhill from there.
User avatar #160 - joshlol (09/26/2014) [-]
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#1692 - kanatana (05/20/2014) [+] (28 replies)
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I was wondering if someone could help me by captioning this for me. The dialogue is "Hey, ladies!" in the first part, then when it cuts to a closeup of Flash doing the whirlwind thing with his arms, he says "Check me out! I'm just like a helicopter!" Then, when it cuts to Hawkgirl and Fire, he's saying "WOOOOAAAAHHH!"    
   
If you could add a sound effect, just use *thud* or something when he lands, that would be cool.    
   
When it cuts to a closeup of him on the ground, he says "I'm sorta like a helicopter..."    
   
If you could help me out with this, I would be super grateful.
I was wondering if someone could help me by captioning this for me. The dialogue is "Hey, ladies!" in the first part, then when it cuts to a closeup of Flash doing the whirlwind thing with his arms, he says "Check me out! I'm just like a helicopter!" Then, when it cuts to Hawkgirl and Fire, he's saying "WOOOOAAAAHHH!"

If you could add a sound effect, just use *thud* or something when he lands, that would be cool.

When it cuts to a closeup of him on the ground, he says "I'm sorta like a helicopter..."

If you could help me out with this, I would be super grateful.
#2034 - kanatana (09/26/2014) [-]
**kanatana rolled image** No homo.
User avatar #2031 - alexanderjohnson (09/26/2014) [-]
Are you selling your thumb badge?
User avatar #2032 to #2031 - kanatana (09/26/2014) [-]
I absolutely refuse to sell or trade achievement badges, no matter the offer. Never have, never will. Sorry, gotta get your own.
User avatar #2023 - satanisrealgod (09/20/2014) [-]
I'd like to apologize idk why I'm being so mean
User avatar #2024 to #2023 - kanatana (09/20/2014) [-]
You're bored. It's the internet. You're young, and there is literally no limit to what you can say or do on here. Been there, done that. Do yourself a favor? Put away the computer for a while and go for a walk, or something. Get some fresh air.
User avatar #2027 to #2024 - satanisrealgod (09/20/2014) [-]
I try to apologize and you make go and make a passive aggressive comment like that
User avatar #2029 to #2027 - kanatana (09/20/2014) [-]
Sorry, that's usually my default mode. All I meant was, I remember spending hours at a computer and becoming kind of a dick after a while. Not healthy.
User avatar #2025 to #2024 - satanisrealgod (09/20/2014) [-]
I'm not in the 8th grade.
User avatar #2026 to #2025 - kanatana (09/20/2014) [-]
How old are you, then?
User avatar #2007 - satanisrealgod (09/20/2014) [-]
Level 380 in 2 years. Nice.
User avatar #2009 to #2007 - kanatana (09/20/2014) [-]
Thank you. People think I'm funny, at least on the internet.
User avatar #2012 to #2009 - satanisrealgod (09/20/2014) [-]
the internet more like FannyJonk which is full of retards
User avatar #2014 to #2012 - kanatana (09/20/2014) [-]
And you're here, so what does that make you?
User avatar #2018 to #2016 - kanatana (09/20/2014) [-]
It's fine to come out about your sexuality on the internet. Nobody to really judge you. If you need someone to talk to about it, I'm usually around here.
User avatar #1997 - nethj (09/17/2014) [-]
popping in to say ji
User avatar #1998 to #1997 - nethj (09/17/2014) [-]
hi*
User avatar #1999 to #1998 - nethj (09/17/2014) [-]
wait
User avatar #2000 to #1999 - nethj (09/17/2014) [-]
#2000
User avatar #2001 to #2000 - kanatana (09/17/2014) [-]
woooooooooo
User avatar #2002 to #2001 - nethj (09/17/2014) [-]
did I win?
User avatar #2003 to #2002 - kanatana (09/17/2014) [-]
Lol yup, not that you had much competition I'll send the goodies over in a minute.
User avatar #2004 to #2003 - nethj (09/17/2014) [-]
thank you my man!
User avatar #2005 to #2004 - kanatana (09/17/2014) [-]
Noooooo problem, put them to good use
User avatar #1992 - kanatana (09/16/2014) [-]
**kanatana rolled user DrOhcysp ** Make me smile.
#1993 to #1992 - DrOhcysp ONLINE (09/16/2014) [-]
N  Y U
N Y U
User avatar #1994 to #1993 - kanatana (09/16/2014) [-]
That works!
User avatar #1991 - kanatana (09/16/2014) [-]
**kanatana rolled comment #794327 ** :
Why? Because I'm bored.
#1990 - kanatana (09/16/2014) [-]
**kanatana rolled image** BOOBS
User avatar #1989 - garymotherfingoak (09/13/2014) [-]
was there a gogabyte part 2?
#1987 - kanatana (09/06/2014) [-]
**kanatana rolled comment #2132798 ** :Morning sweeties!    
   
Today I'm going to a party at my cute neighbours house! Got invited because I'm so nice to them and actually talk to my neighbours
**kanatana rolled comment #2132798 ** :
Morning sweeties!

Today I'm going to a party at my cute neighbours house! Got invited because I'm so nice to them and actually talk to my neighbours
User avatar #1988 to #1987 - kanatana (09/06/2014) [-]
**kanatana rolled user faguette **
#1986 - kanatana (09/06/2014) [-]
**kanatana rolled image** Bored
User avatar #1985 - kanatana (09/06/2014) [-]
**kanatana rolled comment #9628832 ** :
He brought this upon himself.
#1984 - kanatana (09/06/2014) [-]
**kanatana rolled image**
#1983 - kanatana (09/06/2014) [-]
**kanatana rolled image** Don't mind me.
User avatar #1979 - kanatana (09/05/2014) [-]
**kanatana rolled user hattheifbatman ** Hey. I'm sad. Make me smile.
User avatar #1981 to #1980 - kanatana (09/06/2014) [-]
That's cold-blooded.
#1982 to #1981 - hattheifbatman (09/06/2014) [-]
I'm horrible at making people happy
User avatar #1977 - kanatana (08/30/2014) [-]
**kanatana rolled user iknowuwant ** Hey, whatcha doin tonight?
#1975 - kanatana (08/28/2014) [-]
**kanatana rolled image** I don't wanna go
User avatar #1974 - kanatana (08/28/2014) [-]
**kanatana rolled comment #117 ** :
futabu
The last thing I'll say before I kill myself tonight.
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