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#18 - thanks dude i have never had so much help im freaking out righ…  [+] (7 new replies) 04/04/2013 on Close Enough 0
#19 - klldarkness (04/04/2013) [-]
Eh. Let me give you some advice.

Long distance relationships do not work. At all.

Also, seeing as you're upset, i'll fill you in on something. Your relationship? It's already over.

You will ALWAYS wonder, if something else is going on. The trust is gone. It will never come back.

That's not a good relationship.

It's better to break it off now, cry it out, buy a piano, find a chick closer to home, play that song, and live happily ever after. Besides, it's a useful skill. ^_^
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#20 - kamranhalo (04/04/2013) [-]
everything is ok now thanks man you saved a life ....without you i dont know what i would have done
#22 - klldarkness (04/04/2013) [-]
Eh. *Shrugs*

If you say so.

On the off chance you do actually decide to take my advice, here's the sheet music you need:

depositfiles.com/files/e6sicqc0f

It's a PDF.
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#24 - kamranhalo (04/04/2013) [-]
im going to move to be with her soon
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#31 - poleelop (04/04/2013) [-]
i feel like I'm intruding on something special
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#32 - kamranhalo (04/04/2013) [-]
join in brotha
#70 - theasguard (04/04/2013) [-]
insert something random!!
#15 - dude just back off a little i thing im losing my girlfriend  [+] (9 new replies) 04/04/2013 on Close Enough 0
#16 - klldarkness (04/04/2013) [-]
Seriously dude?

Let me help you out on this one. Girls like one thing. Attention. Doing things for them, gives them attention.

So, i give you my one step program to winning, and keeping, "The girl".

1. Learn. To. Play. This. Song.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZMwI1DlZpyY


It's three chord progressions. Simple, really. Just need to get the timing down. IT DOES NOT MATTER IF YOU CAN SING.

Learn it. Play it. Put her name in the place of Konstantine.

BAM! You win.
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#18 - kamranhalo (04/04/2013) [-]
thanks dude i have never had so much help im freaking out right now because its long distance and some guy kissed her and im just shaking to death now
#19 - klldarkness (04/04/2013) [-]
Eh. Let me give you some advice.

Long distance relationships do not work. At all.

Also, seeing as you're upset, i'll fill you in on something. Your relationship? It's already over.

You will ALWAYS wonder, if something else is going on. The trust is gone. It will never come back.

That's not a good relationship.

It's better to break it off now, cry it out, buy a piano, find a chick closer to home, play that song, and live happily ever after. Besides, it's a useful skill. ^_^
User avatar
#20 - kamranhalo (04/04/2013) [-]
everything is ok now thanks man you saved a life ....without you i dont know what i would have done
#22 - klldarkness (04/04/2013) [-]
Eh. *Shrugs*

If you say so.

On the off chance you do actually decide to take my advice, here's the sheet music you need:

depositfiles.com/files/e6sicqc0f

It's a PDF.
User avatar
#24 - kamranhalo (04/04/2013) [-]
im going to move to be with her soon
User avatar
#31 - poleelop (04/04/2013) [-]
i feel like I'm intruding on something special
User avatar
#32 - kamranhalo (04/04/2013) [-]
join in brotha
#70 - theasguard (04/04/2013) [-]
insert something random!!
#13 - butt hurt  [+] (11 new replies) 04/04/2013 on Close Enough 0
#14 - klldarkness (04/04/2013) [-]
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#15 - kamranhalo (04/04/2013) [-]
dude just back off a little i thing im losing my girlfriend
#16 - klldarkness (04/04/2013) [-]
Seriously dude?

Let me help you out on this one. Girls like one thing. Attention. Doing things for them, gives them attention.

So, i give you my one step program to winning, and keeping, "The girl".

1. Learn. To. Play. This. Song.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZMwI1DlZpyY


It's three chord progressions. Simple, really. Just need to get the timing down. IT DOES NOT MATTER IF YOU CAN SING.

Learn it. Play it. Put her name in the place of Konstantine.

BAM! You win.
User avatar
#18 - kamranhalo (04/04/2013) [-]
thanks dude i have never had so much help im freaking out right now because its long distance and some guy kissed her and im just shaking to death now
#19 - klldarkness (04/04/2013) [-]
Eh. Let me give you some advice.

Long distance relationships do not work. At all.

Also, seeing as you're upset, i'll fill you in on something. Your relationship? It's already over.

You will ALWAYS wonder, if something else is going on. The trust is gone. It will never come back.

That's not a good relationship.

It's better to break it off now, cry it out, buy a piano, find a chick closer to home, play that song, and live happily ever after. Besides, it's a useful skill. ^_^
User avatar
#20 - kamranhalo (04/04/2013) [-]
everything is ok now thanks man you saved a life ....without you i dont know what i would have done
#22 - klldarkness (04/04/2013) [-]
Eh. *Shrugs*

If you say so.

On the off chance you do actually decide to take my advice, here's the sheet music you need:

depositfiles.com/files/e6sicqc0f

It's a PDF.
User avatar
#24 - kamranhalo (04/04/2013) [-]
im going to move to be with her soon
User avatar
#31 - poleelop (04/04/2013) [-]
i feel like I'm intruding on something special
User avatar
#32 - kamranhalo (04/04/2013) [-]
join in brotha
#70 - theasguard (04/04/2013) [-]
insert something random!!
#11 - dude wtf  [+] (13 new replies) 04/04/2013 on Close Enough 0
#12 - klldarkness (04/04/2013) [-]
....Yes? Lol.
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#13 - kamranhalo (04/04/2013) [-]
butt hurt
#14 - klldarkness (04/04/2013) [-]
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#15 - kamranhalo (04/04/2013) [-]
dude just back off a little i thing im losing my girlfriend
#16 - klldarkness (04/04/2013) [-]
Seriously dude?

Let me help you out on this one. Girls like one thing. Attention. Doing things for them, gives them attention.

So, i give you my one step program to winning, and keeping, "The girl".

1. Learn. To. Play. This. Song.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZMwI1DlZpyY


It's three chord progressions. Simple, really. Just need to get the timing down. IT DOES NOT MATTER IF YOU CAN SING.

Learn it. Play it. Put her name in the place of Konstantine.

BAM! You win.
User avatar
#18 - kamranhalo (04/04/2013) [-]
thanks dude i have never had so much help im freaking out right now because its long distance and some guy kissed her and im just shaking to death now
#19 - klldarkness (04/04/2013) [-]
Eh. Let me give you some advice.

Long distance relationships do not work. At all.

Also, seeing as you're upset, i'll fill you in on something. Your relationship? It's already over.

You will ALWAYS wonder, if something else is going on. The trust is gone. It will never come back.

That's not a good relationship.

It's better to break it off now, cry it out, buy a piano, find a chick closer to home, play that song, and live happily ever after. Besides, it's a useful skill. ^_^
User avatar
#20 - kamranhalo (04/04/2013) [-]
everything is ok now thanks man you saved a life ....without you i dont know what i would have done
#22 - klldarkness (04/04/2013) [-]
Eh. *Shrugs*

If you say so.

On the off chance you do actually decide to take my advice, here's the sheet music you need:

depositfiles.com/files/e6sicqc0f

It's a PDF.
User avatar
#24 - kamranhalo (04/04/2013) [-]
im going to move to be with her soon
User avatar
#31 - poleelop (04/04/2013) [-]
i feel like I'm intruding on something special
User avatar
#32 - kamranhalo (04/04/2013) [-]
join in brotha
#70 - theasguard (04/04/2013) [-]
insert something random!!
#20 - yep it spreds the force over a larger distance...that why not … 04/04/2013 on The first plane with a... 0
#18 - its safer and cheaper just to put cameras and monitors instead… 04/04/2013 on The first plane with a... 0
#17 - its like asking why don't submarines not have any windows....t… 04/04/2013 on The first plane with a... 0
#16 - airplane windows have two layers one soft one inside and a thi…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/04/2013 on The first plane with a... +1
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#19 - monkeybrains (04/04/2013) [-]
The imploding, wasn't that also why they changed the windows for passengers from totally square to circular or rounded on the edges? I remember reading or hearing that square ones couldn't keep the pressure the same or something involving the internal and external pressures.
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#20 - kamranhalo (04/04/2013) [-]
yep it spreds the force over a larger distance...that why not many plants like fruit and vegetables are square....if you have a egg and hold it from the tips with your index and thumb you wont be able to break it no matter how hard you try
#15 - thanks dude 04/04/2013 on The first plane with a... 0
#12 - cargo bay on top would make the plane top heavy and hard to la…  [+] (6 new replies) 04/04/2013 on The first plane with a... +8
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#14 - Scorchtwentyfour (04/04/2013) [-]
*slow clap* This guy knows his shit. At first I was like, "Really? You're gonna be that guy?" Then I continued reading and I was like, "Cool"
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#18 - kamranhalo (04/04/2013) [-]
its safer and cheaper just to put cameras and monitors instead of glass
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#16 - kamranhalo (04/04/2013) [-]
airplane windows have two layers one soft one inside and a thick part outside...same with the windshield in the cabin....the same system with thousands of pounds ontop will quickly ruin the seals and make the cabin implode.(yes it does exist)
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#19 - monkeybrains (04/04/2013) [-]
The imploding, wasn't that also why they changed the windows for passengers from totally square to circular or rounded on the edges? I remember reading or hearing that square ones couldn't keep the pressure the same or something involving the internal and external pressures.
User avatar
#20 - kamranhalo (04/04/2013) [-]
yep it spreds the force over a larger distance...that why not many plants like fruit and vegetables are square....if you have a egg and hold it from the tips with your index and thumb you wont be able to break it no matter how hard you try
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#15 - kamranhalo (04/04/2013) [-]
thanks dude