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kalvissh

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Gender: male
Age: 21
Date Signed Up:9/23/2013
Location:Latvia
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Content Ranking:#2478
Comment Ranking:#4580
Highest Content Rank:#72
Highest Comment Rank:#2379
Content Thumbs: 60616 total,  64250 ,  3634
Comment Thumbs: 2750 total,  2900 ,  150
Content Level Progress: 18.8% (188/1000)
Level 249 Content: Doinitrite → Level 250 Content: Contaminated Win
Comment Level Progress: 41% (41/100)
Level 223 Comments: Mind Blower → Level 224 Comments: Mind Blower
Subscribers:1
Content Views:2731740
Times Content Favorited:3056 times
Total Comments Made:2134
FJ Points:1850
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#1 - I'd do it for 3.50  [+] (10 replies) 09/16/2016 on $$ bills y'all +321
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#102 - veryfahnyjokes (09/17/2016) [-]
*le funny south park loch ness monster meme face* xDDDDDD xDDDDDDDDDD lol xDDD top kek xD
#42 - adhdtookmyaccount (09/17/2016) [-]
The thing in the basement would have a hard time eating you when it realizes you're a 200 foot tall creature from the Paleozoic era
#28 - greyhoundfd (09/17/2016) [-]
WHAT A COINCIDENCE!!!
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#25 - profanitizer (09/17/2016) [-]
>Go down into the basement for the bag
>Get to bottom of stairs
>Mr NOPE's gone
>Oshit.jpg
>See the duffel bag in the middle of the room
>Rush in and grab it
>Spin round on my toes
>HEAR BREATHING
>FUCK.GIF
>Leg it towards the stairs
>Run up, don't look back
> The creature didn't leave
>Open the bag
>Loadsamoney.swf
>Start counting
>What the fuck
>This isn't 3 million
>Its $2,999,996.50
>Mfw i realise
>The monster took my fucking tree fiddy
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#93 - tropenthatshtup (09/17/2016) [-]
L-O-D-S OF E-M-O-N-E
What's that spell?
#79 - optiknarty (09/17/2016) [-]
#18 - neggernegernger (09/16/2016) [-]
**neggernegernger used "*roll picture*"**
**neggernegernger rolled image** It was at this moment I knew that kalvissh was actually a 70 feet tall sea monster
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#3 - babaskeep (09/16/2016) [-]
Get out of FJ Loch ness! You're not getting 3.50!
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#23 - millennial (09/17/2016) [-]
I gave him a dollah.
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#26 - andyrichard (09/17/2016) [-]
Woman, you give him a dollah he just gon come back for more!