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#22 - i sure as hell hope you're ugly cause if you're not than that …  [+] (55 new replies) 12/25/2014 on sugababy's profile 0
#31 - sugababy Comment deleted by kakashy
User avatar #32 - TestesFly (12/27/2014) [-]
Hmm, I've heard of handjobs and blowjobs, but I'm not exactly sure how a nosejob works...
User avatar #33 - sugababy (12/27/2014) [-]
Isn't that when they lick your nose?
I think I saw a gif of that. It was from a japanese porn
User avatar #35 - TestesFly (12/27/2014) [-]
...not that you'd know, because it's all blurred anyway.
User avatar #34 - TestesFly (12/27/2014) [-]
So what you're saying is that you got through an entire Japanese porno without a single incident of dick-in-nose?
User avatar #36 - sugababy (12/27/2014) [-]
oh that too.

so what exactly is a nosejob then?
Dick in nose or tongue in nose?
User avatar #37 - TestesFly (12/27/2014) [-]
I think the "job" part somehow inexplicably stands for the dick, because I guess it's hard work. Thanks folks, I'll be here all night. The job is the common factor that gets blown in a blowjob and handed in a handjob. So it must somehow get nosed in a nosejob. The tongue in nose would therefore be a blownose, but I suspect that option would entail a buttload of boogers.
User avatar #38 - sugababy (12/27/2014) [-]
damn, you know your stuff.
And I think some people have a booger fetish, that's why they do that in the first place
User avatar #39 - TestesFly (12/27/2014) [-]
I sure knows my nose, as noses goes.
This completely changes my outlook on that kid Michael from kindergarten who would just sit in the corner, eating his boogers all day long. Kid was one kinky some of a bitch!
#40 - sugababy Comment deleted by kakashy
User avatar #41 - TestesFly (12/27/2014) [-]
Hey, there are worse orifices she could be photographed sticking her finger into. Or better, depending on your point of view. But hey, I see what she's trying to get away with! That nose is wrinkled and pushed upwards. She's hardly getting any penetration. Her finger is at most a paltry half inch up there. She's being quite duplicitous there.
User avatar #43 - sugababy (12/27/2014) [-]
and yeah, that's her in that vid.

I fucking love this girl
User avatar #45 - TestesFly (12/27/2014) [-]
Dude, smoking pot makes your nostrils huge. I don't think it's proven or anything, but look at black people's noses.
User avatar #47 - sugababy (12/27/2014) [-]
lol
do you think her nose looks big?
User avatar #49 - TestesFly (12/27/2014) [-]
I am the last person to cast accusations of large schnozzery. My nose could be placed in front of trains to push cattle off the tracks.
User avatar #50 - sugababy (12/27/2014) [-]
so you smoke pot 24/7 too huh? :p
#53 - TestesFly (12/27/2014) [-]
If I smoked half as much pot as I wanted to, I'd be smoking twice as much as I really do.

But seriously, I'm a total casual. I wouldn't even call myself a pothead. If I did, I'd be like those "gamer gurls" who are really just models being photographed while posing with an xbox controller or something. I'd be luxuriously leaning back in a bed of hemp, with a pile of nugs covering my junk or something, and smokeaholic neckbeards would be posting me on r/treeporn, wishing they had a waifu like me.
User avatar #55 - sugababy (12/27/2014) [-]
I am not even a casual, I am nothing for I've never smoked pot in my life. Well I did secondhand smoke from her, but I dont think that that counts.

lol, those "gamer gurls" are such epic fails. Most of them aren't even holding the controller correctly, which is cringeworthy to see.
User avatar #59 - TestesFly (12/27/2014) [-]
I don't pity you, because some people don't have fun with it. And it's an expensive hobby, and no matter what they like to claim, it's an unhealthy one, to boot. But I have fun with it. And a lot of other people have fun with it. If you find yourself in the right sort of situation where you find that you're totally comfortable with doing it, go for it! Otherwise, I would tell you to do it, but it would risk making you feel pressured. Feeling pressured to do it is probably the most likely way to have a bad first experience.

I can't cringe at the gamur gurls. When I was a young and angry teenage nerd, sure. I felt like I had gone through a lot of shit to get to call myself a nerd, and someone who hadn't gone through that was an interloper, or an appropriator, and I hated them for pretending to be something that they hadn't suffered for the right to identify as. But then I came to the realization that taking offense at that sort of thing is selfish, and generally just really terrible. Also, they're not trying to be nerds or gamer girls, they're just models doing a shoot. If I was a model or an actor, I wouldn't want to be hated for what role I portrayed.

Because I'd always want to portray Hitler. Always.
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User avatar #54 - TestesFly (12/27/2014) [-]
But I thought you were the Korean one...
User avatar #83 - sugababy (12/27/2014) [-]
that's true
the real android 18 is like b cup
#84 - TestesFly (12/27/2014) [-]
SON WHY YOU F CUP? WHY YOU NO A CUP?
#86 - TestesFly (12/27/2014) [-]
That IS an asian mom, she just hasn't put on her makeup this morning.
User avatar #88 - sugababy (12/27/2014) [-]
maybe that's why my nose is so flat
from smashing it to the table eveyrday
User avatar #89 - TestesFly (12/27/2014) [-]
Don't worry! Just with a small fee and a little plastic surgery, you too can achieve The Korean Look!™ - www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2314647/Has-plastic-surgery-20-Korean-beauty-pageant-contestants-look-Pictures-contest-hopefuls-goes-viral.html
User avatar #87 - sugababy (12/27/2014) [-]
oh yeah, that's how I wear my makeup too, my mom taught me
User avatar #90 - TestesFly (12/27/2014) [-]
It's good that you have been inducted into your people's ways. Many cultures have lost their traditional techniques of applying makeup, such as the Native Americans, Polynesians, and dodos.
User avatar #85 - sugababy (12/27/2014) [-]
that would've worked perfectly if my dad was asian instead of my mom
User avatar #56 - sugababy (12/27/2014) [-]
oh god lol..
are you sure you're not her?
the way you talk, the way you act, the way you joke, you're so much like Suzy (her name).
You're making me feel homesick :p
User avatar #71 - TestesFly (12/27/2014) [-]
Your friend looks suspiciously like a skinny, drugged-out Maisie Williams.
User avatar #73 - sugababy (12/27/2014) [-]
hmm, yeah kinda
they even have the same epic eyebrows
User avatar #74 - TestesFly (12/27/2014) [-]
Maisie Williams makes me feel like such a pedophile. I mean I know it's not her fault, but no one underage should be allowed to be that cute.
User avatar #81 - sugababy (12/27/2014) [-]
I admit, i am an android

speaking of which, I could totally cosplay android 18 but I need a blonde wig
#82 - TestesFly (12/27/2014) [-]
Maybe this depiction, sure. But I'm pretty sure most of them are a little less... gifted in the general bosom department.
User avatar #78 - sugababy (12/27/2014) [-]
you could've just said Japanese man and it would've meant all 3
#80 - TestesFly (12/27/2014) [-]
Oh whoops, I read way too slow. But you're right, you have combined those three into a horrifying monster known only as the dirty Jap.
User avatar #75 - sugababy (12/27/2014) [-]
oh, kinda like me when I was 12?
what was I called? A pedo's wet dream? lol
User avatar #76 - TestesFly (12/27/2014) [-]
I'm still not convinced you exist. It's like a pedophile, a horny teenage boy, and a bra manufacturer teamed up to create a woman bigger, faster, stronger, and more powerful than any seen before.
User avatar #60 - TestesFly (12/27/2014) [-]
Oh my god... I used to be called Suzy, back before my sex change!
User avatar #63 - sugababy (12/27/2014) [-]
STOP READING MY MIND!
She would joke around about sex change a lot. Like how she wanted a dick a fuck a hot girl or a guy
User avatar #65 - TestesFly (12/27/2014) [-]
Well it couldn't be me then, because I just wanted a dick so that they could have something to play with when they give me a reach around.
User avatar #46 - sugababy (12/27/2014) [-]
" It's the nosejob's version of a gag reflex"
Fucking brilliant.

You're like the male version of her, maybe that's why I can get along with you so well.

No, she's IRL childhood friend. I used to live in the US but moved here like 5 years ago.
User avatar #48 - TestesFly (12/27/2014) [-]
...And now my nose is leaking like a sieve, drawing comparisons to the results of a good buttjob.

Oh neato! How's your voice sound? Is it some weird American-Korean-British hybrid? Brikormerican?
User avatar #52 - sugababy (12/27/2014) [-]
but what's a buttjob?

I sound like those future dudes from that one South Park episode where they TOOK DER JUWBS
User avatar #57 - TestesFly (12/27/2014) [-]
A buttjob... can be whatever you want it to be, baby. It doesn't exist yet, so there is no limit to its meaning. The only limit is you. A buttjob is the zombocom of sex maneuvers.

Actually, HOLY SHT, IT'S EXACTLY WHAT I IMAGINED IT WAS! www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=butt+job
#62 - sugababy Comment deleted by kakashy
User avatar #64 - TestesFly (12/27/2014) [-]
You don't exactly get high off of helium. It's more of a general lightheadedness that anything that deprives your brain of oxygen does. Your voice, on the other hand, most definitely gets very, very high off of helium.

Taaaaaaake onnnnn meeeeeee
taaaaaaaake meeeee onnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
User avatar #67 - sugababy (12/27/2014) [-]
yeah I know, I was just kidding. What I was trying to say is that she tries to get high on a lotta stuff (she has used a lotta substances in the past). She is like one of those hippies that likes to experiment with a lotta drugs. I don't exactly approve of that because I don't wanna see her overdosed or even dead :S
But she has told me that she quit all the hard stuff and is only sticking to weed, cigarettes and alcohol. I guess that's better than nothing.
User avatar #69 - TestesFly (12/27/2014) [-]
I feel like most of my friends fall under that general hippie category. I seem to be friends with a lot of ravers. I just don't really understand that scene. Maybe going wild for an entire weekend at a music festival of bands I won't even remember, on drugs I can't keep track of, just isn't my thing.
User avatar #68 - TestesFly (12/27/2014) [-]
Well, come to think of it, doing nothing would probably be better than doing weed, alcohol and cigarettes. Especially if she's on a college campus, where alcohol tends to be strongly associated with vehicular death, serious accidents at home, sexual vulnerability, and muggings. But yeah, the type of lifestyle that often comes with hard drugs is very harmful, arguably even moreso than drinking culture. You're from Britain though, so you probably think Americans drink like pansies.
User avatar #58 - sugababy (12/27/2014) [-]
oooh, that
yeah that makes a lotta sense
I didn't know it was called buttjob, I thought it was just buttgrinding
User avatar #61 - TestesFly (12/27/2014) [-]
I didn't even know it had a name. Just goes to show how innocent I am. When I was a young lad, my dad took me aside, put his hand on my shoulder, and said "Son... you don't ever have to put your wiener into some girl's buttcrack and then hump back and forth to simulate sex. You can just put your wiener in one of her designated locations. I don't want to raise a boy who's too afraid to put his wiener where it belongs, and so he just timidly humps ladies' buttcracks. Don't be that kind of man when you grow up, son."

My dad was weird guy.
#13 - sup 09/18/2014 on kakashy's profile 0
#12 - thanks for the support im gonna do it i need a little… 12/30/2013 on Tattoo motive +2
#10 - goddammit i know this but i fell in love with this design and …  [+] (2 new replies) 12/30/2013 on Tattoo motive +1
User avatar #11 - squilliams (12/30/2013) [-]
Then get it! Keep going with the plan of seeing it every day and as long as you still want it then - get it done! Just make sure you go to a good artist (:
User avatar #12 - kakashy (12/30/2013) [-]
thanks for the support
im gonna do it i need a little time to get the body anyway
oh yea im not cutting corners, im gonna pay as much as i have to for an expert
have fun and thanks for everything
#7 - yea thats still in the back of my head that this hasnt got a s…  [+] (5 new replies) 12/30/2013 on Tattoo motive +1
User avatar #8 - squilliams (12/30/2013) [-]
Don't take this in the wrong way (because I do really like your design) but if it doesn't have a specific meaning to you, you'll probably end up not getting it by doing the seeing it every day thing. I know it sounds stupid and obvious, but tattoos are for life (I know you can get laser removal but that sometimes ends up making it look worse or doesn't even work properly) and you're better of waiting for the perfect idea than living with something you regret.
User avatar #9 - squilliams (12/30/2013) [-]
*off
#10 - kakashy (12/30/2013) [-]
goddammit i know this but i fell in love with this design and cant get it out of my mind
it is far easier to find a quote that meas something to you but im qute reluctant about words on me
User avatar #11 - squilliams (12/30/2013) [-]
Then get it! Keep going with the plan of seeing it every day and as long as you still want it then - get it done! Just make sure you go to a good artist (:
User avatar #12 - kakashy (12/30/2013) [-]
thanks for the support
im gonna do it i need a little time to get the body anyway
oh yea im not cutting corners, im gonna pay as much as i have to for an expert
have fun and thanks for everything
#5 - yea i was looking at similar photos of feather and than added …  [+] (7 new replies) 12/30/2013 on Tattoo motive +1
User avatar #6 - squilliams (12/30/2013) [-]
I think it's really cool. I've toyed with the idea of getting things similar to that before but because they don't have a massive meaning to me I've decided against them, even though I think they look really nice. The tattoo I've got is lyrics from one of my Grandad's favorite songs which mean so much to me he died a little while back , and yet it still took me years to make sure I would always want it.
User avatar #7 - kakashy (12/30/2013) [-]
yea thats still in the back of my head that this hasnt got a specific meaning for me, i mean i have found a lot of simbolic meaning that i can relate to but its not the same
so thats another reason im hesitant
thats awesome to do it for the memori of your grandpa
User avatar #8 - squilliams (12/30/2013) [-]
Don't take this in the wrong way (because I do really like your design) but if it doesn't have a specific meaning to you, you'll probably end up not getting it by doing the seeing it every day thing. I know it sounds stupid and obvious, but tattoos are for life (I know you can get laser removal but that sometimes ends up making it look worse or doesn't even work properly) and you're better of waiting for the perfect idea than living with something you regret.
User avatar #9 - squilliams (12/30/2013) [-]
*off
#10 - kakashy (12/30/2013) [-]
goddammit i know this but i fell in love with this design and cant get it out of my mind
it is far easier to find a quote that meas something to you but im qute reluctant about words on me
User avatar #11 - squilliams (12/30/2013) [-]
Then get it! Keep going with the plan of seeing it every day and as long as you still want it then - get it done! Just make sure you go to a good artist (:
User avatar #12 - kakashy (12/30/2013) [-]
thanks for the support
im gonna do it i need a little time to get the body anyway
oh yea im not cutting corners, im gonna pay as much as i have to for an expert
have fun and thanks for everything
#3 - thanks im glad to know that it works its an awesome l…  [+] (9 new replies) 12/30/2013 on Tattoo motive +1
#4 - squilliams (12/30/2013) [-]
I don't think so, and I'm pretty crap at drawing so I can't really help you there. I've seen that sort of design around so I googled it and this tattoo seems similar to your drawing. To be honest I think your best bet is to go to a tattooist near wherever you are and ask them to draw you up something. It might cost slightly but then you're getting a great sketch that's actually tattooable. Keep asking around if not though, I'm sure someone either can draw well or knows someone you can.
User avatar #5 - kakashy (12/30/2013) [-]
yea i was looking at similar photos of feather and than added my own ideas
thanks for the feedback
oh and i would love to know what do u think of my motive since you are a fellow tattoo lover and funnyjunkie
User avatar #6 - squilliams (12/30/2013) [-]
I think it's really cool. I've toyed with the idea of getting things similar to that before but because they don't have a massive meaning to me I've decided against them, even though I think they look really nice. The tattoo I've got is lyrics from one of my Grandad's favorite songs which mean so much to me he died a little while back , and yet it still took me years to make sure I would always want it.
User avatar #7 - kakashy (12/30/2013) [-]
yea thats still in the back of my head that this hasnt got a specific meaning for me, i mean i have found a lot of simbolic meaning that i can relate to but its not the same
so thats another reason im hesitant
thats awesome to do it for the memori of your grandpa
User avatar #8 - squilliams (12/30/2013) [-]
Don't take this in the wrong way (because I do really like your design) but if it doesn't have a specific meaning to you, you'll probably end up not getting it by doing the seeing it every day thing. I know it sounds stupid and obvious, but tattoos are for life (I know you can get laser removal but that sometimes ends up making it look worse or doesn't even work properly) and you're better of waiting for the perfect idea than living with something you regret.
User avatar #9 - squilliams (12/30/2013) [-]
*off
#10 - kakashy (12/30/2013) [-]
goddammit i know this but i fell in love with this design and cant get it out of my mind
it is far easier to find a quote that meas something to you but im qute reluctant about words on me
User avatar #11 - squilliams (12/30/2013) [-]
Then get it! Keep going with the plan of seeing it every day and as long as you still want it then - get it done! Just make sure you go to a good artist (:
User avatar #12 - kakashy (12/30/2013) [-]
thanks for the support
im gonna do it i need a little time to get the body anyway
oh yea im not cutting corners, im gonna pay as much as i have to for an expert
have fun and thanks for everything
#1 - the link seems to be broken try this one:  [+] (11 new replies) 12/29/2013 on Tattoo motive +2
User avatar #2 - squilliams (12/29/2013) [-]
I pretty much did the same for my first tattoo except I did it for like 2 years. And I've done it for any other ideas I got and other then my first (and only) tattoo, It's a really effective way of making sure you'll always love your tattoo (: p.s. I really enjoyed the link
User avatar #3 - kakashy (12/30/2013) [-]
thanks im glad to know that it works
its an awesome link isnt it
do u by any chance know anybody that could redraw that motive?
#4 - squilliams (12/30/2013) [-]
I don't think so, and I'm pretty crap at drawing so I can't really help you there. I've seen that sort of design around so I googled it and this tattoo seems similar to your drawing. To be honest I think your best bet is to go to a tattooist near wherever you are and ask them to draw you up something. It might cost slightly but then you're getting a great sketch that's actually tattooable. Keep asking around if not though, I'm sure someone either can draw well or knows someone you can.
User avatar #5 - kakashy (12/30/2013) [-]
yea i was looking at similar photos of feather and than added my own ideas
thanks for the feedback
oh and i would love to know what do u think of my motive since you are a fellow tattoo lover and funnyjunkie
User avatar #6 - squilliams (12/30/2013) [-]
I think it's really cool. I've toyed with the idea of getting things similar to that before but because they don't have a massive meaning to me I've decided against them, even though I think they look really nice. The tattoo I've got is lyrics from one of my Grandad's favorite songs which mean so much to me he died a little while back , and yet it still took me years to make sure I would always want it.
User avatar #7 - kakashy (12/30/2013) [-]
yea thats still in the back of my head that this hasnt got a specific meaning for me, i mean i have found a lot of simbolic meaning that i can relate to but its not the same
so thats another reason im hesitant
thats awesome to do it for the memori of your grandpa
User avatar #8 - squilliams (12/30/2013) [-]
Don't take this in the wrong way (because I do really like your design) but if it doesn't have a specific meaning to you, you'll probably end up not getting it by doing the seeing it every day thing. I know it sounds stupid and obvious, but tattoos are for life (I know you can get laser removal but that sometimes ends up making it look worse or doesn't even work properly) and you're better of waiting for the perfect idea than living with something you regret.
User avatar #9 - squilliams (12/30/2013) [-]
*off
#10 - kakashy (12/30/2013) [-]
goddammit i know this but i fell in love with this design and cant get it out of my mind
it is far easier to find a quote that meas something to you but im qute reluctant about words on me
User avatar #11 - squilliams (12/30/2013) [-]
Then get it! Keep going with the plan of seeing it every day and as long as you still want it then - get it done! Just make sure you go to a good artist (:
User avatar #12 - kakashy (12/30/2013) [-]
thanks for the support
im gonna do it i need a little time to get the body anyway
oh yea im not cutting corners, im gonna pay as much as i have to for an expert
have fun and thanks for everything
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