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#72 - he looks like he has the tendency to shoot the school when he snaps. 02/26/2015 on a tale of a ninja and numbers +1
#1798 - i copied it from someone here in fj.  [+] (1 new reply) 02/25/2015 on Post a screenshot of your... 0
User avatar #1801 - themilkisdead (02/25/2015) [-]
It still looks pretty good. I'll have to use that one, sometime.
#1788 - ah, thanks! im kinda familiar with the program. im using a sky…  [+] (3 new replies) 02/25/2015 on Post a screenshot of your... 0
#1790 - themilkisdead (02/25/2015) [-]
Holy shit. That looks really good.
User avatar #1798 - kairus (02/25/2015) [-]
User avatar #1801 - themilkisdead (02/25/2015) [-]
It still looks pretty good. I'll have to use that one, sometime.
#1781 - sir, what program did you use?  [+] (5 new replies) 02/25/2015 on Post a screenshot of your... +1
User avatar #1782 - themilkisdead (02/25/2015) [-]
I used something called 'Rainmeter'. It gets annoying to use, and you will have to edit the skin here.

You can find the skin for it and you can just search up Rainmeter online: customize.org/rainmeter/skins/65670943

It takes a while, but you can get it working easily enough.
User avatar #1788 - kairus (02/25/2015) [-]
ah, thanks! im kinda familiar with the program. im using a skyrim theme (>>#1779). havent checked new themes for a while.
#1790 - themilkisdead (02/25/2015) [-]
Holy shit. That looks really good.
User avatar #1798 - kairus (02/25/2015) [-]
User avatar #1801 - themilkisdead (02/25/2015) [-]
It still looks pretty good. I'll have to use that one, sometime.
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#1780 - kairus (02/25/2015) [-]
#25 - He became a disney princess. 02/22/2015 on Oh Deer +3
#124 - Thats some dark souls **** right there. 02/22/2015 on ISIS Spec Ops Training +1
#81 - why? were not good enough for you?! heh.. grats man. goo… 02/19/2015 on FJ +1
#3 - bethesda is going to have their own conference this E3... i ho…  [+] (92 new replies) 02/17/2015 on fallout 4 pls +125
#409 - anonexplains (02/18/2015) [-]
yfw >No new fallout

imagine a face, I ain't posting one
User avatar #260 - Churchandtex (02/18/2015) [-]
"All fallout sequels cancelled permanently"
#219 - battletechmech (02/18/2015) [-]
You spelled DOOM wrong
User avatar #112 - iamchicken (02/17/2015) [-]
Fallout Online? Wouldn't that just be a kick in the dick.
User avatar #86 - flappyhippobutt (02/17/2015) [-]
hoping for TES 6 myself
but i might jump into fallout if it gets released before hand
#73 - neostar (02/17/2015) [-]
If it isn't announced at that conference, it'll never be. This is too perfect of a moment.
User avatar #4 - katiamanagen (02/17/2015) [-]
you spelled TES Elswyer wrong
User avatar #404 - rockamekishiko (02/18/2015) [-]
I'd rather have hammerfell
User avatar #405 - katiamanagen (02/18/2015) [-]
allu ali'kr
User avatar #406 - rockamekishiko (02/18/2015) [-]
curved swords.
i imagine they would have egypt-like structures and dungeons in the desert, deep in the sands.
User avatar #333 - thedarkestrogue (02/18/2015) [-]
you've got another 5-6+ years before the next elder scrolls game buddy
#273 - mayoroftownsville (02/18/2015) [-]
It's not gonna happen. They've fucked themselves into a corner with the throwaway lore. If you count the Mane, there are 17 different breeds of khajiit. Officially we have only seen one of these breeds per game, with the reason given being that the breeds tend to stick with their kind. They wouldn't have that kind of excuse with Elsweyr - they would have to make 17 different kinds of khajiit and, except for the Mane, make multiple distinct models of each of them. Plus it would be a game full of cats, which would be really hard to sell to people who aren't as hardcore as you or I. Hell, it would be shocking to see a return to elf lands, much less cats. To be Papa Franku with you, I'm expecting a return to High Rock, Hammerfell, Cyrodiil or Skyrim. But if they do go somewhere new, Elsweyr and Black Marsh are last on the list in terms of likelihood. I would personally be pleased and relieved if we got Summerset Isle and/or Valenwood.
User avatar #287 - katiamanagen (02/18/2015) [-]
woo more elves..
User avatar #271 - englishtallybopper (02/18/2015) [-]
>not wanting a TES 6 with an argonian v khajjit war across the southern parts of cyrodill

thats the dream
User avatar #286 - katiamanagen (02/18/2015) [-]
i like the beat races though. i dont want them to fight

i figure they consider each other friends after the slavery abolishment
User avatar #246 - amata (02/18/2015) [-]
Jack...listen, I love you man, but you can't stay shit like that. Two ES games in a row is enough.
#248 - katiamanagen (02/18/2015) [-]
i Love fallout

but i would trade in the next 4 fallout sequels for elswyer
User avatar #403 - samxdaxman (02/18/2015) [-]
Jack, shit like this is why people hate theme accounts.

Jk bby, A lot of you are bretty cool
#342 - atomschlumpf (02/18/2015) [-]
You are DEAD to me you fucking gypsy cat
User avatar #345 - katiamanagen (02/18/2015) [-]
#349 - atomschlumpf (02/18/2015) [-]
No! I'm gonna angrily go to bed now and you can think about what you've done
#350 - katiamanagen (02/18/2015) [-]
#352 - atomschlumpf (02/18/2015) [-]
#355 - katiamanagen (02/18/2015) [-]
warhammer 40keks
#356 - atomschlumpf (02/18/2015) [-]
And on this note I'm gonna go to bed and hope that you fester in Nurgles' rotty asshole
User avatar #292 - vaulttec (02/18/2015) [-]
#298 - katiamanagen (02/18/2015) [-]
bby come back
#302 - vaulttec (02/18/2015) [-]
but muh fallout
User avatar #274 - amata (02/18/2015) [-]
I love the Elder Scrolls, have about 700 hours in Skyrim alone on Xbox and PC,and way more in Oblivion and yes, I desperately want the next one to take place in Elsewyr, because I love Khajiit and Dwemer ruins, and Elsewyr is full of both

but I would seriously consider draggin my ass through the fucking freezing North Dakota winds to shank you for saying such a horrible thing. Fallout is my skooma, man. If Bethesda doesn't announce it within the next year or two I'll go bloody insane.
#281 - mayoroftownsville (02/18/2015) [-]
Question: Why do you think Elsweyr would have dwemer ruins? The dwemer were on the other side of the continent.
User avatar #290 - amata (02/18/2015) [-]
What the hell? I have a distinct memory of reading or hearing somewhere that Elsweyr had a shit ton of Dwemer ruins, but I can find no mention of this anywhere. Okay, that changes things, but as long as the next Elder Scrolls game takes place in Elsweyr or Black Marsh I'll still be psyched. Thanks for correcting me, but remembering why I thought that is really gonna bug me now.
#304 - mayoroftownsville (02/18/2015) [-]
Yeah, no problem. But unfortunately for both of us, I don't think that's very likely. Both Black Marsh and Elsweyr would be hard sells to the non-diehard audience, and the lore explicitly states that there are 17 different kinds of Khajiit, all physically/behaviorally distinct. There are four legged giant battlecats, khajiit that look like people with whiskers, khajiit that look like wood elves with whiskers, housecats that can't talk, housecats that can talk, etc. I'm hoping and praying we get Summerset Isle and/or Valenwood, but I suspect that they're going to go back to one of the human provinces. And that would suck.
User avatar #318 - amata (02/18/2015) [-]
Hmm, I didn't know that about the Khajiit, but it reminds me of the Akaviri races. Now that would be a cool game. Something that takes place entirely outside of Tamriel, with like four races that have almost never been seen in an Elder Scrolls game before. Unfortunately, it's even less likely than a Black Marsh/Elsweyr game.

But yeah, if the next one takes place in Hammerfell or some shit I'll be salty. Even if that place does have Dwemer ruins.
User avatar #206 - kameken (02/18/2015) [-]
Why would you want to spend an entire game surrounded by annoying thieves who constantly complain about how they're not thieves as they pick your pockets?
#228 - katiamanagen (02/18/2015) [-]
#not all cats
User avatar #105 - heartlessrobot (02/17/2015) [-]
Blackmarsh was confirmed, argoniantits wins this round. You'll have to wait 3-4 years, maybe 6-7 if they go all out.
Unless 7 is gonna be Valenwood.
#249 - kameken (02/18/2015) [-]
Sauce on Blackmarsh confirmation?

I've seen a few before, and they seem dubious at best.

I'll be top hype if it's true.
User avatar #250 - heartlessrobot (02/18/2015) [-]
User avatar #150 - thesovereigngrave (02/18/2015) [-]
I rarely play Nords (or humans in general for that matter). My current character I have going is an Altmer with heavy armour, shield, and axe.
User avatar #151 - heartlessrobot (02/18/2015) [-]
Well, it's something at least.
Still, heavy armor, sword and shield, is the simplest and least creative build out there. At least two-handed is more interesting.
User avatar #216 - heartlessrobot (02/18/2015) [-]
Sweet, might try that next time.
Also, with Dawnguard DLC, there's three new necromancy spells, and they don't require a corpse to use.
User avatar #153 - thesovereigngrave (02/18/2015) [-]
I just prefer heavy armour over light armour. It looks cooler in my opinion. And I didn't feel like going with two-handed weapons this time. And I have no real desire to dual wield; I like being able to block.
User avatar #154 - heartlessrobot (02/18/2015) [-]
Light Armor takes time to get used to, and your character appearance will REALLY affect your feeling on how the armor looks, since you can see their face. A Dark Elf in Elven Armor looks wrong, no matter what. Greatswords are my favorite, they look beautiful, especially the Ebony one.
Duel wielding requires a lot of focus on armor rating, since you don't have a shield to save your arse against that Draugr Death Overlord and his Ebony Ax.
Unless you do duel wielding, light armor, and nab Haknir Death-Brand's armor ASAP.
User avatar #156 - thesovereigngrave (02/18/2015) [-]
Yeah, I don't like wearing wet tissue paper. And you can't just nab the Death-Brand armour, can you? You can't get it until you start the quest, right? Plus Solstheim would chew you up and spit you out.

My very first Skyrim character actually used greatswords and heavy armour; he was an Orc. I personally love the Bloodskaal Blade (did I spell that right?); you know, the red one in the Barrow beneath Raven Rock.
User avatar #157 - heartlessrobot (02/18/2015) [-]
I think so.
And the trick is to invest in stamina, switch difficulty over to Novice when you go to solstheim (make sure you're a Dunmer to absorb fire damage), and fucking run. Running and hiding are key. So is having Serana as a follower, since she's unkillable.
User avatar #158 - thesovereigngrave (02/18/2015) [-]
Bah, switching over to Novice sounds awfully cheaty to me.
User avatar #159 - heartlessrobot (02/18/2015) [-]
Well of course you go back to Legendary as soon as you complete the set.
User avatar #160 - thesovereigngrave (02/18/2015) [-]
But isn't the Quest unavailable until Level 36?
User avatar #161 - heartlessrobot (02/18/2015) [-]
I DID say as soon as possible. Meaning as soon as the quest can become available.
User avatar #162 - thesovereigngrave (02/18/2015) [-]
Well level 36 isn't exactly 'soon' when you're starting out.
User avatar #186 - heartlessrobot (02/18/2015) [-]
Grinding, nugguh.
User avatar #115 - thesovereigngrave (02/17/2015) [-]
I'm going to need you to provide a source for this. I can't find anything other than rumours, and I don't see how they'll be able to do Black Marsh justice.
#334 - anonexplains (02/18/2015) [-]
that article was fake
User avatar #120 - thesovereigngrave (02/17/2015) [-]
All that says is "if the reports are to be believed, the game is going to be on Black Marsh aka Argonia" and "fans expect the setting of the game to be on Black Marsh aka Argonia". I'm not going to believe it until Bethesda actually comes out and says it, because Argonia is the one place I don't think the game would be set.
User avatar #122 - heartlessrobot (02/17/2015) [-]
Yeah, I was hoping Valenwood.
There's so much they could do with it.
User avatar #123 - thesovereigngrave (02/17/2015) [-]
I'm betting on Hammerfell. Either that or Elsewyr. I just don't think it'd be Black Marsh.

If it is and Bethesda does it right, the player character's probably going to spend much of their adventure sick and drowning.
User avatar #344 - boydaranga (02/18/2015) [-]
Why not, there'd be heaps of shite to look into.

. Argonians rebelling against Thalmor and empire
. Argonians taken back land from the Dunmer.
. Argonia doesnt exclusively mean black marsh now that the argonians have occupied southern morrowind, so now argonian territory is a lot more larger.
. Argonians are a force to be reckoned with in their homeland and would pose a threat to southern tamriel, that's if they care about what's going in the world at all.
. they could pose a great threat considering they are the natives of tamriel (along with khajiit and hist) and they know that they are. And the evidence that they are getting braver and more numerous (Invasion of morrowind) along with the empire being at it's weakest point since the second era, could speculate that they just might actually do something big.

These are just my ideas, idk everyone wants valenwood or elsweyr or hammerfell but i dont think they'd be very interesting in that point in time, where Valenwood and Elsweyr are occupied by the aldmeri dominion and Hammerfell had already recently won rebelling against the empire and elves. so i dont think there'd be much interesting or going on in those countries/provinces.
User avatar #125 - heartlessrobot (02/17/2015) [-]
Underwater combat, making Waterbreathing enchantments useful for something other than exploring spooky underwater shipwrecks?
User avatar #127 - thesovereigngrave (02/17/2015) [-]
Hopefully they add underwater combat back into the game. Not sure why exactly they removed it in Skyrim in the first place. But it'd be like the Hoenn of the Elder Scrolls. Fucking waterways everywhere.
User avatar #129 - heartlessrobot (02/17/2015) [-]
Also, spears.
And a skill tree slot for daggers in one-haned and a skill tree for unarmed.
User avatar #131 - thesovereigngrave (02/17/2015) [-]
Fuck. Yes. All of those would be amazing, and if they're not added in I'll be rather peeved. Though unfortunately it seems as though Bethesda more likely to remove features than add them.
User avatar #137 - heartlessrobot (02/17/2015) [-]
And buff magick.
Apparently, they just dumbed everything down for skyrim.
User avatar #139 - thesovereigngrave (02/17/2015) [-]
Yeah. I mean, at least make the spell's effect scale with your skill or something. As it is the skills eventually become useless for the harder stuff.
User avatar #143 - heartlessrobot (02/17/2015) [-]
Exactly. I shouldn't get killed by a forsworn warrior charging THROUGH my Master Level Lighting spell, while I have the perks for +50% damage on lighting spells, AND I'm wearing the DLC Dragon Priest Mask that increases damage with lightning spells.
User avatar #144 - thesovereigngrave (02/17/2015) [-]
Damn, that's rough. I usually go with warriors anyway, because that's what I like. But magic can really stand to not end up useless.
User avatar #145 - heartlessrobot (02/17/2015) [-]
Like how most illusion spells flat out stop working past level 50. As in, does nothing but waste your magicka.
User avatar #146 - thesovereigngrave (02/17/2015) [-]
Wow, really? That's kinda fucked up to be honest. Mages suck, don't they? At least at high levels.
User avatar #147 - heartlessrobot (02/17/2015) [-]
Mages are OP if you don't use Master or Legendary Difficulties, but I feel like a filthy casual on Expert.
User avatar #148 - thesovereigngrave (02/18/2015) [-]
Eh, I mostly just play on Adept because it's the one in the middle.
User avatar #149 - heartlessrobot (02/18/2015) [-]
Please tell me you pick something more exciting than Nord, Heavy Armor, Sword and Shield. Please.
User avatar #79 - mendelevium (02/17/2015) [-]
I fucking hate kahjites.

Not just because their the sand niggers of TES.
But just the fact that every neck beard pony fuck gets a cat person and goes full stealth...
Like its an original character or something.
User avatar #83 - katiamanagen (02/17/2015) [-]
red guards are the sand niggers you ignorant shit towels on heads nappy hair, fucking scimitars

khajiit are gypsies. in every way shape and form

and most of my khajiit characters are a fighting hybrid or a mage
User avatar #84 - mendelevium (02/17/2015) [-]
See, normally I would agree with you.

But the thing is red guards are cool
They talk normally, they are bad ass, and arn't fucking annoying and have some form of respect for themselves.

Khajiit are sand niggers in the respect that they act like them more then they look like them.

Little cat muslims.
Not only that there is no immersion OR REASON there should be cat people, it makes no god damn sense in TES
User avatar #204 - katiamanagen (02/18/2015) [-]
maybe look into the lore of khajiit
and maybe google gypsy while youre at it

its fucking canon they are gypsies/bohemians
User avatar #106 - heartlessrobot (02/17/2015) [-]
Redguard males all look like bees swarmed their noses and lips. Redguard females look normal, non-stereotypical.
And the most redguards you met in Skyrim were filthy Thalmor assassins.
User avatar #128 - thesovereigngrave (02/17/2015) [-]
I don't think it's been confirmed whose story was true in regards to that quest with the supposed 'assassins'.
User avatar #6 - edgeworthy (02/17/2015) [-]
Oh god please don't joke with my feelings.
A hyper realistic TES with bestrace everywhere. And not absolute sucky coding.
User avatar #8 - katiamanagen (02/17/2015) [-]
well its Bethesda

and I feel I can safely say, I want it more than everyone on fj

so much rp..
#134 - pariahlol (02/17/2015) [-]
I have like 600 hours in skyrim, if they announce TES 6, i'll drown in my own feminine fluids.
I'm a man
User avatar #209 - katiamanagen (02/18/2015) [-]
i have over 2k saves

no idea how many hours

i played oblivion waay more
#229 - jakatackka (02/18/2015) [-]
1050 hours on my main Skyrim save, 700 hours on my main Oblivion save, plus a handful of 50+ hours characters in each game. This is just on my Xbox 360. I've played every single Elder Scrolls game in existence besides Battlespire and Shadowkey (although I have the game files for the latter).

I'm a tad bit obsessed with the series.
#182 - anonexplains (02/18/2015) [-]
I have 175 on my most played char, but I have like 30 other side characters all having at least 20hrs each.

If only I wasn't on console...
#193 - pariahlol (02/18/2015) [-]
I literally bought it for both console and pc
User avatar #10 - edgeworthy (02/17/2015) [-]
I can imagine that.
All the hidden Skooma...
User avatar #11 - katiamanagen (02/17/2015) [-]

and I want to see the temples dedicated to The Pantheon

especially sheogorath

Khajiit religion>>>>>>>>>>#9divines
User avatar #103 - cptcanada (02/17/2015) [-]
Sheggorath khajiit spelling ftw the creator of skooma...im excited already
User avatar #15 - angelious (02/17/2015) [-]
what you say
User avatar #19 - katiamanagen (02/17/2015) [-]
I accidently linked you
User avatar #20 - angelious (02/17/2015) [-]
is okay.

i like cats.
User avatar #13 - edgeworthy (02/17/2015) [-]
True, I'd really love to see Sheogorath.


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