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#174 - Serious question tho. Are you Brunos little brother who mo… 07/08/2014 on Mega Pop it bomb AKA Lil'... +3
#112762 - I have never really noticed a huge difference in content and t…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/04/2014 on Social Board 0
User avatar #112766 - acidjunk (07/04/2014) [-]
Nope
#4255 - **kaarvaag rolled comment #977958 ** : I am the law 06/30/2014 on roll admin's name 0
#2 - Yeah, that was sorta completely the joke and the only funny th… 06/30/2014 on Stumbled upon while reading... 0
#34 - I have no idea what's going on with people getting notificatio… 06/30/2014 on I was gone for two weeks 0
#20 - If it means enough to you to put a done on your phone, buy a w…  [+] (5 new replies) 06/29/2014 on Phone Protect -3
#37 - rebgroshkover (06/29/2014) [-]
You don't even have to buy a new phone. You just have to download and install the waterproof software pack.
#24 - JohnHoogliefooglie (06/29/2014) [-]
The only phones that I can think of that's waterproof is the sony experia line and some of those phones aren't cheap
#36 - anonymous (06/29/2014) [-]
Galaxy s5...
User avatar #34 - vincentlaw (06/29/2014) [-]
my phone is waterproof up to something like 5 feet for around 30 minutes. mstly so if you drop it in a puddle or the toilet while you're on the thing it will be fine
#33 - xxt (06/29/2014) [-]
Yes, because the iPhone is one of the cheapest on the market. Especially for the quality and software!
#46 - I didn't ******* understand anything at all of that  [+] (3 new replies) 06/29/2014 on Effect of Feminism 107 -6
#51 - vividfiasco (06/29/2014) [-]
The therapist was helping the mom make fake allegations of abuse against the dad for court. Little did she know that she accidentally turned on the camera before the session. She then filmed the actual "session" where the mom followed the therapist's advice and acted accordingly on camera. She then sent a copy to the father, fake and real session
#152 - anonymous (06/29/2014) [-]
And your source of information is funny junk and funny junk only.
#290 - vividfiasco (06/29/2014) [-]
tbh I have no clue where this came from. I'm just making the text from the photo easily understandable because the way it was written is a bit confusing.
#112609 - Yeah, that's the problem with most drugs where I'm from. Even …  [+] (1 new reply) 06/28/2014 on Social Board 0
User avatar #112610 - gmarrox (06/28/2014) [-]
As long as you can be certain they haven't come into contact with poisonous spores from other fungi, that sounds like a fun idea. Mushrooms taste like how shit smells though, be warned.
#112607 - I completely forgot about DMT, that's something I would defini…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/28/2014 on Social Board 0
User avatar #112608 - gmarrox (06/28/2014) [-]
DMT is pretty great, the only issue is it's hard as fuck to come across, and it tastes and smells like melting plastic. Best way to smoke it is mix it into a bowl of weed.
#112609 - kaarvaag (06/28/2014) [-]
Yeah, that's the problem with most drugs where I'm from. Even if I were to come by lsd, I just wouldn't risk taking it, if I bought it here.

But at least psilocybin grows somewhat freely here, so I've been thinking about going on a couple of trips to harvest a few bags this autumn.
User avatar #112610 - gmarrox (06/28/2014) [-]
As long as you can be certain they haven't come into contact with poisonous spores from other fungi, that sounds like a fun idea. Mushrooms taste like how shit smells though, be warned.
#112599 - ****** , I'm bored ******** anyways. …  [+] (5 new replies) 06/28/2014 on Social Board 0
User avatar #112605 - gmarrox (06/28/2014) [-]
I recommend DMT as a first time psychoactive, the trip only lasts 15 minutes-ish but it's pretty intense. Sorry social for spamming my drug knowledge lol 720 combust it
#112607 - kaarvaag (06/28/2014) [-]
I completely forgot about DMT, that's something I would definitively be interested in trying.
There are many things like that I want to try, another one that comes to mind is the hallucinogen honey from Himalayan bees.

I've never had any experience with these kinds of drugs though, I've only used heavy sedatives like codeine, morphine and oxycontin mixed with hash/weed, but that's tied to medical reasons rather than doing it for the high, although I can't say the oxy, morphine, codeine and weed mixture is in any way unpleasant. It's actually frightening pleasant.


User avatar #112608 - gmarrox (06/28/2014) [-]
DMT is pretty great, the only issue is it's hard as fuck to come across, and it tastes and smells like melting plastic. Best way to smoke it is mix it into a bowl of weed.
#112609 - kaarvaag (06/28/2014) [-]
Yeah, that's the problem with most drugs where I'm from. Even if I were to come by lsd, I just wouldn't risk taking it, if I bought it here.

But at least psilocybin grows somewhat freely here, so I've been thinking about going on a couple of trips to harvest a few bags this autumn.
User avatar #112610 - gmarrox (06/28/2014) [-]
As long as you can be certain they haven't come into contact with poisonous spores from other fungi, that sounds like a fun idea. Mushrooms taste like how shit smells though, be warned.

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