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#83 - Ah, I see. I'm aware that it's a gamer stereotype but the mis… 4 hours ago on Overwatch Reloading Comics 0
#47 - So I don't play Overwatch. Can someone explain why D.Va is al…  [+] (2 new replies) 8 hours ago on Overwatch Reloading Comics +1
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#49 - lovot (8 hours ago) [-]
I have never played either, it's a gamer stereotype, D.va is a gamer, so the stereotype was applied to her.
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#83 - jzwangpk (4 hours ago) [-]
Ah, I see. I'm aware that it's a gamer stereotype but the missing piece for me was that bit of D.Va's background story. Thanks!
#17 - Womble playthrough is best playthrough. 07/27/2016 on Alien Isolation is terrifying +11
#59 - How tired would you be though that you can't walk that distanc…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/26/2016 on Out of the way fucko +3
#74 - corps (07/26/2016) [-]
Let's be honest, it's not meant to be practical at all. Anyone who is too fat to walk will simply crush it and anyone who's skinny and light enough to use it should possess the required stamina to walk from point A to point B.

The real use of the item is so you can zip around the people who are using their legs and call them casual scum whilst holding your nose high in the air. We all know it's true.
#58 - Funnily enough I live in Los ******* Angeles so I'm actually q… 07/26/2016 on Out of the way fucko +1
#15 - How ******* lazy do you have to be (and how little self-respec…  [+] (8 new replies) 07/26/2016 on Out of the way fucko +3
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#22 - leonhardt (07/26/2016) [-]
So I take it you've never been inside an airport.

They're fucking massive. Remember, airplanes live there.
Combine their massive size with exhaustion due to jet lag, and the urgency of having 20 minutes to get from Terminal 4 to Terminal 149 to catch your connecting flight, and yes, a portable scooter bag seems like a decent idea.
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#58 - jzwangpk (07/26/2016) [-]
Funnily enough I live in Los fucking Angeles so I'm actually quite familiar with massive airports, believe it or not.

However, I have perfectly functional legs, and don't possess the stamina of a sloth, so I see no reason why I shouldn't be able to walk where I need to go.

If jet lag exhausts you so much that you can't walk at a decent pace, I question your athletic ability, if you have any. I have family halfway across the globe and I don't sleep well on planes, so by the time I arrive I'm sleep-deprived and jetlagged, but you won't see me slogging slowly through the arrivals terminal, because I've got a place to get to and I'm damn well going to get there.

Airports really don't get that big, and although there are certainly things that might prevent you from getting to the gate in time, they're usually nothing to do with walking speed - stuff like waiting for the inter-terminal trains. And frankly if you scheduled flights such that you only have 20 minutes to catch your connecting flight, that's your fault for shitty planning.
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#25 - purelust (07/26/2016) [-]
Yeah you don't exactly walk on the bloody airstrip where the planes live. The airports are not so impossibly huge that this contraption to save people from walking is needed, unless you're impossibly lazy. Also the case has basically no room, defeating the concept of luggage in the first place really. It's novelty, that's about it.
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#75 - leonhardt (07/26/2016) [-]
So you can confirm that you've never been to an airport.
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#16 - lordtriggs (07/26/2016) [-]
for airports when you're tired and have to walk to gate 394 it would be handy

but otherwise I would have it for the novelty
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#59 - jzwangpk (07/26/2016) [-]
How tired would you be though that you can't walk that distance? You might be sleepy, not physically tired, and sleepiness doesn't make you incapable of walking... I dunno, I'm just of the opinion that if I have functional legs, I have no reason to not walk. I hold the same sort of derision towards people who use the mobility scooters when they aren't actually disabled.

If I ever got one it'd just be for the novel amusement of zipping around at knee height.
#74 - corps (07/26/2016) [-]
Let's be honest, it's not meant to be practical at all. Anyone who is too fat to walk will simply crush it and anyone who's skinny and light enough to use it should possess the required stamina to walk from point A to point B.

The real use of the item is so you can zip around the people who are using their legs and call them casual scum whilst holding your nose high in the air. We all know it's true.
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#18 - Einsty (07/26/2016) [-]
I would only have it for the novelty.
#73 - Eh. I think it walks a fine line. A lot of stuff is funny th… 07/22/2016 on Wolfenstein shows the... 0
#57 - I'm genuinely curious. What's so bad about Borderlands humour?  [+] (3 new replies) 07/21/2016 on Wolfenstein shows the... 0
#62 - revelent (07/21/2016) [-]
A lot of people consider it to be too on the nose.
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#73 - jzwangpk (07/22/2016) [-]
Eh. I think it walks a fine line. A lot of stuff is funny the first time you hear it but then hearing it more just gets more and more annoying. Claptrap, for example, was funny for about ten seconds, and then I wanted him to just shut the fuck up.
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#59 - overlordweasel (07/21/2016) [-]
idk? i generally enjoyed most of it...some ppl dont like the over the top stuff i guess
#129 - I wouldn't go with scalpel. More like hammer and warhammer (t… 07/20/2016 on War: Modern Military... 0
#126 - I was wondering this too. I suspect the picture might be of a…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/20/2016 on War: Modern Military... +1
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#215 - durkadurka (07/21/2016) [-]
That was my initial thought as well.

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