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#46 - ...No. 07/29/2014 on Jimmy Rustles 0
#15 - hanged  [+] (2 new replies) 07/28/2014 on Jimmy Rustles 0
User avatar #29 - acoustic (07/29/2014) [-]
That is correct..
Hung is not a word.
User avatar #46 - jzwangpk (07/29/2014) [-]
...No.
#71 - Okay; I addressed that in my original question. They (well, a… 07/20/2014 on Can't touch this. 0
#68 - Why is everyone falling? If it's accidental, how is it that a…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/20/2014 on Can't touch this. +1
User avatar #70 - isenseven (07/20/2014) [-]
They're diving to try and get him.
User avatar #71 - jzwangpk (07/20/2014) [-]
Okay; I addressed that in my original question. They (well, at least the three men who dive) are running faster than the guy in the morphsuit. Diving results in a drastic reduction in velocity that neatly counteracts the entire purpose of the dive. All three of those men could easily have tackled the guy to the floor if they had just run for a second or two longer.
#45 - *'caliber 50 Sniper gun'. No idea why I typed '40'. 07/17/2014 on wait for it 0
#44 - Okay, first of all, that's being shot from above the surface o…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/17/2014 on wait for it 0
#52 - pwnigator (07/17/2014) [-]
Well, fuck me sideways. I did some research, and you lil' fucker seem to be right. Although, the only thing I was getting at was, that shooting someone under water from bigger distances is impossible. However, I can take a defeat. ...But no one likes smartasses.
User avatar #45 - jzwangpk (07/17/2014) [-]
*'caliber 50 Sniper gun'. No idea why I typed '40'.
#34 - Saw the title, fully expected Dickbutt or Patrick. 07/16/2014 on wait for it 0
#33 - No.  [+] (5 new replies) 07/16/2014 on wait for it 0
User avatar #40 - pwnigator (07/16/2014) [-]
Mythbusters Shooting 50 Caliber Sniper into Water
Go cry me a river, you fucking faggot. Although it is mentioned, that the bullet went about 14 feet underwater, I don't think the gun used in this gif is a caliber 50 Sniper gun. Do you?
#51 - WhitePimp (07/17/2014) [-]
Rekt
#44 - jzwangpk (07/17/2014) [-]
Okay, first of all, that's being shot from above the surface of the water. That episode was to test whether one could go underwater to avoid bullets. A bullet hitting the water has to first overcome the surprisingly large force of surface tension before entering the water itself, which is why bullets fired into the water tend to disintegrate - as Newton's third law states, for every action there is an equal and opposite reaction, and that bullet encounters a LOT of force when it slams into the surface of the water. That's a major contributor to why the bullets don't go very far. A bullet fired underwater would be able to go father.

Secondly, that is a .50 cal rifle. The bullet is large and has a greater surface area upon which any opposing or adverse forces may act. I use that very broad descriptor because while drag may be reduced by the bullet's shape, the larger surface area also increases the probability of minute imperfections that could lead to increased drag and subsequent bullet disintegration.

Thirdly, did you actually pay attention to the video? They said 14 inches, not 14 feet. AND they stated (at about 1:55) that the guns with lower muzzle velocity (e.g. handguns) achieved 'deeper penetration, sometimes as much as eight feet'. EIGHT FEET. I don't care if the gun in the gif is a .50 cal sniper; in fact, the fact that it isn't means that a bullet fired from it can go further than one fired from your 'caliber 40 Sniper gun' (ha!) would.
#52 - pwnigator (07/17/2014) [-]
Well, fuck me sideways. I did some research, and you lil' fucker seem to be right. Although, the only thing I was getting at was, that shooting someone under water from bigger distances is impossible. However, I can take a defeat. ...But no one likes smartasses.
User avatar #45 - jzwangpk (07/17/2014) [-]
*'caliber 50 Sniper gun'. No idea why I typed '40'.
#90 - Okay, but just because you aren't causing harm doesn't mean it…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/16/2014 on So fresh +1
#91 - pathasgum (07/16/2014) [-]
good point, but i believe that some rules are meant to be broken, sometimes boundaries should be pushed in the name of increasing a skill. but everything should be done with moderation and common knowledge. this guy may be a dick but it looks like hes got quick reaction time. i guess all im saying really is that i know what it feels like to be in that situation kinda, if hes been trying to do that all day and somebody comes to ruin his fun RIGHT as hes starting to get the hang of it, his mind is going to be locked on landing that trick no matter what.
#80 - That's like saying that as a driver, the whole world is a road…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/15/2014 on So fresh +1
#89 - pathasgum (07/16/2014) [-]
if im not hurtin anybody and not breaking anything i say it shouldnt matter, same goes for parkour and whatnot, yes it can happen on private property but if your good enough to not get caught or break anything then go ahead. if hes sponsored and trying to get a trick for a video thats a golden clip, it does make him look like an ass kinda tho.
User avatar #90 - jzwangpk (07/16/2014) [-]
Okay, but just because you aren't causing harm doesn't mean it's right. If stuff was bad only if it caused harm then the entire point of rules would be defeated, and we'd be a pretty fucked up society. You can go 150 mph on the freeway without killing anyone, but it seriously increases the chances of that happening. I mean, yeah, doesn't mean it's not fun to do if you know what you're doing, but rules exist for a reason. And as for private property I wouldn't like people traipsing around on my turf no matter how badass they are lol so that's just a matter of respect.
#91 - pathasgum (07/16/2014) [-]
good point, but i believe that some rules are meant to be broken, sometimes boundaries should be pushed in the name of increasing a skill. but everything should be done with moderation and common knowledge. this guy may be a dick but it looks like hes got quick reaction time. i guess all im saying really is that i know what it feels like to be in that situation kinda, if hes been trying to do that all day and somebody comes to ruin his fun RIGHT as hes starting to get the hang of it, his mind is going to be locked on landing that trick no matter what.
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