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#35 - Still wrong. Used plural verb rather than singular. …  [+] (2 new replies) 03/23/2015 on English muthafucka 0
#37 - anonymous (03/23/2015) [-]
User avatar #36 - zhovan (03/23/2015) [-]
Since you pointed that out, I will point out the other exceedingly common error. The use of the word got (to obtain, past tense) is inappropriate, although commonly used colloquially in this manner.
Instead, the state of being verb "was" is a more accurate modifier of the verb incarcerated.
Realistically though, avoidance of common colloquialisms or slang, will create a schism in speech between yourself and the common populace, which in turn creates a social schism often of a magnitude larger than that of the originating cause. For the sake of improving communication, I find it to be absolutely necessary to utilize colloquialisms.
I do not look at it as improper English, but rather a dynamic means of communication. The inherent challenge is that these speech patterns vary greatly between differing geographic regions, but that enhances the richness of the language overall.
The intent is communication. If that intent is accomplished and the intended information is communicated to the recipient in a manner that conveys the information so that it remains intact, then that communication is successful and there is not a need for correction.
The real story here is that I need to sleep because a long winded, philosophical view of interpersonal communication as a reply to a comment on FunnyJunk is direct evidence that my brain is fried and I need to rack out before I fall out.
#75 - I know this is supposed to symbolise greed, but a part of me a… 03/22/2015 on A Mistake +4
#35 - I still have no idea what the **** he was trying to acc… 03/22/2015 on da haunted workshoop 0
#60 - This makes me uncomfortable. 03/21/2015 on Is it expired? +3
#29 - For ****** sake, it's a USB drive. Look at the orienta…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/20/2015 on USB-C Vs People -1
#48 - mrlalman (03/20/2015) [-]
Don't even need to look, run your thumb over it as you grab it. These "USB always wrong way hurr durr" retards need to shut the fuck up.
#33 - Okay, seriously, that's cool and all, but it's not like he dro…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/19/2015 on Sasuke -13
User avatar #36 - whitie (03/19/2015) [-]
Its still an impressive feat for a tiny chunk of plastic made for a child to play with
#140 - anonymous (03/20/2015) [-]
where is the logic in that?? legos are tiny chunks of plastic made for children to play with and you could probaly put a lego under the front wheel of a motor cycle but i doubt you'd all find that as impresisve...
#87 - 'constantly updating the 360s graphics chip via xbox live updates' 03/19/2015 on pc +3
#93 - Nah, just not-very-aware-fag alert. I've heard the story, but… 03/19/2015 on 4chan Comp #9 0
#61 - 'turn 360 degrees and walk away' I don't think this p…  [+] (6 new replies) 03/19/2015 on 4chan Comp #9 +12
#96 - stonetomcat (03/19/2015) [-]
Or he was Michael Jackson
User avatar #83 - roeld (03/19/2015) [-]
Newfag alert.
User avatar #93 - jzwangpk (03/19/2015) [-]
Nah, just not-very-aware-fag alert. I've heard the story, but didn't realise it was an actual thing so I didn't make the connection.
User avatar #70 - dederplaol (03/19/2015) [-]
the expression comes from a story, you never heard it?

"do you guys know why it's called xbox 360? because when you see it, you turn 360 degrees and walk away."
#76 - threenoblesouls (03/19/2015) [-]
I don't know if someone has posted this already or not, but it's a joke that has been mainly popularized by a Jason Kidd quote.
#69 - fillytickler (03/19/2015) [-]
#49 - **** yeah, justice. All you self-entitled twats defend…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/17/2015 on Fuck kids +2
User avatar #54 - patronsaintuk (03/17/2015) [-]
Well said good man, if i spoke to my parents the way some kids do now, I wouldn't be around to post this comment, my mother always taught me that 'i want don't get' basically if i demanded things as a child I got fuck all, if i threw a tantrum after I got a good clap round the back of the head

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