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#6 - I live in Charleston, raised on IOP. 05/28/2016 on Baseball team has their own... 0
#84 - I think I may be Goat Bro.. Was it a story you read on FJ in t…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/30/2016 on army 0
#123 - csgtsheep (04/30/2016) [-]
Maybe dude it was Greentext layout though and it was a fucking dope story, if you're goat bro thats fucking awesome dude.
#82 - TIs true. I lived right next to an ANA post for about 2 months… 04/30/2016 on army +5
#63 - I am a purely weekend rider and I have completely destroyed a … 04/29/2016 on Women BMX 0
#34 - You gave up too easily. Bet if you had called back once or twi…  [+] (3 new replies) 04/26/2016 on Best Buy +8
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#41 - thewalkingfrog (04/26/2016) [-]
interesting. i've always heard to apply, call a week later, and if its a no go just let it go and move on to the next employer. gonna have to try to be a bit more assertive with getingt a job next time. thanks homie
#75 - anon (04/26/2016) [-]
That's pretty stupid. I don't know what kind of unemployed parent taught you that.
Number one rules should be to ask to talk to the manager in order to give your C.V., then you proceed to call back a couple of times over time.

Why should THEY hassle over trying to call you back? They probably got plenty of people trying to get a job that have more experience.
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#94 - thewalkingfrog (04/26/2016) [-]
alright homie, relax. whenever I would ask employees at the store they'd always say call back once or twice to let them know you want the position, but no more because if you continuously call, it becomes more of a bother and nuisance to them rather than a confident go getter.
#62 - That was a cluster bomb. Not an A-10 at all 04/17/2016 on BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT 0
#75 - Times have changed. I went in mid 2003. Was a different time t…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/12/2016 on safe space +1
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#77 - catburglarpenis (04/12/2016) [-]
Yeah the Special Forces know what's up but more importantly isn't it past your bedtime you old fuck take some Metamucil and go rail your dusty ass wife before you shit your pants which is the only way you keep yourself entertained you creaky knee'd old shit guess what I just did? I just walked across the grass like 3 times that's right fight me then bitch you can't even catch me niggaaaaaa

Rangers aren't necessarily SPECWAR though, but if it's one thing they know how to do, it's enjoy their fucking gruel. I mean, I would too if I starved my ass through Ranger school. I mean, those climbs? Fuck that man mountain phase can suck it.

I'm a fossile on this site too. I joined in '07 at age 19. By my math that makes me over 600 in civilian years.
#70 - Depends what you do. Support roles will have the whiners and p…  [+] (3 new replies) 04/12/2016 on safe space 0
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#72 - catburglarpenis (04/12/2016) [-]
Don't let me be "that guy" but the infantry are honestly the whiniest. They're the ones who poo poo on literally fucking anything and everything and think it's all just shit and whine all the fucking time until they get AT LEAST a couple deployments under their belt. Then they shut their trap and enjoy their gruel, but you won't be able to call them exactly grateful for it.

Something about combat MOS's just makes them whiney as shit. They'll find fault in Hawaii I swear. Like I said I can tag on these guys because I was a doorkicker too, but damn do they bitch about everything. You know who's full of the magic of any given place they go to? Fucking my well endowed daddy POGs. Seriously, go to your POG friends Facebook pages right now and directly compare it to the Facebooks of your combat friends. Guaranteed you'll find POGs reveling in the magic of any given area they're in and nonstop bitching on an Infantryman's page no matter how good or bad life is going for them. They could be at their own wedding and they'd bitch about the food. I just never got that about being a doorkicker man. Just enjoy your gruel, because wait...

Is that a Pop Tart? The Chocolate one? What MRE was that for real? No dude seriously I'll trade you my Sour Skittles for it. What do you mean you don't like Sour Skittles, everybody likes Sour Skittles! Well what do you want for it? What do you mean nothing I have, I've got tons of shit stashed in my footlocker I'll pay you back later. No! Dude seriously trade me for the fucking Pop Tart Sanchez ate his Combos already and I got one of the fucking vegetarian meals. Don't fuck with me man give me the Goddamn Pop Tart! I just fucking sharpened my K-Bar dude I will fucking END YOU GIMME THE GODDAMN POP TART! DON'T YOU RUN FROM ME BITCH I KNOW WHERE YOU SLEEP
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#75 - jwash (04/12/2016) [-]
Times have changed. I went in mid 2003. Was a different time then. Did almost three years infantry. I went to the rangers after that. Finished my last 6 years in group. Can't find a better group of men than the special forces. Was a good time.
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#77 - catburglarpenis (04/12/2016) [-]
Yeah the Special Forces know what's up but more importantly isn't it past your bedtime you old fuck take some Metamucil and go rail your dusty ass wife before you shit your pants which is the only way you keep yourself entertained you creaky knee'd old shit guess what I just did? I just walked across the grass like 3 times that's right fight me then bitch you can't even catch me niggaaaaaa

Rangers aren't necessarily SPECWAR though, but if it's one thing they know how to do, it's enjoy their fucking gruel. I mean, I would too if I starved my ass through Ranger school. I mean, those climbs? Fuck that man mountain phase can suck it.

I'm a fossile on this site too. I joined in '07 at age 19. By my math that makes me over 600 in civilian years.
#63 - Go. Soak it in. Get structure and values in your life. Army wa…  [+] (5 new replies) 04/12/2016 on safe space 0
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#69 - catburglarpenis (04/12/2016) [-]
Guy's right. In the end, the Army's full of a bunch of whiners. I can say it- I'm in the Army. They said Fort Knox was a shithole but it was lovely. Hot and in the middle of nowhere, but lovely. I had a good time. Statistically speaking we're happier, healthier, wealthier and have longer lasting and more frequent relationships than civilians in similar job fields. Get a job in the same field you're in now and you'll probably like it more in the military.
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#70 - jwash (04/12/2016) [-]
Depends what you do. Support roles will have the whiners and posers. More so these days I'm sure. Infantry gets a little better. I did my first three years in regular army infantry. Dudes were pretty solid, although we were at full fledge war mode back then.
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#72 - catburglarpenis (04/12/2016) [-]
Don't let me be "that guy" but the infantry are honestly the whiniest. They're the ones who poo poo on literally fucking anything and everything and think it's all just shit and whine all the fucking time until they get AT LEAST a couple deployments under their belt. Then they shut their trap and enjoy their gruel, but you won't be able to call them exactly grateful for it.

Something about combat MOS's just makes them whiney as shit. They'll find fault in Hawaii I swear. Like I said I can tag on these guys because I was a doorkicker too, but damn do they bitch about everything. You know who's full of the magic of any given place they go to? Fucking my well endowed daddy POGs. Seriously, go to your POG friends Facebook pages right now and directly compare it to the Facebooks of your combat friends. Guaranteed you'll find POGs reveling in the magic of any given area they're in and nonstop bitching on an Infantryman's page no matter how good or bad life is going for them. They could be at their own wedding and they'd bitch about the food. I just never got that about being a doorkicker man. Just enjoy your gruel, because wait...

Is that a Pop Tart? The Chocolate one? What MRE was that for real? No dude seriously I'll trade you my Sour Skittles for it. What do you mean you don't like Sour Skittles, everybody likes Sour Skittles! Well what do you want for it? What do you mean nothing I have, I've got tons of shit stashed in my footlocker I'll pay you back later. No! Dude seriously trade me for the fucking Pop Tart Sanchez ate his Combos already and I got one of the fucking vegetarian meals. Don't fuck with me man give me the Goddamn Pop Tart! I just fucking sharpened my K-Bar dude I will fucking END YOU GIMME THE GODDAMN POP TART! DON'T YOU RUN FROM ME BITCH I KNOW WHERE YOU SLEEP
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#75 - jwash (04/12/2016) [-]
Times have changed. I went in mid 2003. Was a different time then. Did almost three years infantry. I went to the rangers after that. Finished my last 6 years in group. Can't find a better group of men than the special forces. Was a good time.
User avatar
#77 - catburglarpenis (04/12/2016) [-]
Yeah the Special Forces know what's up but more importantly isn't it past your bedtime you old fuck take some Metamucil and go rail your dusty ass wife before you shit your pants which is the only way you keep yourself entertained you creaky knee'd old shit guess what I just did? I just walked across the grass like 3 times that's right fight me then bitch you can't even catch me niggaaaaaa

Rangers aren't necessarily SPECWAR though, but if it's one thing they know how to do, it's enjoy their fucking gruel. I mean, I would too if I starved my ass through Ranger school. I mean, those climbs? Fuck that man mountain phase can suck it.

I'm a fossile on this site too. I joined in '07 at age 19. By my math that makes me over 600 in civilian years.
#210 - So instead of just hitting next and moving on, you come down l…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/08/2016 on islam comp - not turning of... 0
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#232 - defski (04/08/2016) [-]
Normally, I would skip. This post was the exception, since it's the 324th one I've seen.
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