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|#192 - True story. Two friends and I took out my small, 15' flats boa… [+] (2 new replies)||12 hours ago on Spoopy fears comp part 5||+10|
#269 - kladkake (7 hours ago) [-]
>be me 11 years old on vacation in greece with my cousins
>go to a great beach where the water gets deep just a few meters into the water
>after playing around for a while cousin says he knows of a reef on the other side of a cliff
>points to a cliff that stretches out about 200 meters into the ocean
>''lets swim out to it''
>start swimming and soon enough get to the end of the cliff
>cousin keeps going so i follow
>getting tired but we keep going
>finally we get to the reef and start diving and checking it out
>some fish, some octopus, one of those spiky sea balls
>after a while we decide to swim back
>thats when i realize that we had somehow swam a fucking marathon distance away from the beach
#270 - kladkake (7 hours ago) [-]
>halfway and i pretty much accepted that i would die
>cousin keeps telling me to keep going so i did
>somehow me make it to the beach alive
>every muscle in my body was in pain
>parents spot me and come over
>''hey Kladkake, cousin, were going up to that restaurant''
>point up at a building at the top of the fucking cliff we had just swam around
>out of breath i try to tell my parents that i'm too tired to walk up there
>mom says ''Kladkake dont be like that, you ruined our vacation to NY with your attitude, dont mess this up too.''
man i sure do love my loving and supporting mother.
|#59 - This isn't even the whole video. All those dudes coming out we… [+] (2 new replies)||12/16/2014 on Fight me BRO||0|
#68 - anonymous (12/16/2014) [-]
did she fucked them all at the same time since they all knew each other?
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|#101 - We cannot thrive without China and China cannot thrive without… [+] (1 new reply)||12/13/2014 on China and the US||0|
#117 - rszerotwo (12/13/2014) [-]
Another note: We owe China money because they've basically bought bonds. They don't straight up give us cash that we need. They invest in our economy and banking system by buying bonds that take some time to mature. So every year they buy, (arbitrary number) $1 Million in bonds. Except it takes (arbitrary number again) 27 years for those bonds to mature. They always purchase the same time-maturing bonds, so we pay them back pretty much the same amount every year. So, if they cash those in early, we owe them less than $1 Million for the bond. However, we also have an agreement that they can't hold them for longer than (arbitrary) 3 years past their maturity date. This ensures China isn't garnering a shitload of on the bonds, and the US continues to use China as, basically, a giant banking system.
If China tried cashing in ALL of their bonds NOW, we'd pay them...flooding their economy with money, crashing it, sending them in to a recession, and making them all sad.
Also, whoever said China holds most of our debts, try again: The private sector of the United States owns a majority of our own debt. Thanks.
TL;DR: America could crash the Chinese economy, we have no obligation to pay them back every penny now, America owns it's own debt.
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