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jwash

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Gender: male
Date Signed Up:2/24/2012
Last Login:4/25/2015
Location:USA
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Content Ranking:#2621
Comment Ranking:#2109
Highest Content Rank:#1298
Highest Comment Rank:#887
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Content Level Progress: 6% (6/100)
Level 120 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry → Level 121 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry
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Level 232 Comments: Ambassador Of Lulz → Level 233 Comments: Ambassador Of Lulz
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Content Views:103909
Times Content Favorited:83 times
Total Comments Made:916
FJ Points:5240

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#76 - Picture 04/21/2015 on Humble re-toast +3
#23 - Why you gotta ruin my day like that? Damn drunk dino…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/19/2015 on Ad +22
User avatar #25 - hashtronaut (04/19/2015) [-]
>invest lottery money
>become richest man alive
>buy NFL
>buy the station that airs the sb
>run your commerical
>???
>profit
#20 - Soo.. I have this idea if I ever win the lottery or something.…  [+] (4 new replies) 04/19/2015 on Ad +50
User avatar #22 - drunkasaurus (04/19/2015) [-]
Unfortunately ads need network approval, you can't just decide to have a super-bowl ad. Tons of companies make super bowl ads and have their ads rejected.
#28 - hcp (04/19/2015) [-]
If your ad doesn't have anything offensive no nudity, gore... non of that shit. I think if you win enough money from the lottery you can make your dreams come true! I believe in you jwash! Eat your chips you beautiful bastard!
#23 - jwash (04/19/2015) [-]
Why you gotta ruin my day like that?

Damn drunk dinosaurs always fuckin up my ideas...
User avatar #25 - hashtronaut (04/19/2015) [-]
>invest lottery money
>become richest man alive
>buy NFL
>buy the station that airs the sb
>run your commerical
>???
>profit
#65 - I fly a ******** for work and one time I got to fly to … 04/15/2015 on Where did we go wrong 0
#33 - I am a drummer by trade but I immediately went out and bought …  [+] (1 new reply) 04/15/2015 on Ed SHeeran +1
User avatar #35 - homercxg (04/15/2015) [-]
good luck with the guitar learning dude, but I know man, based ginger man is on a whole nother level
#6 - I accidentally left a smoke grenade in one of my side pouches … 04/13/2015 on That isn't mine. 0
#30 - I was sued not all that long ago because a dog got off its lea…  [+] (17 new replies) 04/13/2015 on faith in cats restored +151
#151 - inergio (04/13/2015) [-]
Dont forget to post this in "oh look at that pitbull monster doint cute stuff" post. I bet you will be redthumbed.
User avatar #118 - hektoroftroy (04/13/2015) [-]
i had to read this a few times before i realized it wasn't your dog.
Nice going man
#79 - betterguygreg (04/13/2015) [-]
an hero
User avatar #45 - stifflimb (04/13/2015) [-]
Definitly overkill in the force of the throw but that is not your fault, you dont take time and think things through when something like that happens and the adrenaline makes it even harder to control, really dont understand what went through their heads to make them believe they had a right to sue you.
Hope you did not have to stand for the cost of your lawyer.
#112 - fefe (04/13/2015) [-]
Not forgetting that getting bitten by a dog is incredible painful since dogs love shaking their heads when latching unto something.

User avatar #148 - stifflimb (04/13/2015) [-]
Aye, that was what I meant with the adrenaline that muste have been surging through afte getting bit.
#106 - fefe (04/13/2015) [-]
It's not overkill when he means to kill it.
User avatar #149 - stifflimb (04/13/2015) [-]
Which he in no way seem to say he did, also it was overkill cause it was more than necessary to stop the dog, but hard to say exactly what was necessary to make it stop.
#150 - fefe (04/13/2015) [-]
Dogs that attack people need to be killed, either by a vet or by a slamming.
User avatar #155 - stifflimb (04/13/2015) [-]
Depends on the situation
#44 - fefe (04/13/2015) [-]
Why did you no sue them?
User avatar #38 - feindmachines (04/13/2015) [-]
fuck whoever owns that dog, if those butch niggas wanna come up they can catch a 619 shout out to my boy rey mysterio.
User avatar #49 - foamytesquirrel (04/13/2015) [-]
What.
User avatar #136 - mexicandudeinsd (04/13/2015) [-]
hes referring to the recent event of the wrestler rey mysterio "killing" another wrestler named Hijo del perro aguayo, son of the aguayo dog or something
User avatar #63 - wholesomeburn (04/13/2015) [-]
Guns, he was talking about shooting them.
#91 - fefe (04/13/2015) [-]
I think he was referring to this
User avatar #183 - wholesomeburn (04/14/2015) [-]
I seem to be mistaken then, I do not deserve these thumbs.But im'a take 'em anyways.
#103 - My first time in Afghanistan they handed me a big ass bottle o… 04/07/2015 on Guy infects himself with... +4
#88 - Picture 03/26/2015 on Marine takes a stand... +7
#18 - Funny Jokes? It was a huge joke on that for a while. … 03/26/2015 on David 0

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User avatar #1 - ilikemouthwafflez (08/29/2012) [-]
Comment virginity taken
also, due to your low thumb count, you can't post images, level up a bit and you can
#2 to #1 - fefe (01/17/2015) [-]
Slut
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