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Date Signed Up:11/17/2012
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#62 - No, they fought and died so that freedoms could be preserved. … 18 hours ago on Thank you for those who serve +1
#3 - Senility brought on by old age?  [+] (1 new reply) 08/28/2016 on crack +5
#4 - arrrbie (14 hours ago) [-]
>joke
>gives literal answer
>add a ? for snark

mfw im glad you know things
#10 - Exactly: he's faceless. He's telling a (obviously false) s… 08/27/2016 on Chan Chad cucks a black man 0
#9 - Because he's got nothing to prove to anyone but himself. … 08/27/2016 on Chan Chad cucks a black man 0
#18 - Yeah, Minnesota might have the largest variance in temperature… 08/27/2016 on Anon describes life in... 0
#363 - How so? It's not like he said "hey, assholes, come ride t… 08/27/2016 on Tasering Bike Thieves 0
#4 - The only thing worse than a tumblrina making up a ******** sto…  [+] (5 new replies) 08/26/2016 on Chan Chad cucks a black man +12
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#8 - bucketofhurt (08/27/2016) [-]
Anyone can see how that's fake from miles away. Not even clairvoyants can see how that's "worse" than tumblrina stories.
#9 - justtocomment (08/27/2016) [-]
Because he's got nothing to prove to anyone but himself.
He could tell any fictional story, but he chooses the one that makes him out to be well-employed, attractive, amazing at sex, and just generally superior.
At least a tumblrina has the excuse that they're doing it to further their political motives. This anon? Brags about himself to a faceless crowd. He's jerking himself off.
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#5 - erotictentacle (08/26/2016) [-]
how is he stroking his ego?
He's a faceless nobody, noone will remember him and noone can praise him

On tumblr they all got virtual personalities, they profit from making up bullshit to be praised.

Also, it sais right on 4chan that everything's made up and believing anything is true means you're an idiot.
#10 - justtocomment (08/27/2016) [-]
Exactly: he's faceless.
He's telling a (obviously false) story about how he's well-paid, with an awesome job, he's attractive to women and he's great at sex to a faceless crowd. He's jerking himself off in what might as well be an empty room.
At least when a tumblr blog makes up a bullshit story, it's because they have a political agenda. This? This is just a dude bragging about himself to a bunch of people who are going to call him a lying a faggot.
#6 - robotvoice (08/27/2016) [-]
these texts still get saved and spread around albeit through a small online culture.
#1 - In 2014 the highest temperature in Minnesota was 91°. Tha…  [+] (16 new replies) 08/26/2016 on Anon describes life in... +45
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#51 - reaperriley (08/27/2016) [-]
yeah, except when its 90 degrees and the humidity is 100% your sweat doesnt cool you and neither does walking under some shade. You just choke on wet air.
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#39 - sourceror (08/27/2016) [-]
minesota isn't in canada though.
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#33 - shadovfox (08/27/2016) [-]
thats warmer than the warmest we ever had recorded in my home town... (the warmest day ever are 89,24 degrees Fahrenheit)
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#32 - kimmu (08/27/2016) [-]
That's the sun going supernova in washington
#30 - anon (08/27/2016) [-]
That's a hot winters day in Australia
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#47 - fatheranon (08/27/2016) [-]
^doesn't understand how hemispheres work
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#25 - commontroll (08/27/2016) [-]
That's not a standard summer day, that's a cool summer day.
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#22 - iceguy (08/27/2016) [-]
nigga thats winter in nevada
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#14 - bothemastaofall (08/27/2016) [-]
Yeah, and when does it get to -20 F in Texas?
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#29 - hasinvadedyou (08/27/2016) [-]
when your ugly ass goes into a bar it drops -20 F immediately
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#34 - bothemastaofall (08/27/2016) [-]
Absolute chill > looks
#31 - ogdonaldangel (08/27/2016) [-]
that burn was so cold you gotta switch to kelvins
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#19 - clannadqs (08/27/2016) [-]
Who cares? The humidity is lower in Minnesota on average and it's colder in the summer. I would 100% prefer to layer up than deal with the heat 24/7. I live in Georgia and it's still 90 degrees+ every day even further up north in the state while it's barely 80 every day now in Minnesota. I know a lot of people don't do physical activity during the day, but being in a job that sometimes requires it and dealing with it throughout high school the heat down here is horrible.
#18 - justtocomment (08/27/2016) [-]
Yeah, Minnesota might have the largest variance in temperature, but the heat is nothing compared to Texas/Arizona.
My point is that talking about dying of heat exhaustion and 400° sidewalks because it got into the low 90s is fucking laughable.
But to answer your question: February of 1933, apparently.
#3 - anon (08/26/2016) [-]
That's a cool day in AZ.
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#7 - nickelakon (08/26/2016) [-]
Thats a cool day in Florida
Heat index has been like 120 ever since i got here
#133 - Wasn't this the comic that put GreenTeaNeko almost unanimously… 08/26/2016 on The Elves +2
#33 - Really depends on the department... ****, NYPD used to get…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/25/2016 on Cop shoots dead guy with a... 0
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#34 - zipov (08/25/2016) [-]
I see, thanks!