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Date Signed Up:5/08/2013
Last Login:1/26/2015
Location:Fucking Texas
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I Just answered the question about my
location...what does it want?
A Description of me?
or of Texas?
Texas is mean and hot,
and if you rub it hard enough, you can
hear it giggle.
I'm
5 foot 11 or just short of 6 feet tall.
170-190 pounds.
I look rather generic in my opinion.
Just look at my Avatar.
It should be me.
Blonde hair, green eyes.
Fucking handsome as fuck.

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    A very good question. A very good question.
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#17 - Picture 12/30/2014 on Bomb Factory +40
#38 - Santa only delivers to the good kids. That's like wh…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/24/2014 on waaaaaaaaaaaaaat!! +75
User avatar #44 - Nazistick (12/24/2014) [-]
But what about Coal to the naughty children?
#97 - articvibe (12/24/2014) [-]
Throw a piece in a coal reactor spread that Christmas spirit across the 1st world in... in as fast as electricity travels really
#192 - I worked in the frozen section, my job was to take a box, and …  [+] (1 new reply) 12/23/2014 on McDonald Worker want $15 an... 0
User avatar #204 - hanakoikezawa (12/23/2014) [-]
i always hated shit like that. i had a job where i was packign boxes in shipping for a horse supply warehouse, and t was all standing around in one spot all day. after about 30 minutes of standing on some stupid foam mat my feet felt like i had legos embedded in my heels, and i had to work 10 hour days quite often. one day i had a muscle spasm in my neck and it locked up, but i went in to work anyways and had to leave early, and they basically called me a few hours later and told me to not bother coming back. boss was a dick anyways, it was to far away for me to drive comfortably and the pay wasn't great, no real loss.

my next job was stripping waste off sheets of labels, i was given an office chair to sit in since i didn't have to move much all day, i was getting $10.50 an hour, and my boss was chill as fuck. the president of the company would come in and do actual work too sometimes. unfortunately i was hired as a temp to help with a backlog, and it got cleared more quickly than they expected it to so they had to let me go. but they told me and the other few temps there that if they ever need somebody again they'll call us first, and the president of the company told us we could use him as a reference.
#190 - My knees are in constant pain because of the concrete I have t… 12/23/2014 on McDonald Worker want $15 an... 0
#186 - When I was jobless for a while, my uncle let me help him on hi… 12/23/2014 on McDonald Worker want $15 an... 0
#178 - Deep East Texas. Redneck Country round here, and the…  [+] (4 new replies) 12/23/2014 on McDonald Worker want $15 an... +5
#294 - anonymous (12/23/2014) [-]
woot tyler target warehouse here. mah knee, mah back, my sweaty outbound sack
User avatar #182 - hanakoikezawa (12/23/2014) [-]
that's not factory work, that's a meat factory. in a lot of the large scale ones the fda actually has an arrangement with the border patrol so they don't take away too much of their workforce at once
User avatar #192 - justbrandonreally (12/23/2014) [-]
I worked in the frozen section, my job was to take a box, and push it under a tape dispenser, or pick the boxes of chicken strips up and put them on a pallet.
User avatar #204 - hanakoikezawa (12/23/2014) [-]
i always hated shit like that. i had a job where i was packign boxes in shipping for a horse supply warehouse, and t was all standing around in one spot all day. after about 30 minutes of standing on some stupid foam mat my feet felt like i had legos embedded in my heels, and i had to work 10 hour days quite often. one day i had a muscle spasm in my neck and it locked up, but i went in to work anyways and had to leave early, and they basically called me a few hours later and told me to not bother coming back. boss was a dick anyways, it was to far away for me to drive comfortably and the pay wasn't great, no real loss.

my next job was stripping waste off sheets of labels, i was given an office chair to sit in since i didn't have to move much all day, i was getting $10.50 an hour, and my boss was chill as fuck. the president of the company would come in and do actual work too sometimes. unfortunately i was hired as a temp to help with a backlog, and it got cleared more quickly than they expected it to so they had to let me go. but they told me and the other few temps there that if they ever need somebody again they'll call us first, and the president of the company told us we could use him as a reference.
#170 - I work for $8.50 an hour, I've been working at my job for near…  [+] (12 new replies) 12/23/2014 on McDonald Worker want $15 an... +13
User avatar #201 - pwnagraphy (12/23/2014) [-]
dude if you don't want that job I'll trade with you. I renew peoples Sirius Radio contracts. I sit in an office making phone calls all day, I'd much rather be doing physical work, swear to god
User avatar #185 - toncheky (12/23/2014) [-]
dude you must be ripped
User avatar #190 - justbrandonreally (12/23/2014) [-]
My knees are in constant pain because of the concrete I have to work on, but I have noticed that my traps look retarded. I usually let the tailgates down, because pulling those fucking bags over shoulder height puts my shoulder under a hell of a lot of stress. We had a guy quit, because he hated the loading feed.
User avatar #179 - undeadwill (12/23/2014) [-]
I make 20 dollars a day to work on a fucking cattle ranch.
User avatar #194 - undeadwill (12/23/2014) [-]
You from Texas?
User avatar #186 - justbrandonreally (12/23/2014) [-]
When I was jobless for a while, my uncle let me help him on his cattle fields, that work was a bitch too, mostly working on fence lines, and operating tractors, but hell, he gave me $100 after a 12 hour day, but that was only an every other week kind of job.
#172 - mackoodle (12/23/2014) [-]
I'm not sure what city you live in but many actually makes more than $8.50 an hour.
#178 - justbrandonreally (12/23/2014) [-]
Deep East Texas.

Redneck Country round here, and the general attitude is

"Be happy you got a damn job"

Hell, if i wasn't working here.. I'd have to drive 25 miles to work at Pilgrims Pride, which is a factory that butchers chickens, and I'd make starting wages of $8.75 hourly.. I actually worked their for 3 days, and then quit, because let me tell you.. factory work is a God Damn bitch and a half.. Over half the people could barely speak English and the whole place smelled like death and bleach.
I will be getting a raise soon though, I might make up to $9.50 hourly.

I don't care how bad life gets, as long as I can get home, chug Mountain Mountain Dew with Jack, and watch shitty anime's.
#294 - anonymous (12/23/2014) [-]
woot tyler target warehouse here. mah knee, mah back, my sweaty outbound sack
User avatar #182 - hanakoikezawa (12/23/2014) [-]
that's not factory work, that's a meat factory. in a lot of the large scale ones the fda actually has an arrangement with the border patrol so they don't take away too much of their workforce at once
User avatar #192 - justbrandonreally (12/23/2014) [-]
I worked in the frozen section, my job was to take a box, and push it under a tape dispenser, or pick the boxes of chicken strips up and put them on a pallet.
User avatar #204 - hanakoikezawa (12/23/2014) [-]
i always hated shit like that. i had a job where i was packign boxes in shipping for a horse supply warehouse, and t was all standing around in one spot all day. after about 30 minutes of standing on some stupid foam mat my feet felt like i had legos embedded in my heels, and i had to work 10 hour days quite often. one day i had a muscle spasm in my neck and it locked up, but i went in to work anyways and had to leave early, and they basically called me a few hours later and told me to not bother coming back. boss was a dick anyways, it was to far away for me to drive comfortably and the pay wasn't great, no real loss.

my next job was stripping waste off sheets of labels, i was given an office chair to sit in since i didn't have to move much all day, i was getting $10.50 an hour, and my boss was chill as fuck. the president of the company would come in and do actual work too sometimes. unfortunately i was hired as a temp to help with a backlog, and it got cleared more quickly than they expected it to so they had to let me go. but they told me and the other few temps there that if they ever need somebody again they'll call us first, and the president of the company told us we could use him as a reference.
#103 - All jokes aside, I would choose for them to drop the baby.  [+] (1 new reply) 12/16/2014 on Abortion Explained 0
User avatar #104 - captainprincess (12/16/2014) [-]
Well, it makes sense

babies are plentiful, and absolutely unpleasant besides, and fetuses can still be put to use. The logical choice atleast.
#97 - What do you do if I want you to drop both?  [+] (3 new replies) 12/16/2014 on Abortion Explained +2
User avatar #99 - captainprincess (12/16/2014) [-]
There was no promise that your decision would be absolute, but in the end, you were given a choice between them.

Both or neither, you'd still have to flip a coin or something.
User avatar #103 - justbrandonreally (12/16/2014) [-]
All jokes aside, I would choose for them to drop the baby.
User avatar #104 - captainprincess (12/16/2014) [-]
Well, it makes sense

babies are plentiful, and absolutely unpleasant besides, and fetuses can still be put to use. The logical choice atleast.
#15 - It just doesn't feel like rape if I don't wear a bright pink ski mask.  [+] (1 new reply) 11/28/2014 on Ouch 0
User avatar #16 - vatra (11/28/2014) [-]
Oh okay, sorry, I didn't mean to stomp on your fun!

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#6 - justbrandonreally ONLINE (12/15/2013) [-]
Just in case I need this.
#4 - justbrandonreally ONLINE (08/01/2013) [-]
I drew this on the back of an application.
User avatar #1 - amberleafwoohoo (05/10/2013) [-]
hi :I
User avatar #2 to #1 - justbrandonreally ONLINE (05/10/2013) [-]
Why sideways face?
That's not a good starter for me.
:c
I'm easily depressed.
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