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#566 - **justanotherzombie rolls 3,875** 07/12/2014 on zombie game 0
#185 - Damn, I forgot to log in. 06/09/2014 on The reason for height limits 0
#2 - Comment deleted 05/27/2014 on Cards Against Humanity 0
#1 - I have the same one in red!  [+] (4 new replies) 05/26/2014 on In-Laws Couldn't Make It To... +4
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#4 - hurzg (05/26/2014) [-]
wow.
#3 - anonymous (05/26/2014) [-]
i have it in rainbow colours
User avatar #2 - ryugazan (05/26/2014) [-]
me too!
#35 - Then you've never gotten your period sleeping, that shit is in…  [+] (5 new replies) 05/21/2014 on Murder on tumblr +1
#58 - aech (05/21/2014) [-]
Agreed. Go to bed on white sheets, wake up on Japanese flag. With ruined undies.
User avatar #86 - assrocket (05/21/2014) [-]
You know how you can sometimes tell your period's coming (because you get that sense of dread)?
To avoid the ruined underwear, keep a couple of 'period panties'. If they get bloodied, you just have to give them a good wash. They'll still be stained, but clean. Which might sound gross, but it's better than buying new underwear every month.
And you can avoid sex and stuff until your period's over so nobody has to see.

I heard oxyclean's also good for getting rid of bloodstains.
#87 - aech (05/22/2014) [-]
Hand-scrubbing with cold water while the blood is still wet usually gets it out with minimal stains. I was just grousing, anyway; sex is far in my future. I don't know about you, but I always get pain in my lower back the day before and the day when I start my period. That's just about all the warning I tend to get.
User avatar #88 - assrocket (05/22/2014) [-]
Oh dear god. The back pain is the fucking worst.
I click just about every joint in my body when I'm bored or sore (not in public, I swear), so during my period I get freaked out that maybe I've clicked too hard and damaged the discs in my back.
#89 - aech (05/23/2014) [-]
Yikes. Yours is really bad, then? Mine's mostly just a dull ache. It's more annoying than anything.
#14 - I thought it was funny when I watched it but I was also 8 at t… 05/01/2014 on Bob Hoskins 0
#333 - And thats a whole nother world of stupid. 05/01/2014 on that last panel… +1
#331 - There are people called creationalists that believe that evolu…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/01/2014 on that last panel… +2
#349 - dontknowme (05/01/2014) [-]
That woman's face makes me want to punch her
#332 - dehumanizer (05/01/2014) [-]
but bill here doesent belive in vaccines
User avatar #333 - justanotherzombie (05/01/2014) [-]
And thats a whole nother world of stupid.
#69 - As a female, I would kill myself in the moment of clarity.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/25/2014 on jesus fucking christ /b/ +13
User avatar #79 - cormy (04/25/2014) [-]
You're assuming you'd be given a moment of clarity.
#59 - Google tells me it is Mysterious Girlfriend X 04/04/2014 on My dirty little secret 0

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#112 - anonymous (01/17/2014) [-]
i remember you
User avatar #113 to #112 - justanotherzombie (01/17/2014) [-]
YOOOOOOUUUUU
User avatar #93 - fuzzypickles (08/12/2013) [-]
how are you?
User avatar #94 to #93 - justanotherzombie (08/12/2013) [-]
Alive you?
User avatar #95 to #94 - fuzzypickles (08/12/2013) [-]
alive but only just.
How are things in can land?
User avatar #96 to #95 - justanotherzombie (08/12/2013) [-]
Not bad I guess, hows about you?
User avatar #97 to #96 - fuzzypickles (08/12/2013) [-]
meh.
god, we're so melancholic with our single sentence answer :s
stuffs alright i guess, have a feeling i failed half my exams..
User avatar #98 to #97 - justanotherzombie (08/12/2013) [-]
That's no good, you're still in school? Its summer.
User avatar #99 to #98 - fuzzypickles (08/12/2013) [-]
ye, im 17 so i just did my AS level exams
User avatar #100 to #99 - justanotherzombie (08/12/2013) [-]
Oh shit I thought you were older.
User avatar #101 to #100 - fuzzypickles (08/12/2013) [-]
haha, how old did you think i was broski
User avatar #102 to #101 - justanotherzombie (08/12/2013) [-]
I assume everyone on the internet is 13 and under or 18 and older I don't know why
User avatar #103 to #102 - fuzzypickles (08/12/2013) [-]
haha fair enough.
how old are you?
User avatar #104 to #103 - justanotherzombie (08/12/2013) [-]
I'm eighteen
User avatar #105 to #104 - fuzzypickles (08/12/2013) [-]
I see, i thought you were nineteen, so i wasnt far off ha
User avatar #106 to #105 - justanotherzombie (08/12/2013) [-]
you just 6 months
User avatar #107 to #106 - fuzzypickles (08/12/2013) [-]
and ive got 6 months left until im 18 :p
not looking foreward to even MORE stress...
User avatar #108 to #107 - justanotherzombie (08/12/2013) [-]
What kind of stress?
User avatar #109 to #108 - fuzzypickles (08/12/2013) [-]
the kinds of stress that come with age; tax, bills, jobhunting, life goals etc
User avatar #110 to #109 - justanotherzombie (08/12/2013) [-]
I've been dealing with that shit since I was 16
User avatar #111 to #110 - fuzzypickles (08/12/2013) [-]
same, but it just grows to be the largest focus in life sadly.
Like a fat kid in front of a tv screen
#91 - fuzzypickles (07/02/2013) [-]
Happy Canada day <3    
   
   
pic unrelated.
Happy Canada day <3


pic unrelated.
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User avatar #83 - fuzzypickles (06/28/2013) [-]
Holy crap man
this brown town gang, are they native indians or indians as in indo-asian indians.
User avatar #84 to #83 - justanotherzombie (06/28/2013) [-]
Real indians from Asia
User avatar #85 to #84 - fuzzypickles (06/28/2013) [-]
Fuck them, who the fuck do they think they are going to canada and making gangs?? hahahahahhaha

i wish me and a couple man from london could go over there and fuck up the pussies.

do you realise how phisically weak indians are genetically??
omg.

that pisses me off so much.
User avatar #86 to #85 - justanotherzombie (06/28/2013) [-]
I'd join yeah
User avatar #87 to #86 - fuzzypickles (06/28/2013) [-]
oh man.
cant tell you how pissed off i am.
i would fuck them all up
User avatar #88 to #87 - justanotherzombie (06/28/2013) [-]
a lot of them are in jail now.
User avatar #89 to #88 - fuzzypickles (06/28/2013) [-]
good.
the cunts
User avatar #62 - fuzzypickles (06/28/2013) [-]
pink ee π is best pone
User avatar #63 to #62 - justanotherzombie (06/28/2013) [-]
Woona is best princess
User avatar #64 to #63 - fuzzypickles (06/28/2013) [-]
heheh
User avatar #65 to #64 - justanotherzombie (06/28/2013) [-]
what time is it there?
User avatar #66 to #65 - fuzzypickles (06/28/2013) [-]
10:03 in uk
why?
User avatar #67 to #66 - justanotherzombie (06/28/2013) [-]
Holy fuck its 3 am here
#68 to #67 - fuzzypickles (06/28/2013) [-]
oh shiiii
you should go to bed man haha
we can talk later if you want
User avatar #69 to #68 - justanotherzombie (06/28/2013) [-]
Sleep is for the weak.
User avatar #70 to #69 - fuzzypickles (06/28/2013) [-]
so is racism
User avatar #71 to #70 - justanotherzombie (06/28/2013) [-]
So is everything that has happened to me to bring it on.
User avatar #72 to #71 - fuzzypickles (06/28/2013) [-]
hah fair enough.
I still love you as a fellow member of the human race unconditionally, although you may not like my race, and although i do not know you.
User avatar #73 to #72 - justanotherzombie (06/28/2013) [-]
I am quite the opposite I unconditionally don't like someone because they are part of this human race.
I wouldn't be sad if we were told tomorrow that every human will be dead in 24 hours.
User avatar #74 to #73 - fuzzypickles (06/28/2013) [-]
Oh lord.
Well i send my love anyway.
User avatar #75 to #74 - justanotherzombie (06/28/2013) [-]
I wish I could love unconditionally.
what's it like?
User avatar #76 to #75 - fuzzypickles (06/28/2013) [-]
it doesn't feel like anything.
its a higher state of mind
User avatar #77 to #76 - justanotherzombie (06/28/2013) [-]
After everything this city put me through I couldn't unconditionally love someone, I find it hard to trust my own spouse when I have one.
User avatar #78 to #77 - fuzzypickles (06/28/2013) [-]
what has your city put you through?
User avatar #79 to #78 - justanotherzombie (06/28/2013) [-]
That is something I don't want to discus in a open place like this.
User avatar #81 to #80 - justanotherzombie (06/28/2013) [-]
If you really want to know, its not a pretty story.
User avatar #82 to #81 - fuzzypickles (06/28/2013) [-]
please tell me.
get it off your chest.
I am a safe base for secrets, i have never gossiped in my life, i am a stern trustworthy person
#58 - analbreach (02/25/2013) [-]
I think the sex was pretty good.
#60 to #59 - analbreach (02/25/2013) [-]
I think you'll be on the receiving end next time so prepare yourself.
User avatar #27 - zombiestookmybike (11/23/2012) [-]
you took my bike :(
User avatar #28 to #27 - justanotherzombie (11/23/2012) [-]
We had this conversation before, It wasn't me. I'm just another lonley zombie. Do I look like I'm riding a bike . >:(
User avatar #29 to #28 - zombiestookmybike (11/23/2012) [-]
you could have hidden my bike. look, i just want it back.. if you know the zombie who did it, please tell them i miss it and am sad without it?
User avatar #30 to #29 - justanotherzombie (11/23/2012) [-]
If I see itI will, What does it look like do you possible have a picture?
#31 to #30 - zombiestookmybike (11/23/2012) [-]
this is my bike.
User avatar #32 to #31 - justanotherzombie (11/23/2012) [-]
Ok I'll look for it :3
User avatar #33 to #32 - zombiestookmybike (11/23/2012) [-]
fankssss
User avatar #34 to #33 - justanotherzombie (11/23/2012) [-]
No problem :D
User avatar #26 - zombiestookmybike (11/23/2012) [-]
i cannot believe you
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User avatar #5 to #4 - justanotherzombie (08/16/2012) [-]
where did you find my user name :P
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#2 - anonymous (08/10/2012) [-]
Hello Robin.
Its me.
User avatar #3 to #2 - justanotherzombie (08/12/2012) [-]
.... Random Anon that knows my FB?
#1 - rubbishcomicsandco (06/21/2012) [-]
looking back out our comments and I said your name might appear in my next comic for feels....it will check out one of our new comics when you come back online (remember its only a joke and nothing is meant by placing a name in our comics)
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