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Date Signed Up:11/24/2012
Last Login:8/03/2014
Location:Spain
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#11 - What's wrong about a trisquel?  [+] (1 new reply) 04/06/2014 on Europe for Europeans 0
User avatar #12 - schnizel (04/06/2014) [-]
Nothing
#2 - BOTY, huh. 04/06/2014 on today's the day I lose a... 0
#57 - **jurto rolled image ** this. 04/06/2014 on God Don't Even 0
#149 - I think its a perfectly valid 5/10 04/06/2014 on Thin Privilege! 0
#570 - Of course x) MY PHONE DIED DEAD. I'm getting a brand new …  [+] (1 new reply) 04/04/2014 on jurto's profile 0
User avatar #571 - tapeworms (04/04/2014) [-]
Oh no. :c Hopefully not long.
#568 - Will you skype with me later? =D  [+] (3 new replies) 04/03/2014 on jurto's profile 0
User avatar #569 - tapeworms (04/03/2014) [-]
Nope. I'm busy, have lots of yoga and homework to do. Maybe next week sometime?
User avatar #570 - jurto (04/04/2014) [-]
Of course x)
MY PHONE DIED DEAD. I'm getting a brand new S4 soon, but as it comes home I'll be a little bit incommunicado.
User avatar #571 - tapeworms (04/04/2014) [-]
Oh no. :c Hopefully not long.
#566 - D= WHY NOT  [+] (5 new replies) 04/03/2014 on jurto's profile 0
#567 - tapeworms (04/03/2014) [-]
BC U NVR SKYPED ME U FGT
User avatar #568 - jurto (04/03/2014) [-]
Will you skype with me later? =D
User avatar #569 - tapeworms (04/03/2014) [-]
Nope. I'm busy, have lots of yoga and homework to do. Maybe next week sometime?
User avatar #570 - jurto (04/04/2014) [-]
Of course x)
MY PHONE DIED DEAD. I'm getting a brand new S4 soon, but as it comes home I'll be a little bit incommunicado.
User avatar #571 - tapeworms (04/04/2014) [-]
Oh no. :c Hopefully not long.
#564 - Should I take that as a compliment? x)  [+] (7 new replies) 04/03/2014 on jurto's profile 0
User avatar #565 - tapeworms (04/03/2014) [-]
No. :c
User avatar #566 - jurto (04/03/2014) [-]
D= WHY NOT
#567 - tapeworms (04/03/2014) [-]
BC U NVR SKYPED ME U FGT
User avatar #568 - jurto (04/03/2014) [-]
Will you skype with me later? =D
User avatar #569 - tapeworms (04/03/2014) [-]
Nope. I'm busy, have lots of yoga and homework to do. Maybe next week sometime?
User avatar #570 - jurto (04/04/2014) [-]
Of course x)
MY PHONE DIED DEAD. I'm getting a brand new S4 soon, but as it comes home I'll be a little bit incommunicado.
User avatar #571 - tapeworms (04/04/2014) [-]
Oh no. :c Hopefully not long.
#114 - Aw!  [+] (1 new reply) 03/15/2014 on (untitled) 0
#115 - tapeworms (03/15/2014) [-]
You weren't supposed to read that.
#83 - Not yet. Gotta follow the protocol - and there's no opened door yet.  [+] (1 new reply) 01/23/2014 on (untitled) 0
User avatar #96 - Shitthatscrazy (01/23/2014) [-]
well i though you already did that since you got on the floor

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#563 - tapeworms (03/21/2014) [-]
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User avatar #564 to #563 - jurto (04/03/2014) [-]
Should I take that as a compliment? x)
User avatar #565 to #564 - tapeworms (04/03/2014) [-]
No. :c
User avatar #566 to #565 - jurto (04/03/2014) [-]
D= WHY NOT
#567 to #566 - tapeworms (04/03/2014) [-]
BC U NVR SKYPED ME U FGT
BC U NVR SKYPED ME U FGT
User avatar #568 to #567 - jurto (04/03/2014) [-]
Will you skype with me later? =D
User avatar #569 to #568 - tapeworms (04/03/2014) [-]
Nope. I'm busy, have lots of yoga and homework to do. Maybe next week sometime?
User avatar #570 to #569 - jurto (04/04/2014) [-]
Of course x)
MY PHONE DIED DEAD. I'm getting a brand new S4 soon, but as it comes home I'll be a little bit incommunicado.
User avatar #571 to #570 - tapeworms (04/04/2014) [-]
Oh no. :c Hopefully not long.
#559 - luluwho (11/05/2013) [-]
DUDE !!!    Speak to your friends when you come here, PLEASE.
DUDE !!! Speak to your friends when you come here, PLEASE.
User avatar #560 to #559 - jurto (11/14/2013) [-]
Hello =D
User avatar #561 to #560 - luluwho (11/14/2013) [-]
Hello Missed you and sorry about your items.
#553 - luluwho (07/19/2013) [-]
Dude ?
Dude ?
User avatar #554 to #553 - jurto (07/19/2013) [-]
Aw, kitty
#555 to #554 - luluwho (07/19/2013) [-]
There you are
User avatar #556 to #555 - luluwho (07/19/2013) [-]
aaaaaannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnddd... you're gone
User avatar #557 to #556 - jurto (07/19/2013) [-]
No, I'm still here! And I'm doing items =D
User avatar #558 to #557 - luluwho (07/19/2013) [-]
OK, Good Fishing
User avatar #548 - luluwho (07/18/2013) [-]
Hi
User avatar #549 to #548 - jurto (07/18/2013) [-]
Hey, what's up! =D
Sorry for being not here so often as I should =/ Do you have skype/steam? =D
User avatar #550 to #549 - luluwho (07/18/2013) [-]
Iz OK and no
User avatar #551 to #550 - jurto (07/19/2013) [-]
D=
User avatar #531 - luluwho (07/12/2013) [-]
Come TALK to me next time your here
User avatar #532 to #531 - jurto (07/14/2013) [-]
Hue, you there?
User avatar #533 to #532 - luluwho (07/14/2013) [-]
Am now
User avatar #534 to #533 - jurto (07/14/2013) [-]
That's about seconds it took you to answer xP
User avatar #535 to #534 - luluwho (07/14/2013) [-]
Sorry, I was on another account
User avatar #536 to #535 - jurto (07/14/2013) [-]
Hahaha; I meant it was a pretty fast answet x)
How's it going?
User avatar #537 to #536 - luluwho (07/14/2013) [-]
I know, just jokeing I'm fine, how 'bout you ?
User avatar #538 to #537 - jurto (07/14/2013) [-]
I can't complain. There has been better days, though.
User avatar #540 to #538 - luluwho (07/14/2013) [-]
Let me know if you wanna sell the rest of those badges
User avatar #547 to #540 - luluwho (07/14/2013) [-]
I can go get a few thousand candies
User avatar #539 to #538 - luluwho (07/14/2013) [-]
What's happened ?
User avatar #541 to #539 - jurto (07/14/2013) [-]
Loong and complicated stuff.
Thanks for all those items xP
User avatar #542 to #541 - luluwho (07/14/2013) [-]
You're welcome Thank You for the badges trade esp.
User avatar #543 to #542 - jurto (07/14/2013) [-]
Nha, I told you; I'l trust your offers xP
User avatar #544 to #543 - luluwho (07/14/2013) [-]
I try to overpay you, I know it takes thousands to get where you're going
User avatar #545 to #544 - jurto (07/14/2013) [-]
x) If ever get there, I'll make sure people know it was mostly because all of your help.
User avatar #546 to #545 - luluwho (07/14/2013) [-]
Awww
User avatar #530 - luluwho (07/12/2013) [-]
Are you here ?
#527 - luluwho (07/11/2013) [-]
You're gone sooooo loooooonnnggg....
User avatar #528 to #527 - jurto (07/12/2013) [-]
Hey, you got back your old account? =D
User avatar #529 to #528 - luluwho (07/12/2013) [-]
Noo but I have many left
User avatar #506 - luluwho (07/06/2013) [-]
Oops, what did I do wrong ?
User avatar #508 to #506 - jurto (07/06/2013) [-]
It didn't let me accept it, It seems like you already took some of the items you asked for in the previous one x)
User avatar #509 to #508 - luluwho (07/06/2013) [-]
Oh duh on me, I was playing in my sleep again lol. That gets me in trouble
User avatar #511 to #509 - jurto (07/06/2013) [-]
Wow. I recently have had really weird dreams in which I did the kind of things you do when you are awake... But dreaming. And when I went to sleep in the dream, I woke up IRL. So I may be dreaming by now.
User avatar #512 to #511 - luluwho (07/06/2013) [-]
Ack lolololol I do that stuff too
User avatar #514 to #512 - jurto (07/06/2013) [-]
I'll try for lucid dreaming this night. I want to have control, even if it's in a dream =)
User avatar #515 to #514 - luluwho (07/06/2013) [-]
Of course you can control YOUR dream, my brother taught me how to do that. When the circus tiger wouldn't stop jumping on me, I took out my rifle and shot him and went right on playing at the circus
User avatar #516 to #515 - jurto (07/06/2013) [-]
HAHAHA, the maximum thing I could do is to wake up by messing with logics. Like, punching the wall and not feeling pain, or breathing underwater. That kind of things
#517 to #516 - luluwho (07/06/2013) [-]
lol Thank You for trade
User avatar #518 to #517 - jurto (07/06/2013) [-]
Neh, I told you, I'll trust you x)
User avatar #521 to #518 - luluwho (07/06/2013) [-]
shutyourmustache is opening so many plant chest sets right now trying to get horse **** that it's part funny and part sad, and she gave me the leftover candies
User avatar #519 to #518 - luluwho (07/06/2013) [-]
Well I was carefull to get you full value and lots of "amazing numbers"
User avatar #520 to #519 - jurto (07/06/2013) [-]
<3 <3
User avatar #522 to #520 - luluwho (07/06/2013) [-]
So what are you gonna do with your day ?
User avatar #523 to #522 - jurto (07/06/2013) [-]
Since it's almost over... Maybe go out at night? Don't really know yet =/
User avatar #524 to #523 - luluwho (07/06/2013) [-]
Oh, it's later than I thought OK just sayin' Have Fun
User avatar #505 - luluwho (07/06/2013) [-]
Wanna trade some more candy for tickets ?
User avatar #507 to #505 - jurto (07/06/2013) [-]
Of course =D I'm taking a huge break from items, I'll be back again soon. Until them, I'll accept any of your trades =) Just try to make them as good as you can, since I'll just trust you xP
User avatar #510 to #507 - luluwho (07/06/2013) [-]
I'll make sure you increase in numbers and don't lose any value. I promise
User avatar #513 to #510 - jurto (07/06/2013) [-]
<3
User avatar #500 - luluwho (07/03/2013) [-]
Please let me know next time you get any tickets to sell, I'll swap you candy evenly plus some bonus numbers
User avatar #499 - luluwho (07/03/2013) [-]
Did you leave ?
User avatar #501 to #499 - jurto (07/06/2013) [-]
Not really. But it's summer and I get easy distracted from FJ xP
User avatar #502 to #501 - luluwho (07/06/2013) [-]
Ohhhh, you should go have fun it's true.
User avatar #503 to #502 - jurto (07/06/2013) [-]
xP not that I do too much things. But the hot weather makes me sappy-dizzy-lazy.
User avatar #504 to #503 - luluwho (07/06/2013) [-]
Me too bro
User avatar #498 - luluwho (07/03/2013) [-]
Hey bro, we're having a GIF party on the board so come join in
User avatar #495 - Vegetaftfw (06/27/2013) [-]
<3
User avatar #496 to #495 - jurto (06/27/2013) [-]
❀.•❤•.✿.•❤•❀.•❤•.✿.•❤•
♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥♥
User avatar #471 - scammer (05/30/2013) [-]
<3
User avatar #440 - Vegetaftfw (05/07/2013) [-]
Thanks :3
User avatar #441 to #440 - jurto (05/07/2013) [-]
You always say thanks, but I'm the one who should!
User avatar #442 to #441 - Vegetaftfw (05/07/2013) [-]
No :P
User avatar #443 to #442 - jurto (05/07/2013) [-]
Yes :P
User avatar #444 to #443 - Vegetaftfw (05/07/2013) [-]
Nooo :)
User avatar #445 to #444 - jurto (05/07/2013) [-]
Yeeees :)
User avatar #433 - AreYouBlessed ONLINE (04/29/2013) [-]
Sorry, that was a bit more than I was willing to pay.
User avatar #434 to #433 - jurto (04/29/2013) [-]
Nevermind, I supposed so. But I had to try!
User avatar #435 to #434 - AreYouBlessed ONLINE (04/29/2013) [-]
Would you swap them for other chocolate items + some ore?
User avatar #430 - Vegetaftfw (04/29/2013) [-]
Ty!
User avatar #431 to #430 - jurto (04/29/2013) [-]
No, thank you =D
User avatar #382 - thekillerwalrus (04/29/2013) [-]
What is your goal?
You may get a surprise ;)
User avatar #383 to #382 - jurto (04/29/2013) [-]
I'm trying to get #1 on most items... It's starting to feel impossible (have not progressed very much since I got #47, but still I'm doing my best)
User avatar #355 - Vegetaftfw (04/22/2013) [-]
Thanks C:
User avatar #356 to #355 - jurto (04/22/2013) [-]
NO U
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