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Gender: male
Date Signed Up:12/22/2010
Last Login:9/29/2016
Location:Las Vegas
Comment Ranking:#19304
Highest Comment Rank:#8995
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Content Level Progress: 6.77% (4/59)
Level 0 Content: Untouched account → Level 1 Content: New Here
Comment Level Progress: 10% (1/10)
Level 147 Comments: Faptastic → Level 148 Comments: Faptastic
Total Comments Made:30
FJ Points:481
I'm a professional musician living in Vegas who fucking loves stand up comedy, vidya, ladies, pokemans, and a good occasional raid on Destiny. I've been on this site for years and nsfw feeds my soul. Later nigs. :)

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#18 - I'm in the exact same boat as you man. I live in Vegas and hav…  [+] (1 reply) 08/20/2016 on Why Beyonce is perfect +3
#29 - nominalgain (08/21/2016) [-]
Hopefully there'll be a revival of live music in general some time soon; I've seen a lot of good venues close over the last few years. It's bad for me because that's potential work gone forever, but it's worse for local bands who need exposure from venues successful enough to showcase unsigned acts.
#112 - UNLV grad here. I graduated with a 3.8 and my major was Neurop…  [+] (1 reply) 07/20/2014 on Grade gifts 0
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#144 - narddogg (07/21/2014) [-]
Wow nice one, I've had a couple of neuro classes so far and they weren't exactly a piece of cake, so kudos to you
#89 - Dude I have worked for the same movie theater company for near…  [+] (2 replies) 12/12/2012 on 13 Things +3
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#199 - lasmamoe (12/12/2012) [-]
"Not to be racist, but I cant stand black people that complain at the movies"

Not to be a douche, but are white people complaining at the movies perfectly fine, or what did you mean?
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#33 - Hahah that's ******* awesome. I work at a movie theater and th…  [+] (2 replies) 10/26/2012 on Oh god +277
#265 - anon (10/27/2012) [-]
was the summer camp, by any chance, a band camp?

#49 - cascarita (10/26/2012) [-]
I can only imagine their reactions after that scene
#296 - The poor young people in this picture were bloggers from Mexic…  [+] (16 replies) 06/09/2012 on Just hangin' +129
#349 - EdwardNigma (06/09/2012) [-]
Well, the guy who posted this probably didn't know that's who they were. Not his fault. Bad that they are dead, good that they were heroes, but still, you can't place blame.
#343 - narunarunaru (06/09/2012) [-]
This is for those who thumb up this man. I guess it is ok to make fun of the Holocaust? Or 9/11 jokes when those heroic firemen and the innocent people who were still trapped inside the towers when it collapsed? Or Hitler jokes that he was ‘sorry about gassing the Jews’? Or I hit that harder than Hiroshima? Hitler did terrible things to Europe and yet it is okay to post reaction images of him ‘being sorry’ just because there were no images of the suffering of war? Yeah, I guess it. You guys don’t really care about the bloggers or not, you guys just cringe at the sight of gore whether or not they are heroes who want to stop the drug cartels or the average joe. I’m not saying that this is okay and we should treat it as some kind of amusement or entertainment for us on the internet but it suddenly becomes an issue when you ‘disagree’ or the reality of horrifying images. Funnyjunk loves to suck 4chan cocks and complains that the morbid post is not ‘morbid’ enough. OP posted some shit and everyone loses their mind. TBH fj community = 9gag community. No difference between these two sites.. Hypocrisy at its finest.

TL:DR Bunch of hypocrites
#340 - satansfourskin (06/09/2012) [-]
#339 - anon (06/09/2012) [-]
fuck, i though it was fake...wait! Im mexican...I could be next D:!!!!
#329 - naughtygroundhog (06/09/2012) [-]
#327 - kaiserjovan (06/09/2012) [-]
It's sad how this is ignored by global media. Never have I heard of this, instead, our headlines the other day were on an Olympic Swimmer taking pictures with guns and posting them on Facebook.

Way to go, Australian Media.
#348 - EdwardNigma (06/09/2012) [-]
So I'm not the only Australian who thinks our media is the most batshit retarded thing to grace our country.

#336 - cjfj (06/09/2012) [-]
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#323 - whiteyswag (06/09/2012) [-]
#319 - anon (06/09/2012) [-]
Thank you for sharing this. I feel sad now, but thanks anyways.
#313 - jimydark (06/09/2012) [-]
i live in tampico mexico, this situation makes me angry and want to buy guns and kill bad people
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#322 - drunkenfist (06/09/2012) [-]
Do it, live your dreams, be a hero.
#309 - unncommon (06/09/2012) [-]
I fap to porn at least twice a day, browse funny content for a couple hours, them play Minecraft. I am the true internet. Feel my wrath.
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#310 - unncommon (06/09/2012) [-]
#305 - gimmeyobrain (06/09/2012) [-]
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#304 - mechaemperor (06/09/2012) [-]
I lived in Monterrey when that happened. Shit sucks, sometimes you just wanna buy guns and go vigilante on the criminal's and the corrupt official's asses.
#724 - It's good to have that hope. I still have hope she'll come bac…  [+] (1 reply) 04/27/2012 on Friend-zoned +1
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#727 - CuteKitteh (04/27/2012) [-]
You're right, thanks fellow FunnyJunker. I shall appreciate it all. ;w;
#700 - Honestly don't do it. I did it with my first love and I'll tel…  [+] (3 replies) 04/27/2012 on Friend-zoned +3
#713 - CuteKitteh (04/27/2012) [-]
I understand. It's nice to know that she's at least attracted to me, so i have always hoped that it would turn out into something more, but it is true that afterwards, it hurts for me to think if that's all we will ever do, just mess around. She is my best friend, and sadly, I still hold on to that tiny ounce of hope that one day, she will love me. But, that chance is incredibly thin... thank you so much for your opinion on it, btw, that is certainly appreciated that you took your time to tell me so. Thanks, man.
#724 - juanjaguar (04/27/2012) [-]
It's good to have that hope. I still have hope she'll come back to me but I doubt it. But atleast I had her for a little while in my life. The memories I have will last me a lifetime. If things go bad with her just remember you had an awesome person in your life and the future is always changing. I never thought I would be where I am now but the future is infuckingsane. lol
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#727 - CuteKitteh (04/27/2012) [-]
You're right, thanks fellow FunnyJunker. I shall appreciate it all. ;w;
#134 - Dude. Sweet. 04/25/2012 on Grave 0
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