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juanbalcknwhite

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Gender: male
Age: 23
Date Signed Up:12/19/2010
Last Login:5/26/2016
FunnyJunk Career Stats
Content Thumbs: 28678 total,  34580 ,  5902
Comment Thumbs: 3930 total,  6940 ,  3010
Content Level Progress: 52.4% (524/1000)
Level 228 Content: Mind Blower → Level 229 Content: Mind Blower
Comment Level Progress: 8% (8/100)
Level 239 Comments: Ambassador Of Lulz → Level 240 Comments: Doinitrite
Subscribers:224
Content Views:883145
Times Content Favorited:2722 times
Total Comments Made:2659
FJ Points:2926
Favorite Tags: The Game (12) | fuck you (10) | tags (8) | Girl (7) | help (5) | You (3) | Got (2) | is (2)

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    why? why?
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    gore? gore?
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    forever alone + insane forever alone + insane

latest user's comments

#94 - commenting just to see what color my santa hat is. 12/10/2015 on Insert Card as Shown 0
#53 - the only thing missing... the awesome dubstep in the background. 10/01/2015 on my 4 year old is JUST... 0
#232 - portable gaming master race. we can game and have a life. 09/24/2015 on Gamers unite! +1
#144 - and then the nerd gets beat up. 09/24/2015 on Our society nowadays 0
#110 - there will always be some douche teaching people about guns ev… 09/05/2015 on Firearms Education 0
#107 - who cares?  [+] (2 new replies) 09/05/2015 on Firearms Education 0
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#108 - mylazy (09/05/2015) [-]
Well if I ever run into a guy like the one who made this post, I wanna know if I can continue using the term I have been using or if I will receive a pointless lecture if I do.
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#110 - juanbalcknwhite (09/05/2015) [-]
there will always be some douche teaching people about guns even though they didn't ask for it.
#42 - you're mom is a shoop 08/23/2015 on Waiter... there's a hare in... 0
#235 - kittyplays 08/23/2015 on Dodger 0
#100 - you guys know this is fake, right? it's all fixed. the robots … 08/11/2015 on Battlebots was intense +3
#80 - mfw love at first sight. 08/02/2015 on How true love look like 0
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#118 - katarinaismywaifu
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#119 to #118 - juanbalcknwhite (03/24/2015) [-]
in a little bit. i'm training my pokemon.
#120 to #119 - katarinaismywaifu (03/24/2015) [-]
You don't deserve her!
#121 to #120 - juanbalcknwhite (03/24/2015) [-]
do you?
#122 to #121 - katarinaismywaifu (03/24/2015) [-]
I don't turn her down when she wants to bone.
#123 to #122 - juanbalcknwhite (03/24/2015) [-]
i'm sorry. she could reverse cowgirl while i train my pokemon!
#112 - puut (12/15/2012) [-]
The picture from the **** went away... what was your message?
#113 to #112 - juanbalcknwhite (12/15/2012) [-]
what picture?
#114 to #113 - puut (12/15/2012) [-]
Well actually it was a gif.. of a pink haired girl.
#115 to #114 - juanbalcknwhite (12/15/2012) [-]
the title said "i'd kill for sauce"

i wrote a comment saying "i got sauce. go kill somebody for me"

somebody replied "who do you want me to kill my lord"

i replied "me"

and that was that. i never really had sauce.
#116 to #115 - puut (12/15/2012) [-]
*sigh* What a paradox.
#110 - alZii
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#111 to #110 - juanbalcknwhite (10/19/2012) [-]
which ones do you want?
#102 - dalemc (08/25/2012) [-]
You want DJ screw?
#103 to #102 - juanbalcknwhite (08/25/2012) [-]
YES!!! can i trade points for it or do i need to trade an item?
#104 to #103 - dalemc (08/25/2012) [-]
You can trade for points man, Add me and look at my items, I have alot of doubles of the rappers if you wanna buy them.
#105 to #104 - juanbalcknwhite (08/25/2012) [-]
i want DJ Screw and Big Moe!!!
#106 to #105 - dalemc (08/25/2012) [-]
Cool just send another request man.
#107 to #106 - juanbalcknwhite (08/25/2012) [-]
if you ever come across a Fat Pat, i don't know if it exists, will you be willing to let me have it?
#108 to #107 - dalemc (08/25/2012) [-]
Yeah man I will, I got big pun, Big L dirty ol bastard,nate dogg, buffy and tupac.
#109 to #108 - juanbalcknwhite (08/25/2012) [-]
i only care about Houston rappers though.
#100 - beastpwnrlol (05/06/2012) [-]
why is your name in light blue?
#101 to #103 - juanbalcknwhite (05/06/2012) [-]
because my account was made before 2011. go into your inbox. there should be a message from funnyjunk that says it. subject: new shortcut and blue usernames
#94 - gerikhero (09/17/2011) [-]
**gerikhero rolled user Mii **

You have been murdered.
Kill the user rolled above by posting this on their page, and you will get your soul back and revive.

Until you do you will be butt raped by your angry ancestors in hell
#95 to #96 - juanbalcknwhite (09/17/2011) [-]
you are ******* retarded!
#96 to #97 - gerikhero (09/17/2011) [-]
sorry for the trouble v.v
#97 to #98 - juanbalcknwhite (09/17/2011) [-]
im sorry too. im just hate stupid **** like that.
#98 to #99 - gerikhero (09/17/2011) [-]
Anyway it's my fault and you have the right to be angry. Have a good day.
#91 - snoball **User deleted account**
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#92 to #93 - juanbalcknwhite (08/16/2011) [-]
i never intended on helping people. i was on a mission, and helping people was a *bonus*
#93 to #94 - snoball **User deleted account**
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#87 - anon (08/10/2011) [-]
Enjoy your incoming ban.
#85 - lloydminster (08/09/2011) [-]
no offence or anything but your comps kinda suck
#86 to #86 - juanbalcknwhite (08/09/2011) [-]
i know they do.
#83 - Cutles ONLINE (08/09/2011) [-]
i agree with some to most things on it but all girls are different and they will all work for different girls so they are true and i do like reading them so keep them coming and i like all the people that get mad over these like chill out
#84 to #84 - juanbalcknwhite (08/09/2011) [-]
appreciate the love.