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jstumps

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Age: 25
Date Signed Up:12/22/2010
Last Login:7/01/2015
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#28 - **jstumps used "*roll 1, 00000-99999*"** **jstumps rolls 40… 05/27/2015 on Senior Quote Time -1
#36 - Is Zuco your cover picture? 05/05/2015 on I wrote a book! 0
#38 - K 04/08/2015 on Creepy Pics #2 -1
#22 - No, here's why: 04/03/2015 on Would you push it? +4
#177469 - Shallow as in depth of her vagina. 03/10/2015 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#177320 - Bit under 6"  [+] (1 new reply) 03/10/2015 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #177321 - awesomerninjathing (03/10/2015) [-]
well vaginas are about 7 inches deep so that's not a problem

if she was afraid of being hurt and like actively worrying about it during sex, it could cause her pain because of vaginal muscle spasms

and like the other guy said, maybe it wasn't lubricated enough
#177314 - Idk, she seemed pretty wet up until the crying. But that could…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/10/2015 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #177315 - foreveranonymous (03/10/2015) [-]
Wet =/= aroused though. Your best bet it to just talk to her. Maybe she wasn't aroused enough or too nervous, no one knows besides her
#177313 - Well, the only way to be sure is to be very clear with your in… 03/10/2015 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#177309 - A couple things 1 - If she acts amused by little things yo…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/09/2015 on Advice - love advice,... +1
#177312 - Rascal (03/10/2015) [-]
I honestly have no idea if there is one or not. I hope she just doesn't find me as a friend instead of a date.
User avatar #177313 - jstumps (03/10/2015) [-]
Well, the only way to be sure is to be very clear with your intentions. Most people your age are afraid of the backlash of having their feelings not returned, but it's the only way to be sure.
#177307 - So, I was having sex with my girlfriend, and she started cryin…  [+] (9 new replies) 03/09/2015 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#177369 - Rascal (03/10/2015) [-]
why you calling her vain for getting hurt by a small dick. rude much
User avatar #177469 - jstumps (03/10/2015) [-]
Shallow as in depth of her vagina.
User avatar #177326 - advicedude (03/10/2015) [-]
youre fine. shell get used to it
User avatar #177319 - awesomerninjathing (03/10/2015) [-]
how big is your caped crusader
User avatar #177320 - jstumps (03/10/2015) [-]
Bit under 6"
User avatar #177321 - awesomerninjathing (03/10/2015) [-]
well vaginas are about 7 inches deep so that's not a problem

if she was afraid of being hurt and like actively worrying about it during sex, it could cause her pain because of vaginal muscle spasms

and like the other guy said, maybe it wasn't lubricated enough
User avatar #177310 - foreveranonymous (03/09/2015) [-]
She probably wasn't aroused enough
User avatar #177314 - jstumps (03/10/2015) [-]
Idk, she seemed pretty wet up until the crying. But that could hold some weight
User avatar #177315 - foreveranonymous (03/10/2015) [-]
Wet =/= aroused though. Your best bet it to just talk to her. Maybe she wasn't aroused enough or too nervous, no one knows besides her

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User avatar #1 - yummehMOO (04/28/2011) [-]
I love you lol
User avatar #2 to #1 - jstumps (04/28/2011) [-]
Haha, it was pretty epic.
Nicely done, nicely done.
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