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Consoles Owned: Alienware MX14, Xbox 360, TI-84 Plus SE
Video Games Played: Payday 2, Skyrim, Diablo 2, Diablo 3, and more
Interests: Science, Drawing, video-games, FJ
Date Signed Up:5/22/2012
Last Login:8/22/2014
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I am the mighty JseTheGreat... you probably never heard of me (not trying to sound like a hipster). I unfortunately rolled ponies on a "delete your account" game

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    Busted! Busted!
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    When a snorlax falls indoors When a snorlax falls indoors
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    Police Brutality Police Brutality

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User avatar #191 - Gellfling (07/31/2014) [-]
i dont know much about actually doing parkour, so i cant 100% say this is fake, but i know a little bit about video editing, and i can say that what i see is suspicious. either way. i still found it entertaining
User avatar #210 - sheepysquirrel (07/31/2014) [-]
Almost 6 years parkour experience, I can say this is possible, and I actually got linked the video by a friend this morning, but I'd have to watch the video again to check for editing.

I've seen crazier shit in person so I wouldn't doubt it though.
User avatar #208 - mazvaddox (07/31/2014) [-]
Watch until the end. It shows the unedited version. Also this is the YT channel of the guy who did it. www.youtube.com/user/ethantswanson/featured ( Hopefully this comes out right. I apologize if it does not.)
User avatar #209 - Gellfling (07/31/2014) [-]
oh i suppose it does, i ended it at where it says the gopro logo because i assumed the rest was just advertisement for their product and channel lol
#177 - Whatever, the gopro his head looking down sort of distorts the…  [+] (6 new replies) 07/31/2014 on How to piss off your neighbors 0
User avatar #178 - Gellfling (07/31/2014) [-]
it was more that he was slowed down, yet the train in the background was unhindered. that means there was video layering. so either the train was layered in, or he was, and if hes layered in, that completely ruins the legitimacy to it
User avatar #183 - jsereturns (07/31/2014) [-]
I see your point, I didn't really notice that. Maybe they did it for effect or something?
User avatar #191 - Gellfling (07/31/2014) [-]
i dont know much about actually doing parkour, so i cant 100% say this is fake, but i know a little bit about video editing, and i can say that what i see is suspicious. either way. i still found it entertaining
User avatar #210 - sheepysquirrel (07/31/2014) [-]
Almost 6 years parkour experience, I can say this is possible, and I actually got linked the video by a friend this morning, but I'd have to watch the video again to check for editing.

I've seen crazier shit in person so I wouldn't doubt it though.
User avatar #208 - mazvaddox (07/31/2014) [-]
Watch until the end. It shows the unedited version. Also this is the YT channel of the guy who did it. www.youtube.com/user/ethantswanson/featured ( Hopefully this comes out right. I apologize if it does not.)
User avatar #209 - Gellfling (07/31/2014) [-]
oh i suppose it does, i ended it at where it says the gopro logo because i assumed the rest was just advertisement for their product and channel lol
#150 - Your views are highly opinionated. I see little logical reason…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/25/2014 on grammar 0
User avatar #151 - glycogen (07/25/2014) [-]
Here are 1160 peer reviewed clinical journals that all implicate the consumption of meat in the onset of the major disease experienced by the human race. www.atkinsexposed.org/atkins/58/References_1_-_1160.htm

Does some random guy on funnyjunk hold the missing link to human evolution and the cause of our descent into madness? yes.

WE had a symbiosis with fruit, we ate it, it passed through our body, it then grew in our poo, acting as a fertilizer there was a bio-chemical communication. We were in direct contact with earth, and had a very different conscious experience. Free from disease and conflict.

Take away fruit and get humans to live in the cold and scavenge corpses to eat. Then you get violence, depravity, illness and corruption.

Simple.

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User avatar #48 - jsereturns (05/16/2014) [-]
**jsereturns rolled user autosubmit ** Did you know you can roll admin as a user?
User avatar #47 - jsereturns (05/15/2014) [-]
**jsereturns rolled user admin ** HI
User avatar #46 - jsereturns (05/06/2014) [-]
**jsereturns rolls 70**
#43 - jsereturns (05/05/2014) [-]
Mortuus
Here is a photo, sorry for the crap resolution, best I can do atm.
It may appear dull, the mineral has a reflective metallic luster where exposed and also when crushed.
User avatar #44 to #43 - Mortuus (05/05/2014) [-]
Do you live in or around an active or previously active volcanic area?
User avatar #45 to #44 - jsereturns (05/05/2014) [-]
Not sure, I really don't think so
I'm near Kaiserslautern, Germany.
User avatar #42 - jsereturns (05/05/2014) [-]
**jsereturns rolled comment #8667174 ** :
**ajrin rolled user joshlol ** my soul mate is the best one

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**jsereturns rolled user kilroydotexe **
#38 - jsereturns (05/05/2014) [-]
**jsereturns rolled image**
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#35 - jsereturns (05/04/2014) [-]
**jsereturns rolled user oshily ** I CHOOSE YOU!
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**jsereturns rolled user thechosentroll **
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**ocanom rolled user sciencexplain **
User avatar #32 to #31 - sciencexplain (04/19/2014) [-]
You called?
#33 to #32 - anonymous (04/21/2014) [-]
Sciencexplain came to save the day!
User avatar #25 - jsereturns (04/02/2014) [-]
kingxddd
User avatar #27 to #26 - jsereturns (04/02/2014) [-]
woah, how did you get here?
User avatar #19 - jsereturns (03/30/2014) [-]
**jsereturns rolled user teoberry **
User avatar #20 to #19 - jsereturns (03/30/2014) [-]
It says here you are a user, drugs are bad mmkay
User avatar #23 to #20 - teoberry (03/30/2014) [-]
I do what I want
#24 to #23 - jsereturns (03/30/2014) [-]
But... you're tearing me apart
But... you're tearing me apart
User avatar #18 - jsereturns (03/30/2014) [-]
sasha > ohhh
User avatar #21 to #18 - ohhh (03/30/2014) [-]
YOU ******* BITCH! i'LL KILL YOU!
User avatar #15 - jsereturns (03/30/2014) [-]
sasha
User avatar #16 to #15 - sasha (03/30/2014) [-]
hi
User avatar #9 - jsereturns (03/30/2014) [-]
ohhh
User avatar #10 to #9 - jsereturns (03/30/2014) [-]
ohhh
User avatar #11 to #10 - ohhh (03/30/2014) [-]
stop
User avatar #12 to #11 - jsereturns (03/30/2014) [-]
ohhh baby you.... yooou got what I neeeed.... but you say hes just a friend...
User avatar #13 to #12 - ohhh (03/30/2014) [-]
Are you high?
User avatar #14 to #13 - jsereturns (03/30/2014) [-]
idk your user name just reminded me of the song
Biz Markie-Just A Friend [With Lyrics] 0:58
User avatar #2 to #1 - jsereturns (03/10/2014) [-]
XD "will sell everything for opened chests and crates"
User avatar #4 to #2 - partially (03/10/2014) [-]
I can take this less ****** offer ^^
User avatar #3 to #2 - partially (03/10/2014) [-]
Ye but not at the ********* rate possible
i deserve at least rate 5:1 since opened chests are useless
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